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ok, my one way ticket to hell has just been confirmed

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Muns, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:45, archived)

To hell you say?

BTW Def Lepard are on the coach because it was the only decent Google image of a bus interior where I could cut and paste Vincent Price into, Plus I never really liked Def Lepard

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)

Def Lepard

What has nine arms and sucks?
And yeah for a Canadian joke!

(useless, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)

not the first time that's been done

so you'll have company

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)

i doubted the originality of it

but i thought i'd just do it anyway :)

(

Muns, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)

hehehe..i would

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NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)

The

Spong bit makes me laugh like a loon.
It shouldn't.
But it does.

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)

um..

that's modern art!

you could win the turner prize for that

if you wanted to

(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:45, archived)

you

think?

(

NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)

In the same way that any old crap can win the Turner Prize I guess :)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)

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?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)

yay

that looks like my auntie beryl

(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)

That deserves a...

(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)

woo

woos all round

(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)

I had a dream like that once.

and it was very scary.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)

i had a dream like that too

except in mine he had mouths for eyes instead of closed ones

(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)

Eek!

spooky!
What's with the name, pecker?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)

dunno ill change it

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?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)

arf!

that reminds me of Nobby's Piles!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:45, archived)

Celine Adams? Bryan Dione?!?

I am so sorry for what I have unleashed unto the world...

(Robj, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)

the bryan adams fan club

must surely consist of his mum and his mum alone.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)

maybe that is

his mum?

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:32, archived)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Kill it!

(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)

seconded

nice work though.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)

i havent seen you in ages

have you been dead?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:36, archived)

haha!

I came to Tonbridge to meet Diamond Dog in July and I never went home. AND we went and started a business and I'm run off my feet. Definitely not dead :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)

I am unemployed as of today

but i kind of saw it coming so i made this:
www.mcilwainandassociates.com
to try and bring in money. We'll see.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)

Oh, bollocks.

And cooo! Best of luck with the new venture :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)

run off your feet

...and straight on to your back?

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)

Pfffft!

something like that ;)

hello, btw :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)

hello.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)

its an improvement

on both of them!

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:32, archived)

hardly saying

much, is it?

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:32, archived)

what if I were to

repeat it?

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)

question...

am i the only one thinking (s)he looks like PoshSpice with stubble?

(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:36, archived)

thankfully, yes.

/coat

(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)

hehe

thats victoria in the morning before she shaves

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Laini, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)

More manly than Becks you think?

(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)

Was this meant to be a compo entry?

So many people seem to have missed the actual point of this weeks competition.
It ain't just merging random celebs, it's about a: conjoining them and b: having a common part to the name.
Obviously if this is just a random celeb head swap then ignore me.
Oh ... I ~~woul~~ might

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:45, archived)

y'know

cojoining just means "to join together"... it doesn't mean they HAVE to be freakishly merged like on the FP, that'd just be too limiting. still, I've done one like that:

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)

Well true, but people are still failing to get the common name thing right rather a lot.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)

well...

they're both canadian...
and singers....
and terrible....

so can i get a let on this one? :)

(Robj, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)

I'm rubbish at Actionscript and no patience to learn

so I'm offering any Flashy-types the chance to turn this into a beat-em up game on the basis that I get credits for the original concept:

Although it doesn't work as planned the key map is :
left= keypad left
right= keypad right
jab = keypad up
Battle of The Memes
For those interested I will email them the .fla file.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)

lol

when i move the dudes both of them move. the hell?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)

She says it isn't finished.

Not in those words, but that's the gist I got from it.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)

Not "he" she

I'm female. :)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)

I deny everything.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)

We should elect you President of the US with your plausible deniability

If I were a US citizen and gave a flying fook about US politics :0)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:34, archived)

That's slander.

I'm suing.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:35, archived)

Libel, Mr. President

Slander is spoken, sir /salutes

/pedantic

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)

I treat everything on the internet as spoken word.

It's what all the kids are doing, and it pays to keep in touch with the youth. Afterall, they are the future, and corrupting them now will save time later.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)

I knew voting you President was a good idea

That quote will go down in history along with
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask when it can do it, and why hasn't it been done sooner!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)

is that really the case?

or is libel not just the legal term?

(acheta, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)

What is Libel?

"Libel and slander are legal claims for false statements of fact about a person that are printed, broadcast, spoken or otherwise communicated to others. Libel generally refers to statements or visual depictions in written or other permanent form, while slander refers to verbal statements and gestures. The term defamation is often used to encompass both libel and slander." quote from Libel Defense Resource Center, Inc.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)

cool

i keep learning all my life. thanks. we don't have that difference in our legal system.

(acheta, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)

That's why I said I was rubbish at Actionscript

so I'm offering the chance for someone to do the scripting for the game on the basis that they give me some credit for the original concept.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)

she said

it's not finished. do you want the moon on a stick or something?

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)

I'll give you the moon on a stick

sweetheart

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:34, archived)

I'd like that.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:34, archived)

Woo!

never ending battle of meme against meme

can I be the fear though?

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)

I too have no patience

and no broadband, but anything with memes has to be good.
Woo yay!

Evening all :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)

evening

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)

'ello son

y'alright?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:34, archived)

yeppity

i'm broadcasting live from lancaster university

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:35, archived)

kewl!

can I have a biggedy biggedy bong?

Oops, wrong show...

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)

hehehe

right, i'm off, ta ta

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)

(sex automata, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)

Harchester United Coach Crash

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/coach_crash.zip

(JonnyMuk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:22, archived)

and that is

what?
if its funny then yeah

edit: give us some sort of description

(

SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)

its the harchester united coach crash, i'll edit the other message to make it more clear

(JonnyMuk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)

why?

do you think we care about a terrible football soap?

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)

WTF..

.was THAT just posted? you've lost me...

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mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)

don't ask me

ask Jonnymuk - he's the clueless freak who posted it

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:35, archived)

:'(

(JonnyMuk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:36, archived)

sorry

but it's not the sort of thing we like and i have no clue why you'd think we would enjoy it?

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)

excuse me

did i say that you would enjoy it?

(JonnyMuk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)

well thats the

sort of idea about this place.. otherwise it was a waste of time

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)

???

and what makes me a clueless freak?

(JonnyMuk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)

A) Having some of dream team captured on a pc

B) posting it to a place that won't care one iota about it.

oh and

C)if you wanted to use ukdragon for hosting of this for somewhere else - it has HTaccess and therefore it won't work.

That definatley implies you are Clueless and a bit of a freak.

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)

i didnt tape it

(JonnyMuk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)

GEEK

and your a total geek

(JonnyMuk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)

and you're a fuckhead

cock off

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SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)

my point exactly

bad use of a thread=threadwaste

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SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:34, archived)

getting worked up about something like this

= bad use of your life.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:35, archived)

sitting in front of computer when I could be in the pub drinking=

even worse use of my life

but what the hell

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SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)

It's a zip file.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)

I'm Number TWO

when you google "drew domokun"
I just found this out
shocking eh?

(but not woo to the above - I'm just threadjacking)

(Rich Chestmat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)

ok then

right
But this appears to be number 1

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SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:28, archived)

as it should be

being the english-language mecca of domokun fans

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:34, archived)

i've been

looking at your picture for at least an hour.

(sex automata, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)

what the fuck did

you just post that fucking bullshit for? you fucking suck. go to hell

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)

why have you posted

A shite video zipped up from that appaling waste of space that is dream team?

(

Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)

And how come you can recognise it as being such?

The secrets are all just flying out now.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)

never watched it

but i have incredible powers of deduction

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)

Are the powers that be looking for mp3's for b3ta radio this week? I made something with my new ukelele

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)

Gratismonster paints Gratismonster (Re-Production)

(Robbie Williams, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)

And you are

wishing you were robbie williams?
Or are you a different person with the same name?

Anyhow, welcome, and Nice picture by the way

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SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:23, archived)

robbie

if you translate "wayne schlecht" from finnish to japanese the result is "robbie williams".

(Robbie Williams, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:27, archived)

whether I believe you or not

is another matter on that one. but keep up the good work. Any questions, read the faq, because certain people around here are not to be trusted

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SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)

Gratis

Ja Gratis!

(bananaprince, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)

kinda taking libs with the theme...

...but what they hey.

(MrJam, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:12, archived)

Yay!

nice use of hair gel.

(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)

Super Mega Hyper Hold

very hard to come by

(MrJam, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)

why's there

torville and dean on the poster?

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)

why not?

they improve *any* film!

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:18, archived)

and why

are they stuck to ben stiller's head?

(MrJam, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)

ah... repost!

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zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)

That's... um...

nice.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)

did I go

too far?

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zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:27, archived)

Images to steal

However, the one that intrigued me most was that entitled 'hummingbird' hmmmmm
www.noaws.com/fun/weirdphotos.htm
yours, cunty ornithologist.

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:06, archived)

I like "Teamwork"

where the dogs club together to devour the baby.

Awwwwwwwww.

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:08, archived)

erm

yes

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SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:08, archived)

I think they're rather pretty

pictures

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Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:09, archived)

ERM

YES

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:10, archived)

is anyone else having problems with the net?

(Squid Bunty, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:09, archived)

Yes,

mine has holes in it

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Detrius521, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:15, archived)

Yeah, me.

Every bloody day, more idiots phoning up asking stupid questions about it.

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N3d, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)

ahhh

a BOFH
How nice

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SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)

you get that shit too huh?

i've had like 40 freaking phone calls from market researchers "i'd like to ask you questions about internet please. may take up to 45 minuites" i reply to them "yeah www.b3ta.com, live it and learn it"

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)

what?

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)

lol

basically "go to www.b3ta.com . if you want to know about the intarweb, go there.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:21, archived)

Are you a secret cheesemeister?

'live it and learn it'???????

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)

lol

what's a cheesemeister?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:27, archived)

FInd a

mirror

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:27, archived)

Er...

Vague.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:19, archived)

that's some fucking top ass

shoppin

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:09, archived)

shoppin

material

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:11, archived)

some of it's shopped

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)

didn't get that far, much to my own dismay.

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:18, archived)

Woo

I've used them duckies !!!

www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/croceat.htm

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:09, archived)

hahaha

that's ace.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)

that's

great

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)

beezer.

that's so good, i'll forgive you for being a cock.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)

hehe

nice touch, bum face

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)

Ewwww

He touched you?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:27, archived)

Nope

I'm smooth around the bend

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)

One for the French singer/kids telly fans I think

Mylene Farmer Barleymow

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agnetha it's what Diana would have wanted, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:05, archived)

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?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:04, archived)

nice

one pecker !

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:05, archived)

cheers

thought of it in biology...
saw a rhino that looked like a gorilla.. so umm yeah i made it

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?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:08, archived)

hahaha

rob is a carrot

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SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:10, archived)

wow

thats fantastic.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:05, archived)

nice one

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Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:06, archived)

good stuff

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:06, archived)

hey shiner

hows uni

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?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:07, archived)

tis

great fun

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)

Just wait

until you start doing work.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:19, archived)

Now that is

potatoshop gold.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:06, archived)

that rocks

I lov3 the gorhinocerilla =)

(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:07, archived)

Thats a

terribull disease

...oh i read that wrong
/lysdexia

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SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)

Brilliumpt!

Good stuff pecker.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:08, archived)

Seamless

Good work!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)

wow

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Laini, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:23, archived)

Smorg-of-Borg

Tennis is futile.

(Harry Monk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)

woo!

I wanted to pea roast my svenof9 but I cant find it. :(

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:04, archived)

who's smorg?

I thought it would be Bjorn of Bjorg?

Nice headband though ;o)

(tom_artosorse, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:05, archived)

I think it's a reference to "Smorgasbord"

www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=smorgasbord

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)

how

true - tennis is shite.

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:07, archived)

Tell Tale Signs

This was done many years ago by a friend.

"TRUE! nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why WILL you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses, not destroyed, not dulled them."

...above all was the sense of sight acute...

You MUST Read On!

(b3rl1n, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)

hee hee hee

woo =)

(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:01, archived)

Haha....

... I like these.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:01, archived)

or you could

read on

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)

There's a party political broadcast on.

Is something happening that I've missed?

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)

JFK's

dead!

dead I tell you!!!!

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:04, archived)

THAT

Was good.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)

(sex automata, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

ooo, a melting fear-duck

Woo!

(

MissPrism, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

but why's

it crying?

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)

Because the fear has already melted his mummy

and now it's his turn

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MissPrism, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:00, archived)

but...

is there no way out for him?

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)

none

the red background is slowly congealing blood

(

MissPrism, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:04, archived)

and

the dimple in his tongue would to show of the ultimate futility of the struggle against the fear. symbolic of all our struggles?

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:06, archived)

No, I think you're reading a little too much into it there.

Weirdo.

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MissPrism, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:07, archived)

youre just in

denial.

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:09, archived)

Hmm yes

I hear Egypts lovely this time of year

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)

i do believe

that all oneofthemany stated is true except for "the dimple in his tongue" unless i subconciously made the duck's bill look like a tongue.

(sex automata, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)

er... hm...

(

_null_, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)

why

a shit time?

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:59, archived)

everyone else is much more intelligent than me

lack of freshers week at the start, heavy workload.

i really don't think this is the place for me. i'm considering dropping out already.

(

_null_, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:01, archived)

you're at cambridge right?

eek!
studying what?

(

Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)

physics at university college

oxford.

(

bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)

but you'd probably find much the same

doing law at cambridge.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)

oh go away!

i probably won't get in anyway.

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Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:06, archived)

oxford, physics actually

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_null_, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)

hey hey

I'm doing Physics at Bath, although it's still freshers week here :)

(exyzed, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:05, archived)

oh dear,

no chance of things picking up?

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)

well i'll probably wait and see how it goes when term starts properly

but i'm the most depressed i've ever been right now, and it's getting worse by the day. how the hell some of these people know so much math when we're all straight out of alevels is ridiculous

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_null_, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:03, archived)

seven words:

private school and no fun in childhood.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:04, archived)

true

i'll see how it goes. my mum is coming up tonight and i'm going to talk with her, but there's been big situations with my family in the last 12 month, and i think all my emotional buildup is precipitating out now. gah, it's a strange situation to be in.

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_null_, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:05, archived)

Hope it works out OK

I'm sure you can catch up.
Anyway, other people can seem a lot more confident and knowledgeable than they really are.
Especially at Oxford.

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MissPrism, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:06, archived)

if it's any help

they're all fuckers. they must be, they're at oxbridge, where everyone is an inbred posho cunt*.

ignore them and ask for help from your tutor at all neccessary points, don't worry about how it looks.

*exluding you, and my brother, obviously.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:07, archived)

well said

They don't know everything, but they do know how to look like they know everything.

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MissPrism, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:09, archived)

i decided i'd far rather

go somewhere full of normal people and have fun instead. so that's just what i'll do.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:12, archived)

where?

choose a large-ish city. i'd recommend manchester (if you like being shot at), edinburgh or leeds.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)

i read manchester's prospectus and it was quite clear they didn't want me there.

99.9% of CERTAIN it'll be edinburgh or durham (newcastle's only 10mins on the train, before you point out how small it is, and i'd rather have that nice quiet separation and only have to go to the big city when i want to).

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:15, archived)

Edinburgh is good.

I did my BSc there and loved it.

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MissPrism, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)

even though it's 420 or so miles from home,

i was in edinburgh for an hour in august and thought, yes, it really is very very lovely. so i need to go and visit the university in january or so when they make an offer so i can choose. edinburgh would give me a fancier degree, though, but i'm not sure if i'd like their course as much.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)

i applied to durham.

it's nice. but york's nicer. but durham's a better uni, i think.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:18, archived)

york city looked nice,

but york uni (from what i could see in the prospectus) looked like a big concrete doodad. i wasn't too keen on the course at york.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:19, archived)

york

don't even do law.
And Edinburgh do silly Scottish law.
Won't it be funny if we're at Durham together.

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Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)

too right, there's too many lawyers

and if there's going to be more, they need silliness.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)

you think

that's tough? man, try being a communications major and having to watch movies such as donnie brasco all the time. it's tough i tell ya.

(sex automata, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)

Who fancies

a quick trip to hell..?

NSFW pic

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:56, archived)

eeeewww eeeww

ew ew ew ew ew.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

hahahaha

it is very pretty though.

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Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

Funny

you should reply to this post...

www.b3ta.com/board/2063496

:)

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:00, archived)

!!!!!

out of context that looks really bad!
and how on earth could i top your reply?

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Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:03, archived)

Tee hee hee

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:09, archived)

any man knows what great fun a cock is.

I reckon Ive had over a thousand hours of free fun out of my cock, and thats just solo flights.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:03, archived)

i'm not a man,

if you hadn't noticed :)

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Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:11, archived)

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:15, archived)

well, i guess i am

more man than you'll ever be.
;)

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Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:18, archived)

that's what stouffer said.

as he walked down the street like john wayne.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:21, archived)

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Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)

I think

this ought to be put to the test...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)

it's ok

you can just take my word for it.

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Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)

How

do I know I can trust you?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:27, archived)

that

is the silliest question ever.
You trust me enough to pass out in my presence ;)

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Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)

I looked but

I think it'll be you that goes to hell.

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)

that a big lolly pop she's got.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)

(c) Chris Morris

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)

the british isles, but will we ever be able to think of them without

"paedo" in front?

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:00, archived)

Yuck

where did you find that?

(Texas Belle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:59, archived)

Blame Getty...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:01, archived)

One way ticket

To Hell

(goatfelcher, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:00, archived)

Not so sure about hell...

...but probably prison if the police get a hold of your hard drive.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:00, archived)

pissing about putting video into flash. Woo. It works.

www2.b3ta.com/mong/

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rob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:54, archived)

hahah

your a mong!

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:55, archived)

your

all mong

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:56, archived)

Speak for yourself, fatso!

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

I'm not fat...

...I'm just big arsed.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:59, archived)

live webcam feeds

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:56, archived)

You could have at least used a video of people acting.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:56, archived)

wonderful!

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Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:56, archived)

Oh my GOD!

Look at that ginger hair!

:-P

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

haha

sick and ridiculous.

I really really like it.

(Texas Belle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

do I notice

a Simon and Garfunkle influence? That made me laugh.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

saw sean lock last night

did a joke about wanting to do a documentary about lester piggot "as an excuse for doing a mong voice"...

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

who's the mong on the right?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)

jonti

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rob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:59, archived)

remember that vid , how long ago was it?

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:01, archived)

last christmas

my missus was on holiday. We got drunk.
and the very next day...

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rob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)

and

made the most of your free time it seems :)

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:03, archived)

really?

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:03, archived)

don't say...

...

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:04, archived)

btw rob...

if i say lots of lovely things to you like "woo, rob rocks" or "go rob! yeah!"

.. will you give me a kitty icon if i donate? xD

[grin starts fading]

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:05, archived)

A quote

"What the hell is that ?"

/Mum overheardyness

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:59, archived)

My god man,

you really can drool like a pro.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:04, archived)

Mmmmm Squirrel...

(hope this worked, 1st post in aaages and all, second day at university too, scary stuff! -in a good beer way of course)

(exyzed, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)

its an X.......

but i bet it was woosome!!!!

(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:52, archived)

really?

ballls

(exyzed, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)

you need to put it in the pictuers folder

otherwise msn wont allow yo to remote link

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)

cheers,

lemmie see what i can do

(exyzed, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)

you're stuck read this

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:54, archived)

(twas of great help)

thanks :)

(exyzed, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:00, archived)

yay!

it works!
blimeh and well shopped for a first go!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:55, archived)

First

post? profile says 77

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)

I talked

alot before posting a pic. they probably just mean picture post.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)

Aaah

I'm not so confused now.
It's the ukelele's fault, honest.

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:55, archived)

(in aaaaages)

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:54, archived)

why not go and drink

more beer? you'd probably enjoy it far more than this.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:54, archived)

right click +

show picture = woo yay!

(bullitt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:55, archived)

Welcome!

SquirrelSnax rule.
Hope b3ta doesn't take over your life and make you fail your degree.

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MissPrism, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:56, archived)

Nice pic

but what the fuck are you doing here on your second day at uni?!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

eh,

just got my connection up and running, we're all waiting for pizza, and i did that a while ago, so thought I'd take the oppertunity to share it :)

glad you like

(exyzed, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:59, archived)

You should

be waiting for your pizza in the pub though...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)

nah, we

all chipped together, and after attmepting to egg the guys on the floor bellow us, we're getting it delivered to our group kitchen...

although I think we jus got a call saying they dont have car ensurance so we have to go get it. (it's not far tho)

(exyzed, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:07, archived)

I'll be fair

and concede that on your second day you won't necessarily have found a pub that serves more than just crisps & nuts yet.

Although that ought to suffice until you do...
;)

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:11, archived)

looks tasty

must try it!

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NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

yum

Can I have a bite?

(Texas Belle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)

all means do

(exyzed, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:00, archived)

yum !

www.asmallvictory.net/archives/002210.html

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:00, archived)

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