MORIBUND.
/OT is moribund. Convince me I am wrong.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:47, 95 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what ho, chaps?
Share your tales of the weekend's derring do, or alternatively, discuss the misery that the coming week has in store for you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 8:17, 140 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What have you achieved this weekend?
Alt: What do you hope to achieve this coming week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:16, 64 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sunday Evening Thread!
If you could have the tail of any creature, which one would it be?

alt: If your head were replaced by that of another animal, which is most likely given your personality?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:02, 32 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I slept for over 11 hours last night.
I feel great today!

How are the good people of OT feeling at the moment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:21, 100 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well, it's been nice knowing you.
Bye.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:21, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Politics, and evening.
I'm quite interested in this whole English Defence League thing, and no side is trying to reason with the other, so they're getting stone-wall'd. None of them would admit the other half has _any_ good points what so over and can't see that considing a few minor things could get the other half to conseed something bigger. For example :-

The EDL say they talk for the working class and that there is an undercurrent of fear about islam in the UK, and the other side say they don't speak for anyone. Well, that's silly, they're putting a voice to a fear against islam extreamism, and a lot of people really do think that the UK is going too far out of it's way to help islamic people, in the respect of benfits and goverment services. But you can counter that arguement by the other groups of people who claim sick benifit when they shouldn't. You could probably easerly get the EDL to admit they're just as much in the wrong (if they didn't stonewall).

There are a lot of people who think the voilance seen in the middle east will, reach the UK. It's a valid concern, it's happened before, it's not impossible. But the verious goverment forces are standing up and taking note of it, they're expelling the likes of Abu Hanza. They're listening in when they have reports, and where are these reports coming from? Exactly, not many non-muslims in a mosque. You could get the EDL to admit there that it's not muslims, but extremests, that are the problem. But what about extremests in the EDL? They don't condone violence, apparently, so maybe they should report members who are showing signs of hatrid to non-extremest muslims? Makes sense really, the people in the mosques are.

Hitler was the embodiment of evil, but he liked dogs. Both of these are facts. One does not negate the other.

See, simple negotiation, in all the interviews I've seen and heard to day, such as from the radio, the presenter badgers and rams points home rather than letting people tie their own noose, which would have been so easy.

The truth is, no political movement represents my feelings and views, it wouldn't be right to ask for them to cater for one person. I don't think there are lots of problems with this country, I don't know all the solutions to all of them, but I strongly believe that not letting 'the other side' speak just fucks things up.

*steps down off soap-box*

///////////// ALTERNATE 'IDK' STUFF ///////////

- Fish'n'Chips for dinner, extra HP Guinness sauce. Got an extra fillet for free because the 'medium' ones were small and the big one was medium. Probably polock instead of cod anyway.
- I'm enjoying 'The Chicargo Code' on the telly, I have the whole of season 1 on my Skybox
- I GOT MY HANDS ON A BOOK I'VE BEEN WAITING TO COME OUT FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS NOW !!! YAY !!!! I GOT 'The Magician King' on my Kindle ! YAY
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 19:29, 105 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

morning OT
I'm off to Bristol this morning. I'm assuming based on b3tans in or from Bristol that it's a wretched hive of scum and villainy, so have engaged a native guide.

What are you up to today?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 10:53, 78 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ha ha ha. Look at me! Look! I've started a new thread.
At what point do you gain sufficient kudos to start a new O/T thread?

And where is Freefair?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:56, 18 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hate fridays because you all fuck off when I've got 3 hours left.
Ah well
listening to this currently
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTZNBEwZ3as

if anyone is about, what've you got?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:38, 180 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

By Christ, I'm bored
and that thread is too long to read.

I call Friday tea time thread.

Tell me about the TV jingles of your youth that you still remember word and note perfect today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:37, 69 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If no one is going to start a new thread
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-14341304

Lol at caption lol
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:49, 196 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FuckOffBert is now the shittest person on Offtopic
who have they replaced?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:26, 233 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Better thread:
How is this in anyway www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2019796/Pippa-Middleton-documentary-claims-reveal-Prince-Harry-relationship-details.html?ito=feeds-newsxml ever ever.

She's not even that hot.

Anyway what's the best lunch to have on a friday?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:15, 293 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Anyone doing anything exciting this weekend?
Do tell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 10:55, 245 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck The Truth Fairy
He's clearly a cunt.

However, if she's a girl, I'll just have to agree with her rantings, then chat her up. (as per usual)

Either way, how the fuck are you?

Alt: Fucking hell, I'm still drunk. When was the last time you were drunk at work?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:57, 200 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh, B3ta :(

Discuss.
Personally, I'm blaming YOU, Off Topic was created in 2008
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:00, 90 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I couldn't sleep
I decided to get up and make a start on some work.

That was a fucking silly idea, wasn't it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 7:37, 25 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New late night thread.
The one that got away...

regale us with stories of loves lost, or fish.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:52, 62 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*tumble weeds and cricket sounds, sitting on the front porch on a cold night drinking a glass of sasperella listening to those new beach boy boys on the wireless... in a stained vest with shotgun by my side*
Well now pilgrims, lovely night we have ourselves here. It's nights like these that I'm happy to be here in the great state of southern carolina. I has me sasperella, I has old Monster *maingy mutt by my feet looks up and back down again* and I has me music. I reckons on a night like this, all a man needs is the company of a good women, I miss mrs gonz to tell you the truth, I miss her something bad, gawd rest here soul. Still though, I have the cool calming night air, I has my sasperella, and I has me memories. God's not been to kind to me, delt me a fair few blows, but heck, I don't mind, and I'll tell him so when I meet him myself.

Tonights for my troubles of a long day, I gone done made myself a pasta with a slightly mustardy creamy sauce with fried onions and liver with a nice crust. I even, gosh dang it, I even flombayed the whole thing and thought for a moment that I'd set fire to the kitchen...*cackle and thigh slaps*... I used a whole mini-bottle without thinking about it, WOOSH, I never did see such a flame in all my days. Only trouble though, during the whole cooking process, the crones kicked in out of the blue and I lost my apptite. Tasting good, really really good, just can't stomach anything solid.

Anyway, partner, I'll scootch over on this here swinging chair, open up another bottle of a cold one, and you can tell me what troubles you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:57, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fair play though Shambles
at least she isn't calling it a fucking resume.
( WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:46, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Would you look at my CV if I printed it on a cake?
I bet you fucking would. For the two seconds before you faceplanted it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So if you had to fuck a cake
What kind of cake would you fuck.
I'm talking gunpoint here.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Rory has told me to start a new thread because cake is shit.
Who's willing to look at my CV then? Nevermind, you're all twats
alt: most awesome job in the world that you'd like to have?
I recently thought of how cool it would be to be a seashell collector.
I'm sure there are machines that do that, but I like thinking of a man walking across a beach and collecting them.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:35, 75 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you had to fuck a cake
What kind of cake would you fuck.
I'm talking gunpoint here.
( WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:55, 33 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Being grown up.
when did you realise you were an adult? was there a particular life changing event or did it dawn on you gradually?

what are the best and worst parts about being an adult?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:59, 160 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If there anyone around that can help me with my resume pronto?
I don't understand the formatting and all that shite, Jeff kindly offered to help but I'm not sure if he's around right now.
I'd like to get mine into this email as soon as possible, it looks like a good job I may be able to do.

alt: Favorite haircut, describe it to us.
Mine was a faux hawk, my friends did it while I was drunk. The one cried because she thought I would be mad at her, but I loved it.

alt alt: What are you doing this evening?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:47, 204 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Unfinished sentence lols.
I've just been checking my emails and found I had an update from the Galtres festival in the form of a newsletter. You know how these things have articles in them, and they sometimes publish the a bit of the first paragraph as a lead in, after which you have click the link to read the full thing? Well, one of them was about the availability of ear defenders for young kids and ran as follows:

"We've ordered a load of groovy kids' ear defenders and will be selling them at the festival so you can protect your children's hearing if they're near one of the big stages. I've already reserved one set for my little boy Henry so I can take him up the..."

I haven't read the full piece, so I have no idea how it ends. I suspect maybe not as badly as my brain is suggesting.

Alt: Lunch, I suppose.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:42, 230 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't worry monty,
I'm here now. I'm off to your shitty neck of the woods today. Actually I'm probably nowhere near you but london is an incomprehensible size for a backward northerner like me.

Is it too early to discuss weekend plans? I've no idea what to do in London besides visit the hummingbird bakery.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:46, 175 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

God, it's even shitter than normal on here today.
Whose fault is this and what do you propose we do about it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:10, 223 replies, latest was 15 years ago)