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We've underestimated him

Big and texty pic - sorry, but I had to get it out of my head

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MissPrism, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)

ohhh

look thats going right over my head that is....yeap there it goes....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

homer simpson

"nucular... its pronounced nucular". Its the episode where he commands a submarine.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)

that is a great episode

'the ussr? we thought you guys quit 5 years ago??'

'ha! that's what we wanted you to think!!!'

*cue berlin wall reappearing*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)

hahahahaha

yeah, i remember that bit.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:12, archived)

ohhh

right....er...i like the simpsons but not in that much detail...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)

I'm a man of few words. Any questions?

Homer: Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)

heh heh!

so he's been a nice man all along!

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mrRush, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:56, archived)

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CJ, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

woo!

morning all!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

Morning.

And Happy proper birthday.

Suitably hungover?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

cheers!

and yes. shhhhhhhhh.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)

I was twatted last night as well.

I haven't spazzed yet, but I have a feeling I was talking some right shit.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)

you certainly were

kunto

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

Happy birthday

Daniel-san

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butchbint, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)

ta very much!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

you don't look a

day over forty.

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butchbint, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)

happy

beefday fella.

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stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:54, archived)

thanks mate!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:56, archived)

hipy papy bthudth thudthdy

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MissPrism, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)

thank you!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:58, archived)

condolences

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)

suck my cock assmonkey!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:58, archived)

condolences to your liver

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:59, archived)

good point

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)

...

woooooooooooooooooshhhhhhh

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Mr. Bell Division, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

Are they re-using that rocket?

Can't go wrong with a tried'n'tested design...
www.b3ta.com/board/2125075

But much wooness, 'cause yours is better than mine :)

(Astatine, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

Budget cuts

were the reasons the last one crashed as NASA couldn't be arsed to maintain the shuttles properly!

(Doctor Evil, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)

maybe

they should out contract to quickfit or something...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

You can't fit quicker

than an epileptic on amphetamine.....

Why not Jarvis, those wonderful rail maintenance people?

(Doctor Evil, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:55, archived)

Did someone call?

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MissPrism, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)

been

down the market

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:45, archived)

youve been

mugged mate :)

(m4tt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:46, archived)

i saw someone wearing

a pair of l.a. lights last week, real ones from 1992, when they nearly became fashionable for impressionable kids

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

was he called

bernard, and was he an early 90-s throwback?

did you buy his big issue?

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Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)

i offered

but he did the 'its my last one' trick and i walked off.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:58, archived)

Woo! FP shock!

Polar bear hunting fact became bandwagon! Also, i just finished working with Angela Lansbury, who is on the frontpage. I'm spooked.

(Dopefish, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)

what?

she's selling her body now?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:46, archived)

i repeat,
?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:46, archived)

it's a very cleverly coded message

our best minds are working on it

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new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)

i get the polar bear,

and angela lansbury,

but ?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

polar bear hunting what?

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butchbint, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)

That gives me the fear.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

it gives

me the raging horn.

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stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)

Murder She Wrote is on every afternoon at the moment

& I for one, keep masterbating my self into a stupor (or even a stouffer)...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

thats the strange thing about daytime TV.

The male propensity to crack two or three a day off the wrist when bored at home leads to all sorts of weird associations.

I am luckily now over my Feltz fetish.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:00, archived)

i know the feeling

(meepmeep is, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)

Angela is

Dorien Gray?

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

yup

but the other way round.
;)

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butchbint, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:55, archived)

wow

that's great
it makes me feel sick though

(8-Ball, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)

what the ???!

(8-Ball, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

Sorry.

Still pulling brain together this morning. I work in the film industry and she was in the film i was just working on. Really.

(Dopefish, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)

Mornin all.......

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)

im trying

but it's still whooshing

(meepmeep is, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)

then Ive failed.

I may as well leave now in shame.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

come back!

i know what you're on about and i'm about 20 years too young for it!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)

yay!

If thebear was here, he'd know too.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

yeah

but he's fucking ancient

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)

Ive heard he is over 300 years old.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:58, archived)

i know who they are

I just don't see the connection between the two sentences.

my head's overdue for a service though.

(meepmeep is, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

Lets go all "Barthes" as my Media lecturer used to say.

There is a signifier in the text hinting that someone has been axed. In the main pic, there is a sign as to who that was, as Noakes is no longer there, and has been replaced with a cardboard copy.

Anyone else read Mythologies by R Barthes? Got run over by a milkfloat, apparently.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)

ah gotcha right woo

i'll stop trying to work out why you'd put a dog in a Noakes costume now

(meepmeep is, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)

damn, I dint even think about that.

Back to photoshop!

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:05, archived)

well it had to happen

It's Backslash Boy - the movie featuring previously unseen footage.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:40, archived)

thats bizarre

and bizarrely great.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)

bravo

sir (espc liked the whispering tony..)

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)

hahahahahaha

friggin' ace!

(8-Ball, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)

wow.

that is all.

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)

You fucking loony.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:44, archived)

you know,

thats damn good

(ivor_the_engine, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:44, archived)

sir,

i doff my cap to you.

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stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:44, archived)

Masterly.

More Quo and Backslash than the human brain can handle.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:44, archived)

that

is very very ...gooodie

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:46, archived)

wunder

bra!

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robh, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)

that is

fucking brilliant

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Mr. Bell Division, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

Hurrah!

It all had a purpose. Splendid.

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butchbint, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

fabtastic

he shall be king

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Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

all the best Quo

tunes too yay

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)

funniest thing

i've seen for ages :)

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magoo, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)

A reply from The Future:

Truly excellent. Best, funniest thing on b3ta in ages. Glad I spazzed and found it.

(Cheril, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:46, archived)

Networking costs cut by installing midgets.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:40, archived)

hahaha

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rogan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)

thats

ace

(m4tt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:45, archived)

other uses

for midgets :
talking guide dogs, wagered knife fighting, R2D2 costume testers

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:45, archived)

not much to choose between recently...

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:33, archived)

vote for me!

I promise to terminate tax rises! Hasta la vista Tony Blair!

Hell, it worked for Arnie...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:34, archived)

baldy

bonce...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:34, archived)

true.

I'm skint and have the flu and all i do all day is play BF1942 and eat marmite toast. I run game. CD drive makes nasty noise. Eject CD. Remove in 2 bits. Discover I've run out of toast. AARRRGGGGHHHHHH. Whoever runs the universe isn't fluffy. Sorry for unprompted rant but it was necessary.

(meepmeep is, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:39, archived)

arrrrgggghhhh sounds like you got a mouse in ur pants

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MONO!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:40, archived)

shhh

they're nesting

(meepmeep is, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:44, archived)

been in my head all weekend

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:32, archived)

i've

got a catchphrase, i've got a catchphrase.

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stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:33, archived)

what the fuck are you banging on about?

;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:34, archived)

just say what you see.

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butchbint, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:40, archived)

for some reason

i thought mr. chips was gay and mrs. chips was just ignorant...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:42, archived)

notw to do with te above post , but....

I watched The League of extraordinary gentlemen last night....

It has to be the worst film I have ever seen...... ever...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:33, archived)

that's a shame

I wouldn't have minded going to see that. The comic was good.

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:35, archived)

Remember wild wild west ????

Well, its the same style as that, set in 1899.

With machine guns, a white bat mobile, and capt
Nemo and hos massive sub....

Oh and a vampire who can go out in the day..

You know james bond.... well I like the films,
but there are buts where he does totally
unbelevable things and you cring slightly...

Well times that feeling by ten, then thats
what you will be doing through the while film..

pap

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)

worse

than the matrix reloaded?

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stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:35, archived)

That's pretty shit.

And so is Underworld.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:37, archived)

the best

film ever is one i saw starring kirstie alley of cheers fame about some kind of evil alien gas. it was ace.

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stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:38, archived)

i can't say anything about films

i get too 'involved' according to popt_art...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:40, archived)

Phone Booth

rates pretty lowly me thinks

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:40, archived)

aw I dunno

I thought it was allright.
Admittedly I would have thought all that time in a phone booth he would have wanted a slash though...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

on the third

viewing I quite liked Matrix retarded.
was a bit 'special'

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:41, archived)

you watched it

three times? Do you enjoy the pain?

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:42, archived)

well

I was on a long haul flight and the alternatives were pritty grim...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

yep

absolutely awfull

(Clockwork, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:38, archived)

nope-

that award easily goes to bulletproof monk, or possibly the character writers of 'hunted'

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:35, archived)

spell it right...

always use "mulletproof bonk" to refer to that film ;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:38, archived)

mulletproof bonk

available from all good sex shops

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:40, archived)

Damn

& I was looking forward to that...

Is it worse than Frankenstein (the Kenneth Brannah one) - the only film I've ever walked out of? Though I did fall asleep during Interview with a Vampire & Tombstone...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:36, archived)

i walked

out of human traffic.

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stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:36, archived)

I don't even walk IN to that one...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:37, archived)

if i hadn't been with a girl,

I WOULD have walked out of Lord of the Rings.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:39, archived)

shame on you

thats all I have to say.

(m4tt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:41, archived)

why?

its fucking boring. I have nothing positive to say about it.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:44, archived)

hurrah!

That review also sounds like my view of the people who don't shut up about LOTR!

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barnesy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:45, archived)

heh

I walked out of Traffic.

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barnesy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)

I liked LXG

thought i was fun.

Frankenstien was shite, Interview was pretty bad and the worst film ever - "Girl On a Motorcyle" oh god that is toss

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Darkedge, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:42, archived)

Don't think I've seen GOAM all the way through

even though its on Channel 4 every 6 months...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)

I think

your mixing up the words FUN and BOLLOX

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)

it is

really, really bad. I've seen worse though...

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rogan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:40, archived)

Have I been b3tan to this budget cut?

Click for some biggerosity

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:27, archived)

pfffft

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:28, archived)

hehehe

excellent choice of clock!

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:30, archived)

Have you seen my clock?

...

...

...

...

It was funnier in the pub.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:31, archived)

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:31, archived)

if they unplug it

it flashes 12:00 until its reset

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:36, archived)

lol

(Clockwork, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:40, archived)

Some newspaper somewhere,

I think it might be in Sweden, had a competition to think of a new term for old people. The winner was the person who named them "The Flashing 1200s", since old people's houses are full of videos and microwaves that flash 12:00 all day.

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:45, archived)

I am the lord of the Dance settee

They're prayer mats... not dance mats, geddit!? Clicky-McBigerizor

(Normski, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:25, archived)

ah church

i remember that place....

free crackers and wine

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:25, archived)

and full of coffin dodgers.

(Tesla, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:27, archived)

sounds like a

good game. Is it televised?

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:31, archived)

are they like salad dodgers?

only moe close to death than a size XXXXXL

(Clockwork, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:42, archived)

i think that's rather clever

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new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:27, archived)

hahahahaha

on a related note, check out this for "most sacreligious game ever":

Jesus Freakin'

And on an unrelated note, I thought this was really cool (check out the quicktime movie):

"The Wooden Mirror"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:27, archived)

shame

no downloadable demo.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:33, archived)

i'm not entirely convinced

its a real game.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:33, archived)

now

that is a shame....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:35, archived)

yeah

it looks great fun :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:36, archived)

T'was indeed....

..hard to dance with the devil on your back.

Nice. It made me chuckle.

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Evil Bastardo, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:28, archived)

Off to find the new world

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barc0de, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:13, archived)

Halloween

Having been a chronic lurker on b3ta for many moons, it does occur that I should probably turn up to Babushka seeing as I live in London and all that.

Will I be mauled? Should I carry a repainted Golf Sale sign with W/Y/H written on it? A furtive bear t-shirt?

Worried from Wolverhampton

(39811 basic bytes free, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:12, archived)

You will probably not get mauled

but there's a strict fancy-dress policy at this bash.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:13, archived)

is there?

*re-considers going*

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pep, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:16, archived)

hehehe

I've been telling people there is anyway.......

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:17, archived)

evil boy.

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pep, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:20, archived)

Me and Ijon are coming in fancy dress anyway,

although mine is not particularly fancy.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:22, archived)

what?

you mean more of a dress?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:23, archived)

In your dreams

big boy.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:25, archived)

I don't own no fancy dresses

but I might buy something from here
histclo.hispeed.com/style/skirted/dress/dressfancy.html

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:16, archived)

You'd look so cute

how about the sailor dress?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:20, archived)

dressing fancy...

www.b3ta.com/board/1366812

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butchbint, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:23, archived)

Do what ya like!

Just don't be a cunt! That's the beauty of this spot! and judging by your first post you seem nice:) Welcome to the party!...I'm sure you know the rules. Gents on the left, Ladies on the right...That's not the toilets, we just don't like you together!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:16, archived)

yeah

more the merrier

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:16, archived)

Come,

you wont get mauled (probably) and it will be nice to see you. We had some lovely lurkers turn up before, and we were very nice to them. (mostly).

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pep, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:20, archived)

hahahah

except for the one we crucified in the name of the dark gods.

No-one liked him anyway...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:22, archived)

shhh, stop it.

there's been no mention of that in the press, I think we got away with it all.

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pep, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:24, archived)

*laughs nervously*

what was that?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:25, archived)

look! Puppies!

*runs in other direction looking shify*

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pep, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:27, archived)

He was fine

*stamps on fresh patio outside babushka.*

Warm, cosy.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:30, archived)

*grows increasingly nervous*

I'm sorry? I could have swore someone said something about crucifyng in the name of the dark gods!

oh well...probably just hearing things again...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:34, archived)

I wonder if any Trolls

will turn up?...

and admit it!...

Saying that, it would be nice to see old Hetz at a bash!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:23, archived)

i wonder if they all

commune in one corner, with the occasional
'CUNT' shouted out for good measure

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:27, archived)

and hold

someone else's pictures in the air every so often.

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:29, archived)

and speak

in the language of l33t

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:35, archived)

Well the first bash I whent to

back in 2002 I think it was or was it 2001.

Well anyway I met a bunch of people, got pished as a f*cking arse and then got communally bummed by about 200 fat sweaty bikers.

A fun night was had by all.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:20, archived)

i'm coming on hallo'ween

first class* train no less

*i.e. i will have a seat

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:22, archived)

I have booked myself in to go

though may not be bringing non-b3tans this time.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:23, archived)

by 'I have booked myself in to go'

i assume at work?

my mate wants to see the flashy lights of london, so he's coming down from leeds with me

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:25, archived)

If you live oop north

you should come to the Northern chapter bash on the 15th of November.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:26, archived)

i'll go to both

i'm spending the weekend down in london, and i can't cancel it (£80 a night at the thistle victoria, my credit card will be worn out after this!)

btw: northern one in manchester is it?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:28, archived)

It most certainly is.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:30, archived)

i went to manchester once...

i got mugged one hour after arriving, but the berk only nicked an empty wallet from me

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:34, archived)

some bloke

tried to mug me in Amsterdam.
Barely understood the incoherant fucker, he just gestured at me and slurred something about money.

I promptly told him to 'Fuck off'

He seemed quite shocked by this and whent away.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:38, archived)

I mean

'Cleared it with my girlf.'

I live in the big smoke, not too far from the venue so I is mad ferret.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:31, archived)

i live 200 miles due north from the bash, but fuggit this shall be this year's holiday.

i get in to london at 12.30pm, should leave enough time to check in and join the pre-bash?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:33, archived)

yeah

I will be missing the pre-bash due to work commitments though shall be along to the bash.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:36, archived)

Morning all....

(Tesla, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:58, archived)

is it the bijani sister?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:02, archived)

I have no idea...

just some random pic i found. Or am i missing the point?

(Tesla, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:11, archived)

They

were the Iranian siamese twins that died when they were separated (in the news a month or two ago)

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:13, archived)

i'm there now...

No its not one of them. but i get the point, sorry

/will wake up soon

(Tesla, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:16, archived)

topical

;)

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new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:02, archived)

thought

so. My mate is on parade today, he's the only door gunner to admit to falling out of a Lynx. He did have a safety line. Makes a great pub story though.

(Tesla, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:07, archived)

Perhaps he should have

been using a Puma or Lion instead.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:09, archived)

a ford sierra or a lada.

Least they have doors on and seatbelts.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:12, archived)

were

any sharks involved?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:12, archived)

I wold make a joke here

abour Lynx Deodorant being worse than an atom bomb...but I'm not clever enough.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:13, archived)

My bus to work in the morning

goes past the Grammar school, and FUCKING REEKS of Lynx.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:14, archived)

They do seem to wear excessive amounts!

I do like some Lynx (Africa and Pulse) but don't like to wear them 'cause it reminds me of busses in the morning...and lots of shouting, mixed with cheap perfume whilst wondering "If each of these lasses wore half as much make up, I wonder how much quicker we'd get there?"

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:20, archived)

Was the point...

not about siamese (sp?) twins - but, questioning her promiscuity ??? (Y-shaped coffin blah blah )

(Fingolfin, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:18, archived)

Yes it was a y shaped thingy.....

and not to do with the kids on TV this morning.

(Tesla, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:23, archived)

Intel tried to save money by hiring GCSE electronics students....

...But I doubt the P5 will ever see the light of day...

(KiDdErZ, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:54, archived)

I watched a progeam on news 24 last night

about 64 bit processing. The question being, is it really worth the bother?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:55, archived)

I watched a progeam on news 64 last night

about 24 bit processing. The question being, is it really worth the bother?

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MONO!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:58, archived)

i watched 24 news on night last a program

about processing 64 questions. The bit is, being it bother really worth the?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:06, archived)

my name

is stouffer.

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stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:06, archived)

whats that got to do with

processing 64 24 bits?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:07, archived)

what hasn't

it got to do with it eh? EH?

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stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)

errr...

look.. its a giant potato and he's wielding an axe!

/runs away

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bollox it got me

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MONO!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:19, archived)

The only number I associate with that is

£4

(Symball, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)

or 3 for a pound

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:09, archived)

yer

gas lighters. as the man in eccles used to say.

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stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:10, archived)

why would a man

want to sell gas lighters from inside an eccles cake?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:11, archived)

quick'n'rubbish

My Gallery

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:53, archived)

splendid

sir!

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:54, archived)

that took

me ages to work out. am very slow on mondays. yay!

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Jobe, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:55, archived)

tres woo

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:55, archived)

Wooperb!

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:55, archived)

superb

(Tesla, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:57, archived)

hehe

eheh

(Maels, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:18, archived)

your greens eat you must

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sinisterduck, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:52, archived)

like it

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:53, archived)

he looks like a fraggle

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new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:53, archived)

down at fraggle rock....

....grab a fraggle by his cock....

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MONO!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:54, archived)

what about

the doozer erections?

(pikey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:12, archived)

That is freakin' amazing my first good laugh of the day

For that, a woo you shall get

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:53, archived)

hah!

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5olly, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:53, archived)

yay!

veggie-yoda!

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:54, archived)

erm

wouldn't it have technically cost more to use vegatables over rubber, ergo negating the budget cuts

/pedant

right I'm away to paint walls and t-shirts and hair etc.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:54, archived)

bollocks

they'll bill special effects and catering at the same time.

And you can shoot extra footage of "raving outer space vegetarians attacking yoda".

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sinisterduck, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:56, archived)

Well they could save on the actor's

food bill later by eating the puppets

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:57, archived)

Woo!

(KiDdErZ, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:58, archived)

My first foray

into using masks in photoshop...

Hmm....

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:46, archived)

yay!

And here was me thinking masks were for selecting stuff! :O)

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barnesy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:48, archived)

yeah

am still buggering around with them.
am not convinced they are any quicker that merely copy area into new layers- better if you fook up and want to backtrack I suppose.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:50, archived)

the backtrack side is definitely a plus

but start using shades of grey (Monkees's song !) and you have much more control of the new layer.

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:00, archived)

The real benefit of a mask is that

it doesn't destroy the original image which allows you to alter the mask to suit your needs.
I rarely ever work without a mask, just call me the Lone Ranger. lol

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:03, archived)

that's a fairly horrible mask

morning all

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new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:49, archived)

erp

he reminds me of Reverand Dan

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:49, archived)

smart

how did you find it working with them?

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mozza, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:52, archived)

not

bad. just can get a little confusing knowing if the mask your applying is actually have an effect. Plus I have yet to work out how to change masks already applied.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:01, archived)

once you've applied them, you can't go back and change them, unfortuantely - but you still get more opportunity to alter the image than with basic cut and paste :-)

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mozza, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:06, archived)

figures.

You still can't get around resizing/transforming your image though.
once that is done you are still stuffed unless you got a backup!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:15, archived)

use 'snapshot' on the history panel :)

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mozza, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:21, archived)

Oft speculated about but

cutbacks at Burtons were starting to become obvious

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:38, archived)

hehe

sad thing it's true, they are getting smaller

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:40, archived)

hopefully

they will get so small they disapeer.

(doktored, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:41, archived)

not

a fan, I take it

though they aren't as good as I remember, they used to taste nice for one

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:42, archived)

Yes Wagon Wheels tasted so much better

when they they the proper size, the chocolate was far superior too.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:43, archived)

yes

the chocolate is pretty manky and the biscuit seems dry as well

lets go back in time and rescue packets from the past

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:45, archived)

The jam was better as well

Yes we now need to build a time machine to test the validity of what we all know to be true, our chocolates are getting smaller.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:46, archived)

yes

we'll apply for one of those daft food science grants, if they can find out why cornflakes go soggy

hint: IT'S THE MILK FFS

then we should definately get one for this

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:49, archived)

Money well spent

I'll get some junk mechanical parts, you get the beers

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:50, archived)

pay me a wedge and i'll write up all your stuff

i could do with a change from arse cancer

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new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:56, archived)

the bag.

(doktored, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:50, archived)

that and

Cadbury's Creme eggs.
Or have I gotten bigger?

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:41, archived)

oohh

eeer

(doktored, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:42, archived)

yes

and yes

unless you can from the womb fully grown

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:43, archived)

yup.. smaller..

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:42, archived)

and smaller

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:43, archived)

and smaller :(

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:44, archived)

Arf

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:45, archived)

they are getting

smaller

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:42, archived)

Aaaaakshully

boring sweet stats:

They're not getting smaller. There was a prog about sweets not long ago. They did get a bit smaller a few years ago, to fit in with metric measurements, but apart from that, they're the same. Also lots of other sweets have got much bigger - like mars, Snickers etc etc.

/end of boring sweet stats

(8-Ball, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 10:38, archived)

i used to think they were getting smaller but then i realised that i'm not as small as i was when i was seven.

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:45, archived)

an actual cost saving measure, things like this are actually getting smaller

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:47, archived)

i blame the japanese

with their micro technology :(

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:50, archived)

or could

it be producers of said product want to increase their profits, hmmm, we'll never kn...

..of course it is, though the japanese theory is a good one to

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:52, archived)

They would like you to think that it's all down

to growing up and the biscuit looking disproportional but they really are smaller.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:49, archived)

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