(b0rk3dJokes are better than technique!, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 18:22,
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I have it on suspect authority that Supreme "is for fuck boys"
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:00,
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I suppose its a bit similar to all these kids wearing North Face branded gear despite never having stepped foot on a steep grassy verge, never mind a fucking mountain.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:47,
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following yesterday's steam train
and in keeping with B3ta's 2019 'slow video' trend. A man building a model plane. Keep the sound down, you'll be off to sleep before the end. I was always shit at airfix kits so I find this deeply satisfying in ways I can't properly explain.
But where are the swastikas?
far better than my shitty efforts though: mine always ended up covered in gluey thumbprints.
(GforGermanylooks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 18:46,
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I'm sure someone can help out with an after-market kit.
edit: I feel your pain. Clearly our problem was not having all his expensive kit. Then my Lancaster would have looked fucking mint. Not.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 18:52,
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Still ok to put a banger in though.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:33,
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Sudden memory of a MIG-23 going out a bedroom window
I must have been s bitty little cunt to have as a neighbour
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:38,
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Fireworks out of the bedroom window were great though on the louvre slats
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:00,
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Fireworks in the love slots??
UGH!
(rjmrjm, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:46,
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You should probably see a doctor about that.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:48,
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Watching men who are good with their hands.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:11,
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If this keeps up then before too long we'll have Jame's May's The Reassembler being posted here
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 20:43,
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you go too far, sir
I'm pretty sure it's instant b& for that.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 21:30,
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Probably
But would it be for posting the vid, or for accidentally calling him Jame's?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:55,
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Damn.
Now I’m going to have to have to spend the rest of the evening seeing what kits you can get these days.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:02,
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ha ha my eyes are old
i read that as kids
(ozof, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 1:05,
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Airbrushing definitely is the way to go when it comes to painting models.
(Sherbs, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 10:18,
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Oh no, he's managed to reproduce.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:53,
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Kept alive on a diet of cheap ham
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:59,
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He looks alright on it, tbh.
(Mr. Tea'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:22,
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Considered suggesting that I might have some cheap ham that he might like.
Then figured that might be a bit inappropriate, considering he's 13 now...
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:43,
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Well unless they have rich parents who spoil them, most 13-year-olds don't have much money,
so cheap ham would at least be more appropriate than, say, organic proscuitto.
(Mr. Tea'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Jan 2019, 17:49,
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Found in Gordon.
Typical!
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Fri 11 Jan 2019, 22:31,
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Really? That much flame and burning metal.
I'd wondered about batteries but, thought a booby-trap was more likely given the convenient angle and amazing luck to be there on time.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 19:09,
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Sure, gases and flames, not burning metal being projected.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 16:55,
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Twitter feed of a start-up showcase with pithy commentary
Patron No.1 , Ed Zitron, has been to a start-up show, and has been posting his thoughts on the wacky offerings coming out of minds of people who feel compelled to 'disrupt'
A couple of Highlights:
Sleep 2.0 - Think you sleep good? You idiot. You rube. This is sleep 2.0
Sit Tight, Balanced Active Sitting - Have you ever had the problem that your seat was too comfortable and stayed perfectly still when you sit on it? Well don’t worry we have our uncomfortable weird unstable stool thing
mod : updated link to the specific thread rather than his full feed
(ProjectWeaselThe Bird is the Word, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:42,
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fucking hell that stuff is gold
by gold of course I mean amazing hopeless tat Ashens should be dispatched there immediately
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 11:05,
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Babeyes has actually been
done by Black Mirror, hasn't it?
(monkeonschmonkeon, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:01,
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I think a lot of it has been done by Black Mirror
or the dad from Gremlins
(horrid, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:42,
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whole thread is worth a look
(horrid, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 14:40,
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Throws shit at screen
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:00,
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Hi, You're Ed Zitron mod: "his"
(Plague Hedgehog'posting crap', Fri 11 Jan 2019, 23:03,
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"Already beginning to feel my sanity drain away"
So did I reading that stream of drivel. pithy pissy
(Varmint, Sat 12 Jan 2019, 12:54,
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They could always step up the protest
By not going abroad, not buying foreign-sounding foods, and not talking to people who don't speak their own form of incoherent and ungrammatical drivel. Supermarkets could play their part by refusing to sell them anything grown or packaged anywhere else in Europe.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:21,
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Although I do like:
"I turned my teddy towards the wall to show my outrage!"
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:22,
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This Blair Witch reboot is shit
(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:43,
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Recycling in the wrong wheelie bin
Library books returned late Pedestrian crossing buttons pressed at inappropriate times
Who knows where this will end?
(benito vaselinino not that one, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:55,
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- Stack all your wheely bins in the plastic recyce one. - Take a local charity shop's bookcase worth of books back to the library as compensation. - Matchstick, meet pelican crossing button.
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:17,
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lol
though fucking things up for others and themselves in a petty and vindictive way is certainly on message
edit: yeah I'm sure the fracking stopped because they were having a picnic
(horrid, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:12,
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What did you used to post about before Brexit?
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:27,
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Would you rather I stopped talking about the really really stupid thing you contributed to?
(benito vaselinino not that one, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:56,
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Is this supposed to make sense?
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 23:38,
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that question must swirl round your mind quite often I suspect
Are you the last brexicunt standing on here these days? All the others seem to have disappeared. For some reason
(benito vaselinino not that one, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:50,
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I wonder why?
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 10:22,
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My statement about your posts being all about Brexit
Were less to do with my personal stance on it and more to do with your incessant posting about it, making you the most boring prick on this board by some way. Do you have an opinion on anything else or are you a completely dry, humourless cunt?
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 12:38,
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I've just had a little think about it and I'm going to continue posting whatever I like, despite your disapproval
(benito vaselinino not that one, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:04,
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You can post anything you like
But it is always the same. Have a think about that
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:11,
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perhaps this might be easier if you could come up with some reasons why I might value your opinion in some way
Struggling here
(benito vaselinino not that one, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:27,
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Ah bless
Why would I need to justify anything to you
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:47,
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Zig a zig, ah.
(97800, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 0:58,
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The European Union tries to kill the internet's freedom of expression
Hi everyone!. This is not a joke, it's so serious. The European Union wants to reform his article 13 for make the copyright most strict and that would lead to the massive removal of videos and the suspension of many YouTube accounts by copyright infringement. And not only YouTube, also Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, etc... it would be forbidden to make memes, remixes, parodies, etc... That would be the internet armageddon. Google and YouTube are against that law reform. And if we don't do something fast, R.I.P. Internet (1960s - 2019).
So what do you plan to do about it, eh?
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:02,
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the end of b3ta, finally
(Woodkovsky☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:05,
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"suspension of many YouTube accounts by copyright infringement. And not only YouTube, also Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, etc... it would be forbidden to make memes, remixes, parodies, etc..."
This sounds wonderful. What's the issue? People are going to be forced to create original content? Heavens, no!
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:12,
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" Google and YouTube are against..."
One and the same.
(PhosphorBurnedEyesSwastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:24,
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You are a Brexit propaganda targetting algorithm
AICMFP
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:24,
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Now why on earth would Google and YouTube be against a
law that makes it harder to profit from other people's work?
(monkeonschmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:31,
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Upset that you won't be able to keep churning out Simpsons images without being thrown in jail?
(97800, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:05,
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Surely you can't get in trouble if they're invisible?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 23:19,
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Yeah, bollocks "Critics refer to a 'meme ban', but "... "the tweak only applies to giant platforms who are repeat offenders" ... "and it has carve-outs for Wikipedia and GitHub."
Did this go how you planned?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:30,
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I can see no trace of Bart Simpson anywhere in this post...
You have truly transcended yourself!
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:22,
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(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:21,
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lies
he totally missed the fish
(sinisterduck, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:29,
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Also he is still an MP.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:06,
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I bet that's not even a real River
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:02,
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Poor bastard
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:58,
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I hope he survives
(Sherbs, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:13,
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"Any last words, Vic?"
Background noise: BLURGGHHHH!
Beautiful clip
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:23,
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^
He will not be eating fish ever again and the smell will probably never leave his brain.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:41,
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TBH, I'm glad virtual smell over the Internet never took off...
Throw it on the barbie, it'll be bonza, mate...
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:30,
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Hang on,
I've got this... https://punpedia.org/puns-about-puns/
We'll have enough of your punditry, thank you.
(JimmerUKEveryone's Favourite Jim, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:22,
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bastards
how's a regular joe like me going to make a living now? *cries*
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 16:28,
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Surely no-one has ever so expertly opposed themselves throughout their lives.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:58,
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All I could think is why the fuck is he wearing PhD robes.
A quick google shows he has five honorary doctorates.
Are they from the same place as Gillian McKeith's?
("Or to give her her full medical title, 'Gillian McKeith'.")
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:27,
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You spellled cunt wrong.
(hiraethSPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 23:53,
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He is wise, actually.
You very silly person.
Schumer, Feinstein voted for border fence in 2006 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijLJSTGA3hs
Schumer sounded like Trump in 2009 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijLJSTGA3hs
Congressional Democrats supported funding for border wall in the past https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoRqcapFz6w
Democrats on immigration before and after Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkgXPtDR-xQ
Walls don't divide us, hypocrisy does https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHnGFkUS_lc
Obama: bill is tough on border security https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtJ4x1ycsPk
Your point is taken. Trump advised about not being stopped from your ambition and used a wall as analogy. And now he'll be building a wall to thwart illegal entry ambition and Democrat ambition of restructuring their electorate. But it's a silly point. The first is a rhetorical device delivered to graduates and the second is national security issue presented by a president of United States. This is a site for nonsense after all. Then to suggest Trump is unsteady is a grave mis-assessment and mischaracterization. We expect that from British observers. Arrogant as always. While spoon-fed by state propagandists from birth. Much as American Democrats.
(kombu dashi, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 13:35,
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Absolutely correct
I like to point out that all these "anti-wall" people have doors and fences on their property. They have locks on their doors, they don't leave the keys in their cars, they don't leave their bikes unlocked. The politicians that are so hateful and against the wall/fence mostly live in gated communities or behind high "privacy" walls around their estates. Just like the biggest anti-gun advocates, they have armed security guards.
(id10tsWTF happened, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 15:11,
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Comedy gold
He has very few subscribers, but every video is gold. This is up there with the best.
Enjoy.
(Linboxhas a serious dunk habit, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:45,
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