I am waiting for my daughter to get back in from a concert.
She's 9 :(

Edit - And she's back :D
( diffy maybs, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

She's Michael Jackson's now.
You'll get her back in about 7 years.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

It had better be Motorhead

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

spectating or performing?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

My son is doing epic sadfaces because he just clonked his head.
He's a month old.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

You should be going :D and lol
it defuses them
i am on the internet and am therefore qualified to be a parent
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

The silly sod keeps flinging himself around in his search for nork.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

I'm 19 and still haven't learned :(

( TY&GN, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Learnt?

( TY&GN, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Who has she gone to see?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

Same Difference with the school.
She's just got back :D
( diffy maybs, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

Wow
My school would never have taken us to concerts.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

They went to her school and then they had a chance to have some half price tickets.
We don't have TV so when they announced it at school, that they were coming in, she didn't even know who they were.

It's pretty cool as she may have aspergers and she never follows popular trends or anything so things like this are actually a big thing for her :)
( diffy maybs, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

Is this actual diagnosed aspergers, or just social awkwardness that you're looking to explain?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

The lack of TV probably excludes her from most children's social interaction.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Not necessarily...Lu's kids managed.
Edit: My son rarely watches telly, and he's perfectly fine. It doesn't hurt them you know...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Yeah, but they've got Lu for a mum.
They were bound to be ace.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

qotw joke

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

gghfght
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

The Creepy Incest Twins?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

shit, they are creepy
and too repulsive to attract anyone other than each other, I reckon it's a dead cert they're at it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

There's no question about it.
They're shagging, and no mistake.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Was it Maggot Stuffed Cunt?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Last chance to say goodnight before I head off
I am posting very quickly as I'm supposed to be in bed.

I am glad to have met some of you, it was lovely to put faces to names. I will not be back for a while cos MrSpong is not on nights for a month. Take care and see you soon.

xxxx
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Have a good flight!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

*poke poke*
check your GAZes
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

G'night lully,
SssS^sPppOoo_oNnNGg!!^!!!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

Goodnight.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Byeeee
*waves*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

pl uoppsdn upoo
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 10 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

gooooooooooddddddddddddnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhttttttttttttttttt

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

We gonna rock down to ELECTRIC AVENUE

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

I'm too scared to print my dissertation because I know as soon as I do that's it.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

This makes no sense.
Print it, submit it, be rid of it, forget it. Go get some chocolate milk or something.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

I like chooOOCOLATE MILK.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

porkchopsandwiches!

( moohalaa, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

Another fucking wrongun.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

Delete it instead.
It'll be a laugh.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

Fucking get rid of it
Even if it is to avoid the queues for binding etc
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

It's a bit scary.
Printed mine today and it's tucked out of sight now.
( Randomgazz, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

Mine was bound and posted within minutes of being printed.
It was a fucking miserable experience from start to finish.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

I can't bind it until tomorrow morning,
and can't hand it in until Tuesday morning. They've some stupid swipe card system.
( Randomgazz, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Goodnight.

( diffy maybs, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

I might vote in this election:
www.southampton.gov.uk/Images/Statement%20of%20Parties%20and%20Individual%20Candidates%20Nominated%20and%20Notice%20of%20Poll_tcm46-227815.pdf
Who shall I vote for? Roman Party sounds good. Can anyone tell me about Socialist Labour and if they really stand for what I hope? I could look this up, of course. Or I could sell you my vote.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

We've just watched Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, it's brilliant.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

did it take long?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

Not quite as infinite as advertised.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

The original film was printed on a Moebius strip.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

I'd like to be your mattress.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

Sickening schmaltzy bollocks you mean?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

I don't think I'll bother.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

Vote with your feet

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

I don't know if I'm going to vote as I potentially might not be living in this area pretty much straight after the elections.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

vote bnp then

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

It's not just about you, is it?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

bm;dr

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

:(
TERRIBLE BULLYING!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

shovel as many dog eggs as you can into the ballot box before the police arrive

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

People died
for our right to shovel as many dog eggs as they can into ballot box before the police arrive.
Twats.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

I'm trying to think of which domain name to register
this one's taken but the suggested alternatives are ace
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

haha
I can't WAIT until they release "Dog Eggs Pro" and find me domainsquatting.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

[email protected]

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

We're still reeling for the great fight of 1987 that secured our right to party.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

The Roman Party don't appear to have very high hopes.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

Vote for the Green party.
I only say that because they've fucked up in Jonathon Christopher's name and address box. They've bolded the top line of his addy as well as his name.

Looks like he's called Jonathon Christopher St Aubyn Essex.

This is how I vote.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

I'd vote for a guy with that name.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

I'm going to vote for the Sink Southampton Under A Giant Wave Party

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

This is a good idea
Southampton is utterly shit.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

Awww, I wish I had a gimmick party I could vote for.
I'll just go with the PROCLAIMING CHRIST'S LORDSHIP guys
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

There's a hell of a lot of parties to split the racist vote.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

I want to put my winky
in Audrey Tautou's foo foo.
Fancy a foreign type yourself?
You mad racists.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

That French news reporter.
Yeah her.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Melissa Theuriau
I've done some research and I'm pretty sure she reads the news naked from the waist down and masturbates furiously as soon as the cameras are off her
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

That's how I like to watch the news so we have something in common.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

You have something in common with Sir Trevor McDonald too, there.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

We both have brown penises?
lolololol
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

lololol

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Surely there's some sort of government grant
for carrying out such research?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

it's important stuff, I'd probably do it for free to be honest

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

DO WANT

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

the lovely Sophie Marceau

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

Is she that miming bitch?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

Yes
I'd let her bother my dolphin.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

I married one.
Also, Daphne Bunskoek. And Audrey Tatou. And most women with four limbs and a Russian accent.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

you married a jew?

( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

A Dutcher
to be perfectly Frank.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I read that as 'Frank Butcher' somehow
I was aroused disturbed.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA
( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

k u guys need 2 think. obv it aint a real ufo. its fake lliek i sed, n if u fink it is real den obv ur da retards. n step 2 me means day if u come souf london ends imma bang up ur mum
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

So many French people

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Virginie Ledoyen

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Emmanuelle Béart

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

Frank LeBouef.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

Ooh is she the one from The Beach?
She is hot.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

I've never seen the Beach.
I'm not movie scum.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I bet you are

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

I bet I'm not.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

I'm somehow listening to Shakespeare's Sister.
I bet you'd do the gothy lesbian one.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

I've got one.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

current womanthing is a forrin, so was last womanthing
it's not rape when they can't testify in English
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

All my vaginas in the past 10 years
have been imports.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I believe they're opening a UK fleshlight factory soon though

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

Someone should tell that to these guys...
HERE

How could anyone stoop so low?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

Top topical punchline recycling!
I'm thieving that.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

blimey
that explains a lot about Superman, I never bought that Krypton story myself
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
actually, don't bother...while you're down there...
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Ripped to the tits on Um Bongo, the lot of 'em

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

hahahahaha
hungover lolality
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

It's a very small offence
but you'd have to be a real low-down fucker to commit it.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

I got one up the duff :(
she aborted :)
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

really, that's terribly insensitive.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Hahaha
mine brought forth sprog.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

I don't have her now
I have a half German now, the same thing happened with her :(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Mine fucked off back to Prague
stands to reason, they have better lager.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

ag ov
+s
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

*weeps like a teased vagina*

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

I like dem black girls.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

Rispeck

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

approach with caution
wiry pubic hair can be surprisingly abrasive
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I want an Oriental.
They're mental in bed by all accounts.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

If by mental you mean shouting "HUNDAN! STUPID HAT!" then you're probably right

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Mine doesn't.
:(
She won't call me Arno either.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

I had one of them Nigel Spinks
fucking Radio Rental, innit.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

My friend who lived in Tokyo for a year
told me that the Japanese girls threw themselves at western men and couldn't even tell the good looking ones from the ugly ones.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

GLORIOUS NIPPON

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

We all look the same to them

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

Bugger
my massively handsome profile would go to waste.
Fuck it then, I'm not going.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/1681759
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

I'd never dabble with foreign men.
Not me.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

You should broaden your horizons, Limey
maybe move somewhere really foreign and rubbish and that. Then tell us about it.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

I couldn't possibly.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

OH INTERNET!
Pull yourselves together.
Between the lot of you it's moan moan moan and look at this, look at me, look at me blaming JMG, girls!

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Gilgamesh would be turning in his grave if he was dead.
Let's all help each other as a group by calming down and agreeing that you're all equally as shit as each other, and that no girls fancy you on here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

Let's kill Gilgamesh to test this theory.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

He provides better internet than most.
I'd be dismayed at such a move.
Plus we'd have to place Baldmonkey in protection for fear of reprisals.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

He can't be that difficult to resurrect,
should the experiment prove a failure.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

STOP BULLYING GILGY!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

yo studge

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

'Ning chap.
I've been out in the cold washing the screen, in a manly way.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

YEAH, BRING IT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

Bagsy his pituitary gland

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

you got a problem with me? fuck you
you are nothing but another forum user who uses memes to post
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

I feel this is very harsh.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

i don't feel it is harsh enough,
you use this forum as nothing other than a outlet for your deep seated hatred for the combinations of your own frailties
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

What, JMG?
The self-proclaimed man of the people?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

it appears that he takes the internet far to much to heart
he needs a following on here to have a persona online, he has his target and he uses it, i assume the the payoff leads him to a sense of self satisfaction, although he would dispute this in himself, yet he choses to battles this feeling everyday
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

I'm glad you don't take the internet to heart.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

so am i, it must be awful to actually care about what is written about you on the intercock
i'd be all :((((((((

or :)))))))
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

I'm mostly a bit :||||||| about it all lately.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

If I wanted to revel in my glory over you people I'd attend b4shes and arrive in a crown.
I think we all have a persona wether it be off or online.
It's just a terrible shame for most that my own persona is much better than everybody else's.


Yes. I am very satisfied.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

oh jmg
the assumption of grandeur is not the way to comfort your self, pretending you could go to a bash when you cant. not due to onlin people but because you cant disclose yourself or more likely dont want to, it all seems to me of the many child abuse cases ive worked on, were you molested? in gateshead where you were raised? after being born in sunderland?
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

haha now that's below the belt

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

I can hardly say I comfort myself when I'm just so gosh darn excellent.
It can be confusing for outsiders to understand what it is like to be comfortable in life. To be popular and to be well respected in ANY form of community, even if it is one seen by many as a world of people with weird teeth and discomfort in public situations.

I have no trouble with meeting people in my local area and socialising with them, why should I do it with a bunch of people I'll probably meet 4 or 5 times more in my life from far off lands such as the south?
If I wanted to attend such events there'd be a clamour amongst the people for me, JMG to attend. I'm very popular.
The last bit is completely indefensible on my part.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

i understand the reasons for not attending forum functions
i myself get judged by people i've met once at them, they seem to know me, but it that, how do you know anyone online? i'm not sure you should? unless you meet someone alot how can you form an opinion? it is all an aspect off bullys who got ruined at school or whereever to me? did your step dad touch you?
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

It's true.
I can't keep off those dinner threads, and I've really taken a hatred towards the bald as of late.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

sarcasm isn't really a defence
you are logged on, this forum of humour is not really a place to take out personal stuff, we can only offer humour, it's not really about other users not liking you
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

I wish those who fall out with me quicker than they level up on World of Warcraft would see it this way, too.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

top of the league, top of the league
we are, we are top of the league
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

Did you read of my crushing defeat with the bookies?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

The bookies always win, JMG.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

I almost had 'em, MGT.
Almost..
I was already preparing the bunting.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

That's why there's no such thing as a professional punter.
Oh, wait ...
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

The bookies still win anyway.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

So is there some good reason why you are not a bookamker,
seeing how they can't lose?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

It's morally abhorrent.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

christ, you didn't bet on City did you?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Liverpool, Sevilla, Man U, Chelsea, Barcelona.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

Ouch
my accumulators were worse this year.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

This seems much like a moan to me

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

I know where there's some silver coins!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Good for you

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

The silver's wrapped around chocolate!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

Have you run out of flippant replies?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

That would imply I had any to begin with

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Yes. I know.
That's why I would have asked it.


Are you low on blood?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

Just very bored

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

Great
now you know how we feel, you boring cunt.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

I bet it's really planearm in drag

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

Conjoined
I've a feeling they're Conjoined Mongs.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

boring F star star cunt

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

fig?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

I bore you?
Then don't read my posts.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

GREAT REPLY PICKLE FATTY

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

Oh, because I'm fat, right?
Hilarious.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

Actually that was a bit below the belt.
Or should I say BELOW THE ELASTICATED WAIST BAND, FATTY
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

well, that's going STRAIGHT TO THE MODS
disgraceful bullying there
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Can I fondle your buttocks?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

It isn't the CHristmas party yet.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

Rape it is, then

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

JMG, I have finished, 100%, my dissertation.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

You typed that yesterday
is it in crayon?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

I didn't type that yesterday.
Did I?

It wasn't finished yesterday, it had been sent in for feedback.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

Well played.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

Oh, i get it.
Self referencial humour. Brilliant!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

Let's face it, no-one cares who Cleostones has been boring this weekend.
Tell me some animals who were in soap operas.

Hilda Hogden.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

Little Mole Mitchell

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

Drake Carrington

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

J. R. Ewe-ing

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

oh fuck off

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

did it raise a smile?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

Pet Lynch

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

Hello my pretties
Having a party, got alot of drink then allow uncle Cleisthenes to help

www.cocktailbuilder.com/#

list your booze in the box on the top left then click "I can mix"

Fab!
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

i'm not clicking the link

( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

I've been looking for something like this actually.
Thank you, useful link man.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

Stumble shows me quite a few
I think it knows I'm an alcoholic.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

People who say 'look at me I'm such an alcy ROFFLE' are always two-pint wonders.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

Freaky.
I'm already looking at that site.
( GatheredCrustacean, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

I'm glad you're here, now I don't have to click on the first result in google when I want to find a website

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

Pleased to be of service!

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

CRYPTIC MESSAGE!
Onwards...

on wads?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

Tell me more about your trip to Sorrento!
I wish to hear all as it is ace
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

VOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

Did you get the bus up from herculaneum?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

No.
She's not that fat.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

I'm pretending her culaneum is her minge and that.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

I have touched secret skellingtons in Pompeii. Secret, HIDDEN ones.
FACT
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

That's bollocks, I'd never let you within 50 yards of me.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Oh Badger, you know he's got you on lolignore.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

I think I'M on uber-ignore.
He doesn't reply to other people's threads about me, either.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

It's because he's fatjealous.
It's like normal jealousy, only with added fat.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

This is the truth
It's so true it might be an Internet Fact.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

I must have offended him again, somehow.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

Posted too early in the day to be drunk surely?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

I can't recall the last time he had a go at me.
But I was probably on top, and this is a spillover from that.
Like an aftershock.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

you lot insist on yourselves about being on his ignores so much
is ther ever going to be a punchline or are you turning this forum into womens own by adding your missus views?
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

Mykey's so fat, his wobbles wobble.
Badum-tish.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

but you are still insisting on yourself, it is only self fulfilment
i don't get it, all i see is people posting forum threds about a user who has no interest in you yet you insist it must be about you, your worse than captain wow
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

I'm super massive double ignored.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

@baldmonkey
yer
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

Yes

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

I bought here a ben and jerrys ice cream sandwich in the end

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

You suck

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

OO WA DE

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

INO

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

gddmn RITE

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

MAGMA!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Is Cuba a good place to go for a holiday?

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

+ing Junior

( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

Depends.
1 Do you like cigars?
2 Do you like commies?
3 Do you like really old cars?
4 Do you like bacardi?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

Feel free to keep entertaining The Prince of Whales below, but I've just come a cropper..
Bet on Liverpool, Sevilla, Manchester United, Chelsea and Barcelona to win this weekend..
All going well.. In in my last match, Barcelona are 3-1 up and coasting, only to concede a 92nd minute equaliser.


Who wants to turn this into some anti-JMG/LOOK AT ME GIRLS style banter?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

How much would you have won?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

£120.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

As a fatlol i make it my mission in life to eat as much as possible, including any more unusual foods
Tell me of the more unusual things you've swallowed.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

fish eyelids and arseholes

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

hahaha

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

shut up :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

An air gun pellet
mmm.. carcinogenic.
( RedStar returneth, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

i caught 3 carp this weekend
then some nobbers ruined it by filling it in, tsk
( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

Not unusual
But I have always hated eating fish and sushi
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

Caterpillars.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

Where is my ice cream, bitch?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

I've not heard of that flavour before, any good?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

Oysters straight out of the Agaean

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

2 ¾ parts stone and gravel aggregate
2 ½ parts sand
1 part cement
½ part water
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

And even after that audition, they still went with a plasticene model on Bob The Builder

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

Shops for animals then.
Cubway.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

Blockbustards

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 10 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

burger king penguin

( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

Miceland

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 10 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

patels corner sheep

( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

WINNAR^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

game

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

Carpony Marehouse

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

sparrods

( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Mouse Of Fraser

( scott,, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

JD Sports

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Hare-rods

( magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Ratners

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 10 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Wolfworths

( scott,, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Bee & Q.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

Starfishbucks

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 10 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

The Cow-Operative.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

homebass

( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

Coop

( scott,, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

Flidls.
Owldis
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Have you all had a good weekend then?
I have just returned from B&Q, where I spent far too long than should be allowed as a girl who doesn't own her flat. I have done fixing things though, woo.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:45, archived)

Mine has been tepid
TEPID
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

Aww how come?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

Slightly warm

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

Garden Cnetre threads : Even duller than food threads.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

Cheer up

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

b&q isn't a garden centre
what kind of man are you anyway?
( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

It sells garden furniture and plants.
GARDEN CENTRE.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

garden centres don't sell grout though

( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

yesterday I bought shoes

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Pretty shoes?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

no.
necessary shoes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

Necessary shoes can be pretty too
Just not impractical pretty.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

well
you be judge
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

They are nice

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

my weekend has had in it:
pub, farmers' market, pub, sleep, venison, plastering, waiting for beer o'clock. i had a lovely sunny walk with the dog this morning too
( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

I think she prefers to go by 'moongirl'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

heh heh heh
this was at 7am, there is NO chance i meant her
( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

That sounds like a good weekend

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

it was!
and soon i will be getting a lovely new htc magic. it's the phone which allows you to stand in a street and see different parts of the street just by looking around you. no, wait, it was something like that
( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

Woo

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

I am just off out to buy bunny an icecream

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

You better be getting me one...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

They only have two icecreams left at the shop

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

Lies
Rum and raisin please.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Remaking movies.
Having just watched the 1977 Shatner-fest 'Kingdom of the Spiders' via youtube, I reckon it's one of the few Movies (albeit a B movie) that really deserves a modern remake.
Given that there's always a vocal backlash against Hollywood remaking old flicks, are there any other movies you'd actually like to see remade today?
and if you haven't seen KotS, check it out - 70's cheesey horror, 5000+ live tarantulas being beaten up by Shatner and a cracking ending - what's not to love?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

I went to see Star Trek yesterday
I'd rate it as good. Though it did have a Star Wars feel to it in a few places
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

and Chekov appeared to be played by that Meerkat from the Car Insurance ads.

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

He did seem to be better suited as Charlie Bartlett

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

He's actually American

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

even though he was born in St. Petersburg?
/the actor, that is
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

well he had an american accent when I heard him being interviewed

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

Maybe he was using acting.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

Maybe he has more than one nationality.
Or an accent foreign to his nationality. Or an American accent when he speaks English.

Who is he anyway?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

I don't know.
Who are you?
What are you implying?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

I'm Chinese and speak Afrikaans with a French accent.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

Don't let on you're chineses for fuck's sake.
You'll never get shot of Stuj.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

Too late.
I'm stalking him harder than Bou used to stalk.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

MAYBE ALL WHITE PEOPLE SOUND THE SAME.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

LACIST!
HUN DAN!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

ANTON YELCHIN
He looks about 12
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LsFdM9Xipg
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

Sounds Canadian to me.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

The new Spock is fucking hot.
He had to have his fingers glued together to do the salute, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

haha
I'm still amazed that anyone finds that difficult.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

I can't do it.
You can either do it or not. STOP BULLYING ME:((((
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

really? but that's easy to do
*does it*
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

IF YOUR LIGAMENTS WORK THAT WAY.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

if you're not so spacky that you can't move your fingers independently of each other.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

p.s. you big spacker.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

:((((((((((((
I've never been able to do it.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

born a spacker :(
i shouildn't mock :( :( :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

Neither could Lobster Boy.
Oh the humanity!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

I can do it easier with one hand than the other

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

[something about The Shocker]

( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

I'm put off by the foolish-sounding time travel plot,
but I'd still like to see it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

Haven't the Star Trek films already done a silly time travel thing?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

Yeah, they did that next year.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

haha
Pretty much the exact plot (from what I gather) is cliche #5 on this list that's as old as the hills. So possibly.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

Yeah,
umpteen times. It's like they're deliberately set out to overdo every single cheesy cliche.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

I loathe cheesy seventies horror.
But I'd like to see a remake of Triumph of the Will, starring Declan Ganley.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

I'd like the internet to know that I am going out for my tea in a minute.
I'd like to see the Taboo series remade, perhaps with Kay Parker playing a bit part as a nod to their history, the part being her cunt of course.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

Homeward Bound 4995: IN SPACE

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

Driving Miss Daisy 2, the Klumps.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

Cloverfield

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

Poor spiders. :(
No.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

Triumph Of The Will.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

Copycat.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

Starring Snoopy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

boobies.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

I reckon Peter Jackson would do a great remake of Moby Dick.
Actually, Moby Dick's great as it is, it's just the shoddy whale at the end that lets it down. It's just a piece of wood. It's crap.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Sj4t6dEms&feature=related
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

Patrick Stewart as ahab.

( WormuIus, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

No.
Just, fucking NO.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

Dune needs a remake.

( WormuIus, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Didn't they do a telly series of that fairly recently?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

That was a Coronation Street special episode where they went on holidays in Spain.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

I don't know, I don't have a tv etc etc.

( WormuIus, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

They did,
that was a few years back, I never saw it but I've seen the videos at car boot sales.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

No.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

King Rat also needs a remake.

( WormuIus, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

Rogue Male, Day of the Triffids, Jason and the argonauts.

( WormuIus, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

Remaking Jason and the Argonauts would lead to the dullest internet debates ever.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

lets start it here anyway
I reckon CGI skeletons would look shitter than the claymation ones
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

There's no way claymation skellingtons would have been able to knock down the twin towers.
There's a video on youtube, why don't all you sheeple open your minds.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

Someone should make a film of Shogun

( WormuIus, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

Day of the Triffids is being remade by the BBC for broadcast later on this year
Dougray Scott, Brian Cox and Eddie Izzard are in it
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

i hope they do it more like the book this time.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

I hope they do it less like the book.
And more like the best film ever: Night Of The Comet.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

i hope they do it more like Die Hard.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

Only if they do it like the best one, Die Hard 4.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

And they should have ewoks in it too.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

and jar jar binks.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

with elements of the godfather 3.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

and guitar hero.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

And a script by the writer of Two Pints Of Lager.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

^This.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

Dune should have been three films,
there's too much in it, it played almost like a two-hour plot summary.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

I think there was talk of one
and it would probably benefit from being Sting-less
( magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

Take the Sting out of the Tale if you will

( magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

Home Alone.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

My fucking lord
that's 20 years old next year.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

Basket Case.
But it would have to be by the same bloke, just with a budget this time.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

KotS is class!
On similar lines, I feel the world needs a new version of Night of the Lepus.
There just enough decent giant killer rabbit movies for my liking
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

Hi. I know asking for help pisses folk off, but then sometimes you can't help but piss folk off
I have a pdf file application form I need to fill in. I cant print it so want to type into it so I can email it.

I cant type in acrobat, is there any way i could transfer it to word or such? or how can i type in the boxes?
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

You'd want to use InDesign.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Ms Paint.
Text box.
Ctrl+c.
Ctrl+v.

Rinse, repeat.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Print screen it, paste in into Paint and draw your answers

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

*five*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

I think by law, he now has to do this

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

I do hope so.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

I'm eating an ice lolly.
It's orange but it has icecream in the middle.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

Super Split!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

How was the forest?
Were you attacked by wild boars and Noit had to save you?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

We didn't go:(
Noit didn't want to. We went to Lidl instead.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

Were you attacked by a discounted bag of baby spinach and Noit cried?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

He had a mini mini strop when I bought him suncream.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

Joker!
Is this a new game?
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

I have no idea what you mean.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

I thought this might be a new variant of mongychops game
can I have points anyway? was I right?
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Your explanation isn't helping, but you can have eleven points because the staters turned their backs on your in '22.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

Pfffft

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

I'm eating a pink&white.
It's pink and white.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

I haven't had those in ages.
Stupid shop is closed today, I wanted a Mint Feast. And some refresher lollies.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

I have no idea is it works or not.
sourceforge.net/projects/pdfeditor/
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

I'm not sure.
Sorry.
But good luck with your application anyway.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

Open it in Photoshop and write in there
not the easiest way, but unless you have InDesign/Illustrator (and it is a "proper" PDF application form) then you're stuck.
( magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

it's probably because it has realised your PC monitor is touch sensitive
just write directly on it with a biro.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

I want one of those touch screen desktops. They're cool.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

No.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

Fuck off.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

Cover it in virtual jam & spunk in its pixels

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

Doesn't open office let you edit pdf files?
Or am I being a bit thick?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

Aw I think Ronnie would like this:
www.rabbitstop.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=rs&Product_Code=60273&Category_Code=3SuperPetHabitats

I wish I had money.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

Ronnie the Rabbit?
*Eyes roll*
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

He's named after Ronnie Soak from Discworld.
Not because of alliteration.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

I was at a petshop in Carlow recently, Arboretum, it was called.
It was very nice.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

Did all the animals look a bit thin and twiggy,
and potted?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

They have a garden centre there too.
You hideous cunt. I was trying to have a serious conversation about a petshop.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

I think I have been there.
The only good thing about Carlow. God it's a dive.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

You can open it in photoshop
And type over it n a new layer.
Then save it as PDF.
( WormuIus, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

open it
so you can see it all. Press 'print screen'. Open MSPaint. Ctrl+v. Edit away.
( CowJam, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

The problem with [todays popular team playing] is they always try and walk it in.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

We don't create enough chances from midfield.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

See, now the football discussion will become ten times more annoying, as JMG has joined in.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

A handy tool for the wimmins and Gmos:
www.getjar.com/products/13285/MasturbatorPro - nsfw
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

There's probably a cancer risk in there somewhere.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Handy tips there...
"I recommend wrapping the phone in glad wrap or a plastic bag before you insert it into ur p*ssy."
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

There's not enough creative ball play if you ask me
it's all left foot right foot these days
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

You're watching the Trooping of the Colour.
Change channel.
( thealternativefact, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Miquita Oliver and Lily Allen are on the telly.
I'm hoping they start lezzing it off.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

*Head in hands*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

I'm betting Miquita's the butch one.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Dude, get some taste in women.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Seriously, they're both built like brickies.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

they are both hot

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

The media tells me they're both very attractive.
Who am I to disagree?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

Oh Stu, clearly you must be some sort of sheep:(
How dare you have your own opinion on a matter of little to no significance?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

Of course I'm some sort of sheep.
I AM a leekwog you know.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

I bet you've got your opinions on other things as well havent you?
You sicken me.

Always remember, the opinion of internet strangers is superior in every way.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

Sometimes I even sicken myself.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Steady now, remember your blood pressure.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

OH GOD, SOMEONE ELSE THINKS THAT GIRL WHO I SAW ON TV ONCE IS FIT !
I CAN'T FANCY HER NOW !!!!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

Never mind 90Nzy, Hollyoaks is on soon.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

Miquita Oliver used to introduce Hollyoaks on a Sunday morning
I dread to think of the effect that had on gonzo
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

He'd have to choose between a tissue and a sock.
Did he come on here and ask people which he should use?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Hahahaha

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Good grief!
*Explodes*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

you know some seriously effeminate brickies.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

I hope one starts lezzing herself up and the other runs at a wall with her head down

( magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Draig_aur.gif
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

that's not gold, it's yellow.

( CowJam, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Yellow means gold in pictures.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

In lots of the pictures I've seen gold means piss.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Not RED. So it'll be too slow.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

It worked for Owain Glyndwr.
bottom of page:
www.fotw.net/flags/gb-w-ind.html
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I hitler had ever got as far as wales
I'm sure they would have started using this flag
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gb_w_eag.svg
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

Come home to a real fire.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

Nope. Dark curly hair. Short. Brown eyes. No flag for the Welsh.
They wouldn't have been classed as Aryan enough for anything other than at best slave labour.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

I went out with lily allen a while back.
It's nice to know I was her muse.
( CowJam, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

You're Miquita Oliver?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

No.
I was suggesting I'm shit in bed, like her new song bangs on about.
( CowJam, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

Oh, right so.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

I'm guessing by "her Muse" you are referring to
her "plug in", suggesting a vibrator?
( magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

I fucking love Miquita Oliver

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

she looks like she could beat me up.
cor.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

Any girl over the age of four looks like she could beat you up.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

they are menacing, them four year olds.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

It's those little scratchy fingernails and Barbie tshirts.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

keep talking.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Miquita Oliver You've Been Framed
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

The day she takes over as host of that show is going to test my pants to the limit

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Her and Jenny Powell.
*Aeroplane noises*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Who the hell is she?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

Oh her.
She's got a bit of the council about her.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

That's called loveable waifish appeal these days.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

She used to present a televisual programme about popular beat combos.
Now she presents other televisual programmes about popular beat combos.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

She is good at presenting televisual programmes about popular beat combos.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

She's very good at having nice legs and wearing very short skirts too.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Important skills for a young lady in the presentation of televisual programming industry.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Really? I hadn't noticed
I just gaze in wonder at her beautiful face
( broadsword w⚓, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

She has a face?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

www.channel4.com/entertainment/t4/pictures/presenters/alexa/images/miquita_1.jpg
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

I'm not sure flowery dresses really suit her
I'll have to have a word when she gets home
( broadsword w⚓, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

D:

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 10 May 2009, 18:04, archived)