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# newsletter subject line compo
what should it be this week?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Guide to tea spoon collecting.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# now 100% paedo friendly
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Later than a scally's/chav's periods
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# erm... erm..... electrical?



*obscure Stockport shop joke
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# "REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP"
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I've said it before, I'll say it again.
Mao Tse Tung's Meat Challenge.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Like a bridge over Mississippi, I will lay thee down
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Mwhahaha!
This this!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# mississippi mud pie? bridge broken? people die
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Mississippi Falling
:D
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# AVOID HILARITY, DON'T CLEAN YOUR TEETH WITH THE TOILET BRUSH.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# "A BRIDGE COLLAPSE ON THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY"
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)
# CAPS IS LIKE SHOUTING WITH SEXITY!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I fucking hate my job & i'm reading this news letter cos I aint doing any more fucking work today.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# FUCK MY SHITBOX YOU TENTACLED TWAT
(that's a suggestion, not an insult...)
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Judge Judy and executioner
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# bear shits on pope
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Brian May's Astronomy PhD, as written by Anita Dobson
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# grade 1 on the langham scale
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Im in ur newsletter, pooing my bottom
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
# winnah!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Im un ur newsletter, stealin ur headlinz
:)
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)
# ...and this is your brain on B3TA. Any Questions?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
# in mother russia letter newses you
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
# "cleaned by prostitutes - just like my house"
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
# newsletter subject line
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
# The Internet's best weekly "Research" summary
"It protects your anonimity" C Langham
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Like a multi-layered sandwich of goodness.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# maybe too long
What the difference between Chris Langham & a Hoover? I’ve never raped a child with a Hoover.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# A hoover sucks a child
but a child s...
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Fluffier than a Gloucestershire farmer's sheep
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# made from 100% recycled bridge
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# From the makers of the Mississippi bridge
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# I had a dream my mum was dumping my dad to go live with you Rob
Give me a mention and you can have her.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# shock as bridge collapses due to overstressing.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)
# If Dr. Ruth says fuck it, then so can I.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Laughing at the disabled in a town near you!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)
# this newsletter entitles you to one phd in looking at poo.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Its for research, honest
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)
# this for the win
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# ^
this
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 3:18, archived)
# Hard as the Sweet corn in my turds.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Bite my sausage
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)
# its life jim but not now im busy
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)
# how many pets in YOUR house are named skeletor?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Fuck knows
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# You should be asking the /talk people.
We are the ones with word skills.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# if we had wheelchairs
we'd probably have stolen them
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# OH HAI, why not come on my badger?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# DEAR CUNTS:
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# This
^
^
^
^
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)
# *tries to click*
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:21, archived)
# spork invasion week
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# special research
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)
# A Minnesotan's Guide To Bridge
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)
# I think it should be a step by step guide to removing all the internal parts from an IBM Thinkpad 380ED
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)
# If it was a 760 EL, I could write the piece
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)
# does it involve
hammers?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Well it wasn't, it was a 380ED
I found a 380 keyboard removal guide, and worked the rest out myself
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Your item with reference B3TANEWSLETTER was delivered from our B3TA TOWERS DELIVERY OFFICE on 03/08/08.
Royal Mail regrets any inconvenience recent industrial action may have caused.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)
# I Superpoked you and now my fingers smell like halibut
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Filling your bum with shit
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# well, if Pete Townsend can get away with it....
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)
# PTANG YANG KIPPERBANG
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Tying the laces of toddlers together for fun.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Madeline's Holiday Diary
Fin.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
# It's Friday, It's half past 5, it's
smack n crack time


or "Spam Spam Spam Eggs and Spam"
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# SMACKNCRACK!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Can you tell what it is yet?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# lol
rolfmao

/coat
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Maddie or chips?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# I think
someone said it on the board earlier this week, but it's a recent band favourite
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# *guilty as charged*
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 18:07, archived)
# ^this
represents one of the funniest comments of the week
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:32, archived)
# A DORSAL FIN OFF THE COAST OF YOUR WEEKEND
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# that would make a great CURE song.
if they've not already done it.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:28, archived)
# A piss pot in the tampon of time.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# FAT TARTS WHO SMELL OF CHIPS AND VINEGAR ARE WAITING FOR YOUR CALL
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Like a long holiday in Portugal
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:22, archived)
# MADDIE OR CHIPS?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:25, archived)
# WINNER!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Gum gay; but with a heroin incentive.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:26, archived)
# CUNT IT IN THE FUCK
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:34, archived)
# He lies like a hairy egg.
.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# b3ta - putting the "men" in abdomen for 6 years
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Don Cheadle milking a newt
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)