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# this could be inetresting
mrsbear's going to do a home pregnancy test in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
THIS THING SAYS I'M PREGNANT!

WITH A TOMATO!

well, you know, these things never lie
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# with myyyyyyyyyyyy reputation!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Are you hoping for a bungalow?


Afternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# hah
the only bad thing about the afternoon is that it doesn't have a pun I can make including the word 'ning'
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# afternoon already?
dear jebus.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# no a bearcubess
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# not again!!!!!!!
holds thumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# good luck
tj: best webdesign ever!! www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/1837/2Unlimited.htm
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# hey,
that's mine

(good luck bearrrr!)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# designed with Dreamweaver i bet.
how did you stumble upon that?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# i did i 2 unlimited post before
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# seeing as it's 2unlimited
i'll forgive you
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Woo
2 Unlimited, where are they now? ...
(I helped save b3ta! Kali, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# What are you hoping the result will be?
(and would it be considered insensitive if we bet on it?)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# positive of course
place you bets!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# 3/1 not preggers
5/1 preggers

2/1 inconclusive

100/1 all 3

250/1 she's going to give birth to a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# yay
I'll bet £2.12 (the amount of change in my pocket) on +
I have every faith in your bearsperm
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# steady on
you've only just had one!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
*masochists*
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Does anyone know a place apart from UKDragon
Where I can display videos for free?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# try
www.sillychicken.pluck
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# that doesn't work
gr
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# you clicked on it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# try
www.freevideohostingforall.co.ie
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# or
www.b3ta.com
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# no,
i meant a place to store it so i can put it on bt3a permanantly
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# or of course the ubiquitous
www.suckmybandwidth.com
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# now,
i know you're just taking the mick, but just incase you aren't....


Damn you, damn you all!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# try
www.illfuckinghostit.com

seriously
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# damn
i fell for it

...

hang on
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# FREE
it needs to be free
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# it used to be free
heh
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# it is free
'WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK KIDDO! Motherfucking illfuckinghostit.com has got all the goods for you to have a good time and SAVE MONEY! We got FREE Accounts and PAID Accounts ready and waiting for your ass to sign up! '
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# how about
www.freevideowebspacefornothing.cum
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# .cum?
that was a bit to obvious
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# dixons
pretend you want to buy a dvd player and want to try out the quality
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# my mates and I used to do that in our local comet.
Ask to test the stereo's out. Put a Carcass or Lawnmower Deth Cd in.


Heavy Metal Heaven!!!!!!! Get asked to leave.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Are they dirty ones?
if not try atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/home/
if they are try
atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/home/
;O)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# i meant a place to store all mine for b3ta
all of them
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# any free webspace or anything?
i've tried geocities but that doesn't work...
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# um
there might be webspace that comes with your isp
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# I have always found that paying out for a host
is far better in the long run that any "free" host, as the free host always limit whether you can remotely link and restrict your bandwidth to impossible limits
I use www.34sp.com but there are more our there that are as cheap and as a good as that one. (sorry no spam intended)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# that is also my
weapon of choice :)

although i don't use them for b3ta stuff... extra bandwidth charges scare me
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Cheer up Sunshine
you're living up't North now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# that's very groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Inspired by your own work, of course.
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# why are you sad oh
pachyderm of sol?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# sad sad sad.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# How best can we cheer you up?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# let's tickle him
*tickle tickle ticklytickle*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# why why why
have you moved up north?

We're moving there soon
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# well your sadness sure is inspiring a lot of people
to make nice things
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# let's have an elephant hunt
CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# bloody woo that is
bloody woo indeed
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Bare with me even further... I'm still experimenting?


whadya think?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# *takes off clothes*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# *gets camera*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# *smashes camera in order to save mankind*
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# interesting

the blue alien is my avatar on a bunch of forums

yeah it sucks
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Saw that film Pingu.
Something tells me it's not for the kids.

clicky bigger...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

quality.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# woo!
he's no pengy though...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I would like it
if I saw Pingu when I died.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# PINGU!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's wicked :D:D:D:D:D:D

Can someone please tell me if there is a picture or 2 on my profile now?? I don't know how to do it
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# no
you've only got the links written out

(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# nope
there isn't
edit now there is
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# <img src="http://forums.seloc.org/images/upload/Louise/1276.JPG">
that's how!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# nope just 2 urls
you need to put in <img src="http://forums.seloc.org/images/upload/Louise/1276.JPG"> and the same with the other source
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# You need to use html.
<img src="http://forums.seloc.org/images/upload/Louise/1276.JPG"> is what you need...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# ther isn't
I think you've missed the img src= tags
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# ok how about now??
working?
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# arf...*snort*
*honk*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# unbelievably wooyay man
up on b3tapaper yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# It's a bit rough round the edges
but go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# addeded
It looks ace on my desktop, all good mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Good
stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# That is
absoltuely brilliant!!! And in great punnage Pingu sounds almost like Ringu.
(I helped save b3ta! Kali, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# god knows whether anyone will get this but


just say no no, nono no no, nono no no, nono theres no limit
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# soooooooooo
nineties. But I don't get it.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)
# just
say no
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)
# no
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# thougth it was
zamo not tucker?
; )
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# yeah i know... but i wasn't born when it was released
and i was boreded

edit: zammo is there as well but in drag
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# oh yeah
sorry!!! woo yay you young thing you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# actually i was wrong about that
i thoughtn it was 1983 but it wasn't it was 87 orsomething
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# 87 was a great year
i was born, for example!
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# you're the same age as my iccle sister then
congratumulations
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# thankyou
i feel so proud
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# you weren't born when 2 unlimited released No limits????
You do realise you'll get groomed now.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# i was when 2 unlimited were around jeeeeeesus
i had a copyof it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Rah!
Classic TV!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# NO...
.. don't get it, too young to remember Zammo . .. bugger
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# poor poor pengy
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I love these
he blinks!
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)
# oh yeah, i made this and forgot to post it

i gave him some stilts
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# more fan art!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# are those decaying penis'
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# trees.
TREES.
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# oh that makes far more sense now
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# awww :(
sad pengie
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# nice reflection
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# pengtasitic
i like em
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# SEE THAT?

Thats great that is!
(Captain Slasher, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Gorgeous and somehow so so sad/
Hiya matey - fancy listening to a song I just finished?

Flipper : Robot Centurion.

flipper, flipper, trained by the navy...

lyrics below for sing alongage!

They call him Flipper, Flipper, trained by the na-vy,
you'll never see, this killing machine!

and we know flipper, lives in a world full of rockets,
bombing submarines, under the sea!

Everyones scared, of flipper you see,
cant see him coming, limpets to leave,
poison and rockets, tricks of his trade,
and youll all die when he's near.

They call him Flipper, Flipper, robot centurion,
rocket backpack, and tail made of steel

And we know flipper, lives in a cave full of gadgets,
killing you under, under the sea.


Everyones scared, of flipper you see,
sneaking so stealthy, mines to deploy,
rockets and lazers, tricks of his trade,
and youll all die when he's near

They call him Flipper, Flipper, man made destructor,
lazer deployed, and targets to maim

And we know flipper, lives in a world full of war,
killing you under, under the sea.


What you up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# That's brilliant!
just beautiful, should be the national anthem!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# hahahah!!
somehow it works well with midi I think - It needs animatin, but just dont . have. the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Uww Uww
(S1lverShadow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# works
for me .....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# NSFW NSFW NSFW !
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# .
*cranks wok.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Who's gonna be the first to say "NSFW"?
even though today is Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Laughing
Boy is.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Correct.
Now would you like to risk everything and go for the car?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)
# yes
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Even sweet life itself?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# what car
is it?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I can't tell you that.
It's behind the curtain.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Can I
open the box?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Only on a Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Some people
still work on Sundays!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# yes.
Vicars. And Petrol Station owners. Does anyone remember when life was like this. One 7-11 miles away that was the only shop open. Been turfed out of the Pub at 3. Jumpers for goalposts.

Edited for spacky writing.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Yes
but how many vicars do you know who are on b3ta during a sermon?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# and my mate who works as a
hotline technician for this computer company and spends literally all day online!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# that would be me
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Jaws V : The Desktop



(I'll never be ceased to amazed by what pharmaceutical corporations spend their promotional budgets on)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# such as?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# fluffy sharks
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# tis a nice fluffy shark though
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# sounds a lot like
Connexions (aka we have too much money and shall make corporate radios and lipbalm just because we can)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# i have a connexions
file-a-fax thing and pen not a meter way from me as a matter of fact
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# I have a radio
a mousemat, pen, paperclips, highlighters, water bottles, lip balm, sweets, coasters, t shirts and um lots else.

If I paid taxes, I'd be pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# spending budgets
the wise way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# My father is a GP
so he often sends me lots of bizarre drug related promotional stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# like
drugs?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# ah
well, if you have a budget to do things with

go hogwild I say
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# chompchompsnafflesnaffle
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# wigglewigglescrufflescruffle
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# oh. bum.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I worked for a webdesign
company who specialised in the pharmaceutical area and yes, they have alot of bizarre stuff! I've seen (or heard about) ALOT more dodgy goings on in the pharmaceutical industry though!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Yep
like pretty female sales reps that like taking doctors "out to lunch"?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Todays cryptic picture
No Cheating.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# pass
hans' washing up?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# four hans
that do dishes obviously.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# is it hansthatdodishes.jpg?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# haha
damn good guess that one
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# 4 hans that do dishes....

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# are they as soft as
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# for mild green hairy lip squid?
(tell me someone else knows this joke!)
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# oh yess
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# i remember it
but not fully, something about hans that do dishes being soft as gervais, but i cant remember the route to the punchline
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Bare with me I'm experimenting


it took AGES
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# tis rather nice
ive tried stuff like that before, and failed

woo to you sir
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Time well spent
how did you do it?
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# *taps nose*
you'll find out soon enough...
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# My guess would be...
Load Photoshop, draw path of stick bloke.

Set spray pattern to nice and small. Click stroke path button. Save image as frame 1.

Set spray pattern a bit bigger. Empty image. Stroke path again. Save as frame 2.

Repeat until bored, then stitch together as an anim.

Lovely effect. Am I close on how you did it?
(CMU, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# ummm
not quite.
actually, no.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# quick! get to the toilet,
oh, exPERIMENting.

sorry, it's very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# very nice indeed.
now do a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# ^_^


Sunshine, Sunshine,
Your sadness won't last.
Who could be depressed,
When the Sun shines out your arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# houpla!
aw
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
That'll cheer him up, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I could be very unhappy about that
after all, think of the ringburn!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# well i just sat in a freezer for 12 hours with no trousers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# sounds like a cure and a half
shine on, you crazy diamond!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# A diamond geezer
stuck up't North with all us grim Northern folk and't local chippy with't chips on a barm cake.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# et cetera.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# i went to tesco
and a basket attacked me and now my leg is swollen. Think yourself lucky!!!

Also are you still coming next week? If so, you'd better not still be sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# morning!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# hello!
how are you and the beastie?
Oh and Bella, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# beastie is good!
he's watching the liverpool match... on in a mo and bella is luverly!
rich says did you put your netsex username into the wrong messenger system? I have NO IDEA what he is on about sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# i think
he's trying to be funny. And failing as usual!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# he says.....
you can't be funny and funny looking and at least he'll always have his height!
i'm sorry he says he will cut my connection if i don't tell you!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# that
doesn't half sound like a threat

you need to pick the basket that doesn't have a wicked look in it's eye ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# it was awful :(
and i have a bruise alreadyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# arnica cream
shall be your saviour.
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# a threat...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# definitely
i shall be forced to cheer him up otherwise you see.
And that involves lots of Europop and happy hardcore..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# i should be
i'm not sure if my good friend lauren is coming too, probably not
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# good
i've no idea who Lauren is, but I'm sure we will all be saddened by her possible absence
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
#
*poem would be here if I could be bothered*
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# i'll make a picture for this:
ginger cat clyde was fast asleep
his master set off with a silent creep
down to the pet stores having a swim
was a new pet fish waiting for him
paid four pound then travelled back home
where clyde the cat was waiting alone
'i have a new gift, a new friend to play'
clyde was excited and started to say,
'another cat, that's my fondest wish!'
but was surprised when he discovered the fish

'so mr fish, this is your last hour,
before for my dinner, it's you i'll devour'
and then at his belly, clyde started to poke
then the fish muttered, 'are you having a joke?
you hate the water, you'll never catch me
you're made for land, i'm made for sea
when you give it a try, you'll see i'm too fast
great stamina too, you'll never last'

fuming and angry, clyde lunged for the tank
jumped right in, and immedietly sank
'help me!' cried clyde 'help! get me out!'
his master was alerted by his loud booming shout
'silly cat' said his master 'leave fish alone'
he knew he was talking but could just here him moan
when his master left, clyde approached his new friend
'just you see, till your laughter i end'

hour after hour, day after day
clyde kept thinking of another way
to catch the fish and have it to eat
and then enjoy his enemy's defeat
behind the tank there lay a blue shade
to block the sun, his master had made
so clyde hid behind it, until fish came out
and then dunk his hand in and let out a shout,

but the fish ran away off down the street
and probably died in the blistering heat
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# that's rather lovely
but a bit sad for the little fishie
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
that's rather excellent woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# i thought this was kaiser at first!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# I'm
flattered. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# kaiserphant
certainly a bloke to own a giant lighting hefalump
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Heeey
I like
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# how
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# "so what you've got to ask yourself is...
...do I feel hungry?"
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# well do I
punk

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldn't resist


Wish I could've found a bigger source pic though.
(hiccup *cough*, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# ha ha
that's a good 'un
(hiccup *cough*, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# someones
had a bit too much to drink
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# ...
.. and possibly too much time on my hands...
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Finding the right image is always a trawl
Luckily my hubby and I own the entire Bond collection on DVD, ideal for ripping scenes.
Did I say ripping, what I meant was borrowing, did I say borrowing, I meant sharing, did I say sharing I meant... ohhh bugger it, ripped it is.
woo pic.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# So
do I...including either the living daylights or licence to kill not sure which one...which has a added extra that should not be there...so its worth lotsa money....lovely.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# woo excellent!
is that his glowing lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# haha
and woo to the pulp fiction one too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# It
could be.
(hiccup *cough*, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# i made my price charles spider thing wiggle for you
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# eugh, please
this is a messageboard not a dating agency
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# haha
i love this place...
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# is fine
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# oooh what is it
I don't know but it sure is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Swimming...


to see the other in the series (i think the other one's better) go to www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/hurdles.gif
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# quality,
and welcome to b3ta
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# not a first post.. he's been posting a lot
woo and welcome anyway though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# bloody hell
91 messages in 2 days flat
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# pah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
#
(kebab, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# pah indeed.
why are you sad?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# sunshine sad
sunshine see piccies
sunshine hopefully get less sad
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# i thought of you and made this.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Why are you Sad, Sunshine Elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# sunshine sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Oh dear
tell aunty maiden all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# sky cloudy.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# How about a joke?
A sandwich walks into a pub. The landlord says "oi, we don't serve food in here".
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# :)
two pieces of tarmac are enjoying a pint, when a piece of green tarmac walks in,

the two pieces of tarmac run to the toilet

the green tamac asks for and drinks a glass of water before leaving

the barman asks why they ran to the toilet

when one replies 'that green tarmac, he's a cycle path'

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# haha!
i love that joke, never gets old
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# They're red round these parts.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. The landlord goes "'ere, is this some sort of joke?".

I shall stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# love that one
why did the bloke call his no legged dog cigarette




cause everynight he liked to take it out for a drag
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Aardvark walks into a pub
"Not having a good day then?" inquires the bar tender.
"Yes it's my birthday" says the Aardvark.
"So why the long face?" quips the bar tender
"Fuck off you big nosed cunt!" retorts the Aarvark.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# :)
a woman walks to the bar and ask the barman
"can I smell your cock"

the barman says "no"

the woman says
"ah then it must be your feet then"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
I laughed out loudly at that one.
scribbled down the joke for future merriment.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's superb.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# SUNSHINE SMASH
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Don't be so sad. Have one from the archives.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# it's a big haunted
brian lake, it's rather yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# And of course, The b3ta Blockbusters


still think The Fear has an advantage there
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# ah, blockbusters
the show that set out to try and prove if 2 heads really are better than ... 2 other heads?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# how nice
have a mount blessed to go with your lake blessed:
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# woo to your pic, sir
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# i'll slow down
in the week. i'll have better stuff to do than spend all day making animations.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# i posted 230+ times yesterday
i need a life
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# before moving to lancaster
i decided i'd get 2000 posts in 4 days to reach 20,000 posts. the most in one day i posted was between 500-600.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# holy bejeezus.
i've made 1000 in the last 6 days, but...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# but you are
hardcore to the max sir
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# 91 in two days
that's a few compared to my recent postings of around 200 a session
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# 200 a day was what i was averaging before moving here,
it's something to keep quiet about really ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# true
though, has only been a recent thing so not too bad
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Its............
A Bag O Shite
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Go away
loo_hire
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# you're
nice.
show me some of your's then...
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# IT's a troll
unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# don't mind if i do
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# and you're saying that mine
is shite.
yours is abysmal.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# i didn't knock yours
:(
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# oh sorry
i thought you were One legged black pregnant ninja lesbian. i asked here(him?) to show me one of hers(his?) after he(she?) knocked mine.

if it was you: well done, it's very good. woo. yay.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Different person
The one who knocked yours is not lemony
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# that' so gay
men playing with a cock
(peewee13, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# hmmmm
ok, well


erm not much to say really
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Baguette d'merde
as our french friends (dont) say....


(Captain Slasher, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Woo Yay!
man, you are having a bit of a prolific streak for a 1 dayer! Nearly all of yours i've seen is a bit Woo, a bit Yay and fair smiggens of Houpla!
(polpo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# why so sad
with all the sunshine and that!??!
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Would an elephant shopping
mini-challenge cheer you up?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# did you go to the sugarhouse last night
my mate was dressed up as 'Christ'
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# nah,
i only go on thursdays
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# he had to dress up as someone beginning with C
i told him to wrap himself in clingfilm and go as a condom, but the bastard wouldn't
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# TJ : anyone got a copy of windows 3.1??
i'm sure i'll get shouted out but its worth a go!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# i have 3.11 on a stack of floppies.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# does it have that screensaver?
the one with the fish that bump into each other and explode and stuff?

If it does and you send it to me i will love you forever. In a non-bumsexual way.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# i don't think so...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Damn
i had that screensaver on my first ever computer and it rocked. THen my computer borked up and i had to replace it, and i lost the greatest screensaver of all time ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# how many disks is it??
and can it be e-mailed???
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# No....
Sorry i haven't but at least i'm not shouting you out!
(coolcat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# I`ve got
95, 98, ME, 2000 Pro, XP Pro if that`s any use ;-)


... but I think I`ll stick with SuSE Linux, cos it`s... good

oh and I`ve also got a CD of AROS, the Amiga Research Operating System - which is very jolly nice

edit: and Netware 6 kicking about somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# check abandonware sites
it's bound to be out there somewhere - it's far too big to email though, besides you should get 3.11 and Win32S
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Ah, Olympic Athletes...
the staple diet of all sharks.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# duh
(peewee13, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Joey penguins?
nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)
# hgnrhgnrhnhgnhgrhngrnhrgnhrgrhgrhrgrhng
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)
# They look very Egyptian
make them do the sand dance. Don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# cheap cheap
(peewee13, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# too small
for my rubbish eyesight

edit: oh sorry it just loaded up mini first time round... woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# for such a small piccie
it takes a while to load
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# barely legible more like
but funny once I'd strained my eyes (been on the boil for 10 mins)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# i lost my crotch in a mining accident
now i have webbed legs.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)
# A THOUSAND TRIBSEMENTRTEM
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Toulouse?
Still my fav gag place name!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I like Kuala Lumpur
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# skegness
.
(peewee13, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I like penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# damn birds whoring themselves out

prost but i only just made it :)
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)
# I'm
annoyed cos ive got a pic thts takin ages and its proabbly bin done. if it isnt then yay. itl b up soon. hopefully
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# i bet it didn't take ages
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# aye.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# I've had 3 hours sleep
and 8 cups of strong coffee. Don't do this to me ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# i've had 8 hours sleep and 3 strong cups of coffee
and i still wish it wsn't happening
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# fantastic
cock off.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Erm
It'd be nicer if you told us this when the pic was ready - instead of wasting all our times with this whining.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Please continue to notify us each time you do or do not make any progress on the pic.
Your narratives are absolutely riveting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Anyone got any spare...........

I'm running low.........
(Leonardo Acropolis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# That would be a
great button to stick on a site if you don't feel like paypal whoring...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# I need some of that
tip: hang outside of Harry Hill gigs in the hope of throw away scraps.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Not a hope.
Get a Bill Hicks album and a Duke Ellington album then play them simultaneously.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# not familiar
with Bill Hicks... but I like your thinkings!

Exciting Bossa Nova Rhythms and Eddie Izzard! woo... gotta try that!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I suggest familiarising yourself.
He is the man Denis Leary stole his act from, except Hicks was a god and Leary is just, well, a thief...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# I have to agree with that Dennis Leary is nothing compared to Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Apparently Leary doesn't
go into comedy clubs any more because other comics walk out when they see him.
The same is true of Robin Williams.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Bill Hicks was so cool
If I'm not mistaking him for someone else, wasn't he the one who used to wear the cowboy hat and the long leather coat?
\edit just Googled him, yep that's him, he died too young and too funny just like John Belushi.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

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