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# haku's was better
but the influence is the same:

(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:34, archived)
# (very) Sorry for the pearoast but
I saw goatse AND the aurora tonight here in NY.

Fuckin amazin I tell ya.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Why
is Goatse married, anyway?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Alaska.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)
# With no nose?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)
# my daddy saw it
(aurora not goatse..) last night but neglected to tell me.
cunt.

it's pishing it down tonight so not a chance.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:59, archived)
# where was the scary bit then.
eh?

i found temple of doom a lot more scary.

but then again i must have been about 6..

edit: or do i have to wait 7 days?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:06, archived)
# I wasn't scared at all by the whole thing
in fact I thought it was shit when I first saw it

but it stuck at the back of my mind and grew and grew and about a week later I realised it was shit scary and didnt want to be near any woods etc.

Nearly shat myself seeing the clip of it on C4 the other day.

Cracking stuff
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)
# heh
yes then ;) (my edit)

i thought it was good, but i think i've been numbed over the years.

edit: and i reckon that clip probably spoiled it for me anyway.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)
# SHE CLIMBS OUT
OF THE FUCKING TELEVISION.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:13, archived)
# i saw that on "1 million mildly scary things"
on channel 4 last week.

the bastards.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:15, archived)
# she was just playing scrabble
I've seen it :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:17, archived)
# hum
..get a copy of Dark Water.. also by Hideo Nakata, but much, much scarier.

eek.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Seems like an appropriate time to resurrect an old bandwagon
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:33, archived)
# hahaha...
yaay! and i'm off to bed folks... night all... hope all the bash goers have fun :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)
# sleep tight
don't let the frankenstein's monsters bite
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Blimeh
I don't remember that one

Wooo
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:44, archived)
# i'd say it was funny if you remember the bandwagon
but it probably isn't
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:46, archived)
# I'm just suprised that I missed a bandwagon
untill a couple of months ago I used to spazz religiously and have very little to do

It's still funny
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:52, archived)
# is it
that ginger guy?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:02, archived)
# looks a bit bulky for
george
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)
# yay!
happy halloween everyone :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)
# mornin
Ms. KMM
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:59, archived)
# bloody hell
he looks creepy
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] North Korean Physical Education Dance Video #2
Hello b3ta.com Happys!

Just in time for halloween - check out the latest Quicktime video 'North Korean Physical Education Dance Video #2' here:





WARNING: This may be a little scary, but don't worry cause its just a little video from North Korea! It's just a video.....just a video.....just a ....just ....


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


Rob Pongi
Tokyo, Japan

(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:33, archived)
# "Fear"
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)
# wah
i set the ring to record and suddenly i have no signal for channel 4!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)
# stupid! your gonna die in the future now!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:30, archived)
# haha i win
the ghost cant call me while i'm dialup :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:31, archived)
# do you have a mobile?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:33, archived)
# yeah
but sucky orange cant give me signal at home :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:33, archived)
# you seem to have
an amazing ability to turn curses into a blessing - dialup, no signal and orange!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:35, archived)
# hehe
i bet the sucky video ghost is crying in desperation
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
(id being saving that for a ring related post)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Excellent.
:-)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:02, archived)
# What's Dhalsim's bird doing to Akuma then?
And what are those elephants up to in the background?

(unmodified snapshot)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Ha
funny
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:31, archived)
# FUCKING!
:D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:42, archived)
# huh.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)
# night all
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
HOLY FREAKING SHIT!!!!!

THANK YOU ALL SOO MUCH for my First FP!!!!!!


This is oficially the BEST DAY EVERERER!!!!!!!!!!!!

/threadwaste
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)
# To answer the question in your profile
"a few lines down."
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)
# haha!
I think a certain mod may have taken your earlier hint ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I'm GLOWING!
I really am!

I am gonna get hit by a car or something now, I just know it.

that is soo woo!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)
# dont jinx urself...
u might not now ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Now you
need to make it seasonal and put a fat bastard on a sleigh behind it!

And grats on your first FP!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)
# And on that note,
I'm going to go and concentrate on this excellent film.

Japanese women give me the raging horn.

Laters.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Battle Royale is a fucking wonderful film.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)
# i sooooo wanna see that
really bad
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# The sequel
is in cinemas from tomorrow, I think.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Ah,
little japanese girls running around an island in school uniform and killing each other. What more could you want?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# To go to the bash?
*sobs at this months pay packet*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Sequels on
as part of the London film festival.

(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# right on...
later!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)
# stop wasting threads, twat


/bitter and resentful
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)
# congrats!!
now go and get your capslock fixed.

EDIT: wait a second, you BASTARD, you pushed one of my fp's right off the fp!
grumble grumble grumble


=^)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Congrats! And a good 'un it is too!

WE WANT MORE!
/Blessed.

I'm off now nighters all
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I think I got a fp within a couple of weeks of posting here
/smug

and my editing skills are poor compared to a lot here, hardest part is coming up with a good idea
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)
# 5 in 36 days for me
naaaaah :P

/childish

good to see anyone get a frontpage! well done scoop!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Took me bastard ages
to get my first front page.
I cant even remember what it was now
oh, yeah, i can now i think.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# It was like a day...
I remember.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# "Budweiser"
True
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)
# and a pic certainly deserving of an fp!
when i first saw berlinvirus ask for someone to animate his original, i knew it would be great

nice jorb!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)
# hurrah!
'tis a top notch anim that :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!!

errrrm...woo!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)
# GREET IT!
GREET IT HARD!!!!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] my halloween costume:

um, 100% fact. Honest.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# You're
dressing up as a sponged shaving brush that's been painted green?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
# OF COURSE NOT
I'm dressing up as a sponged bucket of grass
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
# or
is that acctually what you look like beneath your cunning human-bean suit???
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# That's
either one very small bucket or a very large floorboard!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# And very fat grass.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)
# both
the small bucket is about the size of a cd, making the floorboards pretty big
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] If you do L-L-R-R-U-U-D-DR-R-UR-U and press all three kicks on the start screen, you can play as the Death Star. True!

That's no World Warrior!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)
# show me its special moves
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# "That's no Zangeif"
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# "SHO-RYU-KEN!"
and so on.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# "A bike shed youuu-shit"
What was he really saying during a cyclone kick?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# "Spinning birrrrrrrrrrd kick!"
Was my personal favourite.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# "Yoga Fire... Yoga Fire... Yoga Fire... Yogic Flame!"
And Fei Long's Bruce Lee impressions - "Heh, Whaw, Whaaddaaaa!". Ahh, happy days wasting pocket money down the mugs.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)
# no, it was
CHECK MY VARRUCCAS!
yes.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)
# adam hart-davis seems preferable
to weird japanese films
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Philistine.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)
# hehehe
woo yay and a houpla too!

pearoast time (and why not?)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# That
really is rather houplish
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
# That's fucking ace!
Big version?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# not till tuesday
I did it at work, left the original there and only uploaded the b3ta-sized edit (cos I'm lazy like that).

Sorry!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:51, archived)
# When you get back,
send it here:

www.b3tanbackgrounds.blogspot.com

I'll pick it up there. Woo!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)
#
ok (c:

still didn't make fp *sob*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# yoga
flame
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# thats no scantilly clad japanese schoolgirl with her knickers showing
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
#
dammit.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Just for you...

(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)
# This is my bat:

I was going to bring him to the bash, but I fear he would be lost.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:38, archived)
# bring it!
we can always put it in the car for safe-keeping...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
# I'm bringing a half full bottle of vodka by the way.
I have it left over from last night.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# i have shit-loads of
beer carling, but no fucker is stupid enough to drink that

i might just swing by tesco for a bottle of vodka, and a crate of redbull
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Happy Halloween



Anyone else trying to watch Ring on C4, and finding it hard to read subtitles and play on the interweb at the same time?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I'm trying to,
but my dad keeps flicking channels.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Yes,
very much so.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# v. cheap and not really cheerful.. just a little bored atm


No doubt been done a gazillion times before and probably better..
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# i think its quite nice
lots of pics making fun of the redex, but none as nice as that
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Cunning
I like. Good clean 'shop too
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Where's the nearest vasectomy clinic?


I can't go through another one of these.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# just use two bricks
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
#


/eyeswater
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
# dear god
scaryness

ring awaits night all



(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Hurry, it's started!
And I love that pixel bubble. Woo!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# that is
very, very funny...

top shopping and comedy timing

Edit - I just got my 2nd FP!! it makes me so happy I almost passed my fags round!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# yaarrrrghh!
woosomely done.

yay!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# you missed
a nice eveing of drinking and playing pool the other night down in napier. 'twas lovley
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# erm
1st thing i noticed was something trying to eat that kids neck!!!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)
# either ive missed something
or your message is attached to the wrong reply
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# arrrrrrrr
that I did, ship matey.

sadly I only found out about 6 that evening when you said "who's coming"..

couldn't make it that quickly, sad eh.

how's K3rry? did yous get incoherently pissed?

..and are you still on the east coast, or travelling round and abouts?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# k3rrys fine
he a had a meeting to go to, so sadly we just had a few, a couple of games of long winded pool, and then parted.

im in roturua now.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# any plans for Auckland?
up here there's myself, weevilgirl, ittybittykitty, the_weeping_rat and a few others by now..

mmm, 4uckl4nd bash number two!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# i am flying
out of auckland on sunday night, and i'll be in hamilton tommorow.

i could manage a quick one in auckland about 2-3 ish, preferably near queen street, as thats the only bit i know
[edit] im afraid i have to go now, email me if that suits. Bye
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# good lord
you can see why she isn't breast feeding!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# this would do it also
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# meep!
or this:

(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)
# bet he was a bugger to breastfeed
edit must learn how to spell
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# yay
for toothsome babies..

(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)
# sweet jesus!!
but woo
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# that is fantastic...
truly terrifying :)
edit: gah! i approached this thread from the bottom up but think i should add a woo to all the scary babies... *shudder*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# "Bring me that twat's head on a plate..."
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# according to some program that was on last night
the halifax are one of the main reasons for house prices going fucking daft at the moment


apparently
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# yes,
and im (apparently) 20 grand up on my house from three years ago. and even years ago it was going up nicely.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# whereas
i'm going to bed

g'night folks
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# you go to
bed, i'll have lunch.

mmmmmmm, mcdonalds kiwiburger (no, really)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# It's up nowt till it's cash in the bank.
Prices are rocketing over here (Canada) too at the mo'. We're putting it down to low interest, although "some twat from the Halifax" sounds like an interesting theory.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# yeah.
(gotta watch them with the sound down though..

edit. loads of this is missing. which is why it makes no sense. lets try that again shall we:

i really like the 3d halifax adverts - really nice style.

gotta watch them with the sound down though..)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Yes
But if you want to move, the price of the next house you buy will have gone up too.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# i appreciate that,
but my house and area in particular are rising quicker than most
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# sell it,
live at your mums for a few years
save money there anyway (no food bills..)

sorted. ..ish.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# and then sell your mum's house
while she's at sainsbury's
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
# I've been waiting
so long to see that...and it's beautiful
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Death to
Howard!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha! Bland brains!
Channel 4 now people.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# i think
the world is already there.

well maybe not all of it..

better be good after all this.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# aye
"Ring", the only films that scared me as much were Poltergeist & Amityville, well I was eleven!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# If only
i hate that singing twunt, and i hate his shitey bank too.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# God, the little buggers aren't fussy, are they?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Blimey
so fast....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# R.P
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# blimey
that's one fast rabbit..

cue inappropriate-animal-frottage repost:

(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# erm


She's a bit of a fox

sorry
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# mmmmmm
lovley.
reminds me of the aliens fron V though
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# does
n't it?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# 'cept
foxes wouldn't have eyes like that, would they.

that's cats.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# I still
wood would.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Herbie Gets Totalled
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# that is beautifully done
and not before time
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I saw
Herbie in Disney Studios, Paris.

It He was the lowlight of the stunt car show.

nice pic!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# lowlight!?
I love herbie
feeling guilty about pic
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# herbie was a twat
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I un-concur
;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Fucking dire films.
Made me want to slash my 7 year old wrists.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# oooh
bastard, yet woo!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# haha
that's really funny
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# i like
good job, and herbie is a nice subject to use ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# that's superbly done.
woo.
yay.
hooooupla.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# nooooooooooo!
i love herbie!
nicely done though :)

edit: SCOOPZILLA! check the fp :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# yay...I love that one
missed your tom
belated woo! :)
edit: see above re love for herbie
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# it's fab isn't it?
and ta... the tom didn't work as well as it was in my head when i saw the vine but best to get these things out... :)
and yay for loving herbie... i thought he was the bees knees (goodness, where does that expression come from? may have to go and look...)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)
# great anyway
off to watch The Ring now...off tommorow...yay!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Egg
sellent
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Some bastard's eaten track 4!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# slice slice baby?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# don't laugh at that
laugh at the plane pun a few threads down
edit: not mine, the good one
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# in answer to your question that got pushed off the board
i am well, thank you.

my costume was so well recieved at a party last saturday, that i was commanded to go to a party tomorrow by some people i don't know.

so i am.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# woo : )
which costume was that?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# i bought a gorilla costume (worn w/o the head)
to go as the true father of my only child Monkeybaby


monkeybaby wallpaper


i carried him with me all night and disturbed many a person
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# aw, he's got his father's, erm, fur....
sounds like a blast. Have fun!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# will do my best
oh and i have a pipe which completes the costume.

not sure why but it just feels right.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# I'm sure you make a very distinguished ape man
I'm off for the evening, everyone have a lovely night.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# goodnight
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# mmm...track 4.
very nice.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# or, rather
20 4-second sections of track 1 - 15 3-second sections of track 2

and so on

proportions correct at time of going to press - no, wait, they're wrong now
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Surely it would be less sections, but longer ones of the outside tracks?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# ...and a nice chianti

(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# y...o... y...o... y...o....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# cool
nicely done
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)

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