No sunday night lurkers?
shame. If anyone is about what have you looked at on the internet today?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 22:10, 54 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Time for a Sunday evening thread
I'm tired and grumpy and have a pile of work I won't do so you think of a question
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:52, 97 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've just slept for 16 hours
What have I missed?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:02, 35 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did I break OT?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:46, 76 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So what's planned for your saturday night?
I have a potentially fun night in Cardiff. I'm not driving, there are lots of people going and I fully intend to dance like a loon.

However, I just realised that there is an outside possibility that my twattish ex-husband may also be there (it's an outside chance, since I know one of his friends is going, but still).

So alt q: How should I fuck his shit up?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 16:01, 115 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm a bit hungover
since I went out with my dad and my brother and his girlfriend last night, and they can all put it away.

Then of course I had another couple when I got home.

Isn't drinking awful? I'm never doing it ever ever again until this evening.

How are you all, /OTters?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:28, 63 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Breaker Breaker!
Anyone got their ears on for a copy?

I'm a bit wobbly. How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:27, 189 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm threadstomping this shit
to say that Blousie is bloomin, chuffin lovely.

Also, I have discovered that there is such a bizarre object as a flower nappy!

What b3tans do you feel need a shout out for general loveliness?

Alt: what's on TV tonight?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:17, 135 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is it me...
Or does this bloke look a bit like Chompy?
b3ta.com/links/Pub_Troll
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:58, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dilemma.
I'm tempted to get a Chinese this evening, but I always end up spending a fortune on food as ordering Chinese for one is a bit of a science.

If you were getting a Chinese for one, what would you order?

Alt: I think my mate has caught gayness, he doesn't want to go to the pub because it's cold, wet and windy out. Have any of your friends ever caught it, and if so, how long do the symptoms last?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:54, 103 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A comic for Monty?
Ziggy Marley's Marijuanaman

Could this turn him into a Comicon-attending, LARPing, technogeek?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:53, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Friday Afternoon Mini Quiz - beware contains photos and images
I was idly thinking the other night about how many b3tans have famous lookalikes...so here are the images - some may be huge because I've just collected them from various places.

Can you guess who they are? Can you add more?


And yes, I know this isn't the place for images. Tough. If you don't like it, don't look.
It's Friday and I'm off shortly to get my legs waxed.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:28, 181 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck that thread
Ask me questions.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:09, 83 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Doggy-Style
It knackers out my legs because my wife's thighs are longer than mine so I sort of have to push her down and I can never get the angle quite right.
Plus I sometimes catch a faint hint of anal musk. Do anyone B3tans actually enjoy it? Perhaps someone has a useful tip...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:52, 58 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Secrets
Confess 'em all here!!

Roll up, roll up!

Alt:
Just make something up - as long as it is funny
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:10, 76 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Secrets
how good are you at keeping them if they are entrusted to you?

Recently I accidentally let slip that I knew that a mate of mine was seeing a girl who is the ex of a mate of his when it wasn't supposed to be common knowledge. In my defence I hadn't realised how serious they were, and everyone there already knew.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:12, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lunch thread.
I have banana flavourd slim-fast. Woo!
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:34, 204 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Valentines Day is approaching.
I know this because I've been spammed by bunches.co.uk, PayPal and Inter-Flora all telling me.

What reminders have you been sent recently that you don't care for?

Alt: If you could have written/performed on one song, what song would you have liked to have written or performed on and why?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:15, 134 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A REAL thread you bastards.
Money. Do you have any left at the end of the month. Are you shit with money? What do you spend most of your money on after mortgages, bills etc? Do you save any?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:34, 180 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tech Help Please...
Calling all gamers - (or 'Gay-mers' as Monty called them).
The kids had a DS lite (now broken) with a couple of R4 cards containing 40 games on each. I am getting them a Dsi and have been told that the R4 card will not work on it. How do I overcome this problem?
T'interwebs says there are R4i cards and they can be transferred but it is not clear on where to get them and the transferal process involved.
Any help much appreciated.
Tuggers.
Edit - and if anyone knows where is best/cheapest to buy DSi...
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:27, 15 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Puerile and Inane Thread Pertaining to the Behaviour of Bear Grylls
I was talking to my sister yesterday afternoon and, in that way that conversations are wont to do, we got onto the subject of Bear Grylls and his tendency to eat faeces whilst out in the wild. One week he's picking undigested fruit out of a bear's droppings, another week he's concocting an infusion or soup or similar potage from camel dung. Naturally he grimaces each time and insists that one would only do this when food is truly scarce and one is desperately hungry, but, given the regularity with which he does it, we began to wonder whether he secretly enjoys it.

I was reminded of that conversation this morning, as on my way into work I walk past a building which I think is the national Scouts' headquarters or something. They are endorsed by the aforementioned Mr Grylls, and as such there is an enormous poster of the man on one wall. As I walked past it this morning, all I could think was,
"He eats poo."

Discuss.

Alt: For those who are feeling particularly inane, come up with some embarrassingly childish jokes about Bear Grylls' coprophagy, or write me a little scene in which his outlandish behaviour causes embarrassment in polite company.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:05, 18 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning to all
Anyone had any good news? Made any exciting discoveries you'd like to tell us about?

Alt: Weekend plans

Alt alt: Youtube link your favourite song of all time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 7:35, 203 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sometimes I get the impression qotw is descending into self parody.
Meta of the week, if you will.

What are OT's thoughts on conception and the posthuman in the work of William Gibson? Failing that, what are OT's views on Houellebecq's anti society and development of the post-post colonialist, with reference to the work of NWA?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:41, 192 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've just found an awesome wallpaper
this one if anyone cares which made me think when you're not looking at b3ta what's your desktop? Are you like me and hide desktop icons so it looks neater??

Alt Q: if you were designing your dream house what extravagant feature would you want? I'm thinking bowling alley
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 21:20, 114 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Generic generic evening thread, anyone?
q: something about your tea/dinner
alt q: something about your evening/weekend plans
alt alt q: favourite planet that isn't Earth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:00, 130 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Paperclip news:
"The National Audit Office looked at how hospitals purchased 66,000 products, from nurses' uniforms and bandages to paper clips. It found some hospitals are paying more than they need to."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-12338984

Alt q: "wtf is this, links?"

I had to hear this groundbreaking news through a press release in my place of work rather than through our own b3tan insider.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:58, 20 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This isn't links but the world needs to know.
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3388987/Ten-years-jail-for-Al-the-paedo.html
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:09, 18 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wormulous has the wit of a small pile of sick so instead...
I am trying to buy my Mum some mounted antlers for her birthday, as such I have been immersed in the bizarre world of taxidermy. I now want, sorry need, a full sized stuffed polar bear in my flat.

What's the oddest present that you've bought/recieved?

Alt Q: Would you like to be stuffed?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:05, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

YM

( WormuIus, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:59, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That thread is dull
what are you up to this weekend?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:39, 101 replies, latest was 15 years ago)