Jet lagged!
I've had fish and chips, a "ploughmans" lunch (what's with the apple?) and the guys took me out for Indian food tonight. They recommended a vindaloo..I may have suffered tonight but they'll suffer in the restroom later today!
And what's the taboo about not taking leftovers with you? I asked for a to go box and I guess that's an embarrassing thing here?

Abberacion - thanks for the message, but I work through Sunday to facilitate this rollout. Monday am heading down to London and will be staying in some place called Camden and back to Manchester Tuesday evening before I head home.

And just so this isn't boring:
Alt - when were you last "persuaded" to try something different that turned out the joke was on you?
(nolongernuts, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 5:26, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Holeeeee sheeeeet I just had a proper look round my flat
I have a bidet and a bath big enough for two. I'm going to enjoy living there I reckon and I'll smell wonderful. Especially after a day clearing up anal gland sacculotomy's ,)

What's the last text you sent and received?

Alt q if you don't have friends to text: what's the longest commute to work you've ever had? My current record stands at 2 hours each way.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 20:16, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

After three years of merciless mocking, self-denial and factless-damnation, I've finally given up fighting.
I have one of the new Apple phones. I feel dirty. And, yet, I have also been listening to the Police radio channel in Tokyo via a free app.

I have never in my life felt so conflicted about an object...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

london to brighton to london to brighton.......
Hey folks.
i have a question.
do any of you lovely internet entities travel in your more mundane corporeal form from brighton to london and back in a commutey type fashion for work? it's looming on the horizon, i'm wondering, what's the craic? will it drive me mad as a bag of wasps? will i leave the house at some ungodly hour and return at an even more ungodly one? will i find myself leaving for work before i arrive home? i've done the maths and it kinda computes, so that's fine.. i'm more wondering about the actual travelling time.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:14, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've had loads of coffee
An ex of mine once stuck a face on a burnt pan and then I felt unable to throw it away.

What erm, yeah things and that?

EDIT Sorry Chomp
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:29, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So what's everyone doing this weekend?
I'm going to a hottub house party on saturday and may be hosting a bbq on sunday depending on weather.

Beat that losers.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:25, 116 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Right it's all gone a bit mental on here. As a fan of 'Top 3' questions here's one for you.
Top 3 tv comedies of all time. Im talking favourites here so don't lie and say the office.

3. Bottom
2. Flight of the Conchords
1. The Thick of It

not very intellectual but I like em.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:04, 232 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

VIPROS IS A BEARDY TWAT

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:49, 110 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Enough of that dullard
What's going great in your life at the moment?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:03, 141 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Who'd like a badge?
As a result of all the trolling going on here: www.b3ta.com/questions/guiltylaughs/post807035

I have made this. Help yourselves.


(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:36, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Last night I was running a slight temperature (damned summer cold) and had the most odd dreams
In one I had to go back to school as a sixth-former and had to wear full school uniform. When I arrived Humpty Dumpty was Pushed (old school qotwer for you young 'uns)was standing outside, he laughed at me but hugged me and told me I'd be alright.

Most odd.
What do you think it means?
And do you believe in dreams being a pathway to our subconscious desires and fears?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:15, 62 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bartleby has just reminded me,
I sometimes think about what would happen if I was horribly killed in a random freak accident possibly involving heavy duty farming machinery (this isn't what he reminded me of, don't worry).

I think I should work on my last words to make sure Wiggy doesn't remember them as being "don't forget the damn milk this time dumbass".

I once said "I'm going to the shop. I may be some time" in the hope of leaving them as my last words should the freak accident involving heavy duty farm machinery take place. Wiggy told me that was a cliche, so should the freak accident involving heavy duty farm machinery have taken place on that occasion, my last words to him would have been "fuck you, your face is a cliche".

What do you want your last words to be? What do you think they probably will be?

Alt Q: It's nearly lunch time, what are you having? Is it horribly disappointing now that we've been discussing cheese and steak for an hour?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 12:28, 73 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you could only eat one nation's cuisine for the rest of your life, whose would it be?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:14, 163 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't want to talk of holidays any more as I'm not going anywhere even remotely exciting till September
And no, it's not AA's wake.

Lets talk about the effect of technology in early development and whether it has a negative impact on mental skills, specifially numerical calculation.

Alt Q. What tech of the future do you want now? Apart from a rocket pack obviously
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:54, 255 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's strange but I'm off on holiday for a whole fortnight in 2 weeks time and I don't think I'm as excited as I should be.
Come on folks, stir me up a bit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:32, 155 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me! Talking about music! No!
When you talk about music I usually don´t know the groups or songs you´re talking about, and I know you won´t give a shit about the ones I like, so I normally don´t participate.

However, today I´ve been surprised by this girl www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hRhqYb-rbk&feature=related and I thought I´d share it with you, as I really like her music and can´t believe I hadn´t heard of her before. And I think some of you might like.

Any surprises recently?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:00, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wiggy has abandoned me in London town for four days
so I'm going to make toffee apple crumble tonight and eat it all over the next three days. He'll never know.

What do you do when the cat's away?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:08, 253 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That guy who plays Sherlock
is not necessarily good looking, but as soon as he starts being a sociopath, I'm all like *swoon*. This is unnerving.

What personality defect are you attracted to?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:37, 258 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Right a link I can read at work
and that's what's important, me.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1298086/Seven-arrested-Bournemouth-far-right-mosque-bomb-plot.html

I don't know where to start with this one.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:55, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like to move it move it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyx4v1QFzhQ

What's your favorite song to dance to?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:12, 113 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you a superduster? Are you a superduster? I think not!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfsKI6v_Xr4
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:57, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not had a book thread for a while
I'm reading this
www.amazon.co.uk/Twelve-Jasper-Kent/dp/0593060644

Vampires mercenaries in Napoleon era Russia. Actually pretty good and quite gripping.

Anyone reading anything good?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:12, 162 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've just reserved a DVD player to collect at lunch
as my old one has died and it has a USB connection. Am I going to be insanely disappointed it won't actually play any of the 500gb of TV I have on my harddrive?

What technology have you been disappointed with?

Alt ALt Q: What hasn't disappointed you recently as it's all very negative around here now.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:49, 124 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just for fun
who are your top 3 celebrities you want to bump uglies with?

Mine are

Keira Knightley
Natalie Portman
Konnie Huq

Alt Q, what was your worst shag?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:03, 350 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stupidly tired
The Lady had to be in work early this morning, meaning I have to be too (have to give her a lift). I knew this last night, so why oh why did I stay up til 1am playing Starcraft 2?

When was the last time you did something you know you shouldn't have done?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:11, 136 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Heading out to the airport
for my first trip to the UK. I got a couple of messages about meeting some of you in Manchester, send me your numbers if you care to and I'll call when I'm there. My cell won't work, but I will get a temporary one when I'm over.

It's my first trip out of the US...

Edit: Boarding the airplane - message me if you want to meet up Sunday night or Monday-Tuesday
(nolongernuts, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 6:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Disappearing B3tans
A thread in tribute to those who have left us. Share your memories of their skills or shitness, it's up to you.

frankspencer- an early B3ta hero of mine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 18:55, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

LOLlinksetc
I've just been reading the timeline of Khyra Ishaq's death.

It really upsets me that such a thing could happen to a child.
What's worse is that her "father" has the nerve to say her death was '"absolutely disgraceful". He says he feels let down by the authorities.' Well, where the fuck were you when she was starving to death?
*grumbles*

Q: Am I the only person that trawls around craigslist reading the personals? I just like looking to see if I know any of them. I haven't recognised a specific penis yet.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:42, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm procrastinating writing a report
And thinking about all the things I could have done up until now, if I had had the money/opportunity and been more enthused. I'd have loved to have gone trail cycling, for example, but can't afford a decent bike for it, and I'd love to go snow-boarding or surfing.

If you won £500, right now, and were told that the only proviso is you spend it having fun (not paying off bills), what would you do with it?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:37, 269 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fame !
Dan Le Sac v S.Pip just posted on their facebook that if anyone can be in Brick Lane on thursday afternoon, you can email them and appear in their new video.

Deatils: www.facebook.com/lesacvspip

Tell me about your brushes with fame !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:46, 226 replies, latest was 16 years ago)