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This is a link post fuck my boots, the Dresden Dolls are playing London
Halloween.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 17 May 2018, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hadn't heard of them
but soon found, boot fucking aside, it's Amanda Palmer. I shall go digging some more. Any recommendations as to where I should start ACFC?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 17 May 2018, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watched the video
tried to listen but could only make out the words 'bitch' and 'California' they seemed to be repeated. I was not sure. The tempo was slightly abnormal.

This may or may no say anything about the quality of their music genre.

I don't think I have enough info to buy a ticket.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 17 May 2018, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer her solo work over her Dresden Dolls stuff.
Want it Back is a better example of her output, in my opinion. (NSFW because of nipples and pubic hair, the horror!)
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Send pic of boots.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 May 2018, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 18 May 2018, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Muppet out-takes

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 17 May 2018, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is great.
Much better than obscure avant garde music videos.

Have a clicky.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 17 May 2018, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post this i like

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.imdb.com/title/tt0075988
 (Benzyl, Sat 19 May 2018, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Alexa, I've been a very naughty boy NSFW
Bloke turns Alexa into an electric shock-administering dominatrix.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ivana Puliakokov, Thu 17 May 2018, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 May 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post BRB

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 17 May 2018, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously preferred by those who are quite lippy.

(arch_stanton, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Woman does her best impression of a monkey at a Zoo NSFW
"Hello, i'd like to return this doughnut I bought yesterday..."
 (svenenuponwherepops, Thu 17 May 2018, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post lucky there was no fan present

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 17 May 2018, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now with extra nuts...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deofwLXu_VM
 (svenenuponwherepops, Thu 17 May 2018, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post #MeePoo

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 17 May 2018, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's not NSFW

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
crappuccino to have here thanks!
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Apparently 'Digital Self-Harm' is a thing, now.
Those poor, poor digitally self-harming children, whatever can we do to raise awareness of this truly modern scourge???
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 17 May 2018, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It kind of makes sense.
Most things people post on social media are just an internal monologue being jabbered into the void, and people with low self esteem have always called themselves cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 May 2018, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I followed somebody on Twitter who used to regularly do this to herself
Would complain in her timeline that she was receiving abuse, until she started trolling a US astronaut who got the feds involved and all was revealed.

True story.

motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/qkjbqp/what-happened-when-a-nasa-astronaut-got-harassed-on-twitter
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 17 May 2018, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post *spoiler alert*
I'm Benny's sock puppet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 17 May 2018, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think most of /links were aware of this sort of thing
It seemed almost quaint.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 17 May 2018, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Digital self-harm" sounds like a sharp fingernail abrasion during masturbation. I think Munchausen's syndrome provides more information about motivation.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Thu 17 May 2018, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping for something involving a 3d printer and body parts.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 May 2018, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arumph...
I cannot find a 3D printer that prints stiff rubber...
Think about the market opportunities!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 18 May 2018, 5:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fast forward 20 years...
...and get one that prints with living cells.
Then we could all go fuck ourselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 May 2018, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like Munchausens by digital proxy to me.
Of course I am not a qualified mental health professional, so...
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 17 May 2018, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post go outside ffs

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Attention seekers seek attention.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Vape Pen Explosion Kills Florida Man
"Firefighters found extensive fire damage in D’Elia’s bedroom, where his body was discovered, but minimal smoke" - Oh the irony.
 (strongp, Thu 17 May 2018, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post MODS!!!
(Apparently it was unapproved mods that caused the splosion)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 17 May 2018, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post So vaping is more lethal than smoking.

(I helped save b3ta! Ivana Puliakokov, Thu 17 May 2018, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Celebrate - The Private Sector I made this!

(shardcore, Thu 17 May 2018, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Eleven Minutes of Bin Bags Blowing in the Breeze at Emerson Park Train Station
Eleven Minutes of Bin Bags Blowing in the Breeze at Emerson Park Train Station
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 17 May 2018, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I'm not clicking this till I know what it is!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 17 May 2018, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’s
Eleven Minutes of Bin Bags Blowing in the Breeze at Emerson Park Train Station
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 17 May 2018, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Long time no see.
Nice honeymoon was it?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 17 May 2018, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vegas is like another planet
The atmosphere is barely breathable

But yes, honeymoon was aces, married life is grand, I’ve got a new job which is awesome and I’m off on Holliday tomorrow!

Life is fucking amazeballs!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 17 May 2018, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to hear things have turned a corner for you.
Good-o.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 17 May 2018, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 17 May 2018, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well NOW you tell me!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 17 May 2018, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post SPOILER ALERT!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 17 May 2018, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post by Emerson Lake and Binbag

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 May 2018, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen this
But I did see Twenty Seven Minutes of Bin Bags Blowing in the Breeze at Emerson Park Train Station. I thought it was a bit long
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 17 May 2018, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post the trailer completely ruined it for me

(ozof, Thu 17 May 2018, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was lucky enough to actually be there when this was filmed.
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. Right? And this bag was just dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 17 May 2018, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post FAKE
The bags are superimposed, you can tell because they don't always move like the plants.
The edges of the poles are too shiny and lit differently.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 May 2018, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Flathead County, Montana - police blotter
10:03 p.m. A Columbia Falls man complained that a woman was storing things in his shed without his permission.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 17 May 2018, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like to think these are all just the same one or two people

(horrid, Thu 17 May 2018, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of accidental 911 calls

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 May 2018, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a sociologic study in its own right.
I mean most of those things are what I look forward to in life. A mountain lion on my roof would be the highlight of my day.

8:14 p.m. Some kids were laying in a parking lot smoking something.

Fuck off and mind yer own business, asshole. Who cares what the kids are doing.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 May 2018, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone else play/ing FarCry5
Sounds pretty accurate.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 17 May 2018, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post May 9 7.50pm
'Dogs were standing in the middle of a road.'
How have we not heard about this!!
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Thu 17 May 2018, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The following day:
9:32 a.m. A Kalispell man’s “crotch rocket” was stolen.

10:05 a.m. A man in flannel was taking a nap on the side of the road. When someone approached to see if he was doing OK, the napping man woke up and growled at the concerned citizen.

10:37 a.m. Cow abuse was reported in Kalispell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 17 May 2018, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post "A suspicious bus was reported in Columbia Falls."
What the fuck is a suspicious bus?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 17 May 2018, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post A bus that dosen't trust you.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 17 May 2018, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, like alarmed doors

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 18 May 2018, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Cheezer good, cheezer good... these Dairy Lea's are good!
Fucking hipsters.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 16 May 2018, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lucy in the Sky with Double Gloucester?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 17 May 2018, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crack in cheese Gromit!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 May 2018, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're wasted here friend.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 May 2018, 1:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know
One day I'll get my /board mojo back.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 May 2018, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's your name? What have you taken?
Reach for the Quavers. Safe as fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 17 May 2018, 6:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best Supporting Punster in a Non-Vegan Thread

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 17 May 2018, 9:22, , Reply)
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It's all a bit Brass Eye, I'm not entirely sure this isn't some intern's joke.

But anyway, the Metro is run by the Mail, so 'truth' is an abstract concept to them.

TLDR: All involved are cunts.
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Thu 17 May 2018, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think this story is simply fiction
someone at the Metro thinks it would be funny to make believe E in cheese is a thing. sad
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 17 May 2018, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno...
I used to order up a pizza whenever I was having shrooms, and just add them as a topping. You can't really taste them that way, and can consume a larger dose before feeling ill.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 May 2018, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Filtered tea and spread tongue with marmite/mustard/chilli/lanacane/oil to prevent tasting anything*.


*possibly for hours
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 May 2018, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'perhaps because I do not have a partner to go home to and get a big hug from it was worse for me'
WOMEN: get a husband or you'll end up unloved, alone and out of your head on hard drugs
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 17 May 2018, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post or even worse you'll end up at some bore's house talking about her sexual fantasies

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 17 May 2018, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because you're worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 May 2018, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, now that bloody song's in my head again...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 May 2018, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post This should shift it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 17 May 2018, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK
Never forgiving you for this...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 May 2018, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are enough E's in cheese as it is
Thank you very much
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 17 May 2018, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Lloyds bank - Summerisle branch

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 16 May 2018, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect.
Psst. Change the link to www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvf8b5dFhyE and it will embed
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 16 May 2018, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ta, It's been a while since I posted and I couldn't remember the voodoo.
But of course I can't edit the URL postfacto :( cock it.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 17 May 2018, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every cunt bank pretending to be your friend deserves this treatment.
(Sorry, that struck the wrong tone. LOLZ AND CLICKZ)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 16 May 2018, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
How dare they cover 'You're not Alone', in such an insipid pointless way!
How fucking dare they! This trend of taking bangers and converting them into idiotic music-box dribblings needs to stop, right now.
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Thu 17 May 2018, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Japan, special effects and boobs
I think that is a fair summary (by boobs I mean cleavage, obviously, hence SFW).
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 16 May 2018, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cant work out if she is saying "Yanni" or "Laurel"

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 16 May 2018, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least we are not talking about that dumb white dress.
Or was it blue?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 16 May 2018, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post think it was just spinach dip

(horrid, Thu 17 May 2018, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more décolletage.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 16 May 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh my this is rather jolly and amusing
Kebab kebab kebab kebab balls
 (Paint! Another one lost, Wed 16 May 2018, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post naughty Paint!
www.b3ta.com/links/1486565
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 16 May 2018, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh bugger
there was no GC warning :(
 (Paint! Another one lost, Wed 16 May 2018, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you will find
that was already posted by a smart, attractive, and popular B3TA member.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 17 May 2018, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I must have indigestion; it's repeating on me.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 16 May 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's no junkies bastard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMV2tfk3PXQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 16 May 2018, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is he the man that wouldn't bake the cake for the gay couple?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 16 May 2018, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd wager ten english pounds that this man wouldn't bake a cake for a gay couple

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 16 May 2018, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Recording yourself driving is dumb
so the ending of this video really shouldn't come as a shock.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 May 2018, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel sick
Where's the NSFW tag?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 16 May 2018, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post MODS!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 16 May 2018, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I guess that was inevitable

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 16 May 2018, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was expecting his purpleness to do his 'ting.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 16 May 2018, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Sorry to break it to you but Prince is dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 17 May 2018, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL - I meant Aki

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 17 May 2018, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post He one lucky lucky guy

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 16 May 2018, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUUUUUUUUUUUU...!

I like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 16 May 2018, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Cryptocurrency that allows you to give a FUCK
FUCK goes back to roots of cryptocurrency by facilitating the transfer of a token to act as payment. Simple and elegant by design, this allows people to give a FUCK about things they care about, or give no FUCKs if something isn’t worthy.
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 16 May 2018, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Didn't the arse fall out of cryptocurrencies months ago?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 May 2018, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tell that to the 21% of US students who spent Federally Insured Student loans on Crypocoins...
studentloans.net/financial-aid-funding-cryptocurrency-investments

What a bunch of twats, and I’m pretty sure it’s a felony...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 16 May 2018, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crypto Market was certainly over-heated, but blockchain technology isn't going back in the box

(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 16 May 2018, 22:17, , Reply)

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