About time for a new thread
What's the week got in store for you? Anything fun or horribly terrible?

And since that question wasn't good enough, tell me about the last thing you bought

Alt: so which day of the week were you born on? Do you fit the rhyme?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:50, 93 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Superinjunctions
Do celebrities have a right to privacy or should we know all the sordid deatils of their lives?
Similarly should people be given anonymity if they are implicated in a crime, at least until they are charged? (eg Joanna Yeates' landlord)

ALT: cufflinks or buttons?
ALT ALT: ducklings or goslings?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:36, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP !!! IT'S CHRSTIMAS *bangs pots and pans* QUICKLY, GET UP ! SANTA HAS BEEN HERE ! WAKE UP ! WAKE UP !
/ac

Only kidding, it's not really christmas, I just wanted to use that autocomplete, I hope you don't mind.

I think this week I'll mostly be "Pwning" and "FUCK YEAHing". What 'bout u?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:17, 141 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

just an idea to knock around
1. there's a vote by b3tans each month to select a charity

2. b3tans contribute artwork and stuff (homemade cakes?) to a prize bundle

3. the prize bundle is auctioned - all proceeds going to the charity that won the poll.

4. auction last for 1 week (or two weeks) -1 week to collect the prize suggestions from posters and 1 week for the bid process. all prize contributors then post the prize on to bid winners address (who pms them)

could be done monthly or bi monthly organised through the newsletter? with a different charity each month

I'll throw my hat in the ring and donate a home made Venetian mask to the first bundle,

any thoughts?

thought this would be a good a place as any to post the suggestion, posting it on talk wasn't even an option
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:28, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The DNA results for Osama Bin Laden
have come back as 46% coconut, 29% cocoa, 19% sugar and 6% milk solids.

An expert says that this is probably due to the fact he had a bounty on his head.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:10, 102 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Damn! Why are there only 2 days in this weekend?
I'm making my random burn Cd cover, but I don't know that to put on it, any ideas?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:22, 66 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A sunday morning thread
I'm sure you're all currently attending worship services, but what's on for the rest of the day? I've been waking up at 6:30 every morning and today was no exception - but at least that means I can get to the gym and back in time to watch the lunchtime football in the pub with a pint or two.

Alt: what would you do with, let's say £10,000? Not quit your job money but still enough to make some big memories.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 May 2011, 9:18, 27 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ASaturday evening thread
I just got my recipients for Randomburn, and it appears I have LiC and AA. What scary things shall I put in with their CDs?

Alt: fuck it, my team lost 3-0 today. Why do we go on supporting shit football teams when they constantly remind us how shit they are?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:05, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Saturday! Saturday! Saturday is rainy and rubbish
But I'm work so it can rain all it likes.

What are you lot doing? Nothing if I know you, probably just looking at pictures of naked ladies online / scouting out rohypnol deals (delete according to Chompyness).

If you won the lottery would you carry on working in some capacity? I think a part time job in a charity shop would be quite good. Get to judge people quite a lot, chat to nice old ladies
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:17, 57 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why is it on TV whenever the researcher uncovers an old story
it's always shown on their screen as an image of a newspaper clipping as opposed to just a webpage from the paper's site? Argh.

Television is stupid.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:10, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Some cunting fox just killed four of my laying chickens, but spared the bastard cockerel
where is the justice in that? I'm quite upset (Online)
( Ibstock, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:38, 19 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you ALL can't be doing something better than being on the internet
...can you?

*crickets sing*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 20:10, 41 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Scotland!
Anyone else wondering if Scotland will be leaving after the SNP's victory today?

For those of you not interested in politics what will you do with all the money you can make smuggling Gregg's pasties, buckfast and embassy regals across the border into a independently minded Scotland trying to improve the nations health?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 6 May 2011, 18:05, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

May I just say
that there has been some absolutely cracking work put in this afternoon? I would like to give you all* a big round of internet applause for raising a couple of real-life LOLzorZ from me.

Thank you all very much indeed.


*Apart from NakedApe because he is a fucking spastic. I mean, seriously. What a Deacon. I heard he buys his shoes in threes because he always flips one in the sea. I heard Janet Ellis built a ramp at his bungalow. I heard Simon Groom cried at his funeral. I heard he has to have his mate around as a translator to explain when he wants a biscuit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:43, 35 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What did you this morning
in your first 5 mins awake?

Bonus points for snorting coke off supermodels or dispensing JUSTICE in the Accord of righteousness. Lose points for pissing on your feet

ALT: Gambling - who does it? Biggest wins/losses?

ALT ALT: Pint anyone?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:28, 295 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sad times on /OT
Why is it so shit at the moment? What should YOU be doing about it?

Alt: What should I be doing about it?

Alt alt: who would you most like to walk up to and smash right in the fucking face right now?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:18, 102 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm starting a new thread because I haven't started one in ages and I've forgotten what it feels like.
It feels goooooood!

What makes you feel good?
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:16, 39 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Righty-ho, we appear to have stalled somewhat.
What nomalicious joys does this weekend hold for you?

Alt: if you could own one original piece of art which would it be?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:01, 198 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Montylols
An Apple store has recently opened in York. 10 out of 10 to the marketing team that decided to name the shop Stormfront.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 May 2011, 8:38, 98 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bellends.
Discuss.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:37, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

As a general rule, how far would you go on a first date?
Believe it or not I'm quite shy and would actually struggle to get out of the door to attend a date, let alone get my shimmy on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:03, 94 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

QOTW vote
Is HERE

THAT IS ALL
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:00, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Shitting crikey I'm bored; still got loads to do as well
Tell me about your first job? I worked in a Maize Maze set out like a dragon and got paid pittance, so I ate my way through as much ice-cream as I could to make up the difference.

ALT:weird things your body can do
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 17:11, 112 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

By contrast to the previous thread, what's the most interesting conversation you've had with b3tans?
I'd say Enigsomething was great about Open Source Drugs and his philosphy stuff, I thought it was something that died out with the romans and greeks, but it's quite relivent today.

I've had lots of fasinating conversations, tell me some of yours, with b3tans.

Alt: Cus someone out on here in the form of written Hip Hop.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:20, 65 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

that thread is long
and i am too tired to read it. i keep half-falling asleep at my desk because i was here v late last night, because the work is boring, and because i had thai rice for lunch. it is making me think how nice it would be to have a couple of hours in my massive soft white bed right now.

anyway this is making me think about falling asleep and dreaming and how fucking boring it is when people tell you their dreams. are you guilty of this (DON'T tell us about the actual dream mm-kay)?

and who's the most boring person you know/what's the most boring thing anyone has ever said to you? £10 for "what shall we talk about". £0 for rachelswipe, rswipe, swipey or any other permutation.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:14, 190 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Monty hasn't started a thread for two days
I find this weird.

What are you having for lunch?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:05, 276 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What happened to all the awesome people?
I'm not saying you lot are shit* but there used to be many more top posters round here. Where they fuck have they all gone? If you don't know, make something up.

* I am.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:09, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning B3ta. I've voted. Have you voted? Good. Now let us not spend all day discussing why those of you who voted No are wrong.
I was faced with a dilemma as regards my local council. The representative of the party I've voted for my whole life is a guy I used to work with, and I therefore know that he's a complete and total bellend. The idea of having him making decisions that could affect my day to day life chills me to the bone. As it happens, I passed him leaving the polling station. I politely wished him good luck, and declined to tell him who I had voted for. That's why you vote in a polling booth. Privacy.

A question? I dunno, describe a vaguely similar situation, in which you were polite instead of shitting on someone's shoes. Or tell me what you're having for breakfast. Or your opinions on the Bin Laden conspiracy theories. Or how many goals Barcelona will beat Man Utd by at the end of the month.

Alt: Donald Trump. Is this man the biggest fucking dickhead in the world, or what?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:25, 101 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Voting tomorrow
Also got some more flats to view (although they'll have to be good to stop me starting the process of renting on my current favourite) AND it's the birthday of a lovely American woman I know (not a b3tan) and I'm hoping presents reach her on the day.

What are you looking forward to, tomorrow?

Alt: youtube disco - www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3WtKGkyxIY
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 22:29, 17 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

For fuck's sake.
I don't need a dark pink tie, I need a deep pink tie.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:41, 102 replies, latest was 15 years ago)