I have a sparkling clean house and chocolate buttons.
What do you have?
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 13:09, 99 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening Benders.
I'm accidentally drunk.

How are you all doing?

Alt:- What part of your body do you most like and why?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:32, 129 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That is some nasty freaky shit in Norway.
I would happily kill lots of people, but not indiscriminately. I would follow my list. I'd also give my victims a chance to change their ways.
Who's on your list?

Alt: Have you ever been to a tiki bar?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:22, 59 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Louise Mench is pretty hot.
What do you do with your change?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:53, 18 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Chomp Master Flash would like his own PERFECT thread
So I'm starting another.
A girl I'm friends with has been watching Masterpiece Theatre and is chatting about how awesome it is on FB and now another girl has chimed in saying how romantic the story [Wuthering Heights] was, clearly this bitch is trippin.

What's your favorite classic book and why?

Who else is trippin?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 19:04, 256 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I found my wallet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 18:47, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Possible terrorist attack in Oslo just now.
I think we should all make predictions about who did it why and what the repercusions will be.

Then we can look back next week ITLL BE FUN!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:46, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just went to the mutha-fuckin' SWEET SHOP BITCHES!
I bought some chocolate honeycomb and some dark chocolate ginger and I got a Steak Bake from Greggs.

I'm going on a train tonight and I'm going to drink beer. The more beer I drink, the less I shall care about offending people around me and I will probably say "Fuck" and "Cunt" a lot.

When did you last offend people around you and how did you do it?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:14, 161 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Starting a new thread here
I've been invited out to a "sexy school girl party". By a load of middle aged adults.
What's the obsession with cougars and the like?

alt: Strangest invite you've ever had.

alt alt: Sort of party you'd like to be invited to.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:19, 221 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tired thread is dying. Sha;; we squeeze another one in before lunch?
You know those pop psychology tests - 'If you could be an animal, what would you be?' etc....

What is the shittest use of one of them you have ever come across?

Alt: design your own psychology question, so we can make each other look like massive benders or paedos or something...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:39, 194 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That thread was rather a damp squib.
What does the weekend ahead hold for you?

I'm off to a wedding in Lancaster, so no daughter but boozy wearing-a-suit LOLz instead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:00, 226 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck me, what an unholy time of the morning.
I'm already showered and in work. Usually I'm just starting to wake up at this time. Fucking hell, I can't even see straight.

Right... if you had to choose between giving up booze or cigs, what would it be?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 7:08, 80 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm thinking about posting a link on facebook about why vaccines are safe
with the accompanying message

Worried about vaccinating your children? Your concern may be a sign that you are a shit parent and should have your children taken away before you enrol them in a sex cult, you retarded fucking bastards.

Too harsh, or about right?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:03, 14 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm fucked off.
Fucking technology.

Cheer me up. That's an order.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:18, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

alright otters?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:56, 276 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've been given an xbox360 elite
I don't really play games much but hey ho. What games should I get for it?

Alt. Lots of questions are shit today (mine included) why is this?
( Peej, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:18, 165 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you ever been hopelessly lost?
If so how and where did you end up?
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:45, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuckinell. Need a new question.
Would you stitch up a colleague and friend for a promotion?

Alt: If not why not, you pussy?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:04, 133 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Money question.
Just to annoy everyone else on here, last month I actually cleared my overdraft. If I follow my budget for this month I will actually end up with as much as £200 'spare'. Just for once I have no idea what to spend it on, non of my bikes need repairs, I have piles of books CDs and DVDs waiting for me to get round to them and there's not much else I spend money on.

SO, my question, how would you spend £200?

I may get a tattoo.

Alt: what's the most awesomest tattoo design ever?

it'll probably need to involve a skull before I'd consider getting it though.

Edit: Oh bugger, sorry for the threadstomp.

AltAlt, should I delete this?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:32, 154 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Anthropomorphism
I always name my cars and even start to believe that they have genuine personalities.

Seeing as most of you are borderline scopers do you ever give human attributes to inanimate objects?

or lunch or some shit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:30, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New QOTW vote

Votey thing here
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:44, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Has anyone tried their hands at some creative writing?
I reckon some here would have quite a knack for it.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:23, 224 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I tire of that thread
Amuse me with tales of japery. What's the funniest thing you've seen in the last week?

Alt: what has left you feeling like Victor Meldrew at the back of a post office queue?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:35, 125 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning all!
I had Marmite for breakfast for the first time in weeks, and I feel ready to face the day! (despite the 4 hours sleep I've had)

I started watching Dexter last night, after being told over and over again how good it was. I have to say, it's fantastic, I've really enjoyed the episodes I've seen so far!

So, what recommendations were passed onto you that were unexpectedly great?

Alt: What recommendations were passed onto you that were shitty?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:27, 176 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New Thread!
Go! Go! Go!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:16, 202 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wake The fuck up /OT!
you cannot all be having lives.

My Boy got 2nd place in the discus at his school sports day earlier, I am more proud of this than is reasonable. What are you disproportionately proud of?

Alt: Why don't they do Egg and Spoon Races any more? I bet it's down to David Cameron or Rupert Murdoch or some other cock-end with more money that morals.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:18, 265 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Gay men are better at pop music than black women.
Discuss. Try to keep in mind that if you have any strong disagreements then you're almost certainly racist, sexist and homophobic. And bum dogs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:18, 78 replies, latest was 15 years ago)