I'm going to cook a chili in a bit
And I might go to the pub this evening too.

So this is shaping up to being a super Sunday.

And it's the 3rd round FA Cup draw at 6pm.

Are you having a super Sunday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 15:23, 107 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Japanese place near me at home is closing down on 22nd of Dec.
I'm really really gutted =( This is probably the worst thing that has happened to me this year.

The lord taketh and the lord taketh away.

Broken Britain, _this_ is Tony Blair and Gordon Brown's legacy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 11:19, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The all-new perk berk up thread
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE56w0Y74SE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 2:41, 24 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Aw man I'm up late and there is no one here : (
I'm stuffed full of curry and win!
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:11, 247 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What have you done today?
What are you doing tonight?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 16:55, 16 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've got a headache
Well, hangover.

I need to sit outside in the cold all afternoon too, curse being a football supporter.

What are you doing today? And do you have a hangover?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:18, 96 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'Ave it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTfZCg6zj9M

Probably NSFW on account of language... but what the fuck!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 1:50, Reply)

God, I am bored.
Someone entertain me.

alt q: why the fuck are you sat at your computer on a Friday night?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:37, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Primal Scream's live performance of Screamadelica's about to start.
Get listening.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 21:01, 55 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's Friday night
And I'm sitting eating toasties before attempting to write more of my talk for my interview next week. Any words or phrases to try and slip in?

Anyone else sitting about, home alone and bored on a Friday night?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 20:06, 100 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCKERS.
Building dust fiasco update: we were out of our house for 3 days. Cleaners spent a day cleaning, builders did more building, it got worse again. Got back in last night, had to stay upstairs as downstairs is all dust. Surveyor is in a stand off between contractors and freeholder, both of whom accept no blame and worse still, contractors are lying and saying they wanted to put plastic sheeting down for us but we refused. Fucking cunting liars.

Today they were working and there was fumes and dust and our smoke alarm went off and I was out on the street with the baby for 3 hours. More cleaners have just been but say it's going to get bad again as the dust settles. We have about £250 of laundry needing done (curtains, cushions, all the baby stuff that was on the landing and needs cleaning now) that the contractors and freeholder are refusing to pay for. I have a cough and feel rough. The baby is crying. It's snowing. Next stop solicitor (if we can get hold of him), then the local news.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:05, 46 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I made summer fruits crumble yesterday
EVEN THOUGH IT'S WINTER. Take that society.

Have you stuck it to the man recently?

Alt Q: Or are you sheeple?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:15, 128 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's just started to snow a bit.
Snow is fucking bent.

What are you doing this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:56, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I want to go home : (
I think I drank too much last night and I'm knackered. I also wish that when I moved into my house I'd bought a big squishy comfy sofa instead of the average small not very squishy sofa I have now.


What have you been regretting recently?
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:13, 166 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

LUNCH THREAD
What're you louts having for lunch then? I have a nutella sandwich. :D

suck it up, answer the question. Or face my wrath.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:55, 281 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

DEBT AND NONCE-FREE THREAD RIGHT HERE.
Tell me something that you're planning to do in the near future. Something interesting that doesn't involve my my mum, your fucking nommy lunch or this weekend.

If I do not deem your reply interesting enough I will force you to go to a two-week long football match with Darth and Bobby, both speeding their tits off on crystal meth and feeling 'really chatty'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:33, 201 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sat in a lecture watching a video of a convicted paedo
Giving tips on grooming. When did you last feel totally uncomfortable!
Edit. Two people have walked out now this is fucked up
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:21, 199 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning slightly later-rising B3tans.
It's Friday and I have been paid. Woo fucking hoo. I'm still broke but I have already bought a fair few Christmas presents and I've a new credit card with a frankly horryingly large limit, with which to further my descent into bankruptcy and homelessness.

How are you trying manfully (or womanfully) to convince yourself that everything's OK and you shouldn't 'do a Michael Ryan' today?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 8:59, 225 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good Morning Early Rising b3tans!
Listen to this and try to trick yourself into feeling like it's summer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2km9gV0CTLs

"I love your dimples when you smile but you're cuter when you screw"
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 1:18, 27 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've been to the pub.
Beat that OT.

Go on. Beat THAT.

Alt: Generic evening thread.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:08, 42 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Which celebrity will die first in 2011?
My money is on Kerry katona or Paul gascoigne. What do you think?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:07, 123 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening, chumps!
What's your problem?

alt q. What you lookin' at?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 18:43, 156 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Happy Thanksgiving
you CUNTS
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:21, 14 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just posted a highly hilarious fake story to the QOTW
then thought I'd do a quick search to see if it had been done. Turns out none other than Amorous Badger had beaten me to it.

the bastard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:23, 52 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread time
What have you watched that has been rubbish and not worth the time? I watched Scenes of a Sexual Nature on bbciplayer last night and it was absolutely dire

Alt Q: you've been waiting for it. What did you have for lunch?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:05, 231 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've been watching The Event
I like it it's pretty good. But the sex scenes in it are fucking stupid.

If you've been shot in the shoulder and passed out from blood loss, you do not go back to a motel and then have sex later that night.
If you're in the middle of sex you don't want your partner talking about your mother.

So my thinking is that either the writers have never had sex or more likely want to see the female cast in their bras at any opportunity.

What would make sex scenes on TV more realistic?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:08, 225 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Non snow/lunchtime thread
What is the highlight of your day so far??

I purchased cookies for the rest of the team and made a big jug (fnarr) of filter coffee. This has improved morale from "murderous" to "dangerous" in our office so I feel I have made a difference today.

ALT Q:
How is the snow affecting your day? Mine - not at all
ALT ALT Q:
Whats for lunch? Bacon and egg mayo sarnie, can of coke and Chilli crisps

OK, I lied about the snow and lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:06, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That thread reminds me of Bert
we can't be talking about poo when it's almost lunch time.

However, I have no more questions to ask just now, so, following previous examples, this is your chance to ask me anything you want (I just hope this thread is not very popular and don't get tons of questions)

Alt Q: If you have a better idea for a thread, just post it, but not about disgusting things, please.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:04, 174 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've just had a brilliant idea, right
Curling. Sport of hardened Scottish lesbians. How much better would it be if the name were taken to its logical conclusion? Rather than being provided with the stones in advance, competitors would have to exist on a high-fibre diet and curl out a log, wait for it to harden and then cast it down the other end of the lane. Imagine how much extra skill is involved in laying a cable of the ideal size, weight and shape.

What disgusting measures would you take to improve which sports?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:30, 142 replies, latest was 15 years ago)