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This is a link post Every time a bell rings I hate you some more...
I sometimes listen to this when I'm on the hooch.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 3:27, , Reply)
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Best album of last year.
Edit: and this is the best song on there.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post agree
and Renfield's afoot possibly the funniest
 (horrid, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 11:03, , Reply)
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That's the bat walk one isn't it? If so yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm liking that noise.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Jun 2019, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post *like*

(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this band lots

(Sherbs, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a link post maybe she needed a run-up to piss?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 2:49, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 6:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post PIA doesn't sound like it's changed a lot
since the terrifying 1984 run from Singapore to London that my family were on. I've never found an avaition person that could explain the water that ran down the aisle. Supposedly a plumbing malfunction like that isn't possible.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Plumbing malfunction? No way.
Deliberate flooding of the toilet by a kid or adult with childlike comprehension, for sure. 100%.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Triggered an evacuation slide"
Oh dearie me...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Alien or house elf, you decide.
The correct answer is fake.
 (gijoel, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Soo
The wrong answer is correct?
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 1:27, , Reply)
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The Yattering & Jack
 (JauntyArt, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 4:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a Tory leader candidate

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Jun 2019, 7:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's pissed, whatever it is.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Jun 2019, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Purple
25 now. Still one of my favourite driving albums. If you've never listened to it, climb out from under your rock and turn this shit up.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That
is one of those things where all the cynic inside me is saying "Fake".

And then you realise it's not.

Brilliant.

Never heard of him before

EDIT: WHAT DID YOU DO?????
This was here before...:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_UEPpsCMCA

it's *much* better than STP
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm posting on my phone

So YouTube shortens links.
So I have a documents page where it has the long link.
And I can take the end off, attach it to the long link and embed it.
Looks like I accidentally took the end off an old link.
It's a fucking great album though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Wolverine walks by biker
carrying goat head
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post on his way to make soup?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wolverines are the culinary geniuses of the animal kingdom.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post too tired to get there
but was attempting to draw comedic associations between bikers and the rolling stones and failed miserably
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, your comedic association didn't go amazingly, but it didn't go as badly as Altamont.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh you angel from hell, you
*snuggles*
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better than Koala bear soup.
www.animalsandenglish.com/koalas.html

"Baby Koalas are weaned on their mother's excrement.  It is consumed directly form the mother's bottom in the form of 'soup'​."
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 7:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post another Marvel trailer?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Walkin' by, all chill, with a lonely goat head
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post The hills are alive with the sound of mustelids

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww
Ewwww
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a goat's head alright.
no buts about it
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Jeremy Cunt
looks like it happened again
(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should have stuck to lost puppies and 'women's troubles' as usual.
Did she she at least get any of the guests to cry on camera?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, what's she even doing out of the kitchen?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 10 Jun 2019, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you ever watched one of her dreadful programmes?
Two hours of a flagship 24/7 news channel on getting people to come into the studio, recount highly personal details, and then sob for the cameras.
And notice how her immediate reaction to saying 'cunt' is to excuse herself by quipping "It's usually men that say that". What an egalitarian.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 1:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you fancy her

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 2:59, , Reply)
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He's right though.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 7:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post According to the useful link below,
and including Ms Derbyshire's latest addition I make it a 50/50 split...It's all well and good women taking back control, until a cunt accidentally slips out in public, then it's 'usually the men' responsible.
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 11:25, , Reply)
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We need a compilation of these
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmYwBHooA_M
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 22:32, , Reply)
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Thankyou!
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 4:09, , Reply)
This is a link post She Said by The Horrors
From the 2011 album Skying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 15:41, , Reply)
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Convince me this isn't landfill indie.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post why?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 1:16, , Reply)
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So it is then.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 7:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Scouse tory gobshite who's managed to piss off everyone she's ever worked with
She's basically Cilla 2.0
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post A chum of mine once interviewed her for a post at ITN...
... "Bubblehead" was his most positive comment.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post you seen the guy at her rally?
they've really stoked up some nutters
https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1138066299958042624

Though the way she sneers at him at the end is worse.
 (horrid, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus wept we are so fucked

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look on the bright side
it might just be the tories that are fucked.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is true
Hopefully split for a generation still arguing about Brexit.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't see them calling an election any time soon
Sure they need a bigger majority, but they're more likely to lose what they've got.

So this is what's running the country until 2022.
 (horrid, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post They won't call one of course
but someone might call no confidence in the government, and they don't have any control over that.

If Johnson is PM, he is hated enough in the tory party that enough tories might rebel and support no confidence.

If that is the case then Labour won't get an outright majority in a GE, they will have to form a coalition with either Lib Dems or SNP.

Both would want to have a platform to remain. 2nd ref at a minimum. Either of those options mean we remain.

It is for this reason that I support and hope for Johnson being PM.

And also Brexit is his mess, he should get the flack for it. Just as long as he is not in power long enough to do much damage.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks
If there’s one lesson we can learn from the utter clusterfuck of May’s leadership, it’s that the Tory party would vote for Harold Shipman as leader before giving Corbyn another crack at an election.

Johnson would win any vote of confidence, simply by not being Corbyn.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
he had me at 'EXCUSE ME", the silly fat oaf
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post He did deserve a good sneering though.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2019, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah but there's just something about her voice
Not the accent. It's the patronising bitchy useless-HR-manager tone.
 (horrid, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unpleasant, thin, enjoys being nasty voice.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2019, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is some Walmart-level US political 'debate' right there, right the way down to her classy response.
Why is it that the UK adopts the very worst of the US? Or is everywhere just fucked now?
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always good to see the intellectuals get their say...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOLZ
You touch me and you're nicked
 (Paint! Another one lost, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post just wondering but whats your problem with cilla?

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone hated Cilla. Get with the program.
Edit: seriously... I've never heard of a celebrity so universally reviled by anyone who ever met her for real. Almost everyone (except for a group of untenably camp men) detested her because she genuinely took delight in intentionally being the biggest bitch she possibly could at all times.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post i had never heard any of this stuff
but then its not really someone i've looked into tbh
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read up on it when she died,
since celebrities were lining up to tell stories about what a bitch she was.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post pretty sure I remember a QOTW answer on here too

(horrid, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 11:22, , Reply)
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Former colleagues have described her as having "absolutely no humility whatsoever", with one saying: "I would cross the street to avoid meeting her."
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post so tory leadership qualities then

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post exactly the problem
for most people these tales of dysfunction would be much more worrying than whatever the candidates put up their noses 20 years ago. For the tory membership, who knows?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to reserve judgment until we've had a pithy précis from our Graham.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post nsfw
mainly on account of piers morgan
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never liked Lorraine Kelly more
(Apart from when she did nudie pictures for a bongo mag when she was a helluva a lot younger)
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post lorraine kelly is a fictional character for tax purposes
wonder if she learnt that trick in her bongo mag daze? no doubt mcvile is up to similar tricks
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
She got it from Alex Jones.

He is a character as well. If you look hard you can see the guy behind the curtain who has his hand up Jones's arse.

Not a puppeteer, just some guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
harry corbett? mathew corbett? bob carolgees? rod hull? ivan owen? there can't be too many of those puppeteering fuckers out there left
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've got to admire the sheer brass neck of that

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post wonder if her non fictional self signs on the dole?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Some groundbreaking research from our friends at SCIIIIIIIENCE!
TL:DR: Can't get up in the mornings? Go to bed earlier and just wake up at 7am like all the normal people, you lazy slobs.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The solution to this problem is to feed chirpy morning people into wood chippers.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Half of them don't even present a morning show to justify this sort of behaviour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Votes for Draconacticus
These people are monsters and weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uh oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of The Mondays!

(97800, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yeah,
That way you get all HR and Marketing people
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Twitter goes into meltdown at how shit the BBC website has become"

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post "they reported lower levels of sleepiness, stress and depression"
Well, that is obvious. They don't have some bright-eyed morning squirrel poking them awake when it is the middle of the night.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I'll be getting up at 7:30am tomorrow...
I'll probably be going to bed around 3am, having been up at 7am this morning, worked 12+ hours on two separate jobs, cycled 18+ miles to get there/around/back and eaten a kebab before hitting the hay ('cos I deserve one)...

Currently having a sneaky pint between shifts...

I actually have no desire to return to the Monday to Friday, 9 to 5 grind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel tired just reading that.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2019, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Lovely Twitter story
We need more nice stories right about now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww
I like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Rik Mayall predicted the future
Imitating all the current leadership candidates
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 10 Jun 2019, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a link post From Manic Miner to Jet Set Willy.
The Story and Games of Matthew Smith by Kim Justice.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 9 Jun 2019, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks I enjoyed that
Just think how much he could have done and the great games he would have made if he had stuck at it.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
Those were the days
 (Sherbs, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you able to change your country setting on netflix?
Just curious how being able to search the shows in Argentina might help. Or is it just intended as an alternative search engine to netflix that each country can use? if so, might want to localise the language on your homepage
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 1:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's based on the address that Netflix sees
So if you establish a VPN in another geofenced zone, you will get all the content from that location. Netflix have been forced by content providers to try and prevent that from happening, but they don't try too hard. The Dutch one has a lot of good English content not available anywhere else. Same with the US.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 10 Jun 2019, 1:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I use NordVPN for exactly this purpose
Good find! Having said that, just adding UK and US covers the vast majority of Netflix content
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 3:34, , Reply)
This is a link post First Episode of Tatting up! With Well Douglas I made this!
First episode of Tatting Up! With Well Douglas. Where I improve empty relationships by filling up empty homes with a bunch of Tat.

Check it out!

Marie Kondo and her Konmari method is old news. Time to get Tatting Up!
(mrmenfolk, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1st episode?
but you've already posted a link to an episode
so is this not the first one, or a repost?

I'm asking because I didn't click on either because it doesn't seem like something I'd be interested in
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that was a teaser for the main show
But I didn't click it either so can't be sure?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 9 Jun 2019, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just have to go through them and find out :)

(mrmenfolk, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha brilliant!
The gateway to the empty zone vs tatt, so funny :)
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 9 Jun 2019, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks man! 😁

(mrmenfolk, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm enjoying these

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 7:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Dirk! Appreciate it

(mrmenfolk, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a link post FOOD BLOG ! I made this!
A review of hospital food because I was there.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can smell it now..

(mrmenfolk, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations
on the wee babeee


(though I note no comment on the presentation skills or serving sauce)

good luck sleeping....see you in a few years?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
oh god....
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats to all involved
My Dad loved the hospital food when he was in for several weeks. It did actually look eddible and you had a somewhat limited choice of different options.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations!
Nine and a half months ago we underwent a similar experience, except I wasn't allowed to eat my other half's dinner to blog about it. Not that I was willing to do so anyway as it looked just as unappetising.

I can tell you though that the canteen served a delicious chicken balti on our last day in.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats on expanding your lineage

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 9 Jun 2019, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a link post 1 UP 1 Puppet episode 3: Are Sonic & Mario responsible for the rise in fascism? NSFW I made this!
In this episode Bob wonders if there is a link between scrolling games and the rise in fascism.

Also, can shoot ‘em ups be sexy?

All this, and probably a bit less.
 (I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fascism? Perhaps not....Postmodernism.....For sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F5PUEbCRQI
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a link post more Tory drug pasts revealed

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post David Cameron stuck his cock in a pig
... and we are supposed to believe he wasn't coked up?

The hypocrisy is marvellous.

Theresa May could well have smoked a lot of weed, but something about her dancing makes me think she hasn't. She looks like she likes a bottle of Italian red after a shit day - so at least 22 years of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post we've got at least another month of this shit haven't we?
every day one of them deeply sorry about smoking crack / racial slur / vowing to sell NHS / drink-driving / accidentally joining stormfront / spot of murder and so on until we're inevitably left with the lying twat with funny hair who has affairs and gets journalists beaten up
 (horrid, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 2:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post If Murdoch is backing Gove there will be a bucket of shit tipped on Boris

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post apparently
Boris almost snorted coke but sneezed so didn't


I didn't make that up
 (horrid, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boris though, so if that washis reply then he has another version of the reply ready to go at a moment's notice
Maybe that's why he does two versions, coke fuelled paranoia
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It remains baffling to me
that a man who has been sacked twice for lying and has had four extramarital affairs, fathering at least one child, can even be accepted as an MP by the Conservative Party, let alone be the front-runner to be their leader.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boom! SATIRE

(97800, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's what Keith would have wanted.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which drug might make it seem like a good career move to get your cock out in the jungle on Channel 5? Asking for a friend.

(97800, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was there ever a drugs thing about Cameron at the start? I vaguely recall folk hunting for footage of him at a rave
Meanwhile Gideon had the coke and prostitutes thing going on.

Is this them really trying to avoid skeletons in cupboards or is it now attempting to appeal to prospective voters?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't reckon this would appeal to the Tory party membership which are the only voters they care about at the moment
Seems odd that this didn't come out when he ran last time though which makes me think it's a response to a specific threat
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The specific threat being a book that is being published which is mentioned in every article on the subject I've read.
Try getting your news somewhere other than twatter and bookface.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mojito
But Diane Abbott had a Mojito on a train!
 (BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Sun 9 Jun 2019, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Sentient dustball on a bag of Charlie Sheen
Floof
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tory leadership hopeful

(horrid, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Batteries don't last long though.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 8 Jun 2019, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fizzgig!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Jazzercise.
President Reagan.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it's the way the crowd applauds at this ridiculousness that is the best part
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also some confused faces

(Sherbs, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is ridiculous,
but I prefer this ridiculousness to some cunt deciding that this year, "jeans, but with holes in both knees"
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I guess these ones are ok, no holes in the knees at least
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Jun 2019, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 9 Jun 2019, 6:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post These don't have any holes
Linky
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 9 Jun 2019, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus wept

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The walking balloons do look absurd but the deflating into another form is pretty clever.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post The idea is fine,
but the execution is a little bit awkward. There's a moment when you can almost taste the model's panic as she scrambles out of the thing.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an online urban culture dispatch

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guy with the two big black banana looking things
looks like an inconvenient outfit
 (Sherbs, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post He almost takes someone out with it.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 8 Jun 2019, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm, latex all body fleshlights,
I'd redesign as personal airbags.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Jun 2019, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post living in your own bubble...
...takes on a whole new form.
 (I helped save b3ta! kingjay umpfh, Sun 9 Jun 2019, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post bloody students

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 19:19, , Reply)

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