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Eric the... (terrible)

Second try - apologies... if not, feck this - I'm off fer a pint.

Mod Edit: there you go. Now BUY US A PINT

(microsaulxp, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

See the edit button.

use the edit button

see the FAQ

use the FAQ
.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

try this

edit: not even a thank you? how about a "cock of you interfering cunt" then?

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SarahRatt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

How many pints would it take you 'til you found a 4' 11'' mongoloid attractive?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)

It was about 2.5

as far as I can remember...

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)

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SarahRatt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)

Månbehr

Ancestor of Danni Behr
edit: damn poor! i should go now
/coat

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SarahRatt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

Chump

RULES!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

YES!

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

Just as fake as the original version...

Sometimes my mind tells me to do strange things... but click for bigger.

(joe stoner dot com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

but

funnier!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

laugh it baby!

laugh it hard!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

superb

w/y/h

(pips, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

*giggle*

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)

tis

good

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)

thanks!

I have NYC on the brain, probably because I'm going there tonight. Is it bad karma to make a pic like this just before going to the city?

(joe stoner dot com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)

Class

Work!

(Alienboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)

haha :)

([DR]_Evil, Sat 6 Sep 2003, 6:32, archived)

A long time ago

in a longship far far away...

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Hoagie, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

hahahahaha!

silly.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

THREADJACK

just for public knowledge
I did not make this new gumballwebshite
www.gumball3000.com
Due to the highly graphical nature of this website we recommend it is viewed
with a minimum 2 Gig Processor and a minimum 17" Display set to Millions.????????????????????????????????frig off

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

cool!

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

it is shite isn't it..

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Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

yup

and nice and easy to update i reckon & lurvley flash work, blurk.. HAHAHah

When will the man listen to me, and make it a friggin $$$ car portal. plonker.

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

Darkedge

I'm having a big party in brighton on the 18th... at the corcorde2 . do you want to come along and bring buddies?
edit:it's free, with free drinks
edit: i take that as a no then:(

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)

that loading

is realy fucking anoying.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)

Gosh

I can imagine that waiting 997 years for the start of the race could mean that some of their cars have got a bit rusty.

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chthonic, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)

3000 is the milage.

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)

I am stupid.

I'm not a car person.

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chthonic, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)

I pillaged your sheep,

old man

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)

Your lack of danegeld

disturbs me.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)

Is that David Blaine?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)

Hahaha

that is so

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

Fred had a feeling......

Something bad was about to happen

(Mad Frank, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

hahah!

love that!

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stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

hahaha

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rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

Insane!!!

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)

woo!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)

haha

v good!

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amaryllis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)

that is quality

Woo

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)

Woo!

Yay!
Houpla!

...that is all :)

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)

excellentasticness

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)

hahahahahahaha

*choke*
*cough*
hahahahahahaha

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

Yay!

Cheered me up no end.

(Fur King Wang Car, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

Love it.

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

fanny

tastic that is

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

woo

i like that, tho i'm wondering where the window reflections on the balloon are coming from

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)

Yay

First frontpage! Thanks everyone :):):):)

(Mad Frank, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)

ha ha!

like it.

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mrRush, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

Awww hehehe

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)

that's

great

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

Nooooo

poor Fred - what will become of him? Somebody save him - quick!

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)

"oh no, not again"

and etc

woo

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)

Continuing the Viking theme...

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

beautiful

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

nice

the fruit option would be good for long voyages, stop the scurvy.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)

And most fetching

they are too - woo to flowery Viking hats!

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)

Oh my pøør head

Sørry abøut the big døwnløad (600k!) før a bad punchline, but it's all I cøuld cøme up with for now.
Click left mouse buttock here
I'll get put my thinking head on and get something decent up this weekend.

(Surgeon_General, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

Does

it loop?

(StrangeOne, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

I thought that would hurt someone else's head.

(Surgeon_General, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 18:11, archived)

hurm

*wonders if he can start a bandwagon

(Fort, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

Oi fuck off

twunt, the last thing the world need is a boring sign bandwagon
You may be bored, but there's no reason to inflict it upon use

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

Are you getting enough sex?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)

erm

is it possible to get enough sex?

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

in a word.

no.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

You should come down the Wagonwheel Bar with me!

I just know there are some nice boys down there for you.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

Yes.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)

what with a sore

tumpsy I suppose it would be quite easy

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)

It certainly brings a color to my cheeks.

Perhaps you need to damage yourself in some way?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

that's a wonderful idea Dawn

I may slice my thingy down the side, and insert some small ball bearings in the wound

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)

I think you should have someone hold you down.

I mean, you're such a pussy with pain and all, you might just scratch it or put pen on it to make us think you'd been self-harming.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

damn you've seen through my fake self harm

scheme, I just wanted to fit in with the cool kids, who like to stick metal through themselves.
Oh the shame

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

I don't like this any more than you do.

Perhaps I can give your life new meaning with an asymmetrical bob and flags of all nations banjee nails?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)

my hair is unkempt

and out of control, I could do with a consultation, then cut

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)

I know.

I'll just do a tea leaf reading for you. Ms Ajeleli has finished her cup now....

Well, don't put your beige headscarf in the tumble-dryer, and don't crash through a grocer's window if you don't want damaged kidneys from all the tinned fruit.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)

There speaks

a female i think.

(DMQOB, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)

They are all mad for my tumpsy.

And my personality too.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)

runs off into corner

and hides

(Fort, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

Well, if that's how you approach matters of sexual filfullment...

...I understand now.

Besides a corner is the worst place to hide.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

Just look

at that bloke in the Blair Witch Project, didn't turn out too well for him in the corner

(Mr_Bobbins, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)

I couldn't watch that piece of crap on principle.

It SO WASN'T SCARY!!

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

The second one certainly isn't

it's on par with The Avengers for awful films

(Mr_Bobbins, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)

THEY WERE BOTH CRAP!

You ACTUALLY saw the second one?

aha hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I'm going out for sex with an old tramp now, so don't even BOTHER to respond.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)

Enjoy.

(Mr_Bobbins, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)

I had sex with that Tramp, while Ms Ajeleli was looking.

She kept kissing her teeth all the way through to put me off.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)

He should be proud.

I wonder who he murdered and how? Maybe he followed a young hippy couple down a lane and while they were cooing about nature, HE CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS with an axe.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

well done!

I don't think you could have tried less hard ;)

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rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

lol

lol

(Fort, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

b3ta radio show

is now available for download from my profile

(strange things were happening to my stream today (parp!), so there may be some hiccups in the file)

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matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

does drawing around my eye, putting on a bowler hat

holding a knife, and taking a photo of myself make ME a sad fuck?

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stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

it makes you look like

Mr Benn's wife chopping vegetables.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

it's that

easy to see?

*changes identy again*

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stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)

yay!

you ledge!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

Does anyone know what they

actually played, when they should have been playing "Christmas At The Zoo"?
Cheers matt! :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

no idea

this is the track list -
they skipped a couple and got totally out of synch towards the end.

1 William_Shatner_Miss_United_States.mp3
2 thundercats
3 pants
4 christmas at the zoo
5 Bozilla - I wanna be loftys mate.mp3
6 The Dead Milkmen - Methodist Colouring Book
7 The Dead Milkmen - PunkRockGirl
8 disparate dan - work it out
9 disparate dan - dirty
10 go kart mozart - elephant trnks
11 el bimbo
12 cameltoe
13 chickenhearts
14 Wesley_Willis-Rock_n_Roll_McDo.mp3
15 09 - Spike Jones & Hi#90C21.mp3
16 Kissing_Club_-_Sex_Instructor.mp3
17 sacre2.mp3
18 happy flowers - mom i gave the cat acid
19 biz bizley - dudley rd
20 Down In The Wrecking Yard - Legendary Stardust Cowboy
21 APHEX-Mario
22 Opblaaskrokodil
23 FHQWHGADS
24 acidic cholera
25 tell_me_why_our_version.mp3
26 tourettes
27 ickeair.mp3
28 richard_cheese_baby_got_back

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chthonic, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)

I wish I'd suggested:

Kinko the kid loving clown
and
Boogie Woogie Amputee
Rather than just lurking.

(Surgeon_General, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)

last

time I ever request a Shooby Taylor track! :-|

*sulk sulk sulk*

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)

gnash

I want that hour back!

(Rich-BRF, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

Diamond

You are.

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers

badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers Mushroom Mushroom!!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)

Lost in space

Poor bastards

(Gumdrops, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

I am not in the zone

but i'll post this anyway

(Halin, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)

Can someone tell me what the picture is, to ensure my continued b3ta enjoyment?

I can't see it because (a) company firewall filters out groups.msn.com and (b) too much valpolicella

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monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

Some sort of viking squirrel orgy.

Valpollicella? Are you posh?

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

thanks kindly. squirrel orgy. nice.

valpolicella? Nah, someone else was buying. It's all just vino to me.

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monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)

lucky you

I'd like someone to take me out for lunch and buy me valpolicella.

Any offers? I'll try to chew with my mouth closed and not dribble.

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)

Imagine the scene if you will...

There is a field of grass upon which there are three squirels. One, the furthest from the viewer is wearing what appears to be a helm.
The two closest two to the observer seem to engaging in consensual buggery, the sponge is shouting 'Uf Da' while the rock is wearing a cotton wool wig.
Exits are N E and S
What will you do next?

(Surgeon_General, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)

you said it better than me

/relurk

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)

don't lurk

we need less lurking around here

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monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

why?

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)

Oooh! Nice description. I will

] go home because it's home time

thanks awfully!

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monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)

Follow The Fear!

On another note, Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)

god yes.

I've been humming that all day.
I think i'm going insane.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

ARGHHHH the penguins!!!

(happymat27, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)

Woo!

and a yay!

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)

They're just pissed off cos they can't fly.

Night all. See you on monday, when I should be in a better mood.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

Tata

Get the rats out. NOW!

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

The rats are staying where they are

while I get trolleyed. And maybe go to see Felix da Housecat.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

that's speciesism that is.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

both poles?

they can sail a long way then...
and what about the viking polar bears?

(Edit: too awful to be a compo entry really, but thereyou are)

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

Woo, Yay!

(sorry, I cheated and used a translation tool I found!)

(darth_sane, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

i'm not a viking

i dont understand

edit:ahh right, sorry, i should read more

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

still

quite cool

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)

The translator's

having you on, it's quite clearly "Poo Ore".

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Dogtanian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)

it's a suprise

they got anywhere in the water

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stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

Good work

where on earth would you find an english to ancient norse rune translator?

Certainly isnt on babelfish lol

(The Amazing Overlord That Is Stu, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)

it is

you have to first go to INTERNET TIME TRAVELER.com and click 100AD

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

Oh... excuse me while I nip to the loo...

...I think I've got the runes.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)

yup

warrents a laugh that 1

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

Lol!

Nice one!

(darth_sane, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

it says poo

heehee

(~Sunny~, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

sorry to threadjack

but i'm sure i remember someone saying there was unlimited storage space on MSN groups, but accoridng to the one i just made theres only 3MB

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)

yep 3mb.

no more

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)

oh so it's not quite

the unlimited i had imagined, i think i'll stick to angelfire

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

unlimited bandwidth,

and they let you remote link, which angelfire won't.

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rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

i allways remote link from angelfire

allways have and probably allways will

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)

that doesn't mean

that anyone else can see your pictures though...

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rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

people have been known

to have angelfire accounts just vanish.
(They are probably a bit bandwidth sensitive)

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

MSN is better

and so far, I've had one for over a year without them deleting it

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

but that's 3MB per msn passport

and you can create many as you want.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

well someone was either a lying

or utterly mistaken
You just set up lots of msn accounts if you want more space

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

Worked better in my head, but..

Try as he might, he just wasn't one of the lads...

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)

these new people posting about the radio,

they're just not JEFF, are they?

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bananaman, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

Ahhh

Jeff.
Those were the days...

Pretty shit weren't they?

Hahaha

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

yup

i think it was deffinately meant 2 be a head thing

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

Vikings and geekery,

excellence.

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

They would have chopped your weakling head off.

With one of their bloodaxes.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)

woo!

(there you go kenneth)

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stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

I should be so Loki....

Loki Loki Loki....

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Owza, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)

a decent punchline,

rejoice!

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bananaman, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)

eumph

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)

Huzzah!

A laugh. And Kylie. Sadly with too many clothes on.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

I think

Kylie should be made to die

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

thats not nice

jason would be gutted

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

he should be

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

Some people would

pay money to see that.

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

Kapow!

I like your style

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

Ker-Plunk!

I love your thick glossy hair.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

I think Kylie should be made to give me a chewie.

Then sit on my face.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

erm...

y a devil chicken?

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

yup

im the thickest person on the board - and thats the TRUTH (although I haven't been about much lately)

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)

Heheheheheeee

Me likey.

Shame Kylie's a waste of air, really.

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

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