Naughtiest kid you know/knew?
One of the cunts tried to trip me up 'cause I gave him a timeout this morning.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:29, 107 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Right then...
I'm getting a second tattoo done next week.

What are people's perceptions of tattoos? Are they the root cause of what is wrong with society? Or are they merely harmless body decoration?

Thoughts/experiences/Daily Mail-style rants please...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:01, 185 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

e coli can kiss my pasty Scottish arse.
and if I get another kidney infection, I will be less than impressed.

Make your own threats here. Points for enthusiasm.

Alt: What about that weather, eh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:00, 13 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have discovered having a cold and a hangover is no worse than just having a cold.
I feel like Marie Curie discovering whatever it was with radioactivity. I should go out and tell the world.


What have you discovered that will amaze us?
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:10, 226 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Since this was cruelly neglected by Scaryduck (hiss!)
Tell us about your best friend. Why is he/she ace? What keeps you together? What memorable experiences have you shared?
(McChinaman banned, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:34, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Generic evening thread
I'm watching The Tennis and wondering if it's wrong to find Federer attractive, being as he reminds me so much of Jimmy Carr.
I'm also wondering if it's wrong to find Jimmy Carr attractive,

How are you spending your Thursday evening, OT?

Alt: what's for tea?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:36, 196 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Reverse, reverse; What "attractive" celebs don't do it for you?
Cameron Diaz, Jenifer Lopez ,Cheryl Cole, Britney Spears, Phillipa Middleton.
(888777555, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:29, 81 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Borderline Boilers
What 'unattractive' celebrities do you find attractive?

eg. Miss Hoolie off Balamory, Hazel Irvine, Jimmy Krankie, etc...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:25, 195 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Funniest/Strangest things you have seen on the way to work (or back home again)
A few weeks ago I was on the Metro to work when it slowed down and the driver informed everyone to look out the window at the family of foxes at the trackside. Cute eh?

Often it stops near to a small block of flats to let the Airport Metro onto the track. Looking around, I was greeted by the site of a fat bloke going hammer and tongs at his missus in one of the windows.

Alt:
Praise a b3tan time. Be nice for once
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:27, 185 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New QOTW vote
It is HERE

THAT IS ALL
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:27, 18 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh God!! another two hours before I can go home : (
Knock me sideways with crudity, (no Jeff, not crudites).

Just how crass and vulgar can you be?
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:07, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dead thread is dead.
I make it Lunch o'clock.

If you were a boxer, what would your boxing nickname be?

Alt: Who would play you in a biopic of your life?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:44, 191 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I wanted to start a new thread.
Yesterday my wife's line manager asked her if I could stop sending her emails with offensive language in them as it keeps hitting their internet barrier.
How have you been censored recently?

Alt: Has /OT gone soft on new people?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:46, 150 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OK new thread for no reason other than that one's somewhat unwieldy now.
Or 'unwieldly' as my boss says. It makes me want to punch him. He is also incapable of correctly pronouncing 'shown' - the cunt thinks it's two syllables and insists on saying 'show-un'.

What makes you irrationally (or perfectly justifiably) angry about your boss or colleagues?

PS one of my staff thinks the name Hughes has a silent 'H'. He can say words like 'house' etc without difficulty but the next time he calls 'Mrs Youse' I think I shall cry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:34, 239 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*yawn*
so it turns out that if I shut down my laptop and before it switches off it starts installing windows updates, then shutting the lid suspends this process. Then when I open the lid the next morning it has to finish before I can do anything. Half an hour and it's got to "Configuring Service Pack 15% Complete". Grrrr.

What's kept you waiting/will keep you waiting today?

Alt: Favourite Television Channel and why.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:48, 241 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Famous people or fictional characters you have been compared to.
In terms of appearance or personality.
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:53, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've been missing Tenko!
What have you been missing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:01, 61 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Stereotypes.
A brief one.
Ever experienced a well known stereotype being played out or hilariously subverted in real life?
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:44, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yeah so I totally killed a dragon earlier
Top that bitches
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:38, 95 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

10 minutes until hometime!
If you had ten minutes before the end of the world what would you do with it?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:21, 120 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've had three, THREE, cups of coffee!
It's making me think of strange things.

Like how Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are married, and so when "Sookie and Bill" have sex, it's like you're watching them have sex.
I wonder how that makes them feel.

What are you wondering today?

alt: What snack do you take with your tea?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:12, 289 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's Wednesday, it's after lunch
that means we can talk about the weekend.

What are your plans?

I've only got my motherfuckin' Stag Do!

Rudely, two of my mates can't come. One is in Boston playing Ultimate Frisbee, and the other is going to Valencia to watch the Grand Prix. Twats.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:34, 231 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Moments in history
If you could have witnessed any moment in history, what would you have liked to seen and why?

Alt: Lunch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:26, 174 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dead thread is dead.
Why are you lot even here?

Alt: public figure you'd most like to subject to a slow and agonising death.

Alt alt: How would you do it?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:50, 73 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Office idiots.
You know the drill. The people you work with are a mismatch of sorts. You go out for a quiet drink after work on a Tuesday and nature will take it's course.
Observe. The quiet office worker, suddenly fuelled by alcohol.

Paula Abdul was right. The rhythm IS going to get you!

*Apologies for the vileness of the bar. Cheap drink, innit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=swjwCNFnTsc
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38, 117 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Worst TV character ever
I vote Michael Garibaldi, Babylon 5. A highly annoying character played by a man with all the acting talent of a beansprout. Extra points given for besmirching an otherwise excellent programme.

Alt Q - worst place you've been in the UK. Wolverhampton. Surely Wolverhampton.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:08, 247 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You filthy germ ridden southerners have given me a cold.
You dirty feckers! I demand satisfication in the form of an apology from all of you on here and a short paragraph explaining why northerners are so amazing.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:42, 201 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's with all the Bobby & Jeff show?
Are they the new Snoop and Dre? Definitely not the new Chuck D and Flava Flav. They must be either the new Terry and June or the new Colin and Justin.

YOU DECIDE, FACT FANS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:05, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)