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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)

i can see

how that image would move them to tears...

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)

poor ladies

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)

hehehehe

are they mourning his failure to blow himself up?

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

i know

i am...

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

thank you very much...

:)

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

are you some kind of studmuffin in the middle east?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

No idea

but I'm willing to go and find out if anyone fancies paying my costs...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

find out what they have under their yishmaks.

Stockings and suspenders I bet.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

You are ever hopeful

aren't you?

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

yes I am.

If you dont have a rich fantasy life, its only going to lead to misery.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

*kiss*

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

where'd'ya kiss him?

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

Wouldn't you like to know...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

hahahahahah

That must have been taken from 'EmmaCam'

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

Ewwww, ewwwww, no no no

oh, no offense, ljon ;)

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

*bursts into tears*

None taken.

Well, that's another potential b3ta lady crossed off the list...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

the list is long...

...but distinguished

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

And,

unfortunately, growing shorter...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

Aww, it wasn't you as much as the

idea that photo had been taken from what sick_boy so charmingly called 'EmmaCam'.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

Hee hee

He's a card, ain't he?

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

Well, that's one word

for it.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

Arf!

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Danblez, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

Whilst you're down there polishing my shoes,

valet...

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

Why, on his cheek

of course.

Edit/ just seen the picture above - my monitor is now liberally sprayed with coffee and I am cackling in a most unladylike manner!

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

It remains

my favouritest b3ta creation...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

And why not.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

Hehehehehe

Maybe!

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

Any news from your pie man yet?

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

Still waiting...

...though he is a busy banker type!

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

Coo-er a banker, eh?

That's a bit posh for you, isn't it?

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

He works in banking IT....

....so he ain't all that! When will you be around as I have already given up on him?

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

erm, pretty fluid really

What's a good time for you?

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

They're

just upset cos he forgot to autograph it...his crayon must have broken or something...or maybe his head dobber fell off.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

He doesn't normally need a pen

he can just press his face against the paper.

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Samsonite, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

Tichy Dribble

is the new...um...fluid?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

ha ha ha!

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

gah!

my eyes! that's given me a sudden headache!

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

"We want you, we want you, we want you as a new recruit!!"

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

i'm not sure why that made me laugh

but it did

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new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

...

Say what you see

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

dead people...

Edit:
No - A cock pod!

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

Armed police officers & a hostage negociator

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

I like the term

"cockpod".

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

I think I will use it...

...in conversation before the day is out!

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

Indeed.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

a lacrosse bitch?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

I am the game,

play me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

arf !

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Bitchpapa, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)

I've just discovered

that the university network's got PS7 installed, never noticed till now. Shame that I cant remember my FTP details.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

^^^^^^

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

Pea

pod spunk.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

Is it a

cranberry?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

hehe you watermelon monkey

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

*groan*

....

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

happy birthday

to you

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)

aw thankyou Sunshine Elephant

and may I say, as a longtime lurker, how much I admire your work.

(happens to be 100% of FACT as well as 90% of just plain GOOD MANNERS...)

Cheers

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)

Gawd,

don't encourage him.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

But I happen to like

fluffy paintmashes

and S.E's ability to caricaturise George W Bush is just plain uncanny.

oh, and since S.E. is the only one on b3ta who has wished me a happy birthday, I shall encourage S.E. all I like...

Cheers

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

creep

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

sunny?

not with comments like that you aren't...

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

he just wants to be like me

;)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

good,

i'm much better than bovine

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

Cut the crap

and show us you willy.

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

yes!

show us you, willy!

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Bitchpapa, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)

alright

"your"

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)

No idea, sorry.

Threadjackamage: Could anyone point me in the direction of a few b3ta mirror sites?

Edit: Ta.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

i only know

jelly.b3ta.com

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

fish.playedthegame.co.uk/board will do for starters - I found it in me web logs last month.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

www.thewoo.com is one

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wayward., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

i see

a peacock's pea cock.

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

Hoorah for

vegetable-based strapons!

where would we be without them?

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)

using bananas.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)

surely there is room

enough for both?

/goatse

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

nana's are best as you can peel and eat them afterwards.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

TJ:

www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avp/

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)

how very dull...

and not a peacock in sight!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

Hmm..

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

is the spelling of "your"

meant to be ironic?

or a new version of the meme, "your all gay" perhaps?

Because if not...

*cough* it's "you're" *cough*

/pedant

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)

Mint

MInt

(ad_pie, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)

*Falls off chair laughing*

*Picks self back up*
*Slowly stops laughing*

... That rocks.

Thankyou for giving me a birthday ROLFMAYO

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

it was a pleasure!

now be careful with that ROLFMAYO'ing, you may get hurt!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

Have a woo and a yay

and a how do you do for cheering me up this morning! zeppelin,watermelon, cranberry (just testing).

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

oooh

I like that, matron.

(39811 basic bytes free, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

Primitive "pshop" techniques were never entirely satisfactory.

but he seems chuffed
embigger

(crazymum, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)

He does indeed seem a

bit chuffed with his effort :D

A woo to you, good sir.

(roomproject, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

Primitive?

*gulp* I thought that was how everyone 'shopped images...

;-)

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

A habit forming:

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

Yay quo!

Nice colour matching

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

*bows*

Why thankyou! I have just (after two years of photoshopping) discovered the joys of saturation adjustments....

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

howzit

work?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

took me a while that

wyh

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

Decide his fate

Kill him
Help Tobias on crazyworld03.tripod.com

(ad_pie, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

Sadly

Tripod doesn't allow remote image linking.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

DOOMED!

DOOMED I TELL YOU! THE TRIPODS ARE COMING!

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Bitchpapa, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

Yet still

they come.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

The chances of anything coming form Mars...

...are a million to one they said...

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)

Huh,

what do 'they' know.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

"he said"

it was Ogilvy, the astronomer...

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new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

I can hear

their trumpets

(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

I just read your name as

bitchslapper

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

hahahahaha

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

did you...?

get your eyes tested you mango!

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Bitchpapa, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

They call me 'tripod'.

*100% unFACT*

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

Jeesus

Too much text. Explain, in no more than 6 syllables please.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

you like bag?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)

FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY

COCK OFF U TWUNT

(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

Thats no tree....

He wasnt saved...:'(

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

ahaha

very original :)

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

surreal

and sad.

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Bitchpapa, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

its a spacestation.......

....ummm no actually its a mushroomcloud

sorry

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

Quick!

Call the fire brigade!

(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

kill it...

ah, hang on, that'll be taken care of soon anyway, right?

:-P

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)

No wonder she never smiled..

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Darryn.R, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

isn't it

'your all gay'?

woo! never the less.

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

people spoke differently back then

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Mr Peet, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)

that would certainly explain it

well, thank god for progress!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

Is this quite a big image,

I can't get it to load.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

its

112k

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

quite large

sorry..

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Darryn.R, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

It's just

red exxing now.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

incase you are interested

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)

talented little fella

no hands, see?

(crazymum, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

Hahahahah

Is his name Percy?

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

could be. or maybe he's writing penguin.

i dont know, its a photograph.

(crazymum, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

i think it's fake.

there's a distinct lack of a bridge.

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

Hahaha

superb

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Dogtanian, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)

Awwwwww...

reminds me of the start of 'pingu late'
(...unless I dreamed that show)

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

What a

clever dickie.

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Samsonite, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

This has taken far too long

I edited the caption.

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

Obviously,

he has been tricked by his dealer - that's clearly a non-Mac he's got.

Also, good morning everyone!

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azerty, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

agreed

/mac geek

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WD-39, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

Of course!

That man looks far too intelligent to own a Mac.

/cranberry pc zealot

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

zzzzz...

/bored of the PC vs Mac argument

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WD-39, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)

Oh...

It's a Charles Rennie Mackintosh design...

(geddit?)

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

I got it

woo ! :)

(Mrs Lovely, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

Some things never change...

Victoriana or New-Fangled
...and never should do

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roystead, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

Oh my god!

I just spent 5 minutes browsing that site. Someone has far too much spare time :X

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

Now

someone deleted the George Bush cranberry picture thread that had been linkiefied.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

damn this inhouse mod squabbling.

it'll result in drive-by mod shootings.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

Just wait till

the Rockers turn up
*finds good place to sit*

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Dogtanian, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

*munches

popcorn*

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roystead, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

I feel like an idiot!

I ran across the lab to tell someone about the "GW Bush clit face", came back with him, refreshed the page and it was gone!
/crawls into a corner in shame

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)

*ahem*

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

woohoo

ty :P

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

here tis

linky

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

yeah i deleted it

couldnt be watermeloned to leave it as a linky!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

Fair enough.

:)
I liked it though.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

good oh

"hail to the cranberry"

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

I wonder what

the palaces Bed and Breakfast rate is?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

£3.50 and

a 1/4 of moroccan apparently.

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

Prince Charles got all excited when a secret service agent

told him the royal staff had to be examined...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

Cunning.

You're right, everyone likes tea

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Mr Peet, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

Just fed the Goebbles..

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

Arf

That made me chuckle

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Dogtanian, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

what

do they eat?

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

whatever they want!

sorry, wrong joke

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new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

Apricot!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

they drink

orange jews.

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

oh dear oh dear

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

hes got my vote

(bearded chicken, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

I'm new

hello, I'm new to this, just need some help plz, i was readin how to put an image on here, and it goes on about having web space, cant i just add ann image to a post so it will appear on the board? without messin around with the web space thing, :)

(mack_666, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

(Bommer remembered to log in, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

I'd try jam if I was you

thick smears of the stuff.

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

All over

your body

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

You are Craig David

& ICMFP

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

I'm only

Craig David on Monday

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

i take over

on tuesday

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

with my luck

I'll get sunday

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

is it

Craig David?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

not in your eyes though,

that would be dangerous

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

if you do get it in your eyes

rinse out immediately with warm water.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

warm soapy water?

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

i find it a pain to get

out of my belly button sometimes

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

Why would you want to get it out

Let it harden and you have some jam stored for emergencies!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

Mmmm. Jammy Smears.

A damned fine album.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

or OBGYN slang

sorry...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

you

will be.
/ominous

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

You already took my soul

& my employability it looks like...

What else can you do to me?
;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

I could

revoke your Jam Access.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

I haven't had jam

since Hartley stopped making their "Family Jam" - jam with no bits of fruit or pips in.

/8 year old

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

they were done under the trade descriptions act.

apparently the jam contained less than 1percent family

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

I bet

www.familyjam.com is an interesting web site.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

belongs to ukreg.com

its for sale if you want it

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

I ahve no

incest in all of that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)

you need hosting

as sites like geocities won't work

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

Sorry you're gonna

need to mess about with the web space thing, it sounds more difficult than it is, read the FAQ (link at the top of this page) about how to set up an MSN group

Edit: Quick repost from Saturday afternoon

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Dogtanian, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

that is jolly good

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new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

Once again,

you surpass yourself with this anim sir. Bravo.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

here you go...

click the link at the top of the page that says "faq". absorb the contents, then delete this thread before people get un-fluffy.

x x x welcome !

(schminkypinky, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

No,

you need some web space, youneed to read the faq , but welcome anyway.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

Doesn't

sound like a young laydee this time. Shame.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

Did anyone work out who Sexygirl was?

There were various clues dropped on Friday which made me sure I knew who it was but no confirmation.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

Is she a regular then?

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

Yep.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

but who?

not a mod?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

Good lord, no!

Not sure if I should say. Think I'd better wait and see if he/she/it turns up again and then maybe all can be ~~reviled~~ revealed.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)

Hi there,

Welcome, you seem like a nice chap! Read the FAQ up there at the top of the page. It's very informative and there are even pictures!

can someone please turn off the cranberry of a filter now?

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

The Scorpions

"Wind of Change" is running through my head, see how lovely we all are.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

rinse your mind out young man!

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

Its a good song,

"The wint off chaynchiz".

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

Tayk me!

To da message of da moment
on a Gorky night...
or summink like that

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

Well, *I*'m up before dinner time!

I feel strange. I think I'll go back to bed.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

yaaaaaaaaay!

they're like the will young of rock

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

Think about it.

With all due fluffiness: Why, when you know that's the case, would you ask the question hopingto get a different answer? Are you a politico?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

Read the FAQ (up the top of the board)

You need webspace, free webspace can be found here - www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

FAQ will tell you how to post it!

Welcome : )

/fluffy

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

No you need to put it one the

internet or else we won't be able to see it
Sorry.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

hello!

New person. Please read our FAQ..

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mrRush, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

well look at that!

how fluffy are we?

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mrRush, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

Only because

we think we might being watched...

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

Ooh,

you cynic.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

Have to say

I'm impressed. Mild sarcasm, but no nastiness which is very nice.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

Maybe i was wrong

and this filter may work after all

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

Fannybadger!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

I think we were reported to...

Offcock for un-fluffiness. Hence the filters.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

Yes,

this is my first day back after a self-imposed unfluffiness avoidance...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

Its all

rather lovely, isn't it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

So far

so good, but I'm prepared to run away again at the first sign of nastiness.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)

/resists urge to be abusive for humourous purposes

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

could it be related to the

way baz "got a new job and stopped posting here"...

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mrRush, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

things got a lot worse once Baz left. In my opiniparp. Once he told someone to "stick it up their arse" there wasn't the need for a load of people to be rude .

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

we don't get a choice

but the bloody filter is doing my cranberry in

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new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

You can

get round it if you really want to call someone a cunt

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

how

i don't really, but now that i can't i feel the urge... shit watermelon zeppelin

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new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

good

i can still say shit

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new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

You need

the web space for us to be able to see the pic. We can't access your computer's hard drive like that.

It's dead simple though, setting up an MSN group is easy MSN How-to.
Alternatively you can upload pix even quicker (but temporarily) at www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

Speak for yourself

*hacks hard drive*

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

Yeah,

but if we all did that, we'd overload his connection and none of us would see the picture.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

Try MSN & read

this

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

thx

(mack_666, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

1138

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chthonic, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

1864

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Samsonite, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

1664

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

nearly...

...ten past eleven mate.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

I've stuck

your little anim in my profile now - still making me laugh 12 hours later..!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

I've been eating a lot of jelly recently

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bigdave, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

Is that

fruit for out of work people?

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

You're thinking of Dale Winton...

...on Supermarket Sweep

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

thats strange

coz when I'm at the checkout, and I hear that beep, I blackout and when I wake up someone's taken my wallet and my girlfriend, but left the shopping...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

And you suspect Dale Winton?

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

yes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

Does your arse hurt too?

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

yes

but that's a different story...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

you need to film him

when he goes shopping.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

Is that rubbish still going

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

No idea...

...but my friend Kirsty was on it with her then husband.

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

did she win?

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

there are no "losers"

in Dale's Supermarket Sweep... just people who win in a less material sense

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

She came second as her bonus was shite...

...the winners didn't find the money though. She said Dale was very nice indeed.

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

only her BFH

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new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

hehe

Hows the porn industry going?

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

Slowly....

....due to my tiredness at not having had a full nights sleep in ten weeks.

;)

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

Is that

because you have been too busy shagging and filming it? :-D

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

I wish.....

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

Groan

LOL

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

Hee hee

One joke that still makes me laugh!

Fucking useless TV ref yesterday - can't tell when the ball is not under a player's control...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

watermelon it - we won anyway

& I get a free meal at a french restaurant out of it...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

are you still

mithering about that! bloody hell!

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

Christ

You're an ugly bunch, aren't you?

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

On the whole...yes.

But I am gorgeous!

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

Does that say 'GOATSE' on that blokes arm behind?

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

I think

It's more likely to say "Scotland"
nice try tho

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

I need

new eyes i think :-p

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

hurrah

for Scotland!

can't wait for Australia to win 50-0 in the final, that'll teach the Engsh to mock us!

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

yes and we will all celebrate

(bearded chicken, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

haha

woo that is very!

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

oh if only his hands were small and green too

that would be perfect

woo yay and houplah too for amusing yoda

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

ha ha

very good

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lord bofingham, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

we just felt

the eagle didn't say 'president' to us anymore

(wez, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

I believe

the turkey was going to be the national animal. At the time the bald eagle was seen as vermin. 100% of FACT

(dognutz, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

At it again

....

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

ahahahahahah!!

that's manic

woo!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

hehe

Thats brilliant!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

Run kitty, run!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

hooray!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

Heeeerrrreeeess KITTY!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

God bless rabbits

the FUD! one is still one of my all time fave b3ta pics

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

hehe

that is smashing, and a damn fine pic to use my new woo on!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

That's nice

I was expecting it to go all liquid metally and morph into a yay though, but it's still nice anyway, i'm not saying it isnt, which it might look like, but, ahhh watermelon it, i'll shut up now

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

what a splendid idea.

I'll see if I can work out how to do that.
:)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

Yay!

Haha! Go on get him

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Dogtanian, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

Arf!

great kitty action!!!

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Danblez, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

Waa!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

Ooh

lovely! Glad you're back.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

Ooh I say, gratuitous violence on a Monday morning - Yay!

Lovely to meet you at the bash and hope you've had a jolly time touring the mainland.

And to everyone else - morning all, hope you all had a fine weekend.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

Twas

splendid indeed.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

Very glad to hear it

anything you can tell us about or is it all 'private'? ;)

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

Morning ma'am

Likewise, pleased to meet you. I had a good time, touring. If you or anyone else has lost underwear from your washing line in the past two weeks, it was probably me.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

Was that you

I heard rummaging through my dustbins?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

If there was snuffling involved

.... then yes

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

Damn you!

That was my favourite pair!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

Oh the (newly-discovered) delights of

going commando or whatever the female equivalent is.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

Mooo

harrharr!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

Hmmm, interesting response

not quite sure what to make of it, but never mind ;)

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

hahaha

yay!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

hurrah!

(ivor_the_engine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

Gladys's big pants

Is my all time favourite woo-yay!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)

Morning

Im still having a rainbow trout fetish

Original here

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

that's

quite, quite beautiful!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

complete with reflection

yay

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

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