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[challenge entry] Let's get this out of the way, shall we?

/geek
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# *slap*
Awful.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# vim kings?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Better than gvimkings
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# or
emacskings.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Or nanokings
..nah, just joeking.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# jovekings
shirly,

Mind you picokings and edkings and textpadkings don't quite have the same ring
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:26, archived)
# arf !
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Admittedly
that's where the idea came from.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Ahahaha
But well done for b3ting me to it.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# HEHEHEH vi kings
thats good i like that
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Ha ha
I like it. I was gonna do it with a crown on top but didnt. Thought I'd get called a geek.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Geek!
 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# They came to rape, pillage and destroy
They came to rape, pillage and destroy
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm...



(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# That's
great!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# If anyone else needs pictures of viagra...
...try your inboxes. Grr. grr.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# don't
need it as apparently my penis is too small.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# But I'll be able to buy all the Viagra I need...
...as soon as this $15,000,000 comes through from Nigeria.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Kelly wants me to meet her at her site.
She's horny for me.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# yeah
and my septic tank's fucked
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha
!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
you know-
one day when all the spam is killed I will miss it in some regards.

always makes me feel kinda warm and welcome when 'Tiny teens' tell me about there experiences and want me to visit them, whilst some person I never met wants to sell me a degree...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# good luck
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# LOL
:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# :D
Hahaha
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Blimey
that looks like Russ Abbott - f'you ask me, let him stay limp!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Do you think you could
take the word "probably" out of your name...?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Okay then,
but I'm still not budging on the norks situation.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# ...
"...budging on the norks..."
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Oh for heaven's sake
what are you - making up for Baz and Sick Boy not being around at the mo?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# You brought norks up!
I had nothing to do with it... them.... whatever...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Yeah, yeah..
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Oooooh.
Erik-tions.

Edit: You have no idea how tempted I was at compo-ing that.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Of course ....
.. the Vikings had a special squad of especially violent and viscious storm troops
that went into battle hepped up on magic mushrooms ..... called Bezerkers .. look there's one.



/chain mail
/longboat
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Arf!
Quick! Make it a compy entry!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# 'you'll never make a berzerker if you let it all out...'
'end of a family tradition'



'and besides, it's dangerous'
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Alright.
Who the bloody hell is that guy?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Life as a viking accountant was never easy...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# True.
It's a hard Leif.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha - woo!
this is going to be a good week

edit: morning everyone! just found out i get to keep my cpp programming job, huzzah!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# If he tries to get away with not declaring the raping as well
the tax man's gonna come down like a tonne of bricks on him
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Excellent use of the
correct spelling for 'tonne' there. Good job.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Thanks
.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# but
what does 'pillage' mean ?
can we still partake in that particular activity today ?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# if you're an army person
or even if you're not

call the pillage hotline, only £1/min
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# brilliant
yes we can then !
who needs brittanica when we've got b3tannica !
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# heh heh!
nice.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Sorry

I really am...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# i like that :)
puppies for all!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# and a posh penguin

highly original.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# ree-ee-post
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Grrrrrr
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# how cute!!!
:D i want one
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Are you sure?
It's 8 metres tall (notice how I translated that into metric units for our lovely continental friends?)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# You can have this one
Nearly had my finger orf he did.
Not to mention all the raping and pillaging he dose.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# aww
bless
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheap and Cheerful
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# gay vikings?
you've got your fact all wrong. they should be on the front of badger baters weekly.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# veeeerr
yyy slooowwwww....

shurley a site called 'techsupport.co.uk' should be a little quicker .. ?

edit: hmm, it's loaded fine on the refresh ...

ooops.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Loads fine for me.
You must be a big gay wooftah.

Although at 150k, it's a little on the heavy side.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# reduced to
33k now better. Shouldnt be slow its on a 2 mg line but the server is only a 486 so that could be it but its usually fine.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# A 2 Mbit line is actually a bit on the slow side
for hosting stuff posted here. Most people use a dedicated web host.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Who
do most people use then ? I use this one cos its a test machine in work. We get to play at being sys admins.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# MSN groups is a good bet because it's free
and no-one feels to bad about Microsoft footing the bill. Erm, there's an MSN faq around somewhere.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# in the faq at the top of the page
or in my profile
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Thanks
gents but no good for me :( blocked by the firewall.

Thanks for the advice anyhows.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# I love
"Under Construction" pages.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# oh god.
thats bloody appaling..
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# I know
its not mine honest I only have the bit that says ~lee
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# the viking on the left
has a green man up his arse

this displeases me
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# i like big butts and i cannot lie
u ova girls cant deny, wen a guy walks in with an itty-bitty waist n a round thing in ur face thts gr8!
curvy men....wud tht eva bcome sexy?
(im on holiday in india n on a frends computer n cant get free web spcae, but i promise u the picture wen i return 2 england on wednesday)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# I can hardly wait.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# i've already
soiled me keks
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# hmm
i think i'm okay for poo-feeling, thanks
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# no
no I don't
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# When come back
bring dictionary.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# heh
heh
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Oooh
is that the time?

Goodbye fair folk - I can't handle this shit.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Do you want to handle
my shit?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# hey, come back
this morning has been great!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# tata
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# your deliberate use of txt spk
infuriates me
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# could
be worse though - could be l33t.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# i'm not sure which
infuriates me more

i think they're quite even - they both make me want to kill
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# yeah
along with people who have REALLY LOUD text message alerts on their phones - if it's that bloody important i'm sure they'll ring you...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# i have
coldplay - clocks

as my ringtone. now that's annoying.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# too
bloody right - mind you, saying that i've got r-types and mooncresta as mine - hmmmm.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# People with mobile phones are annoying.
Simple as that.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# do
you not own one ?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# ahh the joys of the silent alert
mmm vibration
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# consonant
consonant consonant vowel vowel vowel consonant consonant consonant vowel
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# streaustro?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# carole vorderman
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# bless
you
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I'm not sure
you SHOULD come back..
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# can you promise good vocabulary?
if not, i shall not be as excited
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# that's nice dear
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# .
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you for the vikings

(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# mmm...

dressed crab...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# jolly good
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Those vikings got everywhere first


(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# the shadow
pleases me greatly
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# hehehe
On that note, didn't Baron Munchausen sail there first?
He met the king of the moon, and his detactable head.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# no he did
that after the vikings
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Battersea Pøwer Statiøn
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Ooh
now that is beautiful.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# lovely.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Oh wow!
Too fab for words.
*sits back and dreams of such a world*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Superb!
You da man, etc.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# fuckin yay
i can see tut power station out me window
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)
# pass
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Is that raisin bread
in his toast-rack hair?
Mmm, raisin bread......
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# well, it's a friday

and hummus supplies are in decline
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Your Hummus
is in full flow, sir.
Full. Flow.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Yay for Dave
sticking to his guns - though he's gonna get a tad wet if they take to the sea.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Are you coming tonight
then or was last time enough?

Anyone else? Details on 4rthur
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Yeah, I'll probably be there
got a colleagues leaving drinks to go to first, but should be able to stagger over to Farringdon.

Hold on......


Edit/ happy now?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I'm holding
it now...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Nice!
Now post loads of messages so everyone gets to see it!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# I just
sent an email to my peeps to see if any of them wanna come along.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# ace
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# yay!
top stuff
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Good Luck Mate!
I had an interview yesterday, 2 bloody hours it was 2 BLOODY HOURS.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# what
the HELL were they doing to you?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# It was horrible
HORRIBLE
They asked me questions
*shiver*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# i doubt woolworths
are ones for long interviews :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Are you surly?
Are you spotty?
How do you look in green?

(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# they wear red.
i thought
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# The last "proper" interview I had
lasted all day (09:00-18:30) and I didn't even get the bloody job :(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# you are soooo goooooooood
you are my new god!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# haha!
cheap but effective
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# tee hee
I like that.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# brilliant
!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Inspect
'er norks?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Ninj
Brilliant welcome back Hype
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# *SPLUTTER!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# hehe
i love inspector morse
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# fun for bakers
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# nut
errrr?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
that's great :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Buntastic!
You sir are dough-nuts.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# HAHA!
First time this morning I've actually REALLY laughed out loud!

Well done :-D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha
winner eats all !
mmmmmm doughnuts
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Yay.
There's nought better when you're feeling cross!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Bun-zai!
.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Ha ha
that is brill
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Yay!
Though that's making me feel a tad peckish.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Well done sir!
Have my brand new minted woo.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# does she
fart the 'yay'?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# front
or back ?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Is that some kind of
filthy euphemism?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# i hope
not
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# indeed
from her very own bottom!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] nobody had anticipated the new threat to national security
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# what?
what the heck? Does is bring David Blaine for his stunt?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Oi! That's not a new threat!
Canute did that in the 9th century. Still, I'd like to see them pull *this* bridge down.

*sigh*... those were the days.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Ya wan chilly sauce n chips?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# pffft
That be too damned funny!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Woo
Yay

Salad?
chilizause?

pearoast
it's shit i know, i did it a long time ago
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)

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