This looks to be a giggle - maybe even internet music snob Queef'll be interestedwww.museumoflondon.org.uk/museum-london/whats-on/exhibitions/dub-london
You looking forward to anything cultural, like?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 12:33,
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the question was 'You looking forward to anything cultural, like?' m8, not 'Does anybody like you?'(
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I took my kid to thatThere were some fantastic old photos and a few cool artifacts but I was disappointed that it's actually rather a small exhibition, and half of it is taken up by a record shop. Not that I don't like record shops obv.
I've got nothing in the diary coming up, cultural or otherwise - just seeing how it goes and what pops up. The British Museum is still closed, which is rubbish.
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thanks for the remindertickets now booked for June 12th
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talking of record shops, have you seen that Lee Dorrian has opened one in your town? (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 14:27,
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he has some exceptionally rare stuff from what I've seen so far, with prices to match of course (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 15:50,
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Christ alivethat's on my way to work, thank God I'm WFH these days - looks incredible
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 16:35,
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I reckon he must be stocking that shop from his personal collectionmy pal Tony Vegas did that in Deal Real Records in Soho BITD, kept them afloat for a bit but it's not exactly a viable long term business model
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Tony Vegas? Tony Meatballs more like. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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my afternoon dumpalso, going to an Italian restaurant on Saturday for my first meal out this year. Obviously the forecast is for pissing rain
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Pizza hut doesn't count as an Italian restaurant (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 14:46,
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Pizza Hut is an American restaurant chain and international franchise founded in 1958 in Wichita, Kansas by Dan and Frank Carney.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 15:45,
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What about Tagliatelle Shed?Lasagne Lean-to?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Apr 2021, 17:30,
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paneer and halloumi both very much endorsed by meIn fact last night's dinner was halloumi, courgette, pepper and red onion kebabs, with a lemon and thyme baste. Turkish rice, side salad...'boom'. As the yout man dem say, I believe.
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Wenn ich Kultur höre ... entsichere ich meinen Browning!(
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in ordnung, herr tee(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 17:50,
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culture? oh yeah, that was a thing, wasn't itI'm looking forward to culture being a thing again
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I’m not in a rush to be accused of appropriating anyone’s culture so personally I’m happier without any(
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I assume you will all be visiting the UK city of culture as soon as covid restrictions are fully lifted (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 16:51,
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assume *this*, m8*points at crotch*
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 17:05,
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Lots of cultures there (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 17:51,
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Well I've got a full day of bum fingering planned for tomorrow.(, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 23:23, archived)
Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:09,
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Frank Black is white and Barry White was blackmorning
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I do hope we get an update on brb's farts today(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:37,
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wait til they find out the truth about Dr Fox!!!(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:40,
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(neither a doctor NOR a fox - the man's a complete fraud!)(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:40,
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neither a king nor a smith, but maybe a dick(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:59,
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Oh yes he iswww2.b3ta.com/host/creative/70280/1556819107/willsmithrobsmithsmithsmithwillsmith.gif
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I knew I'd find this here.One of b-three-ta's finest moments.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:27,
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morningMrs Q's birthday everyone, I've brought n0mmy internet cayke*!!!
*that fucking weird shit where it's your own birthday so you have to bring a cake to your office can get to fuck, when did that shit start?
*haha, remember when people would pretend to have cake or ask if people wanted anything from the shop - but on the internet? Man that was SO COOL!!!
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:42,
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haha, remember when people went to the office!happy birthday Mrs Q
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Yeah, many happy reruns to Mrs McQ(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:51,
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London grandfather gestures across miles of high rise flats"When I was your age, all this used to be offices"
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8 hours a day in close proximity to people you're not related to and can't stand, bookended by a couple of hours of much the same but in motion, 'member?(, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:57, archived)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56888615
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:58,
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Remain in your containment pod citizen. Comply with our reasonable demands.
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When Z+E wrote that, networking computers was barely even thought of, never mind internet shopping, social media addiction and WFH(, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:08, archived)
if you're going to work from home you might as well live in an office because fuck parker morris standards (
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apart from being the thicky new kid who knows nothing, it's bloody great I seem to spend an inordinate amount of time in meetings, many of which seem to exist just to check that everyone is ok or discuss what's for lunch. It's a world away from what I'm used to.
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said Mongy, before adding "Sorry, what was the question again?"(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Apr 2021, 12:05,
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At one of these meetings someone will casually turn to you and say, so how is the project coming along tangles? Are you ready to give your presentation? And you will suddenly realize you are naked from the waist down. (
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thanks m8, we're going for a pizza in the freezing cold later to 'celebrate'first meal out she's had since October
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I might bake a cake to celebrate the fact that I will never work in an office again (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:11,
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No way! It's Mrs. Tea's birthday too!Hang on, did we work this out a few years ago? I'm getting a major sense of day zhah voo.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:29,
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I think we may have, many happy returns to Madame Thé(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:02,
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It’s WednesdayYou know what that means, right
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Richard Shitheels, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:21,
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Yes, I'm sure I do but just for everyone else herewhat does it mean?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:23,
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haha, I sure do!(it's Thursday tomorrow)
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:33,
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Morning Last day in till Saturday
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:54,
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Today my farts smell like someone else's.There is no alt or question associated with this thread.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 14:13,
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Sure sign of deadly bum cancer, I'm afraid.Ask Two Hats, he'll back me up.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 14:55,
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Can't help you m8My bum's for decoration only
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 15:58,
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The M&M eater, was this during the pandemic?Ordinarily it would be odd, but during a pandemic it seems more reasonable.
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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 18:50(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 19:17,
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2019, my colon burst. Now I have a stomaThere was a plan to reverse the procedure, but covid put a spanner in the works
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This wouldn't be /talk if someone didn't ask if this happened from getting bummed too hard.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 20:30,
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Sorry for your (co)loss(tomy)Fingers crossed they can put your insides back together soon.
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One of the two things I remember from my stoma training dayis that the vast majority of 'temporary' colostimies become permanent by default, for one reason or another. Here's hoping TH is one of the lucky few.
The other thing I remember is my flatmate nicking a colostomy bag so he could take it to Hogmanay celebrations on Princes Street and jump the toilet queue by waving it above his head and yelling that he needed to change it quick.
/anecdotes, forte etc.
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I once sneaked a bottle of galliano into a medics ball by pouring it into a catheter bag and strapping it to my leg.(, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 23:14, archived)
What has any of this to do with eating M&Ms with a spoon?(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 13:29,
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Today my right arm and both my feet hurt But I had a laugh and started a rice fight
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I suppose that's technically possible with iglooing. Maybe try emptying your bowels before it melts next time?(, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 21:46, archived)
...is exactly what someone trying to pretend they hadn't done it would say.(, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 21:51, archived)
If you haven’t seen pictures of what it is if it is that, how do you know you don’t want to see pictures of what it is if it is that?(
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Whose farts do they smell like, and how did you come by that information, and what’s wrong with you(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Celebrity guff swatchessupplied in something like a strip of bubble wrap
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I’m in awe of this idea, it’s like something from a funny version of Fight Club(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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What the fucking hell is this in the pie freezer at the supermarket?imgur.com/a/mAlix3G
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 13:22,
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You're clearly not looking for a man dressed as a womanin the freezer.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 13:34,
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That's why "mum" has gone to Iceland.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 17:21,
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it claims to be a pack of fajita crownsbut then, since Mrs Brown's Boys claims to be a comedy, it's probably a box of mouldy carrots
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Wow you are having a go at a trans woman, shame on you (
mongychops, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 18:42,
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Finally, Robin "Robin Johnson" Johnson has arrived to dispense some social justice!(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 19:35,
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I support all gender , non specific gender and anti gender. The rest I hate (
mongychops, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 20:07,
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Don't be ridiculous, the moon is bigger than four foot three inches./hilarious comedy misunderstanding
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I've just discovered there was a children's programme called Cloppa Castle.
youtu.be/xtPq0sZdook
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Was going for more of an Anglo-Saxon vibe, actually. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:09,
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It's all greek to meimages.app.goo.gl/udmkFirRiSEnDyLL6
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:21,
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I keep getting exposed to that Laurence Fox and Nigel Farageon the YouTube in their adverts. It's not a nice way to start a film about the history of springs.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:08,
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I have been spared that so farPerhaps they know exactly what kind of person would be interested in the history of springs - SMALL-MINDED JINGOISTIC BIGOTS LIKE YOU
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:21,
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But Nige is trying to make me invest my money with himhe keeps telling me to take back control of my investments, and let him have them. I'm not sure, I really am not sure. He seems plausible and yet something's making me suspicious.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:23,
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if you can't trust Nigel, who can you trust?He likes a pint of beer for God's sake - what more do you need?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:24,
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Yeah, you're righthe speaks his mind and he doesn't care what anyone thinks. He can have my twelve pounds and I'm sure by this time next year I'll be a millionaire.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:30,
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I've donated £50 to Laurence Fox's charity.He's raising money to buy medication for poor children in Africa. Did you know that some of them have no access to cocaine?
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Care of Popbitch:A few years back, Laurence was lined up to host a pilot episode of a TV entertainment show β but the shoot did not go well. After seeming alright for the day leading up to filming, Lozza suddenly became very weird on camera. Bleary-eyed, erratic, no-one could figure out what had gotten into him. They later discovered it was a massive amount of cocaine β which he'd apparently tried to counterbalance with a touch of ketamine.
Needless to say, he didn't get a call back.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:58,
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Instructions unclear, threw up, pls advise. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Springoistic, surely(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 9:24,
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who are all these people who still don't use ad blockers on YouTube?(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 12:30,
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How else am I going to get impartial political and financial advice?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 13:19,
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People who are paranoid about the security implications of installing third party browser plugins, maybe(, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 13:20, archived)
I have scored a success in the house with my latest batch of soupbroccoli and stilton has been declared a big hit with the Brazilians.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:03,
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Holy Mary Mother of GodI feel like I've been blessed by the saint of stinking farts
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:38,
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You can chuck all the religious doctrine in, unless you repent your sins as a bummer and who knows what . You are going to hell (
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No doubt modern confessionals have a glory hole in, pc gone mad(, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 18:40, archived)
Down on your knees etc(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 7:45,
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YeahGonna go to my parents' house and do some laundry, then I'm having a roast. Hopefully I won't get a text telling me I'm in work tomorrow, as that would mean in Wednesday and Thursday and off Friday, so I can go shopping
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rather knackered after a fairly heavy weekend(
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Oregon zoo says it's world penguin day, rip stujmight chuff on a chinstrap to celebrate
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gobble a gentoo(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 15:58,
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fowl some fowl(
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count some cunts(
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been a bit quiet on here today(
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π§βοΈπ§π»βοΈπ§πΌβοΈπ§π½βοΈπ§πΎβοΈπ§πΏβοΈ(, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 20:38, archived)
Morning.Alt.: favourite time of morning? Mine's usually not the morning, although I got up half an hour ago and actually feel pretty chipper. It's lovely and sunny too, which helps.
Edit: hurr durr.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 Apr 2021, 7:28,
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I don't think I have a favourite time of the morning(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:10,
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How did I manage to poke myself in the eye?now it hurts. It's even stupider then biting myself inside the cheek.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:24,
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try taking the spoon out of your cuppa first(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 9:10,
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I done it with my fingerI'm such a klutz
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 9:17,
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morningI like a morning, as it goes. Grey and overcast here today
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:15,
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this is all a bit metamorning
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:17,
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Morning is definitely my favourite time of morning. Also, morning.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 Apr 2021, 9:34,
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Sunrise, over a lake. Gently burning off the mist , until finally it's in your bivvy and you get up for a piss(
mongychops, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:42,
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Sounds idyllic.Could only be improved by the prospect of needlessly tormenting some inedible fish.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 Apr 2021, 10:30,
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When you wake up without being woken by the alarm And you have about 5 seconds of utter peace before you remember that you have to do stuff today
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I hate to spring this on you But nobody has signed on for about a decade
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 9:19,
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Fucking hellthis sounds like Tory Utopia!
Edit - hang on, they're still unemployed though aren't they? Don't tell the Daily Mail...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 9:58,
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Oh they're still unemployed But physically signing on was phased out ages ago. Now it's all done on computers. You can actually get sanctioned by universal credit for not having internet access
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Thank god those of us without computers and smartphones can still "surf" the "world wide web" in our local library.Oh.
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Their solution for people who don't have a library close by Is "go to McDonald's"
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 12:40,
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Top anti-obesitying, there.What I was getting at is, all the libraries round this way have been shut since the pandemic began.
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Many closed in the preceding decade because of austerity though, didn't they?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:16,
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Also, as I've not been in a McDonald's in over a decade, do they have public use computers in them nowadays or what?(, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:08, archived)
No, but they do have wifi If you haven't got a smartphone, you can't get universal credit
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I bet fast food outlets are nice and secure, for when you type in all those personal details and banking information(, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:50, archived)
When you wake up on a Sunday in late October in the knowledge that you've gained an hour.(, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 11:11, archived)
Or waking up on a morning in late October and realizing it's your birthday (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 11:13,
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When the radiator comes on and warms my feet up.(
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They're about the only part of me that doesn't hurt (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 20:09,
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It really isn't 10 hours yesterday and 11 today, I'll be spark out by 9.30
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That’s not bad if you are on 12 hour shifts I suppose/silver seaweed linings
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I read that to the tune of thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=jW-OfaiBs9k
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"You set my lips on fire", lol(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 21:09,
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What a show there they go smokin' up the sky yeahBeefy pissflaps all got riders and they're you and I
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 23:54,
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Er... Sunday thread?Played football this morning so using that as an excuse not to do anything active this afternoon. How about you?
This whole 'being allowed to sit outside the pub with friends' is pretty great, isn't it?
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This morning I climbed an actual mountain(
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what a wild life you must have where you need to post about being so cool at drinking at 1am(, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 9:45, archived)
Tony Shithouse
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It's like Literally Hitler all over again.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 25 Apr 2021, 10:02,
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I was trying to elicit a response so it wasn't just me drinking and watching you tube but no-one cared!
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Also, if it was Literally Hitler I would have repeatedly responded to myself, demonstrating my rapidly deteriorating mental state.
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Cheers CheersBugger all on tv for a Saturday night, it's appauling.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 21:15,
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^ dozer's favourite hip-hop outfit(
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Hair trigger?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 18:51,
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is an only child he's waiting in the park(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 25 Apr 2021, 0:36,
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AfternoonI'm off to the seaside later, what are you doing this fine day?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 13:04,
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BBQ with some friends. Getting on a train to see them.I'm actually giddy with the novelty and excitement.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Apr 2021, 13:19,
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I finished my 12 hr work day in 2 hours, had 3 pints. Think theres a protest in London today so might go looting (
mongychops, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 13:25,
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Nice. Treat yourself to a fancy new hi-fi or TV. You've earned it, I'm sure.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Apr 2021, 13:27,
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It all looked a bit shit , so I'm on the train home. Kids dont know how to riot these days (
mongychops, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 13:30,
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I think hi-fi's went out in the '80'sIt's all phones and bluetooth speakers now.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 14:44,
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But how is one supposed to listen to the latest Cole Porter LP,if not on an amplified gramophone?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Apr 2021, 19:20,
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what are they protesting?I haven't caught up on the news today
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 14:07,
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It's proably not going to be for much longer I hope
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 14:28,
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Oh cool, another super spreader event full of angry twats which will whack the r number right up and necessitate a third lockdown10 SHOOT SELF IN FOOT
20 GOTO 10
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Infection rate is 1 in 600, just before xmas London was 1 in 30, make hay now mate (
mongychops, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 16:51,
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I'll still view everyone with suspicionespecially those forrins, with their vaccine hesitancies
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Nothing today but fancied doing a walk tomorrow. Scafell Pike or something.(
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looks lovely out thereI'm on the all day smash with a visiting mate today, just have to remember not to smoke my new hash when I'm pissed later or it will be a fast-track ticket to bedtime
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 8:33,
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Bit fresh but nice in the sun. I just saw spiderman, he's only 2ft tall and rides a scooter , but he deffo said it was him (
mongychops, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 8:45,
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morningalready a belter out there
I'm going to infuse myself some oil today
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 8:36,
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rare 'nice day on the weekend', get involved(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 8:47,
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oh I'll be hitting the park with a book and a beer once I've got the oil onso to speak
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 8:50,
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I kind of regret cooking a curry now, today looks very bbq friendlytoo late now though, the lamb and the dal are already done and there's no room in the freezer AND sister-in-law's ordered us another meat box that's coming on Monday
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 8:55,
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cook inside, eat outsidesorted
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 9:01,
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I may go on a walk to Hilly Fields Itβs a lovely park that
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 8:43,
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I must confess I've not heard of that one(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 8:46,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilly_Fields,_Lewisham
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 10:37,
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I was too, but a spot of cycling followed by a bath, bacon roll and a can'o'coke and I'm back in play(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 10:13,
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a can full is a lot of blowyou must feel gRRRRRRRRReat
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 10:17,
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Morning Haven't fallen foul of the polish mafia so far today, which is nice
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 11:18,
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Still morning Back from a 14 mile run followed by some nommy bacon. Beer this eve
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 11:24,
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'kin 'ell couriers are just not bothering any more...I've had three things delivered to the wrong address recently - happy photos on Hermes and DPD's website showing the parcel delivered to the front door. Not my front door. Still arguing with one seller that delivery SOMEWHERE doesn't really count.
How are your deliveries these days? Getting all those Pato Baton CDs, Airfix Trainers and G-Stock watches okay or are you on murderous terms with UPS?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:06,
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Ah aaam aaahhh anecdoctor and aaaahm ready to operate(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:44,
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my new sports kit came this afternoon, so no complaints there(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:26,
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One of those Euro Super League kits? The ones going cheap yeah?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:45,
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lolOK, I am fully expecting the piss to be taken here, but it is a cordless jump rope
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:48,
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It's for when you want to do skipping as cardio but your ceilings are too low(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:03,
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I'm in a house so no worries thereand I do have a back yard, but next door's kids never f'ing shut up so I'd rather the peace and quiet
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:07,
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oh, you mean the no-trip spastic special?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:06,
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I feel like I might have missed something here. Isn't a cordless jump rope just handles?
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yes and nohandles with a steel cord and a plumbline weight attached, so you do feel the heft of the 'rope' when you swing them
also they have a Bluetooth app featuring training programmes so you can time yourself, measure calories burned, etc.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:40,
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mm mm mm mm mm mm mmOnce there was this man who
Handles with a steel cord and a plumbline weight attached, so
You do feel the heft of
The 'rope' when you try to swing them
He didn't have the app featuring the training pro-grams
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mn
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ok this is the shittest thing i've seen here, and i've seen some shit(
broadsword, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 22:23,
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there's English in here somewhere, fighting to get out(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 23:06,
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Hermes are totally shit.Herpes moar liek, lololol.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:28,
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They are about as bad as Yodel(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:45,
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i don't buy online(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:37,
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That's an extreme lifestyle choice(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:46,
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i hope you're wrongi love shopping, doing it online just feels wrong, all the joy is taken out of it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:55,
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i like the bustleand the chance to look around poky little shops looking for weird shit to buy. i'm mildly agoraphobic, so if i'm anywhere big, there needs to be other people around. i've had a panic attack at the shopping centre before, because i was on the lower level and it was pretty much empty
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:09,
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As I said, I love shopping (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 18:44,
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I bought a whole bunch of stuff yesterday, from actual shops.Felt great.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:55,
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you mayen't, but I bet SM2 buys online like a world class wreckin' crew(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:56,
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no bank details onlineno online banking, no amazon account, no netflix, britbox, hulu, nothing.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:07,
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I respect that(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:10,
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Your details are online, you've just chosen not to access them that way. That's fair enough, as long as you're not kidding yourself that your details are any safer than anyone else's.
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No, of course not I like to deal with cash, so I can keep track of what I'm spending
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:21,
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Saw a cash-only till at Asda the other day, and came over all Peter Kay. "Cash, eh?" I thought to myself. "Who remembers cash?"
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You get these cash people don’t you(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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what are cd, buju banton and g-spot?(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:45,
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It's what all the young people like nowadays (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:46,
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Royal mail are normally really goodHere, at least. Used to live at the top end of a close and several times we found ten houses worth dumped on the mat.
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Looks like the complaint letter about your postie's toilet breaks(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:47,
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I suppose the slot was at the right height for that, if he'd felt inclined(, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:02, archived)
Which way is the postman facing today?can we get away with cleaning it with a cloth or shall we need a bucket and a shovel?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:05,
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I'm just about to make a delivery as it goes, not anticipating any major problems (
broadsword, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:58,
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"Sorry we missed you, we left your package with your neighbours at #2"(
Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:46,
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okBut I don't order that much
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:00,
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R.I.P. Shock Gaka Humpty Hump, Gregory Edward Jacobs, frontman of 'Digital Underground', aged 57
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:16,
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Got a new webcam so my wanks can be recorded in HD(
Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:45,
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This one is about hermesexuals(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 0:32,
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afternoonI'm having the afternoon off, going take a stroll up the pub I reckon.
Got a mate coming to visit tomorrow, cooking an Indian spread. Up to much?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:06,
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I hope it's shit and you catch covid off the estate agent(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:19,
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Gaying a gnome, then joining the SS(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:19,
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taken 2 soonpopped back and fucked off again 2 soon
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:31,
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Well frankly I'm disgusted.That doesn't even properly alliterate!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Apr 2021, 14:12,
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is chutney an Indian spread?this afternoon I'll be waiting for my latest piece of home gym kit to arrive, and maybe even hitting the park after work
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:24,
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I'm making a mint and red onion chutney, how about THAT(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:25,
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sounds good, I'll be round later(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:34,
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also:karahi gosht, tadka dal, chilli paneer tikka, pilau rice, poppadums. Naans are beyond my capability at this time, but there's a shop round the corner that does 3 x fresh naans for a quid, so no drama there
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:40,
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just do a Heston, dig a hole in the ground and fill it with bricksboom: your own tandoor
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:41,
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maybe I could 'repurpose' the fucking great hole dug by foxes trying to get under the shedI really want to get into the 'dhungar method' for the dal and the paneer but I don't have a gas hob so this would mean starting the bbq to get two single coals, which seems a little bit like too much hard work
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:46,
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might develop and market a product that would make cooking that way simpler for peopleI'd call it 'Dhungar-Ease'
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:49,
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would it though?I reckon that if I put two decent-sized coals in my BBQ chimney with a firelighter under them, they'd light
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:50,
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yeah maybe you're right and I should stop being such a lazy cunt(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:57,
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One of those Anglo-Indian things, I reckon.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:40,
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nah, chutneys are an Indian-Indian thingwhat I'm trying to say is that you're a fucking chutney m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:47,
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needs more bhang lassi(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 13:29,
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Day off today Might go to the parents' house for lunch, then an early night for work in the morning
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:26,
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maybe stop off at the padlock shop en route(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:38,
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My dad's probably got one in the shed Might sew a pocket into my bra
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 13:18,
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+y
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:27,
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Just did a fart that sounded like a small crowd slow-clapping a bad comedy actand now the room smells really fucking horrible.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 13:15,
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lay off the sprouts(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:36,
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I exploded my electric shaver by plugging the wrong charger into it.
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Morning.Alt.: favourite obsolete firearm? I'd have to plump for the arquebus.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Apr 2021, 7:28,
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Morningstar The most morning thread appropriate defunct weapon there is (I know itβs not a firearm but theyβre too complex for me)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 7:56,
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morningalt: the Schwerer Gustav
alt alt: I proper whiteyed last night, not done that for decades - my new hash cannot be smoked after drinking, it would appear
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 8:00,
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apologies to brb, I meant 'I proper caucasianed last night'(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 8:03,
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I cannot idenitify with Caucasians because the Caucasus is quite far awayHaplogroups are more fun
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 8:11,
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One time that happened to me in my student daysI ran into one of the guys who was there the next day, and he greeted me with "How, Paleface!"
I presume he subsequently committed suicide because of racism and/or cultural appropriation.
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Pre-tl;dr: I don't recognise the motivations you ascribe to me and I'm suspicious of yours."Itβs the underlying conviction that the way to deal with things you find unacceptable is to bring the same poor logic and oppression techniques to it that your perceived opponents do"
I'm not sure how you think I'm capable of oppressing anyone here. I don't force anyone to behave like EDL toddlers and wouldn't if I could. If you could show me where I've used the same poor logic as my opponents I'd appreciate it. I imagine their logic must be 'brb is worse than racism.'
"I think youβd argue that racism always needs to be challenged, but if you think back to what began this particular episode, Iβd argue that what happened wasnβt really some racist hate crime in text form, it was more like someone winding you up on purpose, with almost zero effort."
Racism demands challenging with no ifs or buts.
I'm not sure when you think I got wound up. I think you are talking about a certain prick joking about killing n-words, which he subsequently edited away (hopefully out of shame and guilt).
You offer a false dichotomy with your 'more like someone winding you up on purpose' argument. His joke about killing n-words was literally hateful and, he claimed, 'laser targetted' to troll me. Saying something racist with the intent of pissing off one person does not excuse the racism.
Trolling me is harmless fun. But if you are doing racism in order to upset one powerless internet pixel person, you're not a clever troll, you're are a worthless fucking cunt. I wish I could get this through to people. It doesn't seem complicated to me.
" It was, and continues to be, your juvenile responses that have made this utter non-issue into a slightly bigger non-issue, but one with you firmly at the center."
The true ugliness reveals itself.
Joking about killing n-words is not a non-issue. Racism is actually quite an important issue. How would you characterise an adult-like response to a real issue? How would you imagine a truly grown up adult would respond to /talk culture in general?
"Honestly, cut the fucking white knight crap and people will eventually behave differently towards you. And donβt say you don't want that or you donβt care about that because itβs blatantly obvious that you do."
I struggle to take seriously arguments which, with no apparent irony, use terms like white knighting, social justice warrior, virtue signalling, etc. White knight is just a synonym for do-gooder, and as all right minded people know, doing good is terribly bad.
I *honestly* don't care one jot about befriending impotent angry pixel people. This projection betrays your own motivations; better to have racist friends than no friends at all, right?
One thing I couldn't deny is that I'm seeking the same thing as everyone online - validation. When you hate racism, exposing racism is validating. Being hated by racists is validating. Upsetting racists is fun.
I wish I could concentrate on the serious business of seeking validation through upsetting people with repetitious mundane absurdism, but this utter non issue keeps coming up.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 11:02,
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Walking around gotham in a sandwich board saying 'I hate nigma'(, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:03, archived)
Jesus, did the beakering fuck actually type all that?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Apr 2021, 13:02,
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morningI'm going to go for the blunderbuss, if only because of its return to the public eye during the Brexit campaign
lol satire etc.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 9:23,
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no no, garold got his watch back after all, it's fine(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 9:47,
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he was great as a talking head in Hip Hop Evolution, what a loss(, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 10:08, archived)
he produced 2Pac's only good record, 'I Get Around'(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 10:28,
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apart from 'I Get Around', we've already dealt with this, do try to keep up(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 11:44,
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Morning Flintlock musket
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 10:05,
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He sweats a lot (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 10:34,
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So would you if you had to reload between shots against machine guns (
mongychops, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 10:41,
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Not being an ammosexual, I don't have any favourite firearms.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 14:24,
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I was really hoping not to have to say this, butsmegging smeggy smeg
Hevenin hall
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 17:41,
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just had an order from a 'Barbara Pappe'reminded me of this
www.barbapapa.com/the-barbapapa-family-video/
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 17:43,
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liar, you've been wanting to say that all day(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 17:49,
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My local is opening next Thursday, I guess the bank holiday was deemed worth it (
mongychops, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 17:56,
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That's because of his massive cerebellend. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 22 Apr 2021, 20:05,
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I am exhausted and pissed off Β£40 got stolen from my locker today. Management schtick is " you should have had a padlock, we've got no cameras in there, there's nothing we can do "
Ffs! I go to work to make money, not fucking lose it!
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 20:52,
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your employers sound like proper dodgy cunts, just sayingedit: OK I can see there being privacy reasons for not having cameras in there what with people getting changed and so on
still, I bet they didn't tell you to bring a padlock on your first day
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 21:06,
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It's not expensive to print a sign saying "Dear employees: if you don't secure your valuables, they might get nicked."
I imagine they must get sued constantly for such negligence.
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given where you liveI would have thought youβd be used to near constant theft
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Installing a Wacom ET-0405-U on Windows 10 is not as simple as you'd think.Tried compatibility settings for 8, 7, vista and xp, nothing works, the drivers install but can't be found.
What very minor inconvenience last inspired you to murder everybody?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 17:38,
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Bad effort.Here's a much better way to suggest suicide without looking like you're trying to be clever:
Kill yourself.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 14:23,
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