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Me and the missus have just been to see jane's addiction, AND THEY ROCKED!!!!

That is all :)

(wizbits_armpit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)

Right.

Everyone watch this, it's ace.

www.goalgoalgoal.net/~goalgoalgoal/moore/Movie1.html

and will get you in the mood for tomorrow night. It's big though.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)

warning:

reverend dan features heavily. not for the easily turned-on.

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Reverend Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)

hmmm, well i'm relatively stiff

oh shit i'm dead!!!

(wizbits_armpit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)

Blimey

It's making my 2 meg line cry :/

But I'm sure it'll be fab

edit: oooh... 95 percent....

edit x2: rah! ace!

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matsimpsk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)

i seit it download at 4pm today

34% and counting

(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)

ermmm...

english isn't my first language

honest

(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)

do you also

have music codes to uplaod?

(thediscokingpin, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)

Ah, I know this one.

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)

It reminds me that I need to go out tomorrow.

I need some kitchen tongs, a packet of biscuits to throw at people, some more money, and I have half a bottle of vodka to drink on the way there.

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)

hehehe

*sings*
"We didn't start the fire"
*collects pension* :)

(wizbits_armpit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)

ARRRGH. Errrm...

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)

you're fucking daft

make sure you say ello tomrorow

(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)

oh nobs.

Me and the Mr were thinking of going tomorrow night, but couldn't really, for obvious reasons.
Glad you had a good time- woo!

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pep, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)

Paul always complained the baby was always kicking in bed

burn me, or shoot me, i don't care just kill me

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

delete one at least

please

edit: ah already done :)

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

your wish is my comand

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)

lol

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)

did you know

that paul bought heather a plane for her birthday?

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Reverend Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

She still has to use a razor on the other leg.

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)

oh man i just got that

that is so good and bad

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

arf

that's truly sick and I keep ing that one

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)

well done!

these fuckwits below obviously didn't know the joke...

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Reverend Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)

adni bought plane

some heather

(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

as in another dimension?

hehe

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

so she doesn't have to

leg it across England?

ahem

(KnitWit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

always

twice in the same sentence...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

for extra emphasis mr english man

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

on what?

Your improper sentence structure?

/pedant...

As if I care... I'm just razzing you... geesh.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)

on the word always :)

grammar is very fashion concious and i was very strange at school

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)

at?

IN...

IN...

or during...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)

yes. maybe yes, yes and yes again

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)

Have a good night. I'm going home now.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)

Couldn't resist

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CowJam, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)

arf

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)

heh heh

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

this years best

use of that picture

Houpla!

(thediscokingpin, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)

happy halloween all

and a merry goodnight

(jumblesale, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)

where's the pumpkin

icons then?

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Reverend Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)

UP MY ARSE!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

your arse must be massive.

Everythings up there. Are you the goatse boy?

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pep, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)

he is

but doesn't brag :D

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)

bless him.

Big arse, but so shy!

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pep, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

Apprentice.

/not really

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

ha ha

we sooooooooooo have to test that out tomorrow night. some sort of car jack may be in order.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)

tmorrow morning if you're all good.

Cal needs a decent web connection and i guess he's in bed now anyway...

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pep, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

betcha he's ran out like a big kid...

and started trick or treating already!

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Muns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)

he'll do anything for sweets,

that boy.

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pep, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)

can you blame him?

especially liqour choccies! :)

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Muns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)

I love those things

i really do. Cal doesn't drink though!

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pep, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)

maybe he's collating them for you?

you never know, it is the season of goodwill
almost

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Muns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)

YAY!

just like old times!

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Reverend Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

Maybe we'll get christmas trees too!

I can't believe it's nearly my second christmas hanging round this place.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)

i know

i think i'm going to cry

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Reverend Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)

*Slap*

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Milkman Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

*SLAP*

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Reverend Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

Drat

out capitalised. I'm off to bed

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Milkman Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)

Yeah?

"Why can't we have shome meatsh?"*

LOTR-two towers

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

pumpkin icons

they sound rather woo

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

Hands up, this is a threadjack

Shameless publicity of the 28th November, I'm trying to get people to cram into a pub in Birmingham. Details are on 4rthur, but I'm competing with someone else's birthday thingy.

Anybody interested?

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jola, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

that's a "no" then.

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jola, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)

patience....

keep pimping it and they may come!

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Muns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)

Happy halloween

thats all my halloween pea-roasts out the way, i shall go and hang my head in shame now!

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Muns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

awwwwwwwwww!

that's so cute!

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pep, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)

my work

has forced me to work halloween night. luckily, i remembered that we are "allowed" to dress up and i just make go into work dressed as the unabomber from the upright citizens brigade episode bucket of truth.

fuck you pizza & pasta restaurant. you've drained me of my love for halloween.

(sex automata, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

we'll raise a glass

of blood type drink in your honour.

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pep, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)

thanks much.

(sex automata, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)

watch it closely

for a suprise

it's very subtle

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)

OMG!

made me jump that did :/

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)

Waah!

goodnight all and happy halloween

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Milkman Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)

Third pearoast of this in 24 hours

but meh... I'm going beddy-byes:

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TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

It's Halloween!

(Rompy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

hehe

You have been DYING for midnight to post that haven't you? hehehe

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)

oooooh

that's a bit good.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)

Aww,

you've fixed it now.

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)

repost for the hell of it

(sex automata, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)

Would have got away with it ...

If it wasn't for those Bastard Meddling Kids.

(hanuman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

Great!

I love how they're more scared of the kitten

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Milkman Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)

AAAAAAARGH

No-Hands (or orange satsuma bollocks or whatever its name is!)

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Muns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)

and I would have

gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddlin' kids.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)

arf!

that's hilarious..!

woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)

I'm going to bed, goodnight everybody. sweet dreams and all that bollocks. lalalalalala. i wonder how long this thing goes for?????????????? Oh well, i'm bored, goodnight

~~cunts~~ loverly peoples

(alexnessie \o/., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

yep.

great.
bye then.

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pep, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)

Are we getting halloweeny icons this year?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)

aww

..sleepy Clive..

aww...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)

Happy Cake Day to meeee

Sorry about shyte optomisy, I just can't be arssed atm

Edit: Cake Day is the day where mum makes me a cake, for my Birthday.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

Happy Birthday! :)

And on bash day too! Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)

Yay =D

Thank you.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

happy cake day

what's a cake day?

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Reverend Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

Psst...over here..... It's my Birthday

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

well why didn't you say?

happy birthday!

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Reverend Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)

Hehe, Cheers.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)

pssssssst

What is a cake day?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

The day where Mum makes me a Cake

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)

happy birthday!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)

YAY =D

Thankyou.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)

It's Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!

pearoast

everyone got their costumes ready? :)

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Muns, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)

spangly

thats fab

(jumblesale, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

Weeee!

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matsimpsk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

I shall be attending ninja'd.

It shall not be a complex outfit, but anyone who insults it shall be beaten to within an inch of their life with my cardboard tube.

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

i'm going as a contemporary jesus

less effort, you see

(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)

thats just laziness!

try my columbo dress-up kit
(yet another halloween pearoast i'm afraid)

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Muns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)

i still love that

taking it to school tomorrow and pissing everyone off as usual

but the point is im dressing up as columbo for halloween

(Corn Dog, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

I could do a classical Jesus.

I have a sufficient quantity of loose, white clothes. But I lack leather sandals.

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)

my costume consists of

A: a helmet from vietnam with a tippexxed "Born to kill" on it, with an ace of spades elastic banded to it, with a lipstick bullethole on mah head.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

velcome

count fluffula at your service

(KnitWit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

Yarr!

Yay! Halloween! Woo!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

haha

yes

*thumbs up*

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)

Weasels are big into Indiana Jones

And that's a fact.

(EvilElvis, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

so many meerkats

and yet not enough

woo in the highest order

\Edit: weasels, whatever

(Corn Dog, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

that's class

that is

(KnitWit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

I love this...

So that explains why he hated snakes.

/coat

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

nicely done

woo

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Milkman Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

ooh

hoorah for weasels

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)

ooh

lovely!

woo to the weasel..

and yay.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:45, archived)

there...

NOW it's REAL.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH

HHAHAHahaHaHaHA

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)

wow!

INCREDIBLE!

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Muns, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)

hahahahahaha

Munch butter, munch butter

(StinkyCheeseMan, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)

that's so bad

it's funny

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Milkman Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

much better

woo

(weedom, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

aww, bless

they do start them young these days

(KnitWit, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

I'm gonna repost my

trick or treat baby...

(Pouched_species, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

eww

!)
^(he has a spatula in his eye)

(Corn Dog, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)

jebus.

that should have burning acid thrown at it.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)

hehe so sweet.

Poor carnivores... they always get such a bad press.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

since we're pea-roasting

costume halloweeny type things...

Charlie Brown in the Klan

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)

don't dress up animals!

it's sick and wrong and only upsets them.

nice pic though.
very nice

(yakmonkey, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)

maybe it upsets your animal

mine quite enjoys it.
He likes the ears.

(KnitWit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)

he does seem quite pleased actually

how are things down south(er than i)?

(yakmonkey, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)

I've got nothing to do for Halloween

but other than that, things are lovely
you?

(KnitWit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)

nnnnnnnnnnnngngngnnggggggggg

So what?

(vork and burlap, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)

eeeeeeeek! halloweeeeeeeen!

wooooooooo
and woooooo to all!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)

3 minutes early there mate!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

you know what?

on my clock it now says 01:02

accursed farmers

(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

first to post an animated ghost after midnight

wins....

something.

(Pouched_species, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

hehe

fun

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Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

rats

I still have 5 hours to go

(KnitWit, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

Yes, yes it is.

11:30 tomorrow then?

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)

yes

probably

(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

Barleycorn car park?

Does Dave know?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

yes

and yes

in fact i think he's sleeping there tonight, just to make sure

(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)

ur too early

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)

IT'S

TIME

(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

damn

fucking straight

(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

i will fear your zombie rabbit ghosts.

woupla!

(yakmonkey, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

woah

that be rather ace

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)

yay!

but how can i fear something that's so cute :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)

Awww! Its a fake!

I've done some research and found the original.

c.f.b.
There is always a simple explanation.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)

woo

;o)

(dontknow.net, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

that is

very well shopped...

(Pouched_species, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

what program

did you use for that woo yay?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

Xara 3D

Then exported to Animation shop for optimising.

(Pouched_species, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

and jolly nice it is too!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

of course it is

its zak mcflimby

(Corn Dog, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)

Arf!

Well shopped :)

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

hahaha

fantashteak

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

woo

nicely done

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Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

Ha ha!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Muns, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)

that.

that is great. woo!

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pep, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

I'll try again...

Not all dolphins are clever

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

Joey Dolphin?

mnnnnnnnngh nggggrrrhhhh dlllbnnnnnnn

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)

Wheelchair

is a bit rusty though....

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

heheh

JOEY!!!!

is he still alive?

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Lord_Munkee, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

woo!

wheres sunshine elephant and Dr. Snorky when you need a related pea-roast?

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Muns, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

Sunshine's trying to find the dummy he spat at me earlier ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)

did you upset him?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)

I called him a lightweight for not coming to the bash,

I don't think he took it in the spirit in which it was intended.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)

ha ha ha

they always bottle out, these young'uns...

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

I thought

he was going to the bash

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)

heh

oh dear and I thought he was unflapable

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)

My Lovely Night

One day I went for a ride on my bike. As the sun glistened on my shiny bald head it started to rain. I got out of the car and my long blonde locks got wet and I saw a pink elephant. I went to the attic and grabbed a towel, which I used to dry my Jet black hair. So I put a hat on to cover my bald head. I got back on my cycle and drove off. And I crashed into a fellow motorcyclist. Leaving the purple llama to get wet in the sun. Then the pedestrian mocked my ginger hair, And the turban I was hiding it under. So I got out of the car and pushed him out of his trolley, Throwing my bowler cap at him. Then I kicked him in his pussy. And spat on his brand new F1 car. I got back in my van and rode off.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:48, archived)

Ring's on telly in half an hour.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)

hide the toilet

did you?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

Yes.

UP MY ARSE!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

you're a man of rare wit and sophistication

aren't you?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

Am I fuck.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)

what time do you anticipate getting

to the church tomorrow? i've got the afternoon off, but i think i'll probably have a little doze during the afternoon.

and have you notified your driver that our little corner of camden has a fiendishly complicated one way system?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)

hahahaha

the thought of many b3tans in church cracks me up

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

oh yes. i am a catholic priest.

/fiddles with 9 year old choirboy

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)

9 year old

you like them older then?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

my reply disappeared into the spaz

but it basically said "hip-hop" :)

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fassit is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

yeah

I spazzed back and replied :)

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

so did i

"and its probably because hes in it"

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fassit is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)

I think we're parking at Matsimpsks

and public transporting to yours. Maybe.

We leave Manchester at 11:30, so traffic pending any time between 3 and 5

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

that is

the plan

bearing in mind that i'm now a bit pished and i'm supposed to be driving...

(vork and burlap, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

Just don't drink any more

you'll be fine.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)

call us

if you get lost. supergay has got our numbers.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

and?

zykotiks on acid, RIGHT NOW!

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Muns, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

hehe

goooood shit :D

naw, i wrote that many moons ago, 2 years ago to be exact :P

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

and you've relapsed? :)

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Muns, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)

the proper japanese version?

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fassit is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

indeed!

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Muns, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

sweet

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fassit is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

Supposed to be

even better than the American one. And that made me poo myself...

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

i saw ringu

many moons ago, 2 months ago to be exact.... t'is good. specially down the well. :)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

About 7000 times better, roughly.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

I'd heard that

think I'll give it my full attention

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

ahhhh

you haven't seen ring unless you have seen the original

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fassit is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

that turns me on

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weirdbeard, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

errrrr

hello?

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fassit is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

jack!

this is the worst fucking IQ test ever

its got questions like: If all Boogles are Battuns, and some Battuns are Trandles, all Trandles must be Boogles.

quiz.ivillage.com/cgi-bin/iq_quiz/uk/yhiqnew.cgi

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

That's just a logic question,

with stupid words in it.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)

I got

104 with random clicks

(dontknow.net, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)

118.

randomly :D

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fassit is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

You Random

Brain box

(dontknow.net, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

Weee

144. No cheating or pencils or anything.

I'm off to watch Sesame Street now.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)

try

the blue ones

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e.parsley, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

I LIEK DNOKEYS!

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

i've shat better stories than that

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Reverend Dan, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)

Why is sex like bulldogs?

Ever seen a bulldog eat custard?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

I know,

I filter your drains and read your wipings.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

hmmm

stories about shit

who was it wrote the story of the guy who fucked his own arse?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)

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