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# I am fully entitled to go pirate-mad
since seeing Pirates of the Caribbean :o)



This is a piccy from the deleted scenes at the end of the film, showing the dread pirate whiteley gloating over his treasure*. arrrr!


* 100% un-fact
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:19, archived)
# pirates of the carribean is the best, isn't it?
so's dubbin. i reckon pirates like dubbin
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Well...
...that's the thing to listen to when in the Caribbean, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)
# yes
yous are quite right!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:22, archived)
# yeah
they like dublin...whitby...lowerstoft...any dock town really....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)
# why does no one in port royale sound jamaican?
why isn't there more wickedness in port royale?
why does the royal navy only actually have two ships?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:23, archived)
# well
its 50% more than we have now...what with them being run aground and stuff....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:25, archived)
# becasue...
...it's before Jamaicans were invented.

The wickedness was going on behind the cameras.

They have lots, but the rest are invisible.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# I knew there were perfectly
reasonable explanations for it all.

Any idea on the cap'n swan accent ?

(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Well...
Cap'n Swan was based on the only REAL known Pirate Captain, Morgan.. so, English.. Cockney, to be exact.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# ah, but port royale was so very wicked
that they shouldn't have been able to hide the sinfulness! it was the most wicked place on the face of the earth, which was why it sunk into the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# This kind of discrepancy...
...is exactly why I have decided to switch to vikings.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Cos
the navy had been working on...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# he he he
loveleee
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:46, archived)
# them sounds like mutinous words, me hearty
you'd better watch out if you don't want to be walking the plank
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# i read that in geoffrey rush's voice,
but you don't sound very much like geoffrey rush.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Why would they sound Jamaican?
They would still sound British almost 400 years ago.

And The Royal British Navy was ALWAYS hesitant about sending too many ships to the area, because they were quite expensive to build.

I have an answer for everything, except for why chicken tastes like everything...

strange, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# well,
they should have been english rather than british, and certainly not flying union jacks. well, the jamaican accent had to come from somewhere, so why did no one (even any extras) sound proto-jamaican? and it'd be nice to have more than two ships, especially when port royale was such a key colony. and how come, despite having two warships and a fort, they couldn't manage to sink the black pearl at the start, which was a normal ship (only the crew were cursed - they made a hole in it with forks later)?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:31, archived)
# I thought this level of plot-holing...
...was usually reserved for Star Trek movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:33, archived)
# the thing is,
i really loved that film. both times i saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:34, archived)
# I did too...
But you're a bit anal, like the rest of us *cough* nerds, and you notice crap like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:39, archived)
# i love pirates so much,
that i demand factitude!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:42, archived)
# I posted something for ya
up above.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# annnnd
what was the bloke with the little tank from allo allo doing 300 yrs earlier working on the docks for johnny depp to steal his bag of gold.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Looking for sailors.
What else?
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:35, archived)
# There WOULD BE no Jamaicans
because all the blacks were still slaves.

Remember, Jamaican is a mix between African and English.

Why would they not be flying Union Jacks? When was the Union Jack instituted? ALAS, I HAVE seen a problem in this movie.. MOST of the Carribean was Spanish owned, not English at all at the time of the Pirates (BlackBeard.. aka Captain Morgan).
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:35, archived)
# so the slaves couldn't talk, you say?
they'd still have had accents, surely.

and the act of union between england and scotland wasn't passed until 1709, and it was a while longer for the union jack to be agreed on, much less sent to the far corners of the navy. now, the golden age of piracy in the carribean was the 1620s to the 1680s, with the last pirates being picked off not long after. the film suggests that it's set towards the end of that period, but i wouldn't think that late to have the british.

port royale had been an english colony since about 1640, and i think it had been a spanish colony (with a different name). hhhmmm, i don't think morgan and blackbeard were the same person - henry morgan led the sack of panama, the wealthiest city in the new world, and it's burning led to the spanish decline in the carribean and got him made governer of jamaica.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:41, archived)
#
Blackbeard = Edward Teach

Or something similar.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Acccording to this article I'm reading
Port Royale and the rest of Jamaica was under English rule since 1655.

Thank you for the history of the Union Jack.. I did not know that.

What was the flag before then?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Before that....
England had the St George cross, Scotland had the St Andrews Saltire. In fact these countries still use those flags till this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:47, archived)
# yeah, but the scottish navy didn't really get up to much.
still, well done for having a gamble on that darien business. at least you tried!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:49, archived)
# he he he...
...I meant general use there - not specifically nautical ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# It would have sucked
to have been a Scottish Pirate...

Kilts
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Nothing wrong...
...with a healthy sea breeze around your rigging.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# my history of the union jack is largely false.
bob's right, it was just the king's flag (and so used by the royal navy), later adopted by the country.

i would imagine that before they were british, the english navy would just have used the flag of saint george.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)
# The Union Jack...
...was first developed in 1606, but the diagonal red stripes were not added until 1801 when Ireland became part of the UK.

I don't know when it was first flown on a ship though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:42, archived)
# of course,
it would have been developed sooner, because of the union of the crowns (i'm a fool). but they'd have been english, not british, because it was still a little early for that, although they might have flown the union jack, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:43, archived)
# I didn't pay much attention to the fine detail of the film...
...but did the flags flown have the red cross of St Patrick?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:44, archived)
# didn't
look.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Checked the trailers on the official website...
...and there is definitely a Union Jack sans St Patrick cross.

Yay for little bits of historical accuracy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# whiteley is mayor of wetwang
near me that is. that is all.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)
# David Blaine's first ever stunt
circa 1973

sorry.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# *snigger*
I larfed

he hasn't changed a bit
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# he was a very
hairy baby
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:19, archived)
# hehe
that's great.

as for the liecester bash, i'd be up for it if you arange something and we can get people to turn up :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:19, archived)
# are there any actual b3tans
who inhabit leicester? i am there at uni, so it would have to be term time...oh, and i am no good at arranging things
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# i think theres
6-7 all in, i'm in enderby, the rarely seen cockbadger of conckersausage is near leicester and there's a few more near/around leics now
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:22, archived)
# i believe aargh...wasps
lives there, and munkeh lives there aswell i think, or maybe thats hull, or both...not sure
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:23, archived)
# yeah
i think there was a dan too, and there's a hairy one from whittick
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:24, archived)
# so if your in/near leicester
you might know of venues in which to hold a meet. get pissed at the fan club usually does the trick when we are bored...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# i don't really do leicester pubbery
anywhere with wodka works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# i'm down the road in derby
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# we may have to
sort something out
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:31, archived)
# this board has a lot to answer for!
the other half has gone pirate mad!!!!



Download your very own cut out and keep pirate kit right here! (800kb of piratey goodness)
(Flower has a new job!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# wooo yarrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# YARRRRRRR!
i'm quite liking the kit :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# why?
exactly what kit?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:19, archived)
# er
the pirate psd kit that is but a mere click away ...from under the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# this is Berk....
he might mean other things
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)
# like
my piercing kit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:22, archived)
# christ
no...anything but that.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:23, archived)
# or his swimming kit
which is very sexy.
(Flower has a new job!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:23, archived)
# and
weighted down ; )
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:25, archived)
# she wuves me
so she does :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# I feel such a fool..
... but how do you open this file then?
(I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# right click and save
then open in tattyshop
(Flower has a new job!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Ahhh .... thank you very muchly.
I'm afraid I don't have tattyshop. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:30, archived)
# ye'll be needin'
Photoshop, me heartie.

Or any other graphics package that'll read tattyshop files
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:30, archived)
# YAY!
I can open it in photoimpression. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:33, archived)
# i'm not sure i want to know
but where is the new piercing?
(Flower has a new job!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# same place as the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I have six piercings too you know...
...I used to have eight, but two of them healed up.

None of them are in my nutsack though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# i have just the two
one in each ear.

how conventional.

And that reminds me - Pirate bob should have an earing. Hmmmmmm.
(Flower has a new job!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# that
be a very handy psd....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:19, archived)
# what a lovely kit!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:19, archived)
# ooh,
I had a tan back then. Damned office job /sigh
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] .... !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# hehehehaha
i hadn't noticed that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
indeed....
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Eep!
Great!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Years
later her ancestors would raid them...but for now she was....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Go Buddy Go Buddy Go Buddy Go Buddy


go go go
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# woo!
made me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Yay!
I like that.

the anim, that is, rather than the beverage
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# splendiki!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Much woo and yay to the animation! - shame about the subject matter :)
(Astatine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# magritte rawks
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# heh
groan.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)
# arf
that's ace, I can't believe they are allowed to call that piss beer
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Beneath the makeup...

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:11, archived)
# hahahah
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:13, archived)
# i'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# hehe
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Just Because


Quieter now the hols are over, huh?
(Just Blue, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:11, archived)
# hehe
that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# that is lovely
woo yay and a rarely used Houpla
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# brilliumpt!
and there can be no better reason than that
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# just finished off an old picture from a few months back, had to colour it in and add blur
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:59, archived)
# That is mostest awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Hi
you!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Hey!
I was just about to email you!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# but what about the joke?
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# a man walks into a doctor and exclaims
'i'm hurting all over!'

the doctor says continue,

so he points to his arm, ow
his leg, ow
his head, ow
his foot, ow
his groin, ow
his stomach, ow

the doctor says, 'i think it's a broken finger'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
# that's a rather good joke
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:05, archived)
# i made sure the joke was 280 pixels wide
for the frontpage
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
#
fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:09, archived)
# yay!
pootle!

how's u?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# not bad, sir
and you?

Sorry to read of you being beaten up, what was that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:09, archived)
# not alot.
there's always some nutter somewhere.
i was defending my locals' barmaid...
and got punched about 10ft over the pub.
wasn't nice... believe me
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# that's a shit
I suppose there's no way of budgeting for nutters
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# at least i can smile now...
without grimacing in pain :)
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# I'm sure it's made you look
all ruged or rugged, I don't know how it's spelt.
I don't mean like a carpet
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# i've just had a shave
the first since i got covered in bruises...
but hey! I always look rugged
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Woo yay focusey!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Yay!
But the lion in charge of the boat looks evil. Is he planning something malicious?
(Frogstar, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# That's
3dtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
# nice blurring


im off to girlfriends now, bye bye
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# whose girlfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:03, archived)
# oooh
look at the depth of field on that
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# is it depth of field?
or depth of focus?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# it could be
but does it really matter?

it's very woo either way
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:08, archived)
# huzzah!
your blur adds a whole new level to paintmashing!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# What?
I'm too thick for that one I think
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# look at the filename?
i'm too thick as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# AH!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Topgun
Its Topgun made when the German Airforce was the best in the world.....I think?
(Bemo, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# that was the idea!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Woo!
Woo by the way! ;-)
(Bemo, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Fear the windsor.

Except she looks more constipated than telenkinetically deranged. Ho hum. Probably just as scary.
(Frogstar, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:52, archived)
# love the blood on her head
horrific.

They're all gonna laugh at you
They're all gonna laugh at you

(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# This has been in my head all day. Sorry.
To obsure? too retro?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:49, archived)
# errr
is that george?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Yes
it is George Roper.


now work out the pun.

or read the ALT
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# I remember his wife too...
...Mildead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:08, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Where's Mildred?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# george reaper?
pun-tastico!

do i win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# It was supposed to be
The Grim Roper.

But yours is good to.

You win the opportunity to all the Badgers you can eat. With mushrooms (sans snakes)
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# *puts bib on*
mmm... badgers....

edit: the conempt of a "pus bib" is too hideous to contemplate.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:59, archived)
# i like the responses here
www.b3ta.com/board/1903076
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:09, archived)
# not too inspired today, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Two legged cats
BOTTLETOP!

one gerbillion percent of pure FACT.

with knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# no no no no NO
the correct spelling is CORK!
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Yes
and that is indeed how I have spelled it.


Ah the power of the edit
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# aye
s'good innit?
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# hahahahahha
b r e a t h
hahahahahaha.



ha
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Just got some pics from my last gig

and I don't know if MizEmma's about but the paintmash she did of us that she was so embarassed about seems to be fairly accurate!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# she was
certainly paying attention to your clothes!
(jakeohoho, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:49, archived)
# I know!
Scarey innit!
Anyway, I'm off in a minute, fancy a beer? Meeting Cain and Smooth in the park if you do.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# meeting ross
in richmond. have a good'un. maybe see you friday.
(jakeohoho, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Just you
see that you do amingo!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Get a room.
Or learn how to email.


:p
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# piss
off
; )
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# what's
e-mail?
(jakeohoho, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# it that thing people use
to give their friends a virus, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:13, archived)
# you have a french horn player?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# I was just about to say that
I bet that makes for an interesting sound :)
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Dyslexic Dave loved his new Hardly Davidson
(I helped save b3ta! JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# damn windows sex pee background



i hate you all
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:42, archived)
# i just hate windows xp.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:43, archived)
# its arsing up
my new setup computer
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# 1st thing
I did on upgrading to XP is make it look like windows 98 and take all the stupid pointless animations off the menus and everything.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:45, archived)
# hahaha
same 'ere
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Yup
Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# i like the pointless animations
but i don't run xp on my machines, so perhaps it's because the novelty hasn't worn off :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# ditto
but now i use my lovely mac powerbook all the time

i don't think i've had to reboot for a couple of weeks now
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:52, archived)
# I like XP
I know it's not trendy not to hate M$, but I think XP is pretty damn good, it's caused me no grief at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# i know,
it's lovely, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# but
it tries to control everthing you do, it always tries to make you do it it's own way even if you don't want to.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:48, archived)
# nah
it just doesnt agree with my hardware, its too new for it



bumgay xp
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# what on earth are you talking about?
explain yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:52, archived)
# well lets put it this way
9/10 the time i ask people if they have had a virus on their computer they reply with 'yes, windows xp'
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# you obviously know
many many geeky people
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# you seem to know me
so well

yes of course, everyone i know is a geek. you're a fool. even the non-geeks know that windows sex pee fucks things up
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# i only use my xp pc
for games these days
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# me too
but it even fucked that up

edit/ i only have an xp pc since im too poor and unqualified to own a linux one aswell
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# well, windows xp home specifically.
and when I go home having to unfuck what they've done specifically.

and not being able to lock them down effectively because there isnt any of the nt admin tools for some reason.

and the fact that it needed 40 mb of updates as soon as it was installed.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:48, archived)
# ummm,
i installed suse linux and that needed about sixty megs of updates as soon as it was installed.

actually, i learnt the hard way that xp home has absolutely all of the functionality of xp professional (minus IIS which i don't want), it's just undocumented. reboot into safe mode and you can do just about everything will all manner of extra fancy options, i seem to remember.

i love lovely xp home.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# security updates mind.....
not just general new version of packages.

thing is suse package every application.


so every program on your system gets updated. not just the os.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# I didn't know that
then I've xp pro, so I've never had any need to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:59, archived)
# XP Homo Edition
is lovely:)

Works fine for me too...it's them...ignore them...fools:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Has anyone ever told you...
...you're beautiful when you are angry?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# giggle
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Good pun.
(Hobbes, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:46, archived)
# my impression of the september the 11th attacks:
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:40, archived)
# intriguing
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:43, archived)
# agreed
this should be analyzed by a qualified professional
(yakmonkey, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# your new style
has a certain 'childlike' quality to it Sunshine.
Have you been through regressive hypnosis recently?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# You appear
to have gone mental. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
#
the sun has got it's foetus on hip hip hip hooray
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:44, archived)
# he could wait for them to drop their guard...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:32, archived)
# is one of them
sucking the others nob
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# No,
it's just your sick perverted mind. :) He's obviously checking if has the correct grip on his... area.
(rhallstr, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# cox by name
cox by nature...hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:37, archived)
# bolton

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# strapon
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:46, archived)
# ok
now i just need to know exactly which icons are available if i donate now?
(Hobbes, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# spider, dalek, kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# is dalek the robot?
(Hobbes, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:40, archived)
# yep
dr who and all that
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# if it's not the spider or the kitten.
i'm just sayin...
(yakmonkey, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# just dickin' around


earlier....

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:29, archived)
# "Just dickin' around"
is exactly what Bush is doing.
(Harry, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Haha
I like the bottom one best but there both very good and most woo
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:31, archived)
# 101 damnations?
ebay2.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_e4632daa5f740e3174e092fa66cdb91b/i-1.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:34, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# What are you trying to say there?
Hmm???

Where's the Isle of England? Funny, how the English are so pacifistic(sp?) now, when in fact, your country is responsible for much mayhem over the last 250 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:38, archived)
# it wasn't us
it was them. Over there. With the funny hats.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:39, archived)
# thought so.
stupid funny hat wearing UK'ers
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:51, archived)
# I get war-like feelings....
...when people refer to the UK as England.

The Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish deserve their fair share of blame for making the world shite too you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:47, archived)
# I thought
The Northern Irish DESPISED the UK, and consider you an occupying force?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:50, archived)
# A lot of Northern Irish...
...consider themselves part of the United Kingdom and some don't.

Hence all the trouble.

At the moment though, Northern Ireland is part of the United Kindom and the people who live there have UK passports.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# about 50-50, isn't it?
i could be wrong. they're all as fucking bad as each other, if you ask me. i'm not feeling very argumentative tonight. i don't feel very well.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Yes
You did, didn't you.
(Seebeedee, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# I did what?
assume?

Or what? What are you saying????

I NO UNDERSTANDEE!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:08, archived)
# maybe so
but not as much as fools driven by Christian fundamentalist ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:08, archived)
# foot
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:27, archived)
# i like this
very evocative
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:28, archived)
#
tree 34?
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:31, archived)
# the 34th tree of this era
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# havent i seen this before
or something very similar?
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Go Kitty Go!

Kitty with a Porsche

Not too big then?
(rhallstr, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:26, archived)
# woo
there seem to be alot of cats today, why did you linky if it's ponly 135k?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:27, archived)
# dialuppers...
because he's a nicer person than you are :o)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Yeah
damn us dialuppers! Damn us all to hell!...A bunch of cunts we are. Demanding smaller file sizes!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Yeah!
If you're too cheap to pay for speed, you can wait all day! :D
(rhallstr, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)
# We can't get it round here though
you posh city folk!..

Well, I could get Satalite thingy ma bob if I had the money...but I'd still need my modem to upload...which is a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:41, archived)
# yay! that's ace!
and you can img-tag-it here aswell, because it's only ickle
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:28, archived)
# woo!
he needs to improve his clutch control though
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Ya, It's
a classic car, take it easy!
(rhallstr, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Woo
that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:33, archived)

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