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Captions please....

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

tricky dicky chokes his chicken?

or tricky dicky fondles his throbbing cock?

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

winner

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

Cheap as chicks?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

ITYM

'cheep as chicks'

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lord bofingham, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

Wee de la mind!

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useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

Cheep as chicks?

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useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

another duke....

In relation to this... earlier try!

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

I think it needs killing...

...but carefully
Click it for a lil bigger

(byebye, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)

I'd name it

Damien. It looks evil.

(My Name Here, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)

not all damiens are evil.

some sell shoes.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

some are

very good dancers

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

i'd like to make

shoes out of it. People always make shoes out of things with scales and teeth, why should it be any different?

(My Name Here, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

the singer in my band

is called damian

he's not evil

he's just a thick cunt

irish, smells odd

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

Damien is almost my name.

but not quite.

(yakmonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

is your name

thelma?

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

sometimes it is...

sometimes...

edit: no it is not.

(yakmonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

yes,

HARD

w/y/h

though it may be quite fun to keep

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)

or to sneak into your neighbours house

when they aint looking

that'll teach em for not letting me use their trampoline

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

yay!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)

Either that or it will kill us all.

woo blending

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)

ilike it

come to me my pretty

w/y

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)

Spiffy!

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useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

to you sir a.........

(Leonardo Acropolis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm

improper wank material

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

I never saw this

episode - I would! Both!

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azerty, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

me too!

both at one time!

(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

Errrr

phwoooooar

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

Fuck me

that's rather good
yes it does need killing, WITH FIRE!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

Now that's just not cricket

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Dill, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

Good fun though

bacon for supper.
woo the pic

The piggy wouldn't be called 'Babe' Ruth would it?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)

my first thoughts

someone mentioned babe ruth at work and that's what appeared in my little head

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Dill, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

Ah I thought the little piggy had the touch

of the celeb about it.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

hit it

hit it HARD

w/y/h

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)

it isn't

looks a bit like rounders to me

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lord bofingham, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)

erm...

i don't know whatto say really

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)

ahhh yes

woo yay

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)

\/\/ * `/ * []-[]

(My Name Here, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)

internet porn....helping to boost the tory election funds

soreeeeeeeeee

(Leonardo Acropolis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)

Urgh

but probably true.

(My Name Here, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)

urgh

enough said

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

nsfa

wrong wrong wrong

i hope you die in a freak paperclip accident now

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

Eeewww

But there's probably a market for it, better ask SickBoy. ;O)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

Noooo!!

My brain cannot take any more widdecombe!!

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useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)

I fear they maybe a glut of

a widdercombe porn on the way.
Get enough of it going viral, and she'd get a whole new image

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

mmmmm...

widdiweb...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)

Came back to find that...

going away to wash eyes out

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

howard liked to show off

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

woo

for owls in lipstick

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

I left my parrot out

and it rained...

(Choaderboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)

great

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)

supoib!

you should always soak your parrot in salt to make it dye-fast!

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)

or soak it in bleach

to make it die-fast

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)

or shove a rocket up its arse

to make it fly fast.

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)

or cover it in plaster of paris, make a mould and forge it from metal

to make it die-cast

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)

or wear a disguise so it doesn't recognise its owner

to make it fly past

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)

Don't give your parrot water for three weeks

to make it dry assed.

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azerty, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)

or nail it to a log and put it on your ship

and make it a high mast

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)

Or take it to an audition for an avian sitcom

so it can be typecast

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)

Or fatten it up and put it on a diet

so it can lose weight with SlimFast™

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)

soak it in spinach

it'll fuck up the finish

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)

And feed it

mustard, because its fireworks night soon.

(My Name Here, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)

dry it with a hairdryer

just a light blast

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dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)

most

excellent

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lord bofingham, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)

you got your woo fixed i see :)

woo!

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)

I did

first outing

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lord bofingham, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)

heh heh

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)

woo yay

for tetris

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lord bofingham, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)

I say to you what I said to Lord Bofingham earlier.

Shouldn't that start to break down when you complete the first line?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

pedantry will get you to an early grave

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)

pedantry

gets me everywhere.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)

agreed

it hurts on a subconscious level.
too many hours lost in front of tetris, probably

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)

The pic above

and your woo are both ... ahm ... woo!

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azerty, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)

yay!

poor thing. wring em out and give him some bleach or something.

(-Ironic Ferret-, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)

yippee

woo-nderful

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)

Woo!

And on a random note, I just sent bits of pomegranite flying all round the room. There's some stuck in the keyboard. Crap.

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useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

Now I don't believe it wanted to do that

A nice outdoor exterior gloss paint is what you need to keep the colours from running

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)

yes

very indeed

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)

ohh very woo

(Fort, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)

if the youngsters were very lucky

Grandad would tell them of t' time he took down three dragonflies with nowt but a bucket o' pollen and a right load of spunk.

(christophaloph, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)

Excellent stuff.

love the flat cap.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)

hehe

load of spunk...

w/y/h

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)

Here we are

(Canem, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)

And so should everyone.

Like birds that is.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

that reminds me of

choppingblock.org

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

Nice style

Flash, Illustrator, Corel or other?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)

this is me hating corel

grrrrrrrr... woof

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)

I actually perfer Corel to Illustrator

:o)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)

well

you're obviously some sort of sadist.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)

Why's that I find Illustrator harder to work with.

Corel, to me anyway, is far more intuitive and I can get stuff done a lot quicker.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)

meh.

corel made me want to kill

illustrator makes me want to love things

i think it's just me...

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

I suppose I really haven't played with my Illustrator too much though

so you could be right, but I do like the ease of use that Corel has.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)

masochist

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)

Yes

Masochism is inflicting pain o yourself, sadism is inflicting it on others.
Don't ask me why I know this.
*hides whips and chains*

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useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)

that's fantastic.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)

too much wanking

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)

who doesn't love em?

woo!

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HickyVicki, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)

nice

giblets

edit: mmmmm - comic sans

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)

Made with...

flash

(Canem, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)

one way ticket

to heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll

(Emzickle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)

They make good custard powder...

...but the seal; why shoot it?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)

Canem!

You're here too! It's me :) fex from konzepter :D

(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

Quite where it came from nobody knows

but it was commonly agreed that Albert's big-headed nonsense was getting on their nerves.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)

thats creepy

and disturbing

...

its disreepyturbing.

...

never mind. yay!

(-Ironic Ferret-, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)

NoOoOOOOOOOO

thats like that Nissan Micra advert, "Simpology" and the like.... STOP IT, STOP IT NOW!!!

(My Name Here, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)

that was random

and odd

...

its oddom!!!

ha ha i'm on a roll! ): D

(-Ironic Ferret-, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)

Please

i cant take any more!!!

(My Name Here, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)

pleading?

begging?

BEGGEADING!!!

*evil laugh* never! buahaha!

(-Ironic Ferret-, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)

I like your profile quote

...

Boy, you are a SUPER lurker!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)

Am I any

better?

(afrayed, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)

nope..

or, uhh... yes...

depending on how you look at it.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

I think I'm more partial to

randodd

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

Do you have a

ticklestick?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)

Well duh!!!!

and I'm quite good with it as well.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)

Speeeeelendid

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

But...

praytel, why do yo ask?

Is this an AOL chatroom now?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

calm down dear

its a commercial

i'm really a very go....

*mmmmm...lemony strangles himself in horror*

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)

Wank It, Wank It Hard =

Wankard??

Sod it, cant beat em, join em.

(My Name Here, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

it's

shaping up to be a good one too , loads of peeps signed up for it !

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Tedmus, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)

if i can't get a lift i'll splash out on the train

and make a day of it

edit: wow i'm now officially determined to go

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)

you

can get arrested for that

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Tedmus, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)

really?

last time they just kicked me off at the next stop

i oce saw pat sharpe at the station... made my day that did

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)

was

he jumping under a train?

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Tedmus, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

hey

he's mulletastic ©

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)

"Wump"

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wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)

hehehe

excellent reflections too!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)

How rare.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)

indeed !

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Tedmus, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)

That's ace

it sort of gives me a repost excuse

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)

That's so cool

Up up and away in a beautiful balloon.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)

She's getting into the spirit of things this year

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)

hehheh

queens speech = bollocks

your post = woo

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)

the queen is made of pars-e-ly

root vegetables and beer,
she makes theese lies to avoid phil
the idea makes him feel queer

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)

She needs a good night out!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)

Marvelous

Nice one, Liz.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)

hehehe

The Queen drinking Stella...

could prove interesting for Phillip

wahey! woo

(Emzickle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)

hehe !

bet she falls asleep halfway throught the Bond movie while scratching her balls too !

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Tedmus, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)

dave gorman!

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)

and i honestly didn't look at the filename

that's brill

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)

he now has

a full beard.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)

compo entry?

woo!

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)

Az!

I've got a link in my profile to that song I was telling you about a week ago!

nice pic too

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)

Awesome!

Cheers muchly...I shall be off to download that:) ta!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)

I just hope you like it!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

nice

thats rather good is that

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)

That's

rather clever that is.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)

it turned out crap

but it took me too long to not post.

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)

Thats rather

woo-some. If a little cheaty.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)

not at my end it isn't :\

bastard msn groups.

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)

Nah,

some ends probably are anti-woo-some
:D

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)

aaaaa

good evening

(Emzickle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)

woo

and yay for Dick-Van-Dyke

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)

P&O latest advertising campaign

This image just leaked out...

(cheesepump, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)

Fantastic!

the board is good tonight!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)

splutter

my keyboard is now full of tea

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lord bofingham, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)

Yuck

The people on board that ship....skank

(Emzickle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

Sort of an apology.

Earlier some people moaned at me for posting too big an animated gif. I replied by moaning back about crap freeware whereas my actual response should have been to read the manual. I have done now, and have managed to make Botticelli's Venus say "bum" a lot.

It's still probably too big though, tips on optimising palettes in the Gimp would be appreciated.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)

It is rather chortlesome though.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)

Nah, Hell.

I have a 150k woo yay!
Thats rather good animation though!

Edit: Ooops, sorry, that was the reduced one, the originals 240kb ^_^;

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)

is that all?

slacker...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)

Edit: swapped it for a reduced size version...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)

I'm sure there's an msn account that I have

a 250K Woo Yay lurking in, it was my first try and rather over ambitious I seem to remember.

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)

actually it was only 160k

so here it is

I don't think I've ever posted it before

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)

yes, yes you have....

bum.

woo.

not a bad filesize.

(yakmonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)

that's very clever indeed!

I don't know how the gimp works, so I can't be specific, but if you can turn on transparency that may help (if it's not already on)... also, if it's already selected, deselecting "revert to background" after each frame...

I'm too lazy to load it and see how it's actually working. the main reason it's so big is the number of frames and the amount of movement in each one - doesn't matter that the areas are small, they cover a larger section of the whole picture so more data's needed to fill the gaps.

still, it's small enough, it's very smooth, it's rather funny - I'd call it a winner!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)

Transparency's on

for sure. The thing I don't get is that there is movement around the background, away from the bits i distorted, even though dithering is turned off. Hmm. I'll carry on playing anyway.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)

is lossy turned on?

if so, don't worry about the extra movement

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)

lossy?

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

(yakmonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)

Did he

leave his contacts in overnight or something?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)

leomur?

hehehe

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)

Looks like he's clocked the gammon ham

I'm currently consuming.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)

Rio decided to appeal

to the EU Human Rights court and FIFA after
taking advantage of his Ninja dissapearing skills.

Something i meant to put up for the Ninja comp and forgot... duh..

(My Name Here, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)

Cockatoon

('Andeh', Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)

kill it

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)

wow!

[claps]

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)

heh

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)

They evolved like that

so they could camoflage themselves against humbugs in the jungle.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)

And so that

nobody would spot them if the killed one on a zebra crossing
unless it was lying the wrong way

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jola, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)

awwwwww

stripey!

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gracielou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)

pac man

now if that doesn't get a front page i don't know what will . . .

(mixtapes, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)

a sponged kitten!

duh!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)

jinxed it there

never get fp now

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)

a talking vagina.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)

No,

That's NSFW, or I woulld have done it ages ago.

(Choaderboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)

having 'get a front page on b3ta' as

one of your ambitions makes me sick.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)

it's not as if

you get monetary reparations for having your picture front paged

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)

Its about

da respec, man.

(Choaderboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)

If drawing on toilet walls...

is done neither for personal acclaim nor for financial reward, it must be the purest form of art.

Discuss.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)

it may not be financial, but many people do expect to receive some form of money ~~shot~~, or so it appears to the casual reader

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)

Isn't that advertising?

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)

indeed

if anything, the reverse is true due to server charges!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)

"Hello, we're your web host. Bend over, please."

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)

Everyone needs ambition in life.

Mine is to unite the world with the miracle that is Angel Delight.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)

Mine is to dance on the moon.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)

What sort of dance?

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)

Good plan

Are you giving out free Angel Delight, then?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)

By courier.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)

Bastard didn't turn up today.

Fucking couriers.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)

TNT have delivered something very important of mine

to the wrong address.

And the cunt at the other address has signed for it.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)

will you

get it back?

(Emzickle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

Yes.

Violently.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)

Was it

a dildo?

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useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)

Too much Angel Delight can make you VERY ill.

I am (luckily) living proof.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)

o...k

right i'm off to have a few drinks...ta ta all

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)

Every time I see a post with your name on it, I want to respond with

"What's up, Buck?"

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)

question

mark?

(mixtapes, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)

bidi bidi bidi bidi

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)

bidi

bidibidibidibidi

edit: oops, mind the piss

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jola, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)

wow . . . fame

and stardom!

(mixtapes, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)

Twiggy was gay

100% of FACT!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)

Was she?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)

Wasn't that the robots name as well?

or am I stupid?

I COULD BE stupid, you know...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)

Tweaky

Twiggy was a model.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)

Can't make up my mind on a name.....

either a Reep or a Shat

EditSORRY

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)

Hows about

RedEx?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)

e

d

e

x

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)

I'd call it

red-ex

you've got a few bad bits in that URL...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)

redex... but guessing it's a sheep and a cat

am i right? :P

edit/ damn.. a rat.. i was close..

wyh!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)

close

but no cigar ;)

not a bad bit of work, shame about the initial redexitude - preview is your friend, shitty dude!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)

yeah preview

*whistles nonchalantly*

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)

AYE.....

I caught the enter key while typing... damn my mangled hand!

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)

look on the bright side

that's something Jeremy Beadle only wishes he could do by accident ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)

hahahaha

arf!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)

yeah.. it would be good if there was an image validator

and it went "error.. image is fucked.. do you still want to post?"

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)

Melvin

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)

I'd call it

a shat...:)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)

yep

shat is good

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Tedmus, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)

is shat

the cousin of spunt

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)

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