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# from the bbc!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# don't leech their bandwidth
they are a poor struggling organisation without many resources.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# if it's not yours
don't post it
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# A song for Bonfire Night
david.stuarthomfray.co.uk/playback_BadAssBonfireSong.html

Yes, I know, I've already posted it here on Sat. a.m., but this is the 2nd and final time I will post it. I thought more people would see it on a Monday! Uber-woo!

Incidentally, thanks for the comments on Saturday, guys.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# i especialy
like the monky pianist
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Ta
The monkey wanted a bigger part in the cartoon, but I wouldn't let her.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# that's great!
have you got a hare lip?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# No
but I have got several hares! Boom! Boom!

Nah, I was trying to cover up my Black Country accent!

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Thanks.
I needed that. Yay Monkey Penist.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# tee hee hee
that's ace
monkey pianist is fantabulous
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Don't encourage the monkey pianist
She's already demanding her own dressing room and bananas dipped in honey.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# mmmmm
honey.
ok then, she was rubbish. had a great part written for her, but totally over-egged the pudding.
is that ok?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Splendid
That should keep her in check.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# it was great to see this on saturday
but now you are spamming it...and you don't seem to post very often - B3ta is a give and take kinda place...you have to show appreciation for other peoples stuff too. You have posted 3 times and two of those were to spam this animation.

I expect 100 posts in appreciation of other peoples stuff on my desk by the end of the day!(then we might let you off with the spamming) :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Fair point
You make a fair point, Bitchpapa.

I shoud've waited until today to post a link to my cartoon. Sorry.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# not a problem -
as I said i like your stuff - tis very good - now do more! we demand more work of this quality!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I like it when you're domineering ;-)
I'll do my best.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# why the old-skool name?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# For me or the cartoon?
I'm an old man, humour me.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# I didn't want to pay for another icon
/scottish
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# hey hey, we're the...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# great
they always gave me the creeps
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# hell again
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Drill it! Drill it HARD!
TJ - In case you were wondering, everything in Iraq is going just fine:- www.vcorps.army.mil/www/cjtf7/forces.htm
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# good old lithuanians
you can always count on them...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# a large number
of the countries bullie into sending in 50 or so cannon fodder seem to have designated them as NBC consequence management unit. is this the most militarised PR offensive ever?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I did wonder about that, until our office
military expert told me it's Nuclear Bacterial Chemical. Shudder.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# get
him that little fucker
EXPERIMENT HARD!!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# my word
you're totally carpet bombing the board this morning, but its all good
keep it up.
and by the way, is that drill scientifically calibrated? it better be, otherwise thats a waste of a good kitten
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# CNC milling machine
Craniums 'n Cats
mwahhahahahaha
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Bash pics!

Click for more!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Oh dear................
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# You
love the cock!

Found the fruit post yet??
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# No. Just no.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# You make such a lovely couple...
Oh and by the way, Mrs Vulga just identified you on yougotspotted as the filthy miscreant!

Edit: By that, I mean I showed her a photo and she said, "Yes, that's him!"
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I plead alcohol.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# You have mentioned,
that I'm not normally a pervert?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# You aren't?
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Quite frankly
so do I.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# hohoho
i've successfully managed to avoid being in any of these pictures again. you lucky people
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# heheh
ditto!

and i'm sooo sorry i kept calling you matsimpsk...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# that's alright, i'm sure he's far more interesting and attractive than me
;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# ahhh
you were both very lovely.

as were all the b3tans i met in my drunken state on friday night.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Did we meet?
I think we did?
I can't remember.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# yes!
what do you mean, you can't remember...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# The problem is
I say hello to so mamy people I just forget who I spoke to...sorry.
I wasn't even drunk.

*racks brains*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# haha
it's okay! we didn't speak for long. more like hullo. hullo.

albeit in a friendly way. ;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I need photo evidence,
once I see a face it all fits into place.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Did you experience the wandering hands
or was it just my lucky night?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# i think
you must have just got lucky ;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Oh joy.
There you are minding your own business chatting to someone when a hand wanders over your bottom.
Oh well, guess it's the closest some b3tans are going to get to a girl, eh? ;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# giggle
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# What do you mean 'giggle'?
Was it you? ;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I have a horrible feeling
it might have been me. The more I hear about my behaviour on Friday, the more I want to climb into a small hole.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# We shall rename you
Superhands!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Damn Alcohol!
Damn it to hell!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Just don't
go here mate!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# It might have been - but it did
happen more than once.
At one point you lurched towards me a tad amourous-like but I dodged and got the kiss on the cheek instead. You stuck a good one on Penile though!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# no!
absolutely not! i was giggling at your comment about it being the only way some b3tans can get close to a girl...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I won
a board game in the raffle....an adult game for couples apparently....no-one would play it with me???
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# tee hee, I know.
Did we meet?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I wish I'd have gone now:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww
the first some people is me btw : )
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Cool
I'm at uni now so can't be bothered, but when I'm back home I'll update it!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Aaawwwwww
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Woo!
I don't look too bad in that photo...

The "More people" are JustHere and Missing.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# cool and cheers!
See above for thing!

Didn't meet JustHere...think I was too scared to say hi! Met missing but just couldn't remember her name!!

I have about 80 photos in total, over 20 are Supermoore passed out and Ijon on a rampage!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Oh goody...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# second row, middle pic
is goat, and the fabulous dancing yak

fifth row, middle pic is scottish laura (Yarr!)

im quite surprised that no pictures of me exist, maybe its cos im an ugly cunt!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# nobody could work out who you are
i have that same problem...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# i was the short one


edit: mother superior seemed to know who i was
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I was the tall one
And I was worried about how many people needed to remind me how tall I was ;-)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# i know who you are
you was chatting to me on the balcony
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# yup!
I remember chatting to you, early on in the night you see...I was semi sober then!
I just saw "i was the short one" so I thought I'd say "i was the tall one" as it seemed to be the thing about me at the bash!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# thats the one, couldnt remember his name for the life of me
(goat, obviously)

how you doing sir?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# pretty good, although the vodka caused me much pain in the morning

you?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# im not suprised! you were doing well
was rather dazed in the morning and frankly amazed that me and my mate managed to find a bus going to Victoria baring in mind neither of know London at all
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# And I thought I had bad hair!
look at Vork's!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# yay
xx
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# superb!
i really want to see the ones that someone took of vulga [?] frothing pints with his cappuchino frother that he won
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# nuff said



poor i know but im at uni computers

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Well, I have now.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# What do you mean 'poor'?
It's sponged, and that's good enough for me.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Morning all.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# woo!
thats a bit good!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)
# *groan*
nice punnage
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Ooh I say, that's rather nice
Morning and hello to all the lovely b3tans I met at the bash on Friday and you brave footy nutters guys too - hope you've recovered by now.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I think my ankle is broken.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# But is that anything to do with the bash
or the footy? Or was did one of the attractive patrons of that lovely pub take a shine to you? ;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# It was a marvelous pub wasn't it?
The kind of place where you can't throw a brick without hitting a murderer.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I was particularly charmed by the shit
wiped on the walls of the ladies. Classy.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Where's

me dinner?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# woof.


p.s. I like it :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# go on...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)
# *parp*
*toot*
*honk*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Moses!
That's one giant fart for such a little woman.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That is far funnier than it has any right to be!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] bad actor of the year award?

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# isnt that
fat bad actor of the year award
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)
# keanu reeves is worse,
i think laurence fishbourne or whatever his name is, suits his character quite well
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Matrix 4: Return of Domo
=D
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)
# One to hell please
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)
# bloody great

smashing grand
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Yeah
The finger was an accident though:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Oh
dear.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# that
is an hypnotic woo there.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# cheers its one of my first and still one of my
favourites
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)
# old skool woo!
memories...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Wanna see me naked?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# eeeuuuuuwwwwww
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Does that mean I've failed the audition?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Hehehehehehe
Nope
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Morning!
I asked that photographer dude, and he said he wouldn't do it. Kept going on about his reputation, or something...

Never mind.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Pah!
light-weight ;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# that is SO not right
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)
# THIS is not right
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# i
agree. dressing your wifwe up as a little boy and then fucking her is odd. odd odd odd.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# haha
I knew I shouldn't of clicked that.

100% Hot Pixal Porn
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Tsk! Here we go again...

if you click it, it will grow...

.... Yet another one of those Wildcat strikes...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Careful now.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# they have a keen ally in their fight
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# yay
topical silliness at it's finest
well, less topical since the post strike finished at about 3 this morning, but still woo all the same
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Groan!
Lovely
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffft
Bigger slots.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# haha
that's funny!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# *Arf!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# The sequel:
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Hehehehehh
And becomes sausage meat.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)
# i ate horse
when i used to live in amsterdam. didnt taste very good.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# no?
how disappointing.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# I would like to try it some time...
...dog too, just to satisfy my curiosity. Mind you I have been eating kebabs in the East End of London for long enough to have probably had them already.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# bah..
sausage.. waste of perfectly good steak-meat, bloody good with stroganoff sauce.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Good Pony
...neigh neigh


/ahem

morning
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# a story about
horseracing, how interesting
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Shergar
burger, anyone?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)
# single please.

yes, hell
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# wooooo
ugly child
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# heh
quality
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Internet chat room secrets revealed!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# NSFTTOAMM!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)
# but but but but
she misspelled your
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)
# It's still
tidier than my house.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
Like my flat on Saturday mornings when I was a student....though on friday nights it was a veritable palace and the lady looked like Suzannah Hoffs.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# suzanna hoffs?
makes me feel waaarm.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# That's no moon...

.....er..


/coat
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# That's my
next door neighbour. She has a mobility powered wheelchair, because she's so fat. She uses it to go to the fish and chip shop. Wouldn't it be better for her not to have it, and get soem goddamn exercise??
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)
# That's so unkind
She's probably got problems with eating too much water retention or something
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# or something..
lots of cake and pie retention.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# MUM!
.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)
# DEAR GOD!
I feel dirty now. I'm going to go take another shower.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I was talking to an old guy today and this was all I could think of...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Wha....?
Weirdo.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# My visualization doesn't do it for ya huh?
Explanation:
It's a lineup of days, and the old guy is identifying them to the cop stating "Those were the days" but as we all know, if you have to explain a joke it aint funny.

*cry*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# From Fridays [non-b3tan] halloween party...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# I wish I had been there
Any casualties? Did Ijon snog any men again?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# errr...
this wasn't the b3ta party... sorry
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# There are *other* parties?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)
# none that count

well done on doing the footy, I was going to come and cheer, but I didn't wake up until 4 in the afternoon
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I hurt in new and interesting places today.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Walsall?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)
# walsall
is definitely not interesting
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# i couldn't make the party
in the end, so do you or slim want me to paypal you for the pitch?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ditto mate
had the joy of the ladies in the flat below mine having a party on saturday night as well.

Was not happy about being woken up at 2.30 to break up a fight.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Unlucky.
I was forced to get pissed again.

And atomboy, speak to slim, but I think we covered costs in the end.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# will do
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# i got in soooooooo much trouble
for doodling on teaseresses leg!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# It was a good one mate,
I didn't miss you at all.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# I missed you terribly.
EDIT:
I cried so hard that i had to wank myself to sleep with the picture of you and your big shiny helmet.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I tried wanking myself to sleep once
but it just seems to go off no sooner than I put my hand on it.

Maybe having a land-mine fantasy isn't exactly healthy.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# In other news,
I have just registered www.icanseeyourfaceinmyhelmet.com and am wondering what to do with it.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Wank it...
...wank it hard!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# deja
vu
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)
# I met that ironing board in the background once.
she was very flat chested

Monday mornings.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# wee.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# what an optimistic 'Reach for the Stars' type expression on that kitty's face
all in aid of furthering scientific progress.

work? what work?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# I love that
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# that wasnt particularly
facetious
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)
# He doesnt bite! Honest...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# That is pro!
WOO!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I know that pig
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# hmmm
thats his non-identical twin brother fred
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

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