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This is a link post Wedding of the year I made this!

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This is a normal post Arf!

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Haha
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post now do it with the real Trump

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Trump's true identity revealed
This channel never fails.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a link post An alternative to the Wedding I made this!
Buster Comic, from 1981, at another Royal Wedding
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best link on here for a very long time.

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..& now, we're off to racing...at Newmarket!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpRcRCUKsY&t=4s
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This is a normal post This is magnificent!

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The don't make 'em like that anymore
Proper genius.
(, Sun 20 May 2018, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ that.

(, Sun 20 May 2018, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Had enough?
Here, watch the end of the world on a live webcam.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kilauea is looking pretty fighty this morning.

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like it is more than last night
I like listening to the guys in the background
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am getting
severe deja-vu

Again.

EDIT : What is it with people reposting things I have posted and on the same page?

The glass is cocky with this one...
(, Sun 20 May 2018, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’s nothing personal,
it’s just that we’ve all got you on ignore.
(, Sun 20 May 2018, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is the theory of the moebius...

(, Sun 20 May 2018, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Jalopy I made this!
In which I show my in depth knowledge of cars.

p.s. this was uploaded WELL before midnight, but Youtube is being a cunt
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive.
I'd have given up halfway through the tutorial.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:03, , Reply)
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I just pressed play without realising how high my volume was.
My ears are now fucked. Good review though as always =]
(, Sun 20 May 2018, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a link post You shat the bed; YOU wash the fucking sheets
If the surgeon who said it was a bad idea to carve myself a second arsehole with a rusty potato peeler spent the same time and energy helping me execute the idea, then it would work like a dream.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^^This
Even Dan Hannan admits things aren't exactly swimming along. But, yeah, blame the people who said it was a both barrels in the foot decision.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cept the the process and country is currently being run by a remainer.

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 7:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does not matter
if the whole idea in the first place is rotten to the core.

You could have anyone at the helm and we would still end up up shit creek without a paddle.

It's the only possible destination, the only change is the colour of the shit when you stop.

Having a different captain, even one enthusiastic about being up shit creek, would not make any difference.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but a majority view the EU as the shit in the bed.
Only bed-wetters are comfortable lying where they are and staying in the bed as it is. The ones who voted out are trying to clean the sheets.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course
in this analogy, the 'shit' is rules that would close offshore tax havens and make the country pay attention to the environment and force companies to put up with workers that have rights. It is frictionless trade and having somewhere nice to retire even if you are not really rich.

I can see why ultra rich tories would want that 'shit' gone but I fail to see why anyone else would.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The problem with an online connected world.
The amount of gullible, ignorant and thick twats tends to outnumber sensible folk. Misinformation is rife and spread far too easily.

TLDR

FAKE NEWS
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Indeed.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to advertising, sales and persuasion.

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, reading the leaflet this EU sounds a really nice place.
We can still have frictionless trade but the pricks in the EU don't want it. They want our money, my money, to spend on their 'projects'. Not every EU initiative is bad, but on balance its fucked up and undemocratic. Pretty much staunch remainers (a) will either profit from staying or (b) are scared at not having the EU do their thinking for them.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:10, , Reply)
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OK, look: "frictionless" trade requires institutions, and that requires regulation, and that requires membership of regulatory bodies. Bodies rather like those instatiated in, er, the EU. If you leave the EU, you have to build them all anew, and pretty darned quickly, too. And it's absurd to say that the EU doesn't want frictionless trade, given that it keeps on entering into trade agreements with other countries and blocs around the world in order to facilitate just that.

"They want our money" is simply absurd. Yes, there are contributor states and recipient states. But - holy fucking shitcastles! - the money that's paid out is overwhelmingly directed at things that'll raise the wealth of the recipient states, so that (a) they don't stay recipients, and (b) the people there'll be wealthy enough to buy stuff from the likes of us.

Do you complain about money from London or Manchester taxpayers being used to pay for welfare in Cornwall? Do you think that that's a reason for London or Manchester to declare UDI? No: because that's not how communities work. And if it's not how communities work on a state level, it's hard to see why it's how they'd work on a supra-state level. And don't forget that the EU has poured millions into regional development in places like Cornwall, as well as into things like fundamental scientific research elsewhere in the UK. I walk past the National Graphene Institute every day. It's EU-funded.

"Undemocratic" is a howler, given that the EU has no powers that it doesn't get from member states. Non-member-states have no such powers within it, but they still have to abide by EU standards to trade there. Meanwhile, when was the last time you voted for a representative to the WTO? (And we could turn this around, of course: if you think that it doesn't matter that we don't vote for representatives to the WTO, you've undermined your own argument about the EU's putative democratic deficit.)

Do I profit personally from being in the EU? That's impossible to say, but inasmuch as that I rely on a generally healthy economy - as do we all - and leaving the EU is likely to put at least a generational dent into that, then yes. Probably. So does pretty much everyone. And I also benefit intangibly, in terms of continent-wide peace and security, freedom to live and work, cultural flows, a general sense of belonging, and all the rest of it.

Or is all that just an instance of someone doing my thinking for me?
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:30, , Reply)
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Christ, ardent remainers are boring.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top quality rebuttal there.
You really showed him who’s got the most cogent argument.

No, wait. You didn’t.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 16:43, , Reply)
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Come on. You didn't get through it either.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did.
And your argument is shit.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The "Undemocratic" rant always boiled my piss.
MEPs are directly elected, hence Farage. It's not the EU's fault if we generally don't give a shit about who gets in.

Council members are appointed by the member states, and the only reason we don't vote on those is because our government doesn't let us.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post People in western democracies whinging about how undemocratic it is here can safely fuck off

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Putting money into the EU goes in part to develop the poorer countries in the EU.
We were growing the market into which we had frictionless access. It was in our interests.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes what's the matter world's Nobel prize winners, scared you'll have to think for yourselves?

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post A majority, you say?
Well, 52% of those who voted, maybe. That equates to 37% of those who could vote, which rather suggests that the majority was either in favour of, or at worst indifferent to, the EU.

And it equates also to 27% of the population, so your majority claim is looking even smaller.

But what about that 52%? Do they all have that attitude to the EU?

Undoubtedly not. Some will have voted to leave because of a full-throated loathing of the EU. Many won't. The polling before the referendum indicated that there was a range of "leave" positions, from the hardest Brexiteer of the Daily Express and Spiked Online sort, to very soft Brexiteers.

And, of course, some will have voted leave out of pure devilry.

So please do tell me more about that majority that views the EU that way.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post In a vote , the most votes is the majority.
That's how they work.

Your 'analysis' is just fiddling away like Uncle Ernie on babysitting night.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is the first instance I've seen of the Remainer = nonce argument
Thanks for bringing something new to the table you thick cunt
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god settle down, Benito
That was just a joke not an attack on remainers. His point was spot on, though, so you probably didn't want to argue that
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could you show your working out please?
Because that looks like the one where you try and make the poll illegitimate because babies aren't allowed to vote.

Last time I looked the turnout was pretty high.

Edit
Fuck it, suns shine why am I having this tired argument?
I'm off out, ta.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Admittedly, AS was unclear about what "majority" meant.
If it was supposed to mean "majority of those who voted", then the claim is undoubtedly true; but since that majority was not of one voice, then the majority may be illusory.

If it was supposed to mean "majority of the electorate", noting that the terms of the referendum were such as to mean that many of those with the biggest stake in whether or not we remain were disenfranchised, then it's false. Most of the electorate was either in favour of remaining, or - at most - happy enough to remain. Likewise, if it was meant to mean "majority of the population".
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:35, , Reply)
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"They didn't vote, therefore they would have all voted as I did."
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This is a normal post Not voting is essentially a vote for the status quo.
That's a pretty standard interpretation.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post So with that interpretation
Why were the rules of the referendum 50% of the votes rather than 50% of the electorate?
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because that's how we always do elections.
No vote essentially being in favour of the status quo is just a rule of thumb, not a hard and fast rule upon which it is reasonable to base elections.

Consider a vote between the status quo and change in general terms.

The typical psychology of people who like the status quo is happiness and complacency; they like it how it is, and it's natural for them to assume most of everyone else is broadly as happy. A comparatively high proportion will not bother to vote because everything is fine as far as they're concerned.

The typical psychology of people who want change is dissatisfaction and motivation; they don't like it and given that many people around them don't seem to be doing anything about it they'll have to do something about it themselves. A comparatively low proportion in favour of change will not bother to vote, because they all want something to happen and they're way more motivated.

If there were to be a second referendum, the status quo and change biases would be shaken up and partially inverted... all the complacent remainers would no longer be complacent... neither would the leavers but it's fairly reasonable to assume there were far fewer of them. And that's not even taking into account the number of on-the-fence leavers many of whom will have changed their minds since the revelations about lying buses, etc. I doubt there are many remainers who will have been convinced of the benefits of Brexit due to the smooth way it's been handled so far.
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This is a normal post Completely at a loss as to why not voting equates to voting remain?

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because people that voted leave are ignorant racists
But those that couldn't make a mark on a bit of paper are clearly enlightened europhiles.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prove it.

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was sarcasm....

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't.
But it doesn't have to. The onus was on Leave to show overwhelming popular support, because it was Leave demanding change. On that, they failed.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post They failed
Except according to the rules of the referendum - which both sides accepted prior to the vote - they won.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post If we had the vote again, say next week,
which way do you think it would go?

I suspect the number of remainers who will have changed their minds is going to be close to zero.

I suspect that the people who didn't vote (many of whom figured the leave side didn't stand a chance) would mostly choose remain if they decided to vote the second time.

I suspect the number of brexiters who will have changed their minds is liable to be significant.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly I think leave would win again
And probably by more. Mainly because it would reinforce the perception that the EU don't give a crap about our opinion and will keep asking the question until they get the answer they want.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The EU never asked the question.
What does the EU's opinion of our vote even matter, given that they're clearly going along with it?

Do you really think people are voting based on what the international community will think of them, or is it more likely they're voting based on what they think will be best for themselves and the place that they live?
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:47, , Reply)
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Ok, so the EU's representatives on this planet then. The EU themselves clearly didn't give a fuck about our opinion when they sent Cameron back empty handed resulting in him agreeing to the referendum in the first place.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 19:22, , Reply)
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There's a difference between not giving a fuck about a someone's opinion, and not caving in to someone's demands.

I'm not a fan of the EU... I actually think there are many valid reasons to dislike it, and I would have liked to see some reform. But this absolute debacle is almost entirely our own fault:

The terms of the debate were just outright lies on both side. Many (not all but many) votes have been cast as the result of simple reactionary xenophobia founded on false premises. The figures leading all sides and all parties have been disingenuous and have played games for political points. Our government (consisting of both remainers and leavers) has made promises that it simply doesn't have the capability of delivering upon (to both the people of Britain and to the EU). The opposition (consisting of both remainers and leavers) has hypothesised similarly untenable counter proposals.

Certainly there have been some unhelpful comments from some deeply distasteful figures in the EU. Junker, Schulz and Verhofstadt in particular have made a number of inflammatory statements, but at the end of the day they're not beholden to us any more... their job is not to do what we say, it's to get the best result for the rest of Europe.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect...
A lot of people that were tricked into voting remain by the scare mongering tactics will be thinking again next time round.

See we can all play the "I suspect" game.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because no vote is essentially a vote for the status quo.

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, IF all that is true.
Where's all the bloody protest marches?
Was at least expecting a few good student direct action demos.

All I've seen is a few thousand people.
Marching peacefully with their silly blue flags.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post LMGTFY
25 June 2016
28 June 2016
2 July 2016
3 September 2016
25 March 2017
9 September 2017
(Admittedly, they've been short on violence.)
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait till the shape of our brave new world becomes clear
Once the unemployment kicks in there will be blood
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes I remember the bloody riots when there were 4 million unemployed in the 80s...
Why are you so sure that unemployment will rocket then? What do you actually know?
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post So do I
I remember the brixton riot in 1981, another in 1985, the poll tax riots,

Hell, just in April 1981–July 1981 there were riots in London, Birmingham, Manchester, Leeds and Liverpool.

The 80's were full of riots caused by people being poor and the police being racist.

Just like the situation we will be in after brexit.

Rising business costs lead to less jobs being afforded by business, it is very basic. If you increase costs for trade you get less trade and need less workers. This means more unemployment.

If you would like to show how increased costs and tougher borders will lead to more employment I am all ears.
(, Sun 20 May 2018, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post "it is very basic"
It really isn't. Economics is incredibly complicated. I can't show that rising costs and tougher borders will lead to more employment but you can't show me that unemployment will increase. Why would costs rise when we leave the EU? You are talking as if the EU has protected little old Britain from all the other nasty continents. There is no evidence for this. However we can show billions of pounds being pumped into the EU over the years - would be nice to keep that money to run our own country, wouldn't it?
(, Mon 21 May 2018, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post "All I've seen is a few thousand people. Marching peacefully with their silly blue flags."
Well thanks for proving my point.
Those small demos wouldn't even have been reported if it wasn't for the brexit angle.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tens of thousands are "a few thousand" and "small"?

(, Sun 20 May 2018, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly not a major demo.

(, Sun 20 May 2018, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're much better off
Without European microdicks making your economic decisions for you, that includes your immigration policies made by a German. East German at that.

The whole idea of E.U. is to create an economic force that can challenge the economic power of the United States. And what you get are layers of government that drain your economy without adding anything worthwhile, controlling every g.d. picayune aspect of your lives. Focusing on the shape and color of your bananas, the wattage of your electric appliances, the form of your energy, the price of your oil, etc. and all this from, frankly, unworthy agencies. It was a great idea, but you ceded to much control to entities who do not have your best interests at heart.

You'll be able to deal with United States much more cleanly with their ridiculous interference. (We laugh at them daily.)

The analogy of shitting the bed is rejected. Typical reversed horseshit. Brexiters are changing the sheets, the remainders are shitting the bed.

There's a word for it. We have their type here. Quite a lot of them actually. Oikophobes. Oddly, with more faith in gigantic overweening government interfering in their lives, layered and remote, than they have in their own immediate personal agency.

But honestly, this is actually none of my business. I'm simply observing. Got no dog in this fight. But good work on leaving those assholes. Don't worry about the bed shitting remainders. They're licking their wounds. They're resentful you've taken their rice bowls away. Now they'll have to think of something productive to do to make their fortunes. Something other than sucking your tits dry.
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This is a link post what kind of cunt dps?

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Peter Cook is held up by the comedy establishment
As virtual divinity. But he was manifestly the junior partner.

To Cook devotees I say only this: who would you rather in Monty Python? Cook, fucking everything up? Or Moore, playing the game?
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disco inferno!
Cappy handles!
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked Peter Cook.
But without Dudley Moore I've not really found him funny. Interesting, yes, but not really funny. cf Spike and Secombe. (nah not really, Spike still made me laugh, but I think these straight men who are still funny focused the scattergun minds of the likes of Cook and Milligan)

edit: Ooh, happy candles!
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's quite funny
But I know whereof you speak. Without a corpsing Moore, he would struggle.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I beg to disagree..... He mastered the art of late night radio phone-ins...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPJK2zKtAxQ
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post A Cook v Moore ruckus on my fucking B-day!
Bring it on Cook fans. Cook was an insecure wreck: Moore held all the real talent, as evinced by his subsequent career. He tried to help PC, but no.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles.
I've always found them both to be hugely overrated. Maybe if I'd been around to enjoy it contemporaneously I might have got what all the fuss is about. However, having said all that, the original film of Bedazzled is aces, Cook was just perfect in that, and hugely outshone Moore, but it was the better role.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks J. Alf.
Whichever you favour, they are both extraordinary talents. Who have we now? Bring 'em on boys.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post According to Hollywood
Russell Brand. "The remake was a critical and financial failure.". Not my words, Lynn, the words of wikipedia.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great film.
And great point. Some of the most dated comedy is only so because every fucker copied it removing all of its novelty.

Obvs, sorry.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bedazzled was good too.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shit. It felt weird as I typed that wrong but I couldn't figure out why,

(, Sat 19 May 2018, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles day ..here's aa Derek & Clive rarity..treat..involving Kirk Douglas & his nose :D
stabbers.truth.posiweb.net/stabbers/audio/derek_and_clive/Peter_Cook_%2B_Derek_&_Clive_%2B_Worst_Job_He_Ever_Had_%2B_wwwDOTstabbersORG.mp3
(, Sun 20 May 2018, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post but Cook was funny
and Dud was a useful straight man. You just have to listen to the Sven tapes to understand. And watch Arthur...
edit: it's npot just your pants on fire! Candles!
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Late night candle party
Sounds like a terrible bdsm skin flick
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post "terrible"

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post With your Python question,
Cook would be a second Graham Chapman
Moore would be second Michael Palin

I like both.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Palin's diaries are on Radio 4 at the moment
He tells of lying in bed in a hotel at midnight listening to Chapman walking down the hall shouting musically, 'I'M GOING TO BEEE-EEED! BUT I DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE GOING ALOOO-OOONE'. What a champ.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Check out Why bother with Cook and Chris Morris, then think twice about Dud being the daddy.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 7:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post He could play the piano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYqUjbooLeI
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a link post "You're all cyclists so fuck you all" NSFW
Relevant to the debate. NSFW if you're still at work like a sad twat at 9pm on a Friday and your boss has an objection to sweary pirate themed heavy metal.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What sort of a cunt would object to that?
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post One with bicycle clips Andy -_-

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a link post No one earns the right to be a cunt
Born to be. Born not made.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Squirrel.
The final frontier
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Elon Musk's school days.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Who framed Roger Rabbit via Meet the Feebles

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it have
Huge cartoon norks or songs about sodomy?
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently not.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that looks...
... fucking dreadful.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a link post I woke up and my legs were on fire
Glaswegian got drunk.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post On the up side...
His drinks were a bit cheaper than and arm and a leg.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Thoughts and prayers on standby
"Not looking good"

Thank you Captain Understatement.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh good, a gun debate
These always go well.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same result as the Somme...
Stalemate, so we move on the next pointless ill managed battle on a near static front.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which brings me to...
Cyclists. Cunts, or Utter Cunts?
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a cyclist, and I'm also a complete cunt.
But I don't feel that the two are mutually exclusive. If anything, I'm less of a cunt on the bike, apart from racing everybody infront of me, whether they know it or not.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am an utter cunt and a cyclist
but I feel my cuntishness is far better expressed behind the wheel of a car. Don't get me started on people public transport however - that's where the real development work is being carried out in being simultaneously an utter cunt and fucking stupid dick.
Although I understand researchers traveling on planes to Magaluf are managing to challenge us all.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have a driving license. Never having kids, so never intend to get one.
I'm slowly talking Mrs. Penis into letting me get motorbike lessons though. I don't think I'll be too much of a cunt on a motorbike to begin with. But it's a Ducati I've got my eyes on...
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post They look great.
www.ducati-bicycles.it/en
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Less gears.
And a bitch to fit on the roof rack.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it'll look fucking ace burining on the waste ground behind the garages
which is what he'll have to do when he sees the insurance premium after his first speeding ticket.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he just saved the premiums,
He could buy a second bike like that in a year.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness, he'll need to
I'd give it six hours of idling at traffic lights and 26 minutes of blatting down country lanes before it keels over and dies.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, yeah
It's hard to be a cunt *on* a Ducati. But you'll perfect being a dick. And you could so be a cunt at traffic lights. Also weaving in and out traffic.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't you get something big and chromey so you can look like a badass whilst not having to travel at organ donating speeds?

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean the “look at me boys, i’m so so bad” that come with leather and shiny bits?
That beardy men gather around full of suppressed homoerotic desires?
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one!
And don't forget the initiation ceremony where all the other men piss on the denim jacket you have to wear forever.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post different groups
one is 1970s era blokes from the black country. The other is cunts who *wish* they were.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wish they were wearing pissy denim?
The ex-angel I know told me a lady did a poo poo on his originals at his initiation.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are angels fairies?

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one was a racist homophobe.
So probably not.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think that excludes the possiblity

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post What’s the difference between a biker and a “bear”?
None, apart from what they lube up before going out.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which bit did this one lube up?
https://youtu.be/UqZ44gH2sGY
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Draw a Venn diagram
It doesn't matter what group you pick, whether transportation mode, political, religious, nationality etc. etc, the "Cunt" group will span them all. But I guess that's stating the obvious.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post We are all cunts then?
Erm...

Cunt?
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why thank you - it's taken nearly 13 years
I was thinking of a partial overlap, not a massive, all-encompassing cunty circle.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see it
like a big big circle, which is cunts, and inside it are smaller circles, some of which overlap, which are all the other categories of people for example cyclists or people that like pineapple on a pizza.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’ll have to be a very big circle
It needs contain all the cats for a start. And Piers Morgan.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, he gets his “special kinged of cunt

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, he gets his “special kinged of cunt

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guy who designed the iPad autofill feature,
Is a massive cunt too.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post No - that's the "Cyclist therefore cunt" argument
The pineapple, pepperami, tomato etc. would have to be hanging off the edge of the pizza, and could themselves overlap but the point is that some part (but not all) of every topping is on the pizza.
Oh, wait, that wasn't a pizza analogy. Sozzers!
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post you missed a low-hanging 'flap' joke there
FTFY
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I pick the the group of people who aren't cunts.
Haha, I win and you are wrong.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post what bunch of cunts is that then?

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The ones who are cunts, but think they're not.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post worst kind of cunt
apart them as know and don't give a fuck.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nonono, you are most confused
You mean the cunts who think they are cunts but aren’t.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be livid if this distracts from Harry and Meghan's special day. I mean, what be more banal than a US high school shooting?

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Running out space on the Welsh dresser for all these school shooting comemorative plates.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Use them for target practice

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Architecturally interesting modern pubs
The Centurion looks ace, like something out of Get Carter
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post "... and one themed around the Romans in Britain."
My first thought was of the Howard Brenton play, and how homosexual rape would be represented in pub architecture.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Architecturally interesting it may be
but that pub in Swindon is a dive. I went in it once and vowed never to go back.
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Maybe playing with laser swords could be quite fun after all.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I read about #MGTOW
and incels, I imagine them passing their long, lonely days doing something like this.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the majority of them prefer binge watching rape porn whilst furiously masturbating before logging onto Call of Duty to shout angrily at the 14 year olds that are getting significantly more vagina than they are.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find binge consumption the only sensible way to watch porn.
Scattering a quick scene/tug here and there during the day gets in the way of things somewhat.
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Not that i do watch porn obviously.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good way to pass a slow day at work though.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post *posts Big Train sketch*

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post this game is
THE SHIT
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a link post The Rutles are playing in Leeds tonight
I didn't know they were still going - alas no Eric Idle!
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 6:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's too lazy

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had that on vhs back in the 90s.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePaHG6g7uFw
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post very noice

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was only really Neil Innes behind it all.
A George Harrison.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Raggy Dolls guy?

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had to Google that as I'd never heard of it, but yes as it turns out.
And he was in the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's all three of them arsing about
youtu.be/_ACyZIXkHq0
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Record breaking tree
The world’s largest LEGO cherry blossom tree.

Although I can't help thinking the world’s second largest LEGO cherry blossom tree is probably only a few inches tall.
(, Thu 17 May 2018, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. That's a lot of legos.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The plural is legi

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Legoo

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Legoos

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I grew up calling them lego bricks
then at some point, everyone started calling them legos. That is when i knew I had moved to a different dimension. *sobs*
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Leginos
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post In any case it's not the capital of Nigeria.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post nor a town in the Algarve
I know, I know, I've taken it too Faro
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats' a lot of lego's.
FTFY
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Legumes

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like Laurel to me.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheats
It's not 100% Lego, just lego cladding.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Anyone know what those vacuum cleaner tubes are for?
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Probably extractor fans for the fumes from all the kragle.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were bricking up the wrong tree.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like tower blocks.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only just got this.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Brainstorm or Green Needle
You hear which one your thinking of.
Shits on Yanny.
(, Thu 17 May 2018, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brain needle...

(, Thu 17 May 2018, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Green storm

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It alternates.
what's the point?
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You missed the point.
Watch it twice and think the different phrases at different times.

It's gypsy magic.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO
No it's not real. Shut up.

SHUT UP

*Puts fingers in ears*
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
brainstorm
brainstorm
brainstorm
BRAINSTORM
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I need ah...
poo probably
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post GET OUT OF MY HEAD TOY CRYSTAL

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of the whole hidden messages in reverse speech thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYG2oZXSvdE
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The Chris Morris bit on this is fantastic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdD6s2q6Rqo
(, Mon 21 May 2018, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The McGurk Effect
It's quite bizarre how your vision and expectations influence what you hear. Look at the picture and you'll hear "green needle", look away and you'll hear "brainstorm", look away and expect to hear "green needle" and that's what you'll hear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-lN8vWm3m0
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck this witchcraftery, I will soak my brain in beer to repair it.

(, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:04, , Reply)

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