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"here we go,here we go,here we go...............
here we go,here we go, here we go-o
Is it just me,or was there a singin in the rain poster here a minute ago?
/going mad
I will courteously delete this thread in a mo.
edit: It's back!!!
(/going mad
I will courteously delete this thread in a mo.
edit: It's back!!!
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:52,
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Weird.I thought I was going insane.
I will delete this thread in a mo...
(I will delete this thread in a mo...
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:53,
archived)
what would happen if everyone deleted their threads now?oh go i dread to think
it would be terrible, horrific, and messy
/apocayliptyc
(it would be terrible, horrific, and messy
/apocayliptyc
SarahRatt,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:57,
archived)
OK,I won't then...
see if I care...
*harumph*
(see if I care...
*harumph*
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:59,
archived)
ooo,just imagine.
Everything on the board would be archived.
Do it!
Doooooo iiit.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:12,
archived)
Everything on the board would be archived.
Do it!
Doooooo iiit.
Why Badger Day?Badger Day 2004 will take place on Saturday 19th June.
Each year the NFBG helps thousands of badgers in Britain. You can help badgers too, by organising or taking part in an event to raise funds for or awareness of the NFBG on or around National Badger Day.
(Each year the NFBG helps thousands of badgers in Britain. You can help badgers too, by organising or taking part in an event to raise funds for or awareness of the NFBG on or around National Badger Day.
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:53,
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(edit) i should point out for those that don't know that this is weebl's work not mine
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/
Spoon,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:56,
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.Vanessa laid in a bath full of baked beans, and raised smiles as well as money!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:58,
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NFBGStands for Nasty Fucking Badger Gang - shovels and hounds at the ready lads - we'll curb this TB epidemic in our Fresians.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:58,
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badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:20,
archived)
Ooh!badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom! mushroom!
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:57,
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ooooh, it's a snaaake!i've been listening to that non-stop for about half an hour, i think my brain has melted
( Spoon,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:58,
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yeah i noticed that.i wondered why the board wasn't refreshing from that stupid dog picture
( SarahRatt,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:53,
archived)
I'm mad too,will you shoot me?
( Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:54,
archived)
How cruel,it's not like it was something worthless, like a pensioner.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:54,
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TJFor those of you who don't like Real Player, apparently there's a new program out that will play Real files. Go to www.freecodecs.com and click the "Real Alternative" link. Haven't tried it myself yet.
(
Baz Fuck off,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:56,
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That'sabout all of us then...
( Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:58,
archived)
I might have a lookI've been forced to use real player by the bbc
(
Pootle,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:58,
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They didtrial Media Player a few months back. and that was better that the real player stream.
But then they stopped it.
(But then they stopped it.
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:00,
archived)
for streaming it's not too badit's playing stuff from the archives.
I hate the way real tries to start up every time.
My PC is old & tired it doesn't need things auto starting.
(I hate the way real tries to start up every time.
My PC is old & tired it doesn't need things auto starting.
Pootle,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:06,
archived)
I know what you meanI have recently uprated mine, so it makes it a bit better.
But Real, I thought, really had the market by the balls with their format, until now. A free Real player that isn't bloatware will be a good thing.
(But Real, I thought, really had the market by the balls with their format, until now. A free Real player that isn't bloatware will be a good thing.
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:09,
archived)
No doubt they'll try and shut down the developers.But it'll be too late, it's out there. I suppose they'll be able to block it server-side eventually...
( Baz Fuck off,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:10,
archived)
the evolution one is one my desktopas its also the name of the company i work for. i never said thank you.
( Your Mum,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:33,
archived)
you arewelcome!
i'll expect my royalty check within the week. ;)
/100% not of fact
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:43,
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i'll expect my royalty check within the week. ;)
/100% not of fact
I still think Schoolis really really good.
(
StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:53,
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havnt seen it yetbut Ill agree coz I really liked school me. =)
(
Alfie,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:00,
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THIS IS A SHAMELESS PLUG FROM THE GUYS OF ESKIMO TOCCATAthese are 2 of our MP3's and a link to our site.. i know that you will love them.. go on! thy are muchos woo!
Eskimo Toccata - Styrofoam
Eskimo Toccata - Not Another Teenage Love Song
Eskimo Toccata's Web Site
(and yes im aware its a shameless plug to get heard!!)
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:29,
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Eskimo Toccata - Styrofoam
Eskimo Toccata - Not Another Teenage Love Song
Eskimo Toccata's Web Site
(and yes im aware its a shameless plug to get heard!!)
Yes and no......when i say yes.. i mean no... and when i say no.. i mean no....
it is punk.. kinda.. cool stuff.. i dunno, odd genre
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:31,
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it is punk.. kinda.. cool stuff.. i dunno, odd genre
mm...speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedcore is crazy good fun.. but... ESKIMOCORE is wicked good!
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:33,
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Will there be tea, cake, crumpetsand cucumber sandwiches with the crusts taken off?
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:31,
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*fiction*it's sc-owns
if it was meant to be pronounced "scons" it's be spelt scons, bit as it's spelt scones, it's pronounced "sc-owns"
(if it was meant to be pronounced "scons" it's be spelt scons, bit as it's spelt scones, it's pronounced "sc-owns"
Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:42,
archived)
not to be confusedwith "sconce" which is a light fitting on a wall.
( Batsgirl,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:43,
archived)
Bollocks it would be.This is English we're talking about here, half the fucking language is spelt incorrectly.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:47,
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um,scon
e \Scone\, n. A cake, thinner than a bannock, made of wheat or barley or oat meal.
(e \Scone\, n. A cake, thinner than a bannock, made of wheat or barley or oat meal.
abaddon,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:01,
archived)
At leastyou're honest, but I'm still not going to click any of your links.
( Ijon Tichy,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:35,
archived)
must be your hormonesnow you're giving birth to Tony's clone...
( thebear is thebear,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:33,
archived)
too lateit's going to be in the next boing news
would you mind doing a bashir/diana type interview for Trevor McFluffy...
(would you mind doing a bashir/diana type interview for Trevor McFluffy...
thebear is thebear,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:39,
archived)
not in the slightestin what format would you like the interview? And what do I get for it? ;-)
( Batsgirl,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:42,
archived)
it would be a serial comic strip with a sorta likeness or even batgirland would be very silly
my email add is in my profile send me your and I'll work on it
could be a laugh
Oh and you get paid in curly wurlies, the international currency of b3ta news
(my email add is in my profile send me your and I'll work on it
could be a laugh
Oh and you get paid in curly wurlies, the international currency of b3ta news
thebear is thebear,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:44,
archived)
so have youhooand before anybody starts putting infinity and infinity together this should make you all laugh
( thebear is thebear,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:54,
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because port royale wasn't sinfulenough in the pirates film?
( bananaman,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:29,
archived)
cute...and hello all...
not really here tonight as have bit of a problem but suddenly realised there is a b3tan out there who may be able to help with info ... so apologies for threadjack but...
***CALLING SPLORP! CALLING SPLORP!***
if you're lurking and wouldn't mind a 5 minute workesque chat can you let me know / email / 4rthur / phone... ta...
(not really here tonight as have bit of a problem but suddenly realised there is a b3tan out there who may be able to help with info ... so apologies for threadjack but...
***CALLING SPLORP! CALLING SPLORP!***
if you're lurking and wouldn't mind a 5 minute workesque chat can you let me know / email / 4rthur / phone... ta...
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:18,
archived)
fuckno i don't actually, sorry. i was convinced i did. how rare.
( zerolicious,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:25,
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i've just found his email address...so shall try that instead... ta anyway... :/
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:33,
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you really don't likevicky poulter do you?
(
Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:26,
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hee heeno, i do. it was a joke. she didnt find it funny though! i did. shame...
(
Jobe,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:28,
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She's really let herself go, you know, has Catherine B3ta Jones...
If this hasn't been done before, I'll eat my snood. And do I care? Not in the slightest.
How dare anybody suggest that I have too much time on my hands?
Edit: Damn! And it's rubbish!
100% of Gibbon,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:07,
archived)
I quite like itI bet that's what would happen if she discovered b3ta.
( Batsgirl,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:08,
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and she was so slim as Catherine Cheetah Jones too....
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:09,
archived)
hmmmthat is good id agree but id also agree that it must have been done before (surely!)
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:10,
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Ha haYou can't tell Kitten is down the pub without you, can you...
:)
(:)
Ijon Tichy,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:11,
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Well, i had an all-day bender onCanvey Island yesterday, so fair's fair. She said she'd be back about 9, so I'm guestimating approx 2 tomorrow morning with a penguin tattooed on her forehead. That Smirny is a bad influence, you know.
( 100% of Gibbon,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:14,
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I sincerely hopeyou're kidding about Canvey Island..!
(If not, I'd like to know why I weren't invited).
Don't worry, I don't think Lora is going to be there, so everyone is probably safe...
((If not, I'd like to know why I weren't invited).
Don't worry, I don't think Lora is going to be there, so everyone is probably safe...
Ijon Tichy,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:17,
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That Lora? What has she been up to, then?The Canvey Island trip was loosely football related. I drank 8 cans of lager on the train and passed out and approximately 5.00. Fortunately, I caught my second wind at about 6.00 and managed to keep going until midnight. I'm fucking paying for it today, though - not just hangover, either. Genuine not-wellness. Serves me right for getting spasticarsholed.
( 100% of Gibbon,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:23,
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Spazz my nameand you should quickly find the photos Fnord posted last night.
Pretty much everything except the props was done by Lora (I believe).
Why on earth you'd want to go to Canvey Island for anything let alone a football related piss-up is beyond me.
(Pretty much everything except the props was done by Lora (I believe).
Why on earth you'd want to go to Canvey Island for anything let alone a football related piss-up is beyond me.
Ijon Tichy,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:26,
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KILL IT!WOO!
AND AARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH in equal portions
(AND AARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH in equal portions
the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:41,
archived)
Why the hell are there all those 118 numbers?Did you know theres one called 118GAY?
100% Fact
Anyway, for your personal enjoyment, I have created a list for you here.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:02,
archived)
100% Fact
Anyway, for your personal enjoyment, I have created a list for you here.
Actually,118118 - aka "The Number" is one of the most expensive.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:04,
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i can't say i ever called 192, so i doubti'll bother with these either. it's much more fun guessing phone numbers until you get the right one
( stevierar,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:04,
archived)
Or using the free online directory enquiriesat www.bt.com
( Baz Fuck off,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:05,
archived)
or saying to your mates"give me your number and I'll call you"
( Batsgirl,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:06,
archived)
i once ran the operator from a phonebox,and asked for the number for santa claus.
when he said he didn't have it, I screamed "You mean he doesn't exist?" and wailed and blubbered down the telephone at him
i was such a tear-away
(when he said he didn't have it, I screamed "You mean he doesn't exist?" and wailed and blubbered down the telephone at him
i was such a tear-away
stevierar,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:06,
archived)
I once called 192and asked for the number for directory enquiries.
They seemed quite confused by my request.
(They seemed quite confused by my request.
Mr Peet,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:20,
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We usedto ask if there was an Operator on the line and then tell them to get off cos there was a train coming.
( Ijon Tichy,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:24,
archived)
wow me and my mate oncerang the opperator and said "operator this is neo were in" this confused the opperator and when he asked us if we were messing about we apologised and said we must have the wrong oporator
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:47,
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11 88 88Is the second cheapest, but has a reasonable service.
Of course, you could use www.bt.com/directory-enquiries/dq_home.jsp for free.
(Of course, you could use www.bt.com/directory-enquiries/dq_home.jsp for free.
Mystery_Bob,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:07,
archived)
That's fantastic!It's nearly as good as www.118info.org.uk/providers.html
( Baz Fuck off,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:04,
archived)
why do homosexualsneed a seperate directory enquiries? do they speak a differenet language to the rest of us
( The Incredible... accident free since,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:32,
archived)
but we could justget those numbers from directory enquiries
( barnesy,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:04,
archived)
i think theycall that one "gay-lo pages"*
*may not be 100% FACT
(*may not be 100% FACT
Jobe,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:16,
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i'm not impressedwith the way you portrayed me in that anim.
and he's missing piercings and tat
woo!
(and he's missing piercings and tat
woo!
Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:59,
archived)
my mum just saw that for the first time as she walked pastshe is giggling like a loon :)
( Batsgirl,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:05,
archived)
that is one ofthe weirdest and funniest WOO's I've seen.
FACT
(FACT
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:42,
archived)
hehetrapdoor.
speccy i belive :-P
(speccy i belive :-P
Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:01,
archived)
IndeedyMany a frustrating hour, being called upon by 'im upstairs.
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:05,
archived)
I had it on my old spectrum+I never did finish it.
It was well'ard.
(It was well'ard.
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:03,
archived)
not just yoursmine too
(
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:05,
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I had no ideathey'd done a game for it.
Woo to your anim sir!
(Woo to your anim sir!
Ijon Tichy,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:07,
archived)
that looks remarkablylike an old Speccy or Comodore game.
Very nice indeed.
(EDIT: Doh, it was a game... no idea what it was, sorry... Could it be Trapdoor by any chance?)
(Very nice indeed.
(EDIT: Doh, it was a game... no idea what it was, sorry... Could it be Trapdoor by any chance?)
DoctorGonzo should be more drunk,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:01,
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Quick and dirty
Edit: heehaw, ker-ping! Blessings, MD. Now enjoy your dancing.
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:46,
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I dunnobut that post was haiku-like in its simplicity.
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:52,
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haikus are for gays,i am a bumgay,
thus i'm posting this haiku
(thus i'm posting this haiku
stevierar,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:55,
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the 7 sylablesshould be in the middle line
( Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:56,
archived)
haikus are for gays,thus i'm posting this haiku
i am a bumgay,
there, abstract haikus, i knew it didn't look right
(i am a bumgay,
there, abstract haikus, i knew it didn't look right
stevierar,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:58,
archived)
i have seen thatbut not on b3ta
( The Incredible... accident free since,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:36,
archived)
I wish I was like 6 foot nineSo I could get with Cleo
She don't know me but she's really fine
6 music is good for you
(She don't know me but she's really fine
6 music is good for you
Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:37,
archived)
ehwhats this lord of the rings frame capture about?
(
Paper Tiger,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:19,
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For Bananaman(
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:41,
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I lovespirates
for many reasons
EDIT: YARRRRRRRRR YA SKIRVY SEADOGS
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:43,
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for many reasons
EDIT: YARRRRRRRRR YA SKIRVY SEADOGS
Why thank youMaybe pep could put it in the front page? For Pirate day and all...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:48,
archived)
i've sent it to freshlegs forwww.herdofnerds.net because she rather loves pirates.
( bananaman,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:51,
archived)
I rather do too...Why were there no Scottish Pirates?
Ohh.. I know, nobody took a man wearing a skirt seriously...
HAHAHAHAHA
(waits patiently for ass-kicking)
(Ohh.. I know, nobody took a man wearing a skirt seriously...
HAHAHAHAHA
(waits patiently for ass-kicking)
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:54,
archived)
awwwthank you for such kind words :)
(turns a bit pink)
edit: btw - just saw your paintmashed seasons, i really like it!
((turns a bit pink)
edit: btw - just saw your paintmashed seasons, i really like it!
amaryllis,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:39,
archived)
A short stroll in the woods.......
ticket, money, passport.... did I miss anything... oh yeah, coat.
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:31,
archived)
....awful, simply awful ;)and yet great, so great!
(perhaps you could increase time on the badger frame? One can never spend too much time looking at badgers)
verbal,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:33,
archived)
"increase time on the badger frame"...sound advice in all areas of modern day life.
( Mystery_Bob,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:35,
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I like thatso i'll give it a Woo
Even though its a dreadfull pun !
(,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:45,
archived)
Even though its a dreadfull pun !
hehethat's my bad, he don't normally look that bad
edit: you use msn or anything?
(edit: you use msn or anything?
Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:42,
archived)
why notpick a date in about a month's time, stick it on arthur and change your name to advertise it in the meantime? Probably better to work to a forced plan rather than just throw ideas about.
( barnesy,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:47,
archived)
i was tryingto get rnuk in msn so we could work summat out :-P
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:49,
archived)
Scaredey-puff.......scaredy-puff scaredey-puff scaredy-puff scaredey-puff scaredy-puff scaredey-puff scaredy-puff scaredey-puff scaredy-puff scaredey-puff scaredy-puff scaredey-puff WOOOO WOOOOOOO! scaredy-puff scaredey-puff scaredy-puff scaredey-puff scaredy-puff scaredey-puff scaredy-puff scaredey-puff scaredy-puff scaredey-puff scaredy-puff scaredey-puff scaredy-puff scaredey-puff scaredy-puff scaredey-puff
( Mystery_Bob,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:31,
archived)
schtecum schtecum*makes very bad Ivor the Engine noises
( Lynxkitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:35,
archived)
its not just the Fearits the tapeworm that worries me :s
( Lynxkitten,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:41,
archived)
You may have heard this before, butyour nick reminds me of Run DMC.
( azerty,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:43,
archived)
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