Missed opportunities
What did you manage to miss?

Alt: Last stroke of luck.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:32, 26 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

how often do you have a wank?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:16, 158 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evenin' duck ducks
Two contracts in less than two weeks of trading, and a third nailed on.

Why didn't I start working for myself ten years ago? I'd be even richer than I already am by now.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Alt. Worst military leader in history? George McLellan for me, every time.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 18:48, 99 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cinema - alone
On Thursday night, I'm going to be away from home for one night only - As porn won't be available in the hotel, I think I'll go and see the film "Senna" - however, I'll be alone... Will I be marked out as a deviant or is this acceptable?
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:15, 123 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I need distracting from my currently miserable existance
write me a limerick about a fellow B3tan; I'm aware this has bindun, but it's always good for a laugh.

Alt: Hats, essential outwear for the modern gentleman or chav scum uniform?

ALT ALT: Great movie music, the original scores rather than shoe horned in music.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:41, 176 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lets have a lunchtime thread with no talk of food.
Do you spend your lunch hour (if indeed you get an hour) at your desk (if indeed you work at a desk) or do you go for a healthy jog or something.

Alt: at what point does impatience become an intolerance of other human beings?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:33, 132 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

NOMNOMNOM
I visited a Spanish tapas resaurant in town on Saturday with Mrs Cow. The food was truly excellent, as was the wine. To counteract this, I was at McDonalds with the kids on Saturday lunchtime eating a "burger" of some description which seemed to taste of nothing at all.

What was your culinary highlight/lowlight of the weekend?

Alt:
Monday evenings - what are we to do with them?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:11, 181 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm in a filthy fucking mood today.
There are a number of reasons for this which I shall not bore you with, for they are indeed incredibly boring.

For a moment this morning I was cheered - but all too briefly - as I scanned this evening's television listings and saw this:
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0120dxp

Bloody cheek, getting my hopes up. I thought the wanker had decided at last do the decent thing and invest in a Family Bucket. But no.

Good luck to those sitting exams at the moment.

What have you got on this week? Lolwaki clothing-based replies will be met with withering derision, and rightly so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:29, 20 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I refuse to believe that today is a one thread day
So, is there anything that isn't made better with maple syrup?

alt: ...and bacon?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 21:45, 29 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Been for a swim, need to do food shopping and then what?
Sundays are strange, especially when the weather is this shit. What do you tend to do on a Sunday?

Alt q: how's your head?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:30, 72 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

alright ot,
i'm not out tonight, i'm in, i'm watching cadillac records, it has adrian brody in it, how are you? are you in cadillac records? are you adrian brody? do you have adrian brody in you? this post needs work, sorry.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:04, 61 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've had a nap.
I'm not considering a takeout and a few cans as I'm still pretty tired.

What are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:40, 76 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am in London.
Russell square for booze next, then fabric later.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's only motherfucking SATURDAY!
Not to be confused with Mothering sunday. It's totally different.

There appears to be a bright shining ball of light in the sky. I got so warm I even had to take my cardigan off.

How is everyone enjoying their Saturday?

Alt: did everyone who wanted a fuck, get one?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:41, 40 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Anyone fancy a fuck?

( broadsword, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:26, 40 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it's only gay if you push back?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:06, 58 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread
This is lol www.theonion.com/video/autistic-reporter-train-thankfully-unharmed-in-cra,20098/
Who's going out tonight?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:56, 46 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What was No. 1 the day you were born, and has it in any way shaped your life?
The day I was born, Gaery Glitter was at number one, and I do seem to have been plagued by lecherous nonces ever since.

Alt: I need cheering up. What are you cunts going to do about it?

EDIT: Okay, we need a proper discussion. Has music got shit in the last ten years? How?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:19, 270 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Jeff! Jeff! I've found your perfect woman!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

Alt: what do you love?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:21, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Enough of this generosity.
What do you covet from other B3tans? What makes you green with envy?
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:33, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Following on from Chompy's unused question down there about the lotto, if you won the jackpot £60m tonight.... what (if anything) would you give/do for fellow b3tans.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:41, 137 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bored of that
Yeah "OF that" OF!, I used the wrong word.

So what's the best term for either male or female genitals?

Alt: What's the best term for female or male genitals?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:05, 78 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Righto.
That thread was so jaw-droppingly exciting that I'm going to try and calm things down around here by asking about weekend plans.

I'm seeing my daughter and doing little else until Sunday afternoon when Lusty and I may go to a map fair. That's right. A MAP FAIR. I am a huge cartography fan, so GET BENT, YEAH?

Alt: how many slices of toasted onion granary bread and Marmite can I eat this morning before it starts to look grotesque? I've had four so far but I fancy a couple more.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:14, 77 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did I hear right?
The government is giving a chunk of the Dept of Employment budget to private companies, and to make sure they don't turn it down they've promised not to interfere with how they spend it?

I am slightly croggled how anyone thinks this is a good idea.

How would YOU fix Broken Britain?

Alt: Suggest a scheme for NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES to shovel money into.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 7:40, 109 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hitler was just misunderstood,,,
discuss

alt q: favourite political figure and why.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:18, 68 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

have you lot been bullying noobs again?
shame on you.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:00, 55 replies, latest was 15 years ago)