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hey everybody give me a really good insult

(retro, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)

No.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

why?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)

Because he's

an insecure little scrote who's just begging for attention?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)

I'm pretty sure that's what I do

there may be copyright issues

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)

that was low

(retro, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

but fair

don't you think?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

do you want it made of gold or something?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)

i am going to

pee in your ass

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Koogas, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)

that's not so much an insult

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

indeed

but it's funny

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

hehe

well, it made me giggle

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

as it is a promise

EDIT ooo i've got one!: I WOULDN"T F*** YOU WITH HIS *points at someone* DICK AND *points at someone else* HIM PUSHING

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Koogas, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

I wasn't sure whether to say

promise or threat so I left it

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

isn't it strange

how most insults make no sense?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

that edit

was th ethe pub's favourite insult friday before last - I wasn't that keen on it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

you are a

degenerate pig raping poo eating top of the pops watching shandy drinking window licking monkey with the brains, wit and charm of a terminally furious camel with the clap.
and you smell like royalty.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

I quite like

camels

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)

that's beside the point

as lovely as camels are i believe that the particular one i mentioned would have very little brain charm or wit

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

yeah but he has fury

which can be admirable

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

agreed.

i apologise if i offended you or your deep love for camels but i stand by the validity of my insult.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

never underestimate

how deep my love is

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

you've never had to ride one then

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

not had to

but I did

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

I found it quite unpleasant

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

It was far nicer to me as I was on its back

as I would have been to it had our situation been reversed

did stink a bit though

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

that's true

but it was an uncomfortable ride anyways. I would have prefered to walk

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

where were you?

i took a camel in agra to avoid the people trying to sell me things that they had just stolen from me using the art of pickpocketry

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)

Some where on the

edge of the desert in Oman - Northish bit behind the hills of Muscat

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)

my a level biology teacher moved to oman

he got dumped by his girlfriend (who was suposed to be going with him) the day before he left and he came back to england after about two months because he'd moved into a brothel, crashed his car and caught some horrible disease.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)

I had a lovely time

none of that malarky at all

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)

I would have prefered

a hovercraft

but that's my normal state

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)

pogo sticks

have alays been my favourite.
pogo camels cwould be fantastic.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)

how bizarre

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)

thank you!

(retro, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

cunt

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

You, sir are a...

...first class rumbugeoning foss-cosset of the highest magnitude. I wouldnt even consider letting chickens roost in the vacant gap you call a head because it is sooo windy in there. And you smell.

parp.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

i wouldn't put

it in you to clean it.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

so that's where he hid them

crafty blighter.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)

but how did he get

it in there?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)

he probably

used to work in porn

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)

he did

*FACT*

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

so did I

FACT

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)

handy

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)

not so much

but we had to fake a cum splash once - you have to turn it off white for digi cams to pick up - flour, water and washng up liquid worked spiffingly

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

oww?

filled ya nipple with metal? or somehwere else?

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

yep

was a bit ow.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

Cool

I wish my head did that. Id be able to keep all sorts of random crap in there

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

my head DOES do that

not as useful as you might think
it blows off in strong winds

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)

marvellous

you could always keep it held down by attaching heavy rocks to your ears with string

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)

what a good idea

my days of chasing my head down the street are over!
THANKYOU!

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

glad to help

if you have any other problems that can be solved by tying rocks to things, Id be glad to help out

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

how

queer

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)

*ahem*

another
:P

(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)

hmmmm

WTF indeed :)

woo!

(Nickface, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)

WTF

indeed

(maxwell_smart, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)

Home of the baguette?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)

The rest of this joke

can be found here:

www.herdofnerds.net/aolisms.php

While you're there, browse the rest of the site, because it's ace. Lots of great pages posted by marvelous people. Read it.

That is all.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)

well done

I just enigmatically say "home of the baguette"

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Pootle, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)

hahahaha!

You're still up too!

*dances and points*

Come to Manchester next weekend. I insist. You can get a lift you know?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)

are you still up?

shouldn't you be asleep?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)

I should.

And now I think I will be. This children's PC is annoying me. Woo yay for new houses, boo nay for not moving your computer with you.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)

you moved?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)

Yes.

Not far though. In fact only about 1/2 a mile.

I have to go back to my folks next weekend anyway, as they're in India, and I'm house-sitting and I'm accomodating about 20 b3tans. eep!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)

hehehehe :)

good luck with that! It'll probably be ok, though. b3tans are lovely

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)

As long as they're not all like me ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)

I'm only up by mistake

I was doing some animation earlier this afternoon, but it made my eyes hurt, so though I should have a little kip before Enterprise started, and I woke up about an hour ago.

It hadn't crossed my mind to come up to Manchester, I may well do, I'll need to ponder on it though

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Pootle, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)

Ponder away, then just do it.

Justhere and Ijon are both looking for extra passengers. Oh, and Rev Dan. No excuse then ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)

It does sound like excuses are a bit thin on the ground then

I suppose it leaves me little choice :)

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Pootle, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)

Yay!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)

right

I'm going to roll another spliff and see if that'll knock me out.
Hopefully, good night

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Pootle, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)

what

in the name of saville is that?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)

**THREADJACK**

I did a pub quiz this evening.
We came last (the shame!)
Our booby prizes consisted of;
1 pair of Xlarge Y-fronts each (with "Reef" one one buttock & "It's a scream" on the other) & a unkempt black wig...

Why??? (there were 3 of us, the other two are no-tails and therefore have no use for Y-fronts, even if they fitted us)

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Duncan Disorderly, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)

what?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)

that's nice.

would you like a gold star?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)

can I have another

one?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)

you stuck the last one to your eye.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)

I wanted to be

a ninja

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)

oh?

yesterday you wanted to be a fire engine.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)

unfortunatly

I didn't have the hoses for it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

hehe

this is going scarily like conversations i used to hear at school

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)

me too

but only when I was on my own

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)

drink

more. Make burritos with the Y-fronts.

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)

I'm still a threadwasting bastard.

Wedding site

edit: G'night all!
Thanks again for all your help & advice!

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)

simply doesnt work on

firebird and XP

edit: still can't see it - is it just me?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)

it does for me

not that I feel any wiser for it

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Pootle, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)

must be

a firebird thingy

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)

I'm using both firebird and xp

strange

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Pootle, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)

how bizarreI'm on

0.6.1

probably something arsed up on my end

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)

built it on XP. Can't understand why you don't see it.

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)

i don't use internet explorer

for many good reasons

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)

Could

it be because I'm hosted through Yahoo?

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)

works fine for me in IE

personally I think it lacks something but I'm not your target audience and the something I think it lacks is that nebulous X factor - which just sounds wanky

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)

And

that "X" is the great mystery.
back to the laboratory

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)

try tomato sauce

it worked for count dukula

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)

Perhaps

I should just kill the "happy couple" and
scrap the project.

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)

vapourise the corpse

to prevent zombie reanimation antics

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)

hmm

I'm getting some ideas now.
Thanks, hummus levels rising.

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)

no, now you're a threadwasting spamming bastard :)

edit - it is looking a LOT better now, though

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Or is it?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)

that's pretty much

what I wanted to say

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)

Not spamming

swear to god. Just want some feedback.
I am a TWunt though.
disembowels self

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)

oh don't do that

it takes the fun away from the hitpenguins that I have contracted

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)

AAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

hides in small ice cave under
this frozen dementia called upstate NY.

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)

Thanks!

sorry, thanks, sorry, thanks, sorry, thanks,
sorry, thanks, sorry, thanks, sorry, thanks,
sorry, thanks, sorry, thanks, sorry, thanks,
sorry, thanks, sorry, thanks, sorry, thanks

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)

wow

a double spam
hell for you, cunt...

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

Nooooo

not hell. I've been working on HELL all day.

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)

It all works nicely.

However, it's 100% of useless. Is this your wedding? Do you want to look at that in 20 years time? think on and make it less cheesy.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)

Not my wedding.

They are a cheesy couple.

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)

The code is fine.

I strongly recommend you bin the design and start again. It's your ~~funneral~~wedding though.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)

know. It really is shite.

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)

Fun With Numbers

This time it should work.

I was bored.

(maxwell_smart, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)

What you got against

4,6 and 7 then, eh? Like the 9ephant though. :)

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magicbaboon, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)

I had one for 7, but it looked like shite so I left it out.

(maxwell_smart, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)

Oh,

quality never stops me from posting stuff on here.

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magicbaboon, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)

Gawd... I've been away from the board for 2 months...

...and this is the best I can come up with on my return. An old woman made out of bread.

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magicbaboon, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)

it's ssomething

that the last 2 months have been lacking
wooo
welcome back

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)

woo

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)

feeling any fluffier,

mistah sunshine?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)

That is....

quite possibly the tastiest-looking old woman I've ever seen.

Hmmm...that sounded really wrong.

(maxwell_smart, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)

Bond in Toytown

With christmas coming Q got a bit carried away whilst browsing the catalogues.

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)

Hayulp

I'm having problems with shadows.. any tips on making shadows without them appearing in every frame? As you can see.. the pic needs some but I'm somewhat shtuck.

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)

I know nowt about this kind of thing,

but I'd just copy and paste the shadow into a new layer for each frame and move them as and when.

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magicbaboon, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

thought as much

that was the only way i could think of doing it but it seemed like a long way around the problem and i was hoping for a shortcut 'coz it's late and i'm off to bed. thx anyway.

nn b3tans

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)

That's very good

shaddows are a pain, in that case I'd copy each of the moving layers, fill the whole layer with the shaddow colour, and move it to the bottom layer.
Actually this is not quick or obvious to explain

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Pootle, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)

Got ya

I think I know what you mean so i'll give it a go tomorrow.. probably with another pic if I can think of one. Whenever I see the final image i'm never as happy with it as i'd like so i'll start afresh with something a lil better ( and earlier in the evening too :) ta

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)

Aaarrggghhhhhh

There are so many things I wanna do but i don't know how
But i'll get there :D

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)

it's always the way

there have been very few things I have been utterly happy with, and most of them have taken many, many hours.
Like this
and even this has errors in it

</respost whore>

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Pootle, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)

Inspired by the board this evening

cheerio fred

(Bus Turd, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

hehe

that's lovely.

(Nickface, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)

that's lovely

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)

You people are nutcases.

You know that, right?

(Llyr, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)

I do

and so does my Doctor

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)

sorry

he shouldn't shout or smoke so much

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)

groan

woo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

Crazy Domo

always causing mischef...

(Nickface, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)

why

th cheeky wee scamp

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)

That deserves

a Woo! Yay! Houpla! gif.

But I don't have one, so you'll have to settle with a text one instead.

(maxwell_smart, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)

I'm so sorry james

I thought you said you liked it shakin'

(Tivert, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

woooo

yay

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

groooovy

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

You're my

hero.

(Armer Farmer, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

he's my

arch enemy

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)

That makes my eyes bleed with sheer joy.

(maxwell_smart, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

I'm going to bed.

Night night lovely folk.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)

me too

night night all

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

night

both of you

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

good night

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

i hope

you not be sad for too long mr heffalump.
night night.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)

goodnight everyone

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

i prefer it when pengy says goodnight

personally

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

aren't

his eyes drying out?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)

Night pengy

Night reverand

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

night night

pray for an early death

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

goodnight

cunt.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

Just messin around...

BALEETED!

You may continue your discussions if you wish.

(maxwell_smart, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

isn't a number. unless you're a roman

are you a roman?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

Aren't we all

just a little bit Roman inside?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

i know i'd certainly

like a bit of roman in me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

i'm not a roman but i've got some sandals that do

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

Oi!

Kinky!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

wha?

wha?

wha'd i say? wha?

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)

socks?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

but of course

(i'm a lib dem supporter as well)

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

arg!

just realised i'm wearing socks for the first time in months.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

well it is november now

so long as you aren't wearing anything else thats the main thing

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

i'm wearing a corset,

but nothing other than that.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

Good God!

Sneaky bastards, aren't they?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

From Romainia?

Who Romained?
From the Romans?

The Romaining Roman from Romainia?

Night Night everyone, big-kiss.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

romans come from romania

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

you and 90nz0

are so alike

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

we're like two peas in a pod

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

Can I get the top bunk tonight?

You wet the bed last night.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

that was deliberate.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

I told you, i'll loan you a fiver for the heating

if your really that cold.

Im really going to bed now, nn.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

you're more like

two flies on a shit.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

Just as happy.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

well,

that's the main thing i suppose.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

other than the fact

that they stink. Of shit and have to vomit to soften their food beofre they eat.

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)

Actually...

People from Romania are Romanies (i.e., of Romany descent), which is slightly different. So there. :-P

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

isn't that just gypsies?

aren't they romanian?

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dipdapdop, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

Romans went

to Romania.
"About 89% of the people are ethnic Romanians, a group that--in contrast to its Slav or Hungarian neighbors--traces itself to Latin-speaking Romans who in the second and third centuries A.D. conquered and settled among the ancient Dacians, a Thracian people. As a result, the Romanian language, although containing elements of Slavic, Turkish, and other languages, is a Romance language related to French and Italian."

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Artamnesia, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

oi!

What the shit? Stupid Geocities! I had to use geocities because my MSN account is being dumb.

Last time I do that.

(maxwell_smart, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

Before I go....

Can I just say I thought that said "unless you're a woman"
I laughed out loud at that..

I'll go now before they start throwing stones...

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

you're supposed to be in bed!

i shall never trust the internet again

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

you spackjacket.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

don't hate me i thought it was funny.

WARNIING: MATRIX SPOILER: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=134311

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Koogas, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

Haven't

they spoilt it all by themselves?

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matsimpsk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

am I going to enjoy it

bearing in mind that I don't like the matrix and never want to see anythign about it again?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

i doubt it

perhaps it'd be better if you just hid under a pile of coats until it all went away

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

mmmmmmmmm

lining

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

most of the newsgrounds things i've sen weren't up to much

this may be different but i don't care right now

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

Well.

That's it for me.
Time to run off, work in the morning, and it's farrrr to late to be on here.
Night all. Play nicely.

I made it a quarter century today, enjoyed that I did...

I made it a quarter century today, enjoyed that I did...

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

ta ra

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

night

night

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

Suppose I

better crash as well. Nighty!

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matsimpsk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

bubi both

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

night

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

night both...

sweet dreams...
edit: and thinking about i should really head too... so night all...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

night!

whiffy bum-breath

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

I haven't seen

the matrix

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

MATRIX!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

I haven't seen it yet,

I geussed from the end of the 2ed film its all in his head and he is like a beta tester for it all. BLATANT. He is going to go out in the real world afterwards and see charactors from 'the matrix' in real life, Morpheus being his collegue, Mr.Anderson being the boss (etc)....

It's like an eppisode of Save by the Bell.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

is trinity

screech?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

Trinity is Mr.Belding,

Mr.Anderson is Screech.

//Edit, I mean the 'Mr.Anderson' guy, not neo.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

skreetch

from shining force 2?

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

No... from

Save by the Bell: The New Class: The Collage Years: The Movie.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

how shit,

it's like the stories you write as a little kid, can't think of an ending and just bung "I woke up and it was all a dream" at the end.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

Haha

I normaly ended it with how it started, to mind-fuck the teacher. It made no sence whatsoever.

If I remember correctly...

Me and mark and tom and anish and jodie who is marks dog and can speek were sitting at my house.... and it'll end us going back to my house after solving the mystory.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

would some one have got away with it

if it hadn't have been for those cyclical, nonsensical kids (and dog)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

well you

got that 100% wrong...

(doktored, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

Sorry to waste thread

I am sorry to waste thread, but is there any way that someone can tell me or send me a lnik or soemthing that explains how to do the animations? I know hoe to post them, jus tnow how to create them... I hear that you can do it with photoshop and image ready...

(Jnaffzig, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

help/photoshop help/animations?

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

thx

thanks

(Jnaffzig, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

erm.. i made that up

but there'll be something similar

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

"Kelp/PotatoSnot Kelp/Animalations"

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

mmmmm animalation

brings a tear to my eye that does

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

in that case,

you're weird.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

cockrockets, you're right

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

if you're not clever enough

to work it out for yourself then i don't care.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

fair point.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

I know how to do it

I'm just too crap!

Will you care about me??

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Generationgav, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

if you put the effort in

it will be recognised.

as long as you don't start posting whiny shit when you can't do something then you're ok.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

i care

about your shoes.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

Yes

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

you kill some rodents,

put them in various poses, take pictures, and put it into a flickbook.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

the help on imageready

is no help at all

it seemed to me that you can only make animations from on picture, using layers, and you can't use....more than one picture, which means that for a complicated animation you need an image which is 50 layers thick or something........dunno, i use unfreeze, it's easier

(John Doe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

whenever i do animations,

each frame or movement is a new layer.
Stop complaining.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

because i havn't fiddled with it much yet even a simple anim like my 3500 post one took about 25 layers

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

*belm*

how do you expect animations to happen :)

layer upon layer of slightly altered picture.....how did the original cartoonists do it?

Bah. Kids these days, etc.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

speaking of killing rodents

i saw my friend take a lawn roller (one of those big heavy rolling thingy's that flattens lawns) and chase around a mouse with it. eventually, it got run over.

ewww...

(ratface, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

with marmalade

marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade marmalade

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

There are no

'how to' kits here on b3ta but the interweb should have plenty.

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Ratsta, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

You enjoyed doing that one a bit too much

Admit it........you're among friends....

And only one or two will use it against you in a cunning blackmail plan if you're ever elected or become famous or something..

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

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Artamnesia, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

but

if you follow that little wench's guide you get an animation of several identical frames, i.e. one that doesn't move

(John Doe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

She assumes that you

know what what you want to happen in your animation. Does she have to tell you everything?
edit: OK - I added a bit. But really, if you want to make an animation, and don't realize that you will need to move around some elements, then you probably need more help than Miss Sally Ann can give you.

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Artamnesia, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

for fuck's sake

why don't kids have enquiring minds anymore? why do they always go to others for help rather than exploring?

children are all cunts.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

i have an enquiring mind

got me barred from the public swimming baths though

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

remember:

no petting
no running
no dive bombing

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

and don't forget

no drowning puppies

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sof sof, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

Depends what software your using

If your using Photshop you'll need to use Imageready that is part of the software (the bottom of the tool bar icon will launch it. Just use the help files (f1) for instructions

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

Get some Tinned Soup

Heat it up
Pour it in a mug
Slice up two slices of bread
Spread butter on the bread,
Put the bread on a plate
Go over to my house
Give me my soup and bread
Go home
Find a guide on the web about animations
Follow that guide
Save picture
Upload picture
Post it here
Ask me if i'ld like some tea.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

Well....

If your not going to follow my instructions, I geuss i'll just make my OWN fucking soup.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

*puts kettle on*

potato and leek alright?

(John Doe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

Easy

Although I don't remember how. But if I could work it out, it must be simple.

Ooh, open the file in imageready, then look in the floating palette with the 'animation' tab. The circly-arrow button has a new frame option. Paste the next frame in there. Save it all off as a gif, and post it.

Hey, do I win a prize for 'dumbest first-ever-stopped-lurking-post on b3ta'?

Oh, go on...please...

(griblik, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

i tried the 'paste new frame in there' bit and it wouldn't let me....paste

i mean i can change each frame in image ready easy enough but not import a second picture to use in the same animation, which is what i wanted to do

(John Doe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

I'm in a band, I usually just play bass,

but they think if I write lyrics to a song, it might be good in a weird way.

So I've written a song.

I call it Ode to Jack and Meg.

I want a threesome with the white stripes
I think it would be rather fun
A lot of people say they're ugly
But I quite like the drummer one

I want a threesome with the white stripes
I think it would be rather cool
I like that they're colour co-ordinated
I guess you could call me a fool

So I'm a fool
But what are you?

You're the guy from school I hated
The one that everybody loved
You can fuck off
Just fuck off right away

But I'm sorry
For behaving
In a most unpleasant way.

I want to build a helicopter
and fly it to the moon.
on hearing this a lot of people
declared me to be a loon

But I just know that I can do it
If I get the right design.
I also would need some more duct tape
And then all the success is mine.

So i'm a fool,
but what are you?

You're the one in school I hated
But secretly adored
So you can fuck off now
and spend your time ignored

I'm not really sorry
For behaving
Like a cunt.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

Lennon and McCartney

Who are they?

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

It's "McCartney and Lennon" now.

And I'll kill any screeching Japanese chicken-woman thing that says any different.

Just for the sheer pleasure of it.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

what has the world come to

you can't be serious

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

have you ever heard a top ten single with the word 'rather' in it?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

pah.

I'm going to revolutionise music.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

el condor pasa

i believe was a single and thus probably made top 10?

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

Mulder and Scully

by Catatonia

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matsimpsk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

Wasn't it by Space,

featuring Cerys Matthews?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

nah that was the one where they heard tom jones

and the domestic violence stopped

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

Ahh.

Then I wholeheartedly apologise. For everything. Ever.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

even the

train 'service'?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

Yes,

especially that.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

I shall sleep

better now.

because of the beer

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

you better had.

*waves fist*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

both of them

shitty shitty bands.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

Nah,

that was, uh, that other one.

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matsimpsk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

no no,

that was the Tom Jones song thing.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

What about Rather

by Rather and the Ratherettes?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

just shut up

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

I'd rather not:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

Catatonia

Mulder And Scully - No3 in July 1998, if I remember correctly...

I'd rather be liberated, I find myself captivated
Stop doing what you... Keep doing it too...
I'd rather stay bold and lonely, I dream I'm your one and only
Stop doing what you... Keep doing it too...

Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry
This could be a case for Mulder and Scully
Things are getting strange, now I can't sleep alone

Edit: Can I just say, I've gone off Matsimpsk

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

"If I remember correctly", my arse

I can sniff out fellow googlers at 15 paces :P

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matsimpsk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

Shhhhh

Don't show us up in front of the youngsters. They think we're gods...

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

i can see it on top of the pops

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

Well, that was...

different.

My mate's band have a song that starts:

Hello little girl,
Do you want to see
My puppies?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

haha.

exccellent.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

Uncle Nobby by the Macc Lads

Isn't it?

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

Oooh, it's good,

but it's not the one!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

I was singing that to "Prity fly for a white guy" it goes well.

The best lyrics i've ever heard was by..ermm...donno....

Everybody look at me,
Im the whicked garage M.C,
Got my cheese burger from Maccy Ds

ermm... it was good.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

Tip toe

just keep your zip closed
if youu take me for a ride
you know we're
gonna collide.

/misteeq

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

I think these MissTeq people

should be shot. And I think we should hang Blue.

If I told a 14 year old "I want to lick you up and down", I think I would deserve to goto jail. These are four guys singing to 9 yearolds.

It's just wrong.

I hate Misteeq because they made a whole bunch of annoying prattish girls on the bus have a load of attitude and prentend they know what words like "Scandalas" actualy means.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

I bet they didn't

know how to spell it either :o)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

you still can't beat

'rock the mic like a vandal/light up the stage/wax a chump like a candle" though, or perhaps 'I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer'

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

:: SIGH :::

Sigh, Pie, Lie, Fly, Die, Bye, Buy, By, Lay, Hay, Bay, Gay, Day, Say, May........

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

put 'em together

and you've got the sequel to mary poppins. Beats supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hands down.

Oh, perhaps it doesn't.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

It's how a lernt how to spell.

Very expermental system used in the early 80s

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

gods, and I thought

the education system was bad now! Time for the old man to head off for snoozeage anyhoo. 'Night folks.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

what colour

would you wear?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

i'd be naked, fool.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

I pity

the other fools

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

cunting fucking cunts

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edit: and they have changed my username and limited my bandwidth. Hate them.

(

gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

That's not good, right?

(

Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

they are forcing me to change hosts, even though I'm paid through 2005

and none of my old images (like the ones in my profile) will work any more because they are moving them to new addresses

(

gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

Demand a refund.

Boo hiss.

(

Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

Yeah.

I go through domain monger and can't fault them.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

I don't see why they can't

point imagemagician stuff at walagata, it's not exactly rocket science, plus if you've paid for it you're in the US and you can SUE!

fits in nicely with below post about sooty and sweep :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

I can't believe they won't

use some sort of redirect. That is just silly.

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Artamnesia, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

the mind

piss is strong with this one :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

they

are complete and utter bastards.

I don't think I pay enough for them to be too concerned about loosing me.

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gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

thats a bit shit

is that!

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

you get

what you pay for.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

I do pay for it

it was great until today

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gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

you pay for it

and they've changed the base url of everything you've ever made? complain.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

of course

you could just pay $30 a year for your own domain and nto have to worry about this kind of thing. and get all kinds of cool extra stuff.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

don't know how to use any of that cool extra stuff.

All I want is a place to put my pictures.

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gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

if i pointed you to

msn groups you'd kill me wouldn't you?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

probably

It's not that I mind paying for it. I don't want free hosting.

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gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

well

buy proper hosting then

www.eukhost.com

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

but

I had unlimited bandwidth

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gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

and now you have nothing

welcome to the real world :¬p

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

I am. Oh, you mean to them

I've just found out that my current username/address is longer than they allow, so I've been shortened from gracielouwho to gracielouw

ggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

tsk

i can fed-ex you a kitten if you like?

(ratface, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

/snicker

I like the profile. Saving us the trouble of having to ~~stalk~~ google your name?

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Ratsta, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

none of those are me

they just have great taste in names

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gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

Get a domain name

so it doesn't happen again.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

propoganda

(John Doe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

Smokers must also get

an old gentleman's hand up their bum n' all...

Gets the message across beautifully...

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

personally

thats made me consider taking it up

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

Ha ha,

just spotted the pun there. Well done Dougal.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

but i don't smoke.

much.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

i thoughtyou said

there was nothing to do round your way except smoke

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

well,

drugs, yes.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

It's just occurred to me

that the logical function of Sweep would be to clean out Sooty.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

Haaaa

Haaaa

Quality thought for this time of night...

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

It's when I have all my best thoughts.

Does that put me at an advantage over other b3tans?

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

Thoughts plural!

I'd bloody say so.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

I really should remember to make notes though.

My website never gets updated enough.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

pfffffffffffffffft!

I hadn't thought of that either!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

hahaha!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

erm... this didn't turn out how i expected...

earlier...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

Will you marry me?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

where does that leave me?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

Didn't you know

Supermoore is a Mormon

or is that a moron?

Gawd I kill myself!

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Generationgav, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

Please feel free.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

mormon would be worse

i would rather be a moron then a mormon.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

oh come on you have to love a religion

which flogged its most holy artifacts

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

it's actually

cunt.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

UP MY ARSE!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

someone wants to be getting

himself airtihght tonight

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

lucky i brought my

ordnance survey maps. your anus is like the nile.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

damn i hate it when you get with someone and you find that they got a bloody

aswan damn up their ass
but laxatives will soon get that baby flooding 2 times a year

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

All lush green fields surrounded by a vast desert

....and prone to flooding every summer...?

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

precisely

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

Kiss my delta.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

no, you're a cunt.

but you better let me sleep on your floor after the bash.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

(Jnaffzig, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

ace

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

There's a story behind this username isn't there?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

yes.

do a spazz, it will be fun!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

I would,

but I'm in my new house, and noty only is the computer shite but half the keyboard seems to have melted. I'll have a look when I unpack my real PC tomorrow.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

it involves

hedgehogs

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

how is

the new house?

Even nearer me and Verbal now! hahaahahaahaaha!

PS. I've 4rthured you

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Generationgav, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

It's a brutal ending.

It is.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

mummy i'm scared

(John Doe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

Hahahaha :)

I tuned in at just the right time, then :)

Fanbloodytastic!

I squish him! I squish him good!

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matsimpsk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

hehe... it was starting out as a chase thing...

then i discovered that flash hates it when i move the post box and the file size was humungous (gif animations in flash really is a black art... it's very odd...) so there wasn't due to be any squishing just benny hill style chasing... but never mind...

i may have to experiment with animating traditionally inanimate objects more... realise i've not really done it before and it's rather fun... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

Word of warning, though

Post boxes get rather addictive :)

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matsimpsk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

ah... but i must move on from them...

as i'm animating in the shadow of the post box king... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

Oo-er

I bloody wish. I just slide the fuckers about. I don't do anything clever like feet and stuff :)

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matsimpsk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

lovely

woo

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lemonhead, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

hehe.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

aww...

lovely :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

superlicious

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

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