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[challenge entry] Obvious as a rusty nail in your eyeball.
(Dave the heed, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Who is it?

Why it's Dot from Eastenders of course...

Ah Thank Yah.
(saaaaaaausage you say?, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# BADDUM TISH


very ghastly
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# hehe
good one
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Wouldn't there be a massive fag hanging out of
her mouth? ;)
(Dave the heed, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Julian Clary?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Now, now, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Don't
think I can see Elton John anywhere on there...

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Madness!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Or Augustus Gloop perhaps
well. He did get stuck up the chocolate pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)
# nah
It was Pat who's into that kind of thing.

Nudge nudge.
(saaaaaaausage you say?, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# hahahah
hahhahahaahahha...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] quick
dirty

apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# hmm
?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# i was
so gonna do that
but then i realised it would be so very wrong of me to do so ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# why is it dirty?
it appears to be the outline of weebl in purple
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# he hasn't got any clothes on

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# dirty
because i was rolling in my own filth when i made it.
but it felt soooo right
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably been done already
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# unfortunately so
but it's still good
woo
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] "Darling - there seems to be a large Ape at the window"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# :)
He he
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# oh
i thought it was "Pacman Cabaret"
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 12:40, archived)
# The Haunted Tory Mansion
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# topically
brilliant in so many ways.
wooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Frotting ghosts are the worst
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# damn michael portillo for dropping out
i had money on the greasy fuck monkey
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# I want boris Johnson to get it...
..he is superb in an eccentric chap kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Boris
is mad, he looks like such a public school boy it's unreal. But is actually quite funny, which is very un-public school boy like.
(Dave the heed, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# i would vote for him
it would be worth it for the entertainment value alone
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Bojo!
He is the funniest Tory ever.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# i like this
she looks like she's desperate for a wee, and hopping about really fast.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Hello,
I'll be bringing a painting for the raffle.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Wow!
How cool!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
# is Maggie's ghost buggering him
with a strap-on dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# arf
up the arse corner
(39811 basic bytes free, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# YAY - have a Gene
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# that's
from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# how did u get that seethrough effectage?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# I belive it's known as opacity
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Who`s this ?


Elvis ,of course !
(Dittmeyer, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Elvis?
Why ask if you're gonna tell us!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# hmm...
Thats a good question...
(Dittmeyer, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Tony Blair
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# great!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# a veloceraptor
gazing behind to look into her lover's eyes
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Another "guess who"


New Matt wins, it's Pavarotti.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Surprised menstruating penguin on stage?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Close
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Mr Creosote?
(Mr_Bobbins, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Daily Thompson
smoking a crack pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# I've just
laughed a semi-chewed banana onto my keyboard...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# I read that paper too
.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# BOO!
Happy halloween from leeds uni.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# you don't scare me...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# i bet i could
...if i wanted to... ehe heh heh
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:16, archived)
# pavarotti?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Pavarotti
McGrotti?*

*This may not be his actual name.
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# penguin
on a frisbee about to be shot "Predator" style
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Have replied to your 4rthur.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# You are quite
bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
#
Jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# a strange series of mostly black and white shapages?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Terry Thomas


*very* close up
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:13, archived)
# :D
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaah
*finally gets it after about 5 mins*

yay
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# thanks...
it took me ages*

*lies
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:16, archived)
# I bet it did.
divvy
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# It was the
1st thing that popped in to my head. Apart from Bella Emburg Rachel Stevens.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# didnt you make it yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I did
honest...

It's in 16:9 and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# ding
dong!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# That's
Leslie Phillips....
TT's was "I say...." or "You're a shar! En ebsolute shar!"
(Doctor Evil, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Yes!
Yes!

I had a rather disturbing crush on him when I was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# It says in your profile
that

I live and work in London (CAD)

why are you telling everyone you're a cad?

I should adjust mine to "I sit on my arse in Brighton (bounder)"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Trick or Treating?

Frank was in for a bad night
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Poor Frank
little terrier teriierfied
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# something of the night (again)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)
# scary!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] someone had to
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)
# ooooh
special!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Dracula
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:05, archived)
# I thought
it was Michael Howard
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)
# arf
and woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Arf!
Mornin' all. Liking this comp...
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Apologies if done before...
(SniffingGeneral, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
that's hilarious
woo, yay and even houpla
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)
# My first
w/y/h! Thankee kindly!
(SniffingGeneral, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)
# no, kind sire
thank ee kindly, for making me chuckle like BRIAN BLESSED
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Arf!
Woo to ye, fine sir.

have fun at the bash. Drink sensibly now,kids
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] daisy, daisy
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Yay!
Best challenge for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:04, archived)
# goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Got the painters in, love?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:04, archived)
# dave?
wyh
(Choaderboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:04, archived)
# One from the Archive
Just had the entire office babbling inanely over what their names give, using the Prior-Art-O-Matic

thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# i got emailed
motorbikes make you gay this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# I got emailed
That picture of a Granny on a Stair-Master going around on a Rollercoster, yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)
# me too.
I fp'd that. *proud*
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Reverend Dan is a false moustache that knows what you want before you do! It bounces.
very true.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Tepid Halibut is a credit card that swears!
It's got me sussed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# nice random one:
It's a bathtub! It jumps like a frog!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# it's got
me down pat, though
"atomboy is a human clone that's not suitable for children, traps small animals and is voice-activated."
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
black ink, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Uncanny !
Weebl is a teddybear that cannot be removed from your house! It is made from recycled cardboard and recites haiku.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:16, archived)
# TRUE CRIME STORIES!


"We're too late.....he's already dead."

(ah, drawing stuff at work.)
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# nice doodlage!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Wow
That is art
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)
# My local pub
is haveing a kiddies competition, where you design your own monster. I'm crap at drawing, but if I wasn't, I'd draw The Fear and submit it (I'd lie about my age though).

Or I might do goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)
# now, that is very good
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)
# That
rocks socks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)
# we're all going
a bit Elvis mad. Lock up yer daughters!
(Dave the heed, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# most
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# very
w/y/h

reminds me of the old pc game, another world - but with elvis

now that would have been class
(39811 basic bytes free, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:04, archived)
# woo
another world. oh my, what a classic.
YAY
(jumblesale, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)
# this is great
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)
# on a scale from 1 to woo
that scores a 9.Yay

well done old chap
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Has he been done yet?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Is that Patrick Moore
or Bod with a monocle?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)
# no, PATRICK moore
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# blah blah
blah
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)

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