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# I told him
no one wanted to see his new braces!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# braces ok
mole ... eugh
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# hahaha!
class.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Oooo.
Stephen King's let himself go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# best wipe it up then
else it'll stain something awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Euuuuwwwww dear.


What truck?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Hey!
It rather DOES look like Stephen King, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Give him 50p

(Nelly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# why, has his
electricity gone off?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# No give him 50p so
he can go and buy a rat to chew that mole off.
(Nelly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# hahaha great
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# im gonna go get in the bath


add stuff and replyto this thread if you get bored without me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
#
cunt face cockmangler twunt

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Hooray!
Its my earlier post. With cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# I dunno if anyone has seen this...
...but I think it's the best website I've seen in ages.

www.boohbah.com/

From some kids TV show or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# mystery solved
now i know where my acid went
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# I have a feeling
it was on a news letter
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Damn this...
...buggered search nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# correct
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# hmmmm, yes....
my monitors never been the same, Rob....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Soooooo
last week.

Heh heh... old and slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# I may be old and slow...
...but at least I have my...

Oh... bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Titters.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# bookmarked for the nexttime
i get some acid :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# boobah
is the biggest mind piss ever. Its like being on drugs. While having your face smashed repeatedly with giant foam hands.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# i want some foam
hands now...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# and wiffle bats
they're just as good
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# And now you're here
we'd like to offah you some bee-ar. sit back, and let your trepidations clee-ar.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
KILL HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# do it, do it, do it, do it, do it
iiiii don't think i caaan, he's not every maaan.

(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Are you making fun...
...of your friend's lyrics?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# no
just reminiscing.


it's raining.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I've seen the program it comes from
it's faaar more fucked up than the website is, an old lady runnign around putting giant flowers in a giant vase whilst stumbling around like she's drunk and the flowers making farting-esque noises, and that's just the bit i can remember.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# no giant bees to pollenate
the giant flowers?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Not that I can remember
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# it's a good show
I watched it the other weekend. Worked well hungover.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# It was brought to my attention by a friend...
...as the big black guy in it was in the show Rev Dan and I played in at the Edinburgh Festival this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# sorry about earlier old chap
6 was a bit much maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I have pushed that memory...
...to the furthest recesses of my brain, never to be remembered again.

Hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# They look like
uncircumcized penises when they hide in their necks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Ahhh...look at the 'ickle monkey...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Woo!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# I just saw weeble and bob in cow form on ITV
in an ad for Anchor butter. Is this like ... common knowledge? Is there anyone left on b3ta who hasn't been annexed by media whorage?

Woo and yay, though... not sure I like the song at the end but I like robocow's voice typeface

(I helped save b3ta! howiem, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# If only there was a search function,
you wouldn't need to ask such fuckwitted questions. Ah, we can dream, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# i most definitely am not a media whore...
but i have just bought a scooter! yay for scooters!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# yay
for unfluffiness... theres far too little these days
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# We can dream -
yup - in all the time we save by being lazy and not using the search function

[d'oh] :/
(I helped save b3ta! howiem, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# mmm....
media whore. my favourite kind
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# that reminds me
off to check prozzie blog
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# good entry as well
.. umm you know what I mean.. that is one great site.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# yeah i just saw for the first time too
decided it was probably glasscock so i pretended i knew all about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# I found out about it
from www.sumo-mojo.com :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# I'm possibly in the process
of being annexed by media whorage, kinda.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I watermelon psychics.
I'm a medium whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# i've made some pictures
for a poster campaign for my friend in loughborough,
i'm a poster whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# nobody has paid me huge amounts of money
to whore myself out to the media, but i am ready and very willing
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I haven't
and am not about to be... though no by choice I might add.. just a glaring lack of talent
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I saw Jonti coming out his bedroom going
"fucking advert. 100th bloody change. Haven't slept in two weeks."

Does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# The Quo....
again
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# State visits are always a crowd pleaser


Apologies for the size, if anyone fancies being my optimising bitch, and doing a better job - there's a better quality one here
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Rather than optimising it mate
try reducing the dimensions/size of it, that'd help a lot.
But it is rather woo anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# I'm Guybrush Threepwood,
and I'm a mighty pirate.
(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I´ve heard you were a contemptible sneak
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# I heard he was a complete cranberry.
No, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Is some cranberry fucking me about here?
Fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# well,
here's a turn up.

You're both right.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# evenin sah.
Welcome to the cunt filter :) Words currently being changed are cunt, fuck, wanker, twat and silly chicken.

Apart from that all is normal!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# It's only a matter of time before
cranberry is considered a term of utmost filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# I'm using it
already!

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I need WMD for my bunghole!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# its not that big
and it fucking rocks like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I concur
(victorian week is getting to me)
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# you havn't started wearing a bustle have you?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# He doesn't need a bustle.
You could stand a pint of beer on his existing cheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# a handy trick
it you have a very small friend who can't reach the high tables in bars
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Like the midget out of
The Wasp Factory.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# "started"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# daddy or chips?
daddy or chips?
daddy or chips?

Illegal global war... ace
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# War,
it's great.

Sometimes.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# i'd still go for chips though
given the choice
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# absolutely BANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# I thought that was a hotel room...
Woo to that though!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# woo to that
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Woo

Woo! I'm hamburglers Coolest Most Greatest Friend. Finally a celebrity likes me and i didn't have to stalk them.

Will this help my case if i put it with my CV
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Did you
shop that beyond putting your name in?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# nope
couldn't be watermelloned
and besides was buzzing still just for the whole achievment of winning his friendship
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# haha
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
#
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
er.. www.ronald.com i do your bidding now
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# my god thats horrible,,,,
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# kiddy goatse
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# hmmm
looks like the fbi will be visiting this site then
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# they'll be more worried about the bush bollocks on other sites
This is a magic time where we can RUN FREE and call call the FBI lezzer cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# its a sad state of affairs when we can flip the bird to the fbi
but we run scared of sony music :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# well you're welcome to host the anim on your site
and I'll direct the lawyers at you. Sound fair?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# deal :)
ill host it for a week
then someone else can

if nothing else we will cost sony a fortune in solicitors bills :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# What's this about Sony Music?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# They smell of
fannyfinger.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# THE FBI ARE LEZZER
CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Yes.
Yes they are. Lezzer. Yes and cranberry. Yes. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# he said it first sir
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# But you
my lemony friend, supported his proposal.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
lesbian cranberries...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# WE'RE ALL COMMUNISTS.
that should get them onto you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Commies?
I thought we were all gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# curses
i've been after mojo jojo for ages, all i've got is eddie twice and some purple bear thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# i now have mojojojo buttercup and eddie
but would quite like grim
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# "You found the Internet's land for fun"
The admins are pissed again...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Beware his house
www.albatross.freeserve.co.uk/usa-01-16thOct/pages/192_9201-b.htm
www.albatross.freeserve.co.uk/usa-01-16thOct/pages/192_9202-b.htm

danger lurks inside
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# cripes
now that is scary
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# that's more than just a little bit evil...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# I think it's Spiderman
creeping up to a bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# seconded
i'm rather troubled by all this.

time for some scotch to sooth my nerves
(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# 2nd pic is sinister
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# it was much darker too, couldn't really make out what it was inside at the time, just some motionless figure
I took the pics then ran away
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# cant sleep, clown will eat me
/bart
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# but not as scary as
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Meep!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Jesus!
Some mod should delete that! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# probably not.
unless you plan to work in a sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Tadgerbadger
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# It's HAMBURGLAR!
I know, I'm a cranberry.
(Fragger, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# I fucking hate McD's
because i worked there for just over a year. The moment I realised that I'd been there over a year I became rather depressed so I just stopped going
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# ive done some shit jobs in my life
but im proud to say i never once flipped a burger for money
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Neither did I
An entire year and I managed to avoid working in the kitchen all that time.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# omg
mopboy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Hell no
They stuck me on the drive "thru" window on my first day, gave me 30 minutes of watchign someone using the till and then let me get on with it. Any time they asked for help in the kitchen I'd just say i wasn't trained to do it, then wander off to the stock room.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# mine was just after i nearly got sacked for teling a customer to go watermelon himself


he was a zeppelin though so thats ok
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# That's pretty depressing
And I thought realising I'd had my paper round for 2 years now was bad...
Off to bed listening to Bowie's new album, ah...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# no idea, i'm just the vehicle, the muse if you will

(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Cows
Eh... I mean, if that was near a school it could cause an accident...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Hypnolemur
You will obey . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# that lemur has
got his hazard lights on.


woo
(yakmonkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# I see your hypnolemur and raise you...


...a rotating hypnotic eye woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# blocked pores
tsk
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# around and around and around....


woo!
(yakmonkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
a hypnotic rotating eye lady, Shirley?

EDIT: Unless, of course, the eyes are actually still and the camera's rotating with the lady...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Don't let the eyes fool you...
...she's no lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# i see your hypnotic eye woman
and raise you a tripped out mash-dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# ante slightly upped
with a crazy-eyed cat
(yakmonkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# rocky!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# woo!
i had some contact lenses like that once. so freaked out people i met, but they couldn't quite work out why...

marvellous fun!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# what is your bidding?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Hypnolemur says . .
A bag of chips would be nice (no vinegar please, it plays havok with my ulcer)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# leeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmuuuuurrrrrrrr !
woo
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# i'll hypnotise you good!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# wooo
evening all
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Yaay for hypnotic animals!
/repost
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# eep
I'm really drunk, and that aint helping
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Enjoying themselves at
the gym...
(Soapy_Wit_Tank, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Rossi has the horn.
I think.

Sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# i didn't actually realise memes could bandwagon
its strange
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# how do you think they become memes ?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# most of the time its a bandwagon
that turns the content into a meme.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# i know that...
this is like regression
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# The question is
can memes die?

or do they just hang around in the background for ever?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# havent seen
the beaver/viva for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# that's cos it was
part of the alliteration bandwagon, but it still comes up from time to time....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# I wonder what
the Quo would think of it. Its probably the most famous they've been for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# rock
on
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I like that
Though I'm worried about the positions of their left hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Ooops !
Oh Ohh.


(skismo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# he'll be participating
in that ground breaking face-transplanting then.

i vote jeanette krankie.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# maybe not
www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12930310,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# er..
i don't know what i'm looking for in that link.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# woo yay
could we not have a full head choppy off anim?

(i know technically the sword is at the wrong angle, but it could be a ninja-esque swipe)
(darkness (not like the band), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# nice one
send it to www.interwebnet.org
(poons, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Oh no, where did my face go?
/stupid band joke
Love it :D If only...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# the mice didn't stand a chance

clickety biggedy boo
(yakmonkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# sinister
yet practical, like all good things. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Ohh!
lovely lighting! I think disco mice are in order.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# how about clubbing seals?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# all i got is this guy in an eeyore suit


edit: and woo to clubbing seals! hadn't seen that before.
(yakmonkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# I can sincerely say - I'd love to have seen that
but I'm glad I wasn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# excellent!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Oh yeah
Cats are great. They are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Super !
yay
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# fantastic!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# wow
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# grrrrr
evening all

ive got my idea for my 3rd shop (or "firework" more accurately) all figured out but i cant find an appropriate background!

anyone got a good pic of an art gallery interior? (and yes i have tried google, results weren't good)
(darkness (not like the band), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# watermelon off
twuntmunger


sorry

habit.....

try searching for things other than gallery

is useful sometimes, try "pictures" or "tate" or something
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# You happy little chimpanzee
Hah hah....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# i use
creative.gettyimages.com/source/home/homeCreative.asp

sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# yup
i occassionally use getty images (very helpful for an old uni project it was too) but it didnt really give me the sort of stuff i wanted... *sigh* maybe im a perfectionist!
(darkness (not like the band), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
#
www.hultonarchive.com - part of getty but has some great stuff. I'm currently browsing over 520 pix on a random subject chosen by mousing with me eyes closed :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Try...
here or here

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# everyone will still notice this message
if you reply to someone elses. preferably using the word(s) "threadjack:"

one of the wastrels below would have been perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Does it really matter?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# yes.
i fucking hate it if i'm having a conversation (read heated argument) with someone and it falls off the bottom because people are shit at using google.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# ...
and thus the balance of the interweb is maintained
(darkness (not like the band), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# yeah
but it makes it a lot harder.

and it doesn't help that you get shoved back to the latest page after posting.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# use moz firebird
or opera and open a new tab for the older images page. Sorted, though I agree about the being shoved back to the latest page bit.....sort of a pisser, that.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# arf!
and woo
(darkness (not like the band), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# problem is
it's illegal to phtograph in most galleries so you limited toofficial photos..
have you tried
www.pbase.com/

or google with an architects sites angles
try moneo mcaslan herzog foster ghery murphy have all designed galleries recently
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# hippos = hours of fun


(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# i like that.
how much for one?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# 12 pence and a raspberry chewit
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# is the lady included?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# no, but the lamp is ...
Bargain !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# she looks very proud of herself
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# if you were female
and your tits looked like that lying down you would too
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# who wouldn't ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# absolutely fantastic
wonderful facial expressions and the butterflies make it for me.

w/y/h.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Hehehehehehe!

(Nelly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Look at her go.
...ooo, and a little bit of ankle there as well.

Blushes..... faints.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Oooh
Schplendid!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# fabulous.
i wish i had a tiny hippo to flip on my feet.
(yakmonkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Yay!
I want a tiny baby hippo!

NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# loontastic!
love her expressions!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# lol
woo!
(byebye, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# loopy loo
fab
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# haha...
you loon! marvelous... i believe i'll be asking santa for a small hippo this xmas... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# flippo
lovely facial expressions
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:05, archived)
# I like her face
and the hippo of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# had to share this one with you all
had me laughing for a bit
How do you like these apples
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# This
is so fucking woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Meow

(Nelly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# meow then...
me thinks.

Are you new? Or are you just being random?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# cool face tattoo
/tyson

w/y/badger pic!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# The Eye Of The Tiddles
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# ive
finally got round to getting photoshop 7, I was using paint shop pro before, any one got a link to a good tutorial please?
(south, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
#
www.google.com
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# see those buttons on the left?
they do stuff. click them.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# I just got the same today
got some good ones on Google and had my first anim on here this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# my tip is to fiddle about for a while
and pick it up as you go
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# The BP Spirit:
learing by doing
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# 1. think of an idea
2. think "is my idea good?"
3. sleep on it
4. wake up
5. is your idea still any good?
6. open photoshop...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# or
run 1
goto 6

sorted
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# oh yeah
gotta love that basic

edit: sorry i believe that should be BASIC
(darkness (not like the band), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# just play
the magnetic lasso is good. the clone (rubber stamp) tool rules...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Open photoshop...
...then help/photoshop help (or press F1).

That should get you started.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# thanks
:|
(south, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I got a sick note From my doctor
(Mushy pea, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# the punnage! the punnage!
aargh
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# haha
great.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# thread jack
manic's www.interwebnet.org is doing good
but i thought a few umages for you to work with may help him out
subject: The Queen Loves Bush
here
(poons, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# hurray
that made me laugh muchly
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# an out of order vending machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Took me long enough
But well worth the wait, arf
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# I found this note to Santa
I had made as a child:
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# wow!
that's great ;) hehe
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)

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