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Prankers!

Click for biggy

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

i demand the inclusion of

"off with his head",
else i'll resign.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

Grr

I hate being five hours behind the majority of this board. Whenever I'm up and bored there's nothing happening.

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)

how can you say that,

when i'm here to entertain you!
*dances incoherently*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

Yay!

Clappies!

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

boogalooing?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)

dancing

like four frogs trappen in the space-time continuumniumnum.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)

trapped there

with chesterfield sofas!

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)

oooh,

arousing.

Continue...

*ziiip...

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)

you know

if you passes an inverse tachyeon beam through the quantom matrix then you'd deal with that

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)

well thanks...

that's totally ruined the mood...

*reziiip

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)

it if helps my next door neighbours

are having pornstar loud vigorous sex

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)

no,

that's your parents.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)

that's impressive

what with my dad being on another continant

with his girlfriend

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)

all is possible

with the magic of the interweb

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)

Call the police

tell them you can hear screams from next door, and that you think that he is attacking her.

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)

hehehe

I wouldnt be that much of a zeppelin - part of me is happy for them, you know that kind of thing reminds me that sometimes people do get on and get it on to that extent

the other part of me wants them to buy some better insulation

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)

Try being

nine or ten hours ahead then

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)

WOO!

Now Az Tired!...Night night all! I shall be back tomorrow to see if the Fridge situation has changed!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)

Wooo

I'm about this close to making my self a coat out of potato skins and talking to it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)

do it do it do it.

you cunting felshwhacker.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)

I would but I'm a lazy bastard

how's the being insane thing going for you at the moment?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)

it's like a recurring enema,

only more so.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)

sounds refreshing

sucks doesnt it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)

Shhh!

Did anyone hear that...?

EDIT: Nighty night, peeps

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

sorry

i farted.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)

what do you say when that happens?

Do you say "excuse me?"

toooooo much time in the nursery today

(

gracielou, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

i giggle

and blame who/what ever caused it.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

I say...

"Good lord Jenkins, is that you blasting anus gas out of your posterior again? Really, I ought to have your ass welded shut with melty hot iron"

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

*bursts into uncontrollable laughter*

*then apologizes to roommate*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

i say

"ooh dear, that's a runny one"

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

I would then say

"Gracious me, Jenkins, if you're going to continue blasting your ass wind all over my dining parlour, Im going to have to see to it that you keep your farty arse parts out of my abode"

because Jenkins is a dirty, dirty little monkey who cant stop farting

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)

it was th e sound of me

not sleeping again

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)

thats a very loud sound

Im making that sound at about 90dB right now.

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

and let me guess

you were young when you started staring at that screen? :-)

w/y/h

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

I havent seen daylight

for about seven years now...

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)

Shhh

Do you smell something?

NAme that film!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)

I bought a vampire motorcycle

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2349591

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

Total recall

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

philip k. dick!

philip k. dick!

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

Phil McCracken

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

To the manor born 2:

The return

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

"The Great Dissolutionment of Mr Spickford, 3"

or possibly 2.
great series of films either way.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

Y Tu Mama Tambien

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

Ghostbusters 2

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

indeed!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

Event Horizon

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

Peter's friends

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

Lambada: The forbidden dance

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

Breakin' 2 - Electric Boogaloo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

funky!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

Cannable: The musical

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

deep throat?

(

robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

Back to the future

part 2

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

Herbie Goes Mental

(and starts with the killing and the maiming and oh my, the bloodshed)

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

Threesome

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

I'm interested!

What type of film would that be?

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

diaspointing

www.imdb.com/title/tt0111418/

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

Magnolia

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

American Psycho

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

i read that book.

had to skip over whole chapters. goatse times 20.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

Weekend at Bernie's 2

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

Morons from outer space

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

Sphere

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

Lost in space

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

Sneakers

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

Requiem for a dream

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)

Nooooooooo

Images of fridges out of control and people having arms sawn off haunted me for weeks after that film

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)

I'm tempted to watch it again right now as it doesnt look like I'll get much kip

but I dont think I can be bothered

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

What,

you don't want to sleep again for weeks?

That's what that movie does for me...

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)

I can't think of a film that does that for me

the Robert Palmer video with the relentlessly walking towards camera models scares the crap out of me though

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)

Swingers

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)

High Fedelity

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)

*ahem*

Fidelity

/pedant

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)

American warewolf in london

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

Werewolf

I believe

:-)

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)

you know I thought that when I submitted

but I didn't care too much

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)

Guns of navarone

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

Pellow submarine:

Wet Wet Wet's Movie Movie Movie

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)

The seven year itch

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)

Lost Boys

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)

Don't look now

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)

Transformers the movie

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)

The shining

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

Last house on the left

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

A Knight's tale

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

Raiders of the lost ark

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)

The butcher boy

right thats it I'm stopping this now

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)

thank the good lord.

i thought you'd actually lost your mind.

finally.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)

I think I may well have

long night of the soul going on here

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)

long dark teatime of the soul,

some might say.

*cough cough*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)

ohhhh

I havent read that for a while

I feel the urge to watch that adams speech that be on this ere interweb again

in fact I may well

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)

good!

go get yourself all literary-like.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)

it's

fantabulously ecotastically wonderful

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)

mmmmmm.

ecotastics.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)

what what what?

point me

(Hobbes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)

it's in real format

but it's fucking great and an hour and a half long

www.uctv.tv/library-human-series.asp?summary=show&seriesID=Voices

if in windows and you don't want real player clicky here and get real alternative: www.kazaalite.tk/ there's probably a few popups there

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)

That's no ball of yarn...

and don't say peeps

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

What's in your Fridge?

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)

I don't have

a fridge =(

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)

my llama has no fridge.

"how does he smell"

like a llama.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)

four cubic tonnes of heroin.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)

wow

At least it's cold anyway!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)

Because a long hard yen

Needs some nice cold heroin

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)

Cubic tons?

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)

you heard me.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)

Trying to picture what a cubic ton would look like...

*head explodes*

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)

Oh wait..

it would be 2000 cubic pounds. It's so simple!

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)

exactly.

fool.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)

Getting

spaced out on tesseracts?

(

Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

half a flap

of mexican brown.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

OOH

I'm coming around to yours then... ;-P

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)

be prepared

for one hell of a fisting.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

You really are tired

aren't you?

Would it help if I told you I'm female?

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)

in that case

it won't be as painful for you.
the heroin should ease the pain too.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)

That's

what I was counting on.

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)

i've also got marshmallows.

and a bag of prawn cocktail crisps.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)

You're not

putting those anywhere near my...

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)

You sure know

how to impress the ladies! ;)

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

Help you or him?

Sand Goblin, not the band!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)

I'm not really sure

...

*runs*

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)

He's harmless!

He just wants to talk, I'm sure.

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

and finger myself.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

Oh right,

so THAT's where the prawn crisps and marshmallows are going...

*feels so much better*

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

and of course,

henry the horse will be dancing the waltz.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

DAMN YOU, SIR.

that's now going to be stuck in my head ALL NIGHT LONG.

aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)

images of fisting and fingering

didn't haunt you, but that does?

...Hmmmmmm

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)

i've got skill,

i've got class,
I've got a mango
up my arse.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)

The mango gave it away

You've been in my garden again, haven't you?

Naughty boy...

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

naaaaahhh

i'm ok with the rest of it.

but catchy beatles songs? they shall be the ruin of my mind.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)

your fridge full of Heroin

will be dancing?

Sounds like you also have some nasty LSD, my friend...

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

You won't when he shows you

"that" trick!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

i can get a ping pong ball

almost 50 feet now.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)

Well Done!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

dead babies

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)

SHUSH!

SSGs still around!...You know what he gets like around babies!...

Actualy...You don't!...Neither Do I...I don't know why I said that!...I must apologise!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)

that's right.

you don't know why you said that.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)

indeed

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)

outdeed

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

Extra mature vintage cheddar cheese

3 rations of bacon and half a pint of milk.
Student? Me? How'd you ever guess?

(

Mullet Over, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)

hmmm.

most students i know just have beer and chips.
you're weird.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)

Seconded!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)

I drank all the beer last night

and was too hungover to get more this morning. I'm not weird. Honest!

(

Mullet Over, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)

*looks at address bar*

But...this is b3ta!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)

Rumbled again.

When will I learn.

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Mullet Over, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

that my roommate hasn't left out to spoil? hmm.

some string cheese.
and i think a bottle of soda.
and lots of uninvited microorganisms, no doubt.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)

You keep

No Doubt in your fridge?

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)

no doubt

are string cheese?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)

well all except the drummer, yes

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)

It would explain alot!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)

but of course.

how else would they retain their crunchy splendor?

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)

sex.

lots and lots of sex.

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)

pffft!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)

liar!

i've had sex once and it just left me a bit sweaty and not at all crunchy.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)

wow.

i didn't know that helped retain crunchiness.

i shall have to try it out. what an electricity saver that would be.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)

Why?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)

i wouldn't have to keep the fridge on as high.

no doubt requires quite a lot of cold to keep them at optimum crunchiness. if i could otherwise crunchify them, my electricity expenditures would plummet.

*obviously*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)

"I see"

said the blind man!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)

"Icy"

said the polar bear.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)

High C

said the opera singer

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)

ice bank mice elf

the above was written on a desk in chem. discussion.
say it out loud.
i did. then choked. then laughed.
ah, chemistry.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)

pffft!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)

Cold dead heads.

of lettuce, obviously

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)

of course

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)

abso-bloody-lutely nothing

apart from old cheese and stir fry vegetables which I never use and just end up going all soggy and acidic-smelling. ewww

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)

Well don't buy them then!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)

cant help it

they look so fresh and crispy!

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

An almost empty bottle of

orange fizz, an almost empty bottle of pepsi max and a half full bottle of plain soda.

(

Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

plain soda?

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)

carbonated water.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)

Damn Americans!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)

I am NOT

fucking American! I'm a bloody convict!

I just have no idea what poms call "soda pop". We usually call it by the brand name or "soda water" if it's just plain carbonated water or "mineral water" if the manufacture is being a happy baby orangutan.

(

Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)

hey hey hey

don't knock american 'till you've tried it.

and..... baby orangutang?

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)

Apparently

happy baby orangutans are prone to masturbation.

(

Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)

ah.

the board turns w.a.n.k.e.r. into emotionally elevated primates?

edit: cripes, changed, for it did it to me! utter insanity.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

ahhh...Aussie!

Sexy accent! Then I must apologise!

Fizzy stuff, I call pop!...dunno about anyone else, but it's pop to me!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

we call them fizzy drinks/water (honestly)

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robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

What he said.

Of course I'm in the office at the moment and that's the contents of my bar fridge.

My fridge at home has margerine, caramel icecream, chili paste, mustard, lemon juice, lime juice, leftover pizza, one of those breakfast-in-a-box drinks, some lemon soda and more pepsi max, erm and assorted junk that belongs to my two housemates.

(

Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)

i was thinking plane soda.

then it would be flat.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)

But the bottle wouldn't be!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)

no. hmm.

it's a conundrum.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)

No, it's pop

not Countdown!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

ahem.

*soda*

not pop. most emphatically not pop.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

Agreed.

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

disagreed

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

*swat swat swat*

no dissenters! we will not tolerate it!

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)

You should mix them and

make rocket fuel

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)

And snort it!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)

I tried snorting coke once

but the bubbles got up my nose!

(

Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)

Where did you expect them to go?

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)

well, since he's on the bottom of the world...

maybe up his...

/um, forget I said that :-S

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

/sigh

Irritated my nose. Is that better?

It's humour, god damn it! It's not funny if you have to explain it to simpering idiots!

/throws hands in the air in disgust and storms off.

(

Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

Aw don't be like that

I was only foolin'

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

Real cool site

hey i found this real cool site that you peeps might like
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless/

(useless3, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)

oh will we?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)

and this sentence confuses me.

"not you will not be able to do all the stuff such as show movies and pictures"

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)

actually,

most of the sentences on there confuse me.
you were wrong, i don't like it.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)

call trading standards

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)

not saying that you're a bad person or 'owt,

just have a read of the faq and stuff.
sorry i can't be more helpful, i'm in a bit of an odd mood.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)

you're tired

= odd mood

simple remedy

sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)

Sleep is

for waterberries and cranmelons

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)

Oceanspray

have a lot to answer for.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)

Well I'm glad it's not MY bedtime

as that would make sleep rather difficult ;-)

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)

you sleep

with your eyes open looking at flashing gifs?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)

yep

That and the lambrusco sends me right off...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)

just stare at it

until it sends you into a fit of some sorts and you pass out on the floor. works for me

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)

further problems = failure in ability to sleep

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)

sleep is good

but not when you're too tired to sleep.

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)

you're not very sharp are you?

your name is useless3.

the site's name is useless.

coincidence?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)

it was

taken

(useless3, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)

are you sure

that the "real cool site"

isn't your own?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)

hmmmm

"I FOUND this real cool site"

*cough* yeah... RIGHT....

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)

yeah

he's a smart one.

smart, like an amoeba

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)

stimulus

response

and edit: actually visited the site. it hurt the language centers of my brain. ow ow ow ow ow ow.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)

i hear

he's working on the response bit at the moment, almost there

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)

arf!

ah, and i'm also vaguely disturbed by his referring to us as 'peeps'. i'm not so sure i want to be a peep.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)

the first time i saw that term used

was in theme park on the pc back in about 1996ish.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)

hehe

i'd say 14 years old, a bit geeky, but not cool geeky

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)

nerdy then.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)

no, not enough knowledge to be nerdy

either.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)

the cad.

he's gotten himself into some kkind of sub-genre.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)

assuredly.

have you seen his profile? 'phew' for 'few' gives my soul hemorrhages.

and it looks like the poor sod signed up specially for posts such as this. siiiiiiiigh.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)

I think that's insulting

to the amoeba, is it not? :-P

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)

I know the writing

on this "really cool site" certainly is...

insulting to anyone who likes the English language, that is

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)

yeh,

but amoebas get insulted really easily.
not got very thick skin so i'm told.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)

I didn't know

they had skin at all

(although my biology is more than a bit rusty...)

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)

they do. sort of

www.scibridge.sdsu.edu/coursemats/introsci/diversity/protists/amoeba.jpg

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)

memmmmmmmm

braaaaaaaaaane

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)

oh come on then

'shop it

(you know you want to)

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)

insane!

INSANE!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)

Gee

The name's not "Doctor" for nothing, is it? ;-)

Did you google that specially? Awwwwww

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)

hehe

the doctor is for my disturbing advances in the field of piercology ;-P

and yeah, google image for amoeba did it :-)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)

I know

I've seen stapleballs.com or whatever that site of yours is, and am impressed in an OMG kind of way... :-)

I refuse to pierce myself below the waist, personally. Most people run screaming when I tell them I pierced my own tongue...

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)

hehe

*bows*

and yeah, the sack piercings scare people because of the area, but really quite painless in reality :-)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)

So it's like

tongue piercing in that sense, then

Question (as I'm curious): What exactly do you get out of it? People ask ME that one sometimes. I always smile enigmatically and say "well it's more what my partner gets out of it really..."

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)

the sack piercings are mostly

ornamental, good to play with, people anjoy to play with them. don't do too much sexually in most situations.

and the PA, well, it's pure pleasure for me, and my boyfriend likes it a lot :-)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)

oh yeah,

i almost forgot that that was you.
*backs away slowly*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)

strap some zinc to it.

should help.

/more crap probably innacurate science jokes

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)

Spam

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spaaaaaaaam...

/Monty Python song

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)

lesson learned?

Im not one to say "cock off" lightly, but go shop something willya?

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)

Maybe we can salvage the thread with a pearoast

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)

Why is the box

so long?

(Do I really want to know the answer to this question?)

*runs*

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)

coz if it were shorter

there wouldn't be room for all the text

(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)

oh, that's alright then

*comes back*

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)

click pic for bigger

(

robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

nice try, unfortunately

it's brilliant!!

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)

is that real?

etc.

edit - wooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
that was my 7000'th'th' post!

anyone fancy making an anim for me? I can pay in leprechaun gold!

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)

You can have a repost

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)

aaaaw

thank ewe! and so pretty!

just looked in oesthememenemenemene's profile, ad THIS is fuckign funny

www.theplaybutton.com/b3ta/richardgere.gif

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)

hahahahahaha

the man has talent.

(

Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)

hahah!

its well funny - My ladies name is tabby, and she looks a lot like a young version of the bewitched lady - in our past weve had EXACTLY the problem you do in your anim - Ive saved it to send to her tomorrow to piss her off/cheer her up, depending on what mood she's in.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)

i had an idea at the time

and went looking for a font (which i've still not found) and stumbled across that puppy instead, the idea just rushed into my head.

hope it goes down well :)

(

Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)

you shouldnt call women "it"

/coat
/bed
night all

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)

i think i'll take my leave also.

in the meantime, have a profile based repost detailing my plans to spray paint this countries grey squirrel population so they look cuter

(

Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)

spunt.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)

you can have all my limbs.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)

tired of them

too are you?

or is it just body dysmorphism?

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)

what am i now?

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)

who asked

you anyway slaaaag?

;)

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)

you calling me a tranny?

oh...

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)

thank god

someone posted something to drive the munter from prime - and how amazingly woo!!!! how did you get all teh foldy bits in the anim? pure shoppage?

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)

the bendy board? who needs source pics when you can have source MPEGs ;)

(

robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)

oooooooooooooo

even nicer when bigerized.
that penguin looks like he belongs there.

edit: hopped into your profile, and i find myself profoundly disturbed by that richard gere thing. profoundly. disturbed.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)

that is absolutely

brilliant!

w/y/h/p!!!!

(

Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)

perfect

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)

thank

you

(

robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

all

good osthemenemenemenemenenee.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)

good.

very good.
really rather very good.
extra really very good.
Beyond good.
Now that's what I call good.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)

AND it's a front page!!!!

it's very woo anyway, but I've been racking my brains for the past half hour trying to come up with something clever to say re. diving scores...

6.9 6.9 6.9 6.9 and a 7.0 from the Russian judge

Makes a total score of woo/yay/houpla

Gold medal, sir (or is it madam... sorry, unsure)

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)

that be fantastic!

woo yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

sof sof, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)

Yowza

That fucking marvelous. Possibly one of the best I've ever seen.

(maxwell_smart, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

i'll give that a 10

woo too u

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)

Talking bout the munter - Im sure its been done, but I had to do the quick and dirty.

oooops!!!!!!!

edit - thatll be the vodka, sorreh!

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)

www.penny-arcade.com/images/2003/20030203l.gif

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

fantastic

-

I love penny arcade.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

God bless penny arcade

*salutes*

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2002-11-04&res=l

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

Id like to do the voices

for that when its flashed.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)

IF I could be arsed

I'd photoshop Smug Bastard into the last frame there.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

those strips seriosuly need

to be animated, theres a goldmine of continuity for the right animator to get stuck into.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

careful, she might choke you

www.draddog.com/toys/independantaf/2000ad/durhamred.jpg
It's sacriligeous! They've munted up the face.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

and what's with the can of boing?

www.draddog.com/toys/independantaf/2000ad/judgeanderson.jpg
albatross.mysite.freeserve.com/usa-20-28thOct/pages/196_9625_r1.htm

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)

strange,

but I, for one, amd a fan of boinging.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

just mind that suction trap

it looks dangerous ;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)

Apparently

they did a script for the tv show version, but when the studio/company wanted to watermelon about with it they turned the offer down because they wanted compelte control.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

well -

thats the right attitude, they wimpify the watermelon out of it - although networks are becoming more bogged down by standardised tv, there are still networks who take on content and allow artists control. Good to know they got to that stage tho.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)

what, exactly, was the rationale for all this 'watermeloning'?

was it actually a campaign against swearing, or did someone just decide it made things odder and therefore better?

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

crab bloke

had a hand in the wordage,

which explains part of it ;)

It's to make people aware there's a problem i think, with how new people ar treated

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)

oh, ok. makes sense, in a fruitful sort of way.

musn't frighten the new folks.
*gently coaxes the new people out from under the couch with crinkly mousies and saucers of milk*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)

exactly -

generally by veritable newbs .... or baz, one of the two =)

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)

www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020503l.gif

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

Cola->monitor

hadnt seen that one

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)

www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20000906l.jpg

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

hahahahahah!

oh penny.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)

It has

and you didn't.

wanders away, whimpering

(

Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

no matter how much vodka

there's no need to do the quick and dirty with her

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

her?

i thought that was svenno's high school pic?

(

sof sof, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)

That's no face!

etc.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

hehe

munt related pearoast

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

there's an oddly soothing

recursive and circular quality to that.

aside from, you know, the worrying bits.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

potential reccursion there

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

woo

how did svenno come about anyway??

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)

well..

when a man loves a woman very much... she lets him put his willy in her front bottom...etc.

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

and...SVENNO was born, and a baby elephant

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)

woo

TJ : Azra3l, did you get my payment for the two fucking© nebulae and the fucking© half ice half rock comet?

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

may I just say

watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon fuckfuck watermelon

just because the word watermelon has such a nice phonetic to it.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)

cripes

it's like the badger song only, you know, with watermelons. and fuckfucks.

how rare.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

threadwaste-ish

about to update the kit to add munter.

is there anything else that people think needs to go in?
EDIT:
pictures, links and stuff appreciated. i can't just pull this stuff out of thin air.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

that granny lady who's name i forget

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

well...

that's a help.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

i thought so

;-)

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

oh and the pirate

meme

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

see edit

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

i've never used any ofem

so i wouldn't know

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

pirate meme should be the first page of google for pirate

/checks

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)

yes

yes it is
www.cmu.edu/cmnews/020411/020411_images/pirate.jpg

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)

PEPPER POT

BETTY

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

GLADYYYYYYS!

With those gorgeous teeth.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

bingo bingowings

thats the one

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

I know and love them all.

G'night people. I have to go to bed so I can wake up in five hours and get a phone call to see if I've got a shiny new job.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

Um, I dunno

But I'm still shocked by those flatemate stories.

(Olly Aphonix, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

yeah

that baby pic you just posted....

edit: nn all

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

for referance

www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-05-28&res=l

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

Mmmmmmm

I lurb Penny-Arcade

(Olly Aphonix, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

the tin of spunt?

(

Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

YES!

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

see edit

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

i don't have one

you'll have to ask rapitinui.
wait, let me check...

edit - i don't have a good one. it's small and i had to blur and speckle it a bit to match the picture i put it in

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

enough about your penis...

got a sauce pic?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

yes, right here

www.fuckyoudrkittenyberk.com/j/k

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

hehe

watermelon me?

that costs y'know.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

its ok,

i get my watermelons cheap from www.watermelonsdirect.com

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)

got the bugger!

here

(

Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

oooooooooooo

i was in ignorance about the existence of this 'kit' business.
now i shall gleefully snatch that image of the fluffy penguin i've been unable to find for millenia.
i'll never do anything with it, but now i have it. and having is happiness.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

i'm pissed

king spong

sorry

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)

I'm also pissed

and a big fan of punnage.

That made me laugh... w/y/h

(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)

finally got it looking how i wanted it!!!

huzzah to sober potatomashing!

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

hieronomous?

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

seven of nine...

...lives?

(KnitWit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

arf!

(

sof sof, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

not yet she dont

give it 400 years

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

resistance... is.... futile...

you will be... felinated....

oh, and woo

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

Wasn't he sworn in as Govenor of California today?

W/Y/H btw...

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

My gawd!

Not related to his piccy, but, I've just read some of the flat mate stories - shocking!

(Olly Aphonix, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

hey! Home come the scariest lady in the world

isnt in here yet?

www.b3tathemovie.com/kit.html

anyone got a link to her?

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

scariest lady?

munter?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

that'll

be the one - she deserves a place surely!

linkage?

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=AQSYKQ

and yep. she does.

i'll do it in the next few days*

*by christmas

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

ta!

aint you doin the b3tathe movie thing?

ah -edit for edit -/

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

nah

i sorted the hosting, but the project was scrapped, i'm just keeping the hosting untill i get some stuff sorted out

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

its fucking evil to do that to someone who is about to go to bed...

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

*screams like a drowning rabbit*

her eyes! her eyes!
her manboobs!
her face!
her...
*recommences screaming*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

www.lisariley.co.uk

you hideous filth

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

I'm right here you know...

(KnitWit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

silly

chicken.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

moonlord:www.misterhorlix.com

(MisterHorlix, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

please don't

there isn't enough "i don't care" for everyone to have some

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

hahah!

great response.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

i dunno wether to call you a cranberry a thread waster or a spammer

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

how about just plain old

cranberry ?

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

That's a bit harsh.

It's only a picture of a flying horse with no legs ridden by a potato of some sort.

I thought you'd all be lovely to each other by the time I came back ~~to rule you all muhahahaha~~ here.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

twunt

www.mutantwalrus.co.uk
www.stapleballs.co.uk

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

scary thing is

only the top one was blue on mine....

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

same

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

same

i couldn't bring myself to go past the first page of staple balls though, goatse, no problem. pierced scrotum? nooOOO!

(

Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

same, actually, goatse? pah!

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

i think you meant to add the http://

www.misterhorlix.com

and to those who flamed, it's just a harmless link to a 350k gif
edit: on a webpage, with no links. what a waste of space if you don't mind me saying

(

SarahRatt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

The board seems a bit dead...

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

and?

I'M BRIAN BLESSED!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

AND SO'S MY WIFE

evening everyone

(KnitWit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

evening

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

im brain of nazareth

and so is my wife

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

hrrmmmm

*shrugs and saunters off to talk to hermes about cool technology stuff.*

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

why should we arrgue

about something we know isnt tru?

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

it is true...

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

look

give him the fucking moon

i got some great nebula's here and they are much beter for smutty inuendo :D

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

ohohohoh

can i have 2 nebulas and a comet.....PLEASE????

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

nebulae?

perchance

that ges for you too azra3l

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

done

:D

now you want icy comets or rocky ones? :)

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

half and half please

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

tffst cost ya

/plumber

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

£3.50 each at tesco, buy one get one free at safeway

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

the arguement finished

didn't it?

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

yep

chaos times the moonlord, i own everythihng else, and you didn't want anything....

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

you dropped this

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

did i?

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

i told you

i have a perfectly good ethereal existence

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

i'm just wondering

when you got the copyright on fucking

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

tuesday

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

Just after I sold him the patent

ayythanggyew!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

*applauds*

(KnitWit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

*reads your profile*

hey, another amerib3tan! huzzah! i feel not-so-alone.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

there are quite a lot of us

we're just scattered :)
Where be you?

(KnitWit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

boston in heart, soul, and accent,

but currently doing time at u. michigan. alas, alas, alas.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

ah, I'm adding you to my profile list then

I love Boston, I'm hoping to end up there for grad school

(KnitWit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

oy, me too. i can't wait to get back east.

'course i've no idea which of my dual degrees i'd be going to grad school for, but i figure boston's got enough schools that i'll be set out there no matter which one i go with.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

what are your degrees in?

I'm still feeling out schools, all opinions are welcome :)

(KnitWit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

cripes, well, they're not done yet

but i'm double majoring in art and biology (concentration zoology). lord knows why, as they're both useless degrees.
i mean, tufts is pretty good for bio... bu is supposed to be good for both bio and art... there's always massart... what are you heading for?

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

medieval literature

I'm looking at BU and BC, and Harvard as an I'll-frame-the-rejection-letter possibility

(KnitWit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

bc, if i recall correctly,

is supposed to be quite good for that sort of thing. pretty campus too.
agreed about harvard. i'm tempted to eventually apply there just for a laugh. 'hey hey hey harvard! i like art! i like animals! sometimes i take comic book classes! i don't have hoardes of money! you know you want meeeeeeeeee"
i think it would make for a compelling admissions essay.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)

it would appear

plasticene is the ultimate cat toy.

my cat has been playing with a bit for about 20 minutes now, and he's usually far too old for that kind of thing.

he sticks in his claws and pulls them out. loves it.

although it's all stuck on his claws now ;)

(

dipdapdop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

so you want the moon eh?

www.student.hig.se/~gavlecon/Smec2001%20mooning.jpg

*not sourcing it as that would be just plain rude*

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

thats no moon!

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:34, archived)

no new posts in ages

i'm off

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

night

and woo!

cracking steed too :-)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

Go queenie!

I'm also off. My bed is shouting at me and it won't stop unless I give in to its demands...
...whatever they may be.
Night everyone.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

no hummus again

so i animated my hummus monster

(yakmonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

'kin ell

that's wunnerful

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

I go...

...I come back.
woo!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

and me?

i just come....

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

yes©

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

what,

all the time?
How do you get anything done?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

i dont

but i love my life

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

haha

then all is right in the world!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

Eeep!

Kill it!

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

it wants to kiss your rude bits

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

Hmmm... It's been a while since that's happened.

It's very tempting...

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

woo as all fuckery

tj - anyone got a link to the scary lady of memeworthiness?

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

my need to have that as a pet

is almost overwhelming. you must let me know their habitat.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

Wunderbar!

(

sof sof, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

Must have been done before...

Big Breakfast (220k)

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

HttP

source?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

haha!

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

why is there custard on the toast?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

I'm more worried about the perfectly aligned turds

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

It might be really thick and creamy (?)

marmalade.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

haha,

i'm off for an early night

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

Night SE

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

night

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

Night night...

...

I wonder if he dreams in paintmashes?
*ponders

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

wee of mind.

good night

(

SarahRatt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

g'night

and i too am disappearing (again)

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

Me three.

Time to select a movie to pass out infront of.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

Terminator 2.

Obviously.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

Berk

didn't you eat that for supper once?
*edit: whoa, I didn't see it animate! CooL!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

possibly

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

bloooooooooooooooooooooooooody hell thats good

woo

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

blimey.

That's a positive response.
:)

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

i expected it to be

"IMG source" or sommething

and on that note i'm off to bed

(

SarahRatt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

Fantastic

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

I had an interview today.

It went very well.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

Ace on a stick!

Woo!!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

eep!

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

i had one on saturday

it didn't

and it made me miss the bash

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

it was rubbish anyway

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

it looks good on the photos

but we know different

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

i wasn't even there...

i sent some ugly fuck to pose as me

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

best unconcious shag i've had

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

woo

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

Evenin' all...

... I give you a high cod on a tripod listening to an iPod.

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

accepted

would you like a receipt?

fuckig woo sir

Edit: you could have given it one of the new model ipods tho

like mine :D

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

my christmaspresent

(hopefully)

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

dont bother

serioulsy, the audio quality is a pile of shit, get a Jukebox Zen for half the price and twice the quality

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

dunno what type of ipod your listning too

but the quality on mine is stunning.....

if your sucks may i humbly suggest you resample at a higer bitrate?

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

not to mention that the zen looks poo

and doesnt have the loverly touch sensitive controls....

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

i have Sennheiser HD497 headphones

real headphones, not the £5 any sounds good on them because they have shite frequencies in-ear/round-neck bollocks ones

so i need a good audio port on my MP3 player, the iPod unfortuntly pales in comparison to teh Creative Jukebox Zen

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

i have mine running thru a set of bose speakers........

dont try that one sunny jim :D

edit: nice cans btw.... looking at the specs they are not too disimilar to the ones apple give out

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

and you still use an iPod?

even tho the audio port is comparable to the ones used on cd-players in 92?

get a real MP3 player from a real audio company

....Like Creative! not Apple who flood the market with anything and eveything they can to make some money (like microsoft, but lets not get into that discussion)

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

yes i still use an ipod.....

what version have you tried? i know the old ones were a bit ropey but mine was only released on the 8th of september and it sounds cool as watermelons

not to mention being smaller and lighter :D

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

when i was in dixons i compared the new iPod with my Zen, and the Zen sounded better

no lie

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

maybe its because i run mine thru the docking cradle?

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

not really a portable mp3 player then is it?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

home steroe at home

portable when i go places

and like i said the apple cans they give you are quitenice as well, drivers made from the same stuff as your stenns

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

i got a 40 gb one

and it fucking rocks

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

Howdy ho JKF!

woosie piccy!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

Hi De Hi Houdini Teresa!

Why thank you!

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

You am mighty welcome

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

woo

now i wish i hadn't delte my pale snail on a whale in a pail

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

iPods are shit

100% FACT!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

Got to play with

one of these over the weekend. Fackin' amazing, but I wouldn't like to drop one...

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

why?

would it hurt you?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

Only financially...

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

you couldnt be more wrong

if you thought about it (which you clearly havent.....)

maybe you haveone of the older ones? my 3rd generation one is a stunning peice of gadgetry

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

woo,

a picture!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

Very

wooful!

(byebye, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

can i repost this?

just to try and get rid of that password thing

(

SarahRatt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

only if you wimple my nicknacks

first

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

you can

but it won't help.

permissions on a server set wrong for the image in alfie's post *FACT*

pearoast

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

but we can always knock it off the page...

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

true

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

that was the basic idea

(

SarahRatt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

Can't someone delete

their post to get rid of it?

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

Oh wait......

yes.....it's gone......

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

I believe...

... the idea is to knock it off the bottom of the page.....

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

i 4rthured

alfie.

seemed a sensible option from here

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

Either way......

... seems to be sorted now.....

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

I am going to watermelon off now....

.. and leave the board to wallow in its own filth...

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

haha!

that's a great picture.

(

dipdapdop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

it's not there anymore

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

what

gibber gibber gibber gibber gibber gibber

(kungfueylouis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

      A
      F
      F
      L
      E
      S

(

stevierar, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

(

dipdapdop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

heheheh

that is "teh funneh"

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

muahaha

spiffing.

(

dipdapdop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

nice

shoppage dude!

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

it's a dynamic image!

a very clever one at that :)

You can e-mail me btw if you want instead of 4rthuring about shortcircuits.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

just

4rthured, realised you were in fact there! An uncomplicated username somehow avoided my vision.

(

Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

ARF!!

I almost peed muh pants!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

watermelon this...

...I'm off to bed.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

watermelon it

watermelon it hard!

night sir

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

Noity Noit MB

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

goodnight.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

Night sir.

Sleep well.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

nightyho

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)

night bob...

and i'm off too so night all...

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

bubi

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

night

night

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

ah good

i decided to leave just in time.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

hello

everyone

(I Eat Spam, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

I was gonna make

a pic to say goodnight but I can't be arsed cos I'm shattered, so night all!

(

Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

night

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

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