
they are a poor struggling organisation without many resources.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30,
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david.stuarthomfray.co.uk/playback_BadAssBonfireSong.html
Yes, I know, I've already posted it here on Sat. a.m., but this is the 2nd and final time I will post it. I thought more people would see it on a Monday! Uber-woo!
Incidentally, thanks for the comments on Saturday, guys.
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Yes, I know, I've already posted it here on Sat. a.m., but this is the 2nd and final time I will post it. I thought more people would see it on a Monday! Uber-woo!
Incidentally, thanks for the comments on Saturday, guys.

The monkey wanted a bigger part in the cartoon, but I wouldn't let her.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30,
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but I have got several hares! Boom! Boom!
Nah, I was trying to cover up my Black Country accent!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:32,
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Nah, I was trying to cover up my Black Country accent!

She's already demanding her own dressing room and bananas dipped in honey.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:33,
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honey.
ok then, she was rubbish. had a great part written for her, but totally over-egged the pudding.
is that ok?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:36,
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ok then, she was rubbish. had a great part written for her, but totally over-egged the pudding.
is that ok?

but now you are spamming it...and you don't seem to post very often - B3ta is a give and take kinda place...you have to show appreciation for other peoples stuff too. You have posted 3 times and two of those were to spam this animation.
I expect 100 posts in appreciation of other peoples stuff on my desk by the end of the day!(then we might let you off with the spamming) :)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:34,
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I expect 100 posts in appreciation of other peoples stuff on my desk by the end of the day!(then we might let you off with the spamming) :)

You make a fair point, Bitchpapa.
I shoud've waited until today to post a link to my cartoon. Sorry.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:36,
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I shoud've waited until today to post a link to my cartoon. Sorry.

as I said i like your stuff - tis very good - now do more! we demand more work of this quality!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:53,
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TJ - In case you were wondering, everything in Iraq is going just fine:- www.vcorps.army.mil/www/cjtf7/forces.htm
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:25,
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of the countries bullie into sending in 50 or so cannon fodder seem to have designated them as NBC consequence management unit. is this the most militarised PR offensive ever?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:39,
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military expert told me it's Nuclear Bacterial Chemical. Shudder.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:47,
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you're totally carpet bombing the board this morning, but its all good
keep it up.
and by the way, is that drill scientifically calibrated? it better be, otherwise thats a waste of a good kitten
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:31,
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keep it up.
and by the way, is that drill scientifically calibrated? it better be, otherwise thats a waste of a good kitten

Oh and by the way, Mrs Vulga just identified you on yougotspotted as the filthy miscreant!
Edit: By that, I mean I showed her a photo and she said, "Yes, that's him!"
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:25,
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Edit: By that, I mean I showed her a photo and she said, "Yes, that's him!"

i've successfully managed to avoid being in any of these pictures again. you lucky people
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:26,
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;)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:33,
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you were both very lovely.
as were all the b3tans i met in my drunken state on friday night.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:37,
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as were all the b3tans i met in my drunken state on friday night.

I say hello to so mamy people I just forget who I spoke to...sorry.
I wasn't even drunk.
*racks brains*
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:46,
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I wasn't even drunk.
*racks brains*

it's okay! we didn't speak for long. more like hullo. hullo.
albeit in a friendly way. ;)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:47,
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albeit in a friendly way. ;)

once I see a face it all fits into place.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:48,
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or was it just my lucky night?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:43,
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There you are minding your own business chatting to someone when a hand wanders over your bottom.
Oh well, guess it's the closest some b3tans are going to get to a girl, eh? ;)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:47,
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Oh well, guess it's the closest some b3tans are going to get to a girl, eh? ;)

it might have been me. The more I hear about my behaviour on Friday, the more I want to climb into a small hole.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:51,
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happen more than once.
At one point you lurched towards me a tad amourous-like but I dodged and got the kiss on the cheek instead. You stuck a good one on Penile though!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:56,
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At one point you lurched towards me a tad amourous-like but I dodged and got the kiss on the cheek instead. You stuck a good one on Penile though!

absolutely not! i was giggling at your comment about it being the only way some b3tans can get close to a girl...
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:53,
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a board game in the raffle....an adult game for couples apparently....no-one would play it with me???
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:58,
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I'm at uni now so can't be bothered, but when I'm back home I'll update it!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:27,
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I don't look too bad in that photo...
The "More people" are JustHere and Missing.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:28,
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The "More people" are JustHere and Missing.

See above for thing!
Didn't meet JustHere...think I was too scared to say hi! Met missing but just couldn't remember her name!!
I have about 80 photos in total, over 20 are Supermoore passed out and Ijon on a rampage!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30,
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Didn't meet JustHere...think I was too scared to say hi! Met missing but just couldn't remember her name!!
I have about 80 photos in total, over 20 are Supermoore passed out and Ijon on a rampage!

is goat, and the fabulous dancing yak
fifth row, middle pic is scottish laura (Yarr!)
im quite surprised that no pictures of me exist, maybe its cos im an ugly cunt!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:29,
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fifth row, middle pic is scottish laura (Yarr!)
im quite surprised that no pictures of me exist, maybe its cos im an ugly cunt!

edit: mother superior seemed to know who i was

And I was worried about how many people needed to remind me how tall I was ;-)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:44,
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I remember chatting to you, early on in the night you see...I was semi sober then!
I just saw "i was the short one" so I thought I'd say "i was the tall one" as it seemed to be the thing about me at the bash!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:49,
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I just saw "i was the short one" so I thought I'd say "i was the tall one" as it seemed to be the thing about me at the bash!

(goat, obviously)
how you doing sir?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30,
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how you doing sir?


you?

was rather dazed in the morning and frankly amazed that me and my mate managed to find a bus going to Victoria baring in mind neither of know London at all
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:35,
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i really want to see the ones that someone took of vulga [?] frothing pints with his cappuchino frother that he won
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:07,
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It's sponged, and that's good enough for me.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:22,
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Morning and hello to all the lovely b3tans I met at the bash on Friday and you brave footy nutters guys too - hope you've recovered by now.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:21,
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or the footy? Or was did one of the attractive patrons of that lovely pub take a shine to you? ;)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:24,
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The kind of place where you can't throw a brick without hitting a murderer.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:30,
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wiped on the walls of the ladies. Classy.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:38,
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i think laurence fishbourne or whatever his name is, suits his character quite well
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:11,
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I asked that photographer dude, and he said he wouldn't do it. Kept going on about his reputation, or something...
Never mind.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:07,
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Never mind.

agree. dressing your wifwe up as a little boy and then fucking her is odd. odd odd odd.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:27,
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if you click it, it will grow...
.... Yet another one of those Wildcat strikes...

topical silliness at it's finest
well, less topical since the post strike finished at about 3 this morning, but still woo all the same
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:57,
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well, less topical since the post strike finished at about 3 this morning, but still woo all the same

when i used to live in amsterdam. didnt taste very good.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:57,
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...dog too, just to satisfy my curiosity. Mind you I have been eating kebabs in the East End of London for long enough to have probably had them already.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:07,
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sausage.. waste of perfectly good steak-meat, bloody good with stroganoff sauce.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:58,
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Like my flat on Saturday mornings when I was a student....though on friday nights it was a veritable palace and the lady looked like Suzannah Hoffs.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:52,
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next door neighbour. She has a mobility powered wheelchair, because she's so fat. She uses it to go to the fish and chip shop. Wouldn't it be better for her not to have it, and get soem goddamn exercise??
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:55,
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She's probably got problems with eating too much water retention or something
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:56,
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I feel dirty now. I'm going to go take another shower.
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Explanation:
It's a lineup of days, and the old guy is identifying them to the cop stating "Those were the days" but as we all know, if you have to explain a joke it aint funny.
*cry*
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:53,
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It's a lineup of days, and the old guy is identifying them to the cop stating "Those were the days" but as we all know, if you have to explain a joke it aint funny.
*cry*

Any casualties? Did Ijon snog any men again?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:44,
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well done on doing the footy, I was going to come and cheer, but I didn't wake up until 4 in the afternoon

in the end, so do you or slim want me to paypal you for the pitch?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:56,
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had the joy of the ladies in the flat below mine having a party on saturday night as well.
Was not happy about being woken up at 2.30 to break up a fight.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:57,
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Was not happy about being woken up at 2.30 to break up a fight.

I was forced to get pissed again.
And atomboy, speak to slim, but I think we covered costs in the end.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:59,
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And atomboy, speak to slim, but I think we covered costs in the end.

for doodling on teaseresses leg!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:12,
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EDIT:
I cried so hard that i had to wank myself to sleep with the picture of you and your big shiny helmet.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:49,
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I cried so hard that i had to wank myself to sleep with the picture of you and your big shiny helmet.

but it just seems to go off no sooner than I put my hand on it.
Maybe having a land-mine fantasy isn't exactly healthy.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:52,
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Maybe having a land-mine fantasy isn't exactly healthy.

I have just registered www.icanseeyourfaceinmyhelmet.com and am wondering what to do with it.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:52,
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she was very flat chested
Monday mornings.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:48,
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Monday mornings.

all in aid of furthering scientific progress.
work? what work?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:45,
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work? what work?
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