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This is a link post Scary ice cream kid NSFW
Vanilla ice cream
GOLF
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I have it on suspect authority that Supreme "is for fuck boys"

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose its a bit similar to all these kids wearing North Face branded gear despite never having stepped foot on a steep grassy verge, never mind a fucking mountain.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I love these guys

Earl Sweatshirt - EARL
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post following yesterday's steam train
and in keeping with B3ta's 2019 'slow video' trend. A man building a model plane. Keep the sound down, you'll be off to sleep before the end. I was always shit at airfix kits so I find this deeply satisfying in ways I can't properly explain.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post But where are the swastikas?
far better than my shitty efforts though: mine always ended up covered in gluey thumbprints.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure someone can help out with an after-market kit.
edit: I feel your pain. Clearly our problem was not having all his expensive kit. Then my Lancaster would have looked fucking mint. Not.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Still ok to put a banger in though.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Sudden memory of a MIG-23 going out a bedroom window
I must have been s bitty little cunt to have as a neighbour
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Fireworks out of the bedroom window were great though on the louvre slats

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Fireworks in the love slots??
UGH!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You should probably see a doctor about that.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Watching men who are good with their hands.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
If this keeps up then before too long we'll have Jame's May's The Reassembler being posted here
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post you go too far, sir
I'm pretty sure it's instant b& for that.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably
But would it be for posting the vid, or for accidentally calling him Jame's?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn.
Now I’m going to have to have to spend the rest of the evening seeing what kits you can get these days.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha my eyes are old
i read that as kids
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Airbrushing definitely is the way to go when it comes to painting models.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 10:18, Reply)
This is a link post Just in case anyone was worried about Teh Ginger Fuhrer, turns out he's safe and sound.
Thank goodness for that!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no, he's managed to reproduce.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Kept alive on a diet of cheap ham

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks alright on it, tbh.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Considered suggesting that I might have some cheap ham that he might like.
Then figured that might be a bit inappropriate, considering he's 13 now...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Well unless they have rich parents who spoil them, most 13-year-olds don't have much money,
so cheap ham would at least be more appropriate than, say, organic proscuitto.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Found in Gordon.
Typical!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:31, Reply)
This is a link post Cat lands on woman at work.
Over and over again, you'd think she'd get used to it.
Ceiling cat fail.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post CCaC

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ceiling cat is watching you scream.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post So
that's where Mr. Pibbles went.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad they made a minute video out of 5 seconds of entertainment

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post To add insult to injury she nearly rolled over its tail with a seat castor.

(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post "We didn't start the fire, It was always burning, since the world's been turning... "
No Pikies were harmed during the filming of this sequence.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly set up with fireworks.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post What the hell was in there?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1509056
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1508705
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Burning metals, fuels and oxidisers.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Battery out of an old Prius

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Really? That much flame and burning metal.
I'd wondered about batteries but, thought a booby-trap was more likely given the convenient angle and amazing luck to be there on time.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Short a lithium ion battery and it goes off like a grenade
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZ62tUtc0w
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure, gases and flames, not burning metal being projected.

(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 16:55, Reply)
This is a link post Twitter feed of a start-up showcase with pithy commentary
Patron No.1 , Ed Zitron, has been to a start-up show, and has been posting his thoughts on the wacky offerings coming out of minds of people who feel compelled to 'disrupt'

A couple of Highlights:

Sleep 2.0 - Think you sleep good? You idiot. You rube. This is sleep 2.0

Sit Tight, Balanced Active Sitting - Have you ever had the problem that your seat was too comfortable and stayed perfectly still when you sit on it? Well don’t worry we have our uncomfortable weird unstable stool thing

mod : updated link to the specific thread rather than his full feed
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell that stuff is gold
by gold of course I mean amazing hopeless tat
Ashens should be dispatched there immediately
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Babeyes has actually been
done by Black Mirror, hasn't it?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think a lot of it has been done by Black Mirror
or the dad from Gremlins
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post whole thread is worth a look

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Throws shit at screen

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi, You're Ed Zitron

mod: "his"
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "Already beginning to feel my sanity drain away"
So did I reading that stream of drivel. pithy pissy
(, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post A man carries a dead raccoon into a McDonald's in San Francisco
and sits down with it at a table
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Just
wanted to get his furbaby a happy meal.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:59, Reply)
This is a link post imp slap mash up..

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they prefer to be called midgets.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the random spanish subtitles

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:40, Reply)
This is a link post Fifteen minutes of a bloke talking about a model steam train
Don’t tell me you’re not interested in that.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Probably for the best I don't have a garden.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Frank Sinatra would have liked it
Also enjoyed his masseuse in a caboose
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched all of that and wasn't bored.
I suppose that means I'm now officially middle aged.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 23:40, Reply)
This is a link post Cats on Synthesisers in space.
That is all.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post YES
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuysY1BekOE

Well, I do need to buy that pin. And the tee.
Wish they had sneakers.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post this would be ace
Would make the whole thing worthwhile imo.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post They could always step up the protest
By not going abroad, not buying foreign-sounding foods, and not talking to people who don't speak their own form of incoherent and ungrammatical drivel.
Supermarkets could play their part by refusing to sell them anything grown or packaged anywhere else in Europe.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Although I do like:
"I turned my teddy towards the wall to show my outrage!"
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This Blair Witch reboot is shit

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Recycling in the wrong wheelie bin
Library books returned late
Pedestrian crossing buttons pressed at inappropriate times

Who knows where this will end?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
- Stack all your wheely bins in the plastic recyce one.
- Take a local charity shop's bookcase worth of books back to the library as compensation.
- Matchstick, meet pelican crossing button.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
though fucking things up for others and themselves in a petty and vindictive way is certainly on message

edit: yeah I'm sure the fracking stopped because they were having a picnic
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post What did you used to post about before Brexit?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you rather I stopped talking about the really really stupid thing you contributed to?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this supposed to make sense?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that question must swirl round your mind quite often I suspect
Are you the last brexicunt standing on here these days? All the others seem to have disappeared. For some reason
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
I wonder why?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post My statement about your posts being all about Brexit
Were less to do with my personal stance on it and more to do with your incessant posting about it, making you the most boring prick on this board by some way. Do you have an opinion on anything else or are you a completely dry, humourless cunt?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just had a little think about it and I'm going to continue posting whatever I like, despite your disapproval

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You can post anything you like
But it is always the same. Have a think about that
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps this might be easier if you could come up with some reasons why I might value your opinion in some way
Struggling here
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah bless
Why would I need to justify anything to you
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Zig a zig, ah.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 0:58, Reply)
This is a link post The European Union tries to kill the internet's freedom of expression
Hi everyone!. This is not a joke, it's so serious. The European Union wants to reform his article 13 for make the copyright most strict and that would lead to the massive removal of videos and the suspension of many YouTube accounts by copyright infringement. And not only YouTube, also Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, etc... it would be forbidden to make memes, remixes, parodies, etc... That would be the internet armageddon. Google and YouTube are against that law reform. And if we don't do something fast, R.I.P. Internet (1960s - 2019).

#SaveYourInternet
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post what's that? Phil de franco and lefloid have spoken up?
Goodness
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post GOOD

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post So what do you plan to do about it, eh?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post the end of b3ta, finally

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "suspension of many YouTube accounts by copyright infringement. And not only YouTube, also Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, etc... it would be forbidden to make memes, remixes, parodies, etc..."
This sounds wonderful. What's the issue? People are going to be forced to create original content? Heavens, no!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post " Google and YouTube are against..."
One and the same.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a Brexit propaganda targetting algorithm
AICMFP
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Now why on earth would Google and YouTube be against a
law that makes it harder to profit from other people's work?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Upset that you won't be able to keep churning out Simpsons images without being thrown in jail?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely you can't get in trouble if they're invisible?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, bollocks
"Critics refer to a 'meme ban', but "... "the tweak only applies to giant platforms who are repeat offenders" ... "and it has carve-outs for Wikipedia and GitHub."

"Article 13 only really ensnares YouTube"




Read and learn
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Did this go how you planned?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see no trace of Bart Simpson anywhere in this post...
You have truly transcended yourself!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Imminent death of the net predicted!
www.catb.org/jargon/html/I/Imminent-Death-Of-The-Net-Predicted-.html
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 7:45, Reply)
This is a link post Once seen it can't be unseen
Apols for it being puerile and The Sun
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The piss-stream zip absolutely makes this

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah. Piss would be yellow. It's clearly a spunk river

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 PPB rule broken

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
^
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
The shirt looks like a pissing dick mate.
She could do with a magenta under shirt.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post from GC to Reddit to The Sun to b3ta?

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 15:23, Reply)
This is a link post Previously On Creating a Killer I made this!
You think Steven Avery had it bad....
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:27, Reply)
This is a link post Australian former MP vomits over a dead fish
Ecological disaster
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post lies
he totally missed the fish
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Also he is still an MP.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that's not even a real River

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor bastard

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
I hope he survives
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "Any last words, Vic?"
Background noise: BLURGGHHHH!

Beautiful clip
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
He will not be eating fish ever again and the smell will probably never leave his brain.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post TBH, I'm glad virtual smell over the Internet never took off...
Throw it on the barbie, it'll be bonza, mate...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:30, Reply)
This is a link post Punpedia - a collection of pun categories and examples
Just discovered this, it's really nicely done. Very clean, and the lists are great with examples for each pun.

A great tool for when you're running out of ammunition in a pun-war.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget about responsible word play
When the pun stops, stop.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That joke's not punny anymore

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on,
I've got this... https://punpedia.org/puns-about-puns/

We'll have enough of your punditry, thank you.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post bastards
how's a regular joe like me going to make a living now?
*cries*
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 16:28, Reply)
This is a link post Such a wise man

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely no-one has ever so expertly opposed themselves throughout their lives.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post All I could think is why the fuck is he wearing PhD robes.
A quick google shows he has five honorary doctorates.

What a world we live in.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they from the same place as Gillian McKeith's?
("Or to give her her full medical title, 'Gillian McKeith'.")
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You spellled cunt wrong.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He is wise, actually.
You very silly person.

Schumer, Feinstein voted for border fence in 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijLJSTGA3hs

Schumer sounded like Trump in 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijLJSTGA3hs

Congressional Democrats supported funding for border wall in the past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoRqcapFz6w

Democrats on immigration before and after Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkgXPtDR-xQ

Walls don't divide us, hypocrisy does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHnGFkUS_lc

Obama: bill is tough on border security
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtJ4x1ycsPk

Chuck Schumer flip-flopping compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roKHdWns1mA

Your point is taken. Trump advised about not being stopped from your ambition and used a wall as analogy. And now he'll be building a wall to thwart illegal entry ambition and Democrat ambition of restructuring their electorate. But it's a silly point. The first is a rhetorical device delivered to graduates and the second is national security issue presented by a president of United States. This is a site for nonsense after all. Then to suggest Trump is unsteady is a grave mis-assessment and mischaracterization. We expect that from British observers. Arrogant as always. While spoon-fed by state propagandists from birth. Much as American Democrats.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely correct
I like to point out that all these "anti-wall" people have doors and fences on their property. They have locks on their doors, they don't leave the keys in their cars, they don't leave their bikes unlocked.
The politicians that are so hateful and against the wall/fence mostly live in gated communities or behind high "privacy" walls around their estates.
Just like the biggest anti-gun advocates, they have armed security guards.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:11, Reply)
This is a link post Comedy gold
He has very few subscribers, but every video is gold. This is up there with the best.

Enjoy.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it
But I got this, never heard of him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofRxxrdQE0c&t=0s
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I have the opposite opinion

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post No I think we have the same opinion

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post :) nice

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 2:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 2:43, Reply)
This is a normal post you're still here then

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 4:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I miss a flounce?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post No, just some rabid pro-Trump diatribes...

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post \0/

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprise lols.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:13, Reply)
This is a link post Quality Time

(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post This needs to be a game.
Death race 2018
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Dreadful remix for the soundtrack
I think someone mixed on shit speakers, so tinny and sharp
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 8:42, Reply)

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