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[challenge entry] Here goes nothing...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Ahahaha
made me laugh out loud, woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# FIN!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# PUB!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# BINGO!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Huzzah
and now I brave the heavy rain to go buy alcohol!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# my hero!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# why
did you change your name?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# I find myself
singing along...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# PUB!
PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK!

maybe even pub rock. i only realised half an hour ago that i'm going to be the only fecker drinking
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Stay sober!
All the kids are doing it - you'll look really cool.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# ;)
teehee

i think stouff might be popping in, i'm sure he could be persuaded to sink a few ales. if not though, at least the rounds'll be cheap, yay :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# that all sounds good to me!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# blimey
clearly all that separates me from fame & fortune is a garage. i must acquire one forthwith.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# House is Where You Live
Garage is where you Park Your Car
And it's All built on FUCKING HARDCORE
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# you haven't got a clue what you're talking about
have you?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# i know
i don't
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# don'tcherknow
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# oh...
is it still fashionable to be stoned?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Woo and

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Heh.
My old driving instructor was a chain smoker... very nervous.

...and before you say anything, it wasn't 'cos of me...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# if you go down to the woods today...

don't step on one of these!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Very Pythonesque
woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Eek!
It's the beast of Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarggggggggggghhhhhh in larval form!

Very woo, I might add.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Coincidentally...
...I've just been watching the Holy Grail once more! "No, no shrubberies!"

Woo to the pic, very Gilliam :D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Woo
YAY
NI!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# *ahem*
It's "Ni!" actually. :-)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I have a cold.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# That is woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# ooh
that's a beauty
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# I'll stay out of the woods I think
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# ha haa haa!
i love it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Now that
is quality!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Coool
How u do that 'blend' effect between two objects?
o__O
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Ahhhhh
Bless.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Smashin'
But remember folks, don't eat greenfinches. They're not ripe yet.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# sorry mr camera man!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# try this way
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# flash git
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# :-p
how's the family?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# fine
Matthew has just gone to sleep and I'm cookin'
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# excellent
is he proceeding as expected?

I would ask about walking / talking etc, but have no idea at what age such things are supposed to occure...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# he's trying to turn over and should crawl in about 2 months
they all vary and do it when they want

should walk around 12 months
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Cool
really should now these things by now
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# That's not Flash
;)this is Flash
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# no this is
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Arf
Saviour of the Universe
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# That's nice!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# woo
his paper's got the front and back pages the wrong way round
/pedant
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# I was hoping nobody would notice that
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# no,
it's just printed in japan
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# ?
how u do dat?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# <img src="your url">
like that
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
#
don't forget the http:// either
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# read the faq
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# How do "you" do "that"?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# thank goodness
for proper English
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# I knows bruv,
wikkid innit?

:-)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# yarrrrrrrrr
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# I feel old, I keep hearing about this new fangled language
"l33t" correct me if I'm wrong, as I probably am.

Does it stand for ill33terate?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# No, I think it's "leet"
which I believe to be "good" or "excellent". I think.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Ha so if you can't read it then you're a thicko
paint me a thicko then.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Try this.
Here is a lovely link to a lovely guide about posting pictures from MSN Groups. It tells you everything you need to know.

Spoons lovely MSN Groups guide
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
#
Read me
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# OK, we can see it...
oh, I get it now! Ha ha ha!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Quick and Dirty
England win the 2003 Rigsby World Cup.... badoom tish.

This would have been better if I could find any Rising Damp pictures on the web, but there's booger all - Anyway, forgive me...
Evening..
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# brilliant!
best sitcom EVER!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Oh aye.
It was indeed a fine specimen.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# he
was a very creepy man
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# QUIZ
name me a Kubrick movie he was in (Rossiter that is)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# 2001
A space odyssey
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# correct
did you look that up or know it?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Knew that.
I'm old very knowledgeable
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# I was the monkey at the beginning
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# *ahem*
Me monkey, you bear.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# cue tarzan voice
ahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Naaaah.
Not really.... plus a fine fashion sense to boot. That knitted waistcoat was just very cool.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# we tried to sell it to america on video
and they didn't understand it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# 'Twas great!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# pfffffffffft
he he he
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# i don't know why i made this
and now i wish i hadn't. it's terrifying me
so i'm going to inflict it on you
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Blimey.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# pub?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# I just found out about it.....
... have other arrangements :-(
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# :(
these things can't be helped. i've not really been around much to tell people about it either
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# gah!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# *moves further
away from scotland*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# be careful
I once moved so far away from Scotland I came over the other side and ended up in Shetland
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# you came in a shetland?
explains the user name anyway....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# pfft. it's just a legend.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Everybody knows a lake that size
couldn't support a clown.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Well then.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# that is
a bit scary actually.....

but i'm lovin' it!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# I understand this to be the correct method
to announce the arrival of a graphics tablet?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# haha
super!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# yuck!
(but congratulations on getting the graphics tablet)

edit: that said, i made one when i first got a graphics tablet. i believe i destroyed it soon after, as it was too shocking.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# that's what all the girls say
:(
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# perhaps that's how they become girls
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Sorry
That's too well drawn, please try again
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Usually with less success
Excellent!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# "congratulations, it's a graphics tablet"
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Heh
It needs the sound effect "Wangggg!" every time it jumps :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# hmmm
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# had to go one better
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# hooraaay!
cheeky scamp! you forgot the pubic strands and the spurt though... IT'S TRADITIONAL
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# how rude of me!

better?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# hoooooooooooooooooooooooo
ray!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# thats
a photo not a drawing. Cheater
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# caught
(I used tracing paper)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# i'm hoping
santa gets me one for christmas

the penis and the tab that is
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# man
you were far too good already. i don't like you having a tablet.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# It is indeed
Being able to draw as well is obviously an advantage.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Yep!
Woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# correct
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# it's all in the mind
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# woo
mmm it's all rump on that one.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# sausages
can anyone tell me where to view that sausages animation from ages ago?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# it's all n your mind
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Is that a
suspended animation?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# that is exactly the image that inspired me
i was looking at your profile
i'm off to make the shadow move
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Mmm, floaty!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Yes....?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# pub
tonight?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Ummmmm... have I missed something....?
EDIT : Just checked 4rthur.... Can't make it. My apologies to all.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Yay for floating animals!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# And
little girls
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Pictures of matchstick men and you...
What's so bloody funny about Manchester smog anyway? Bastards.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# hahhahah
that's very subtle!! i like lots!!

woo yay and houpla!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# took me a while but... woo for quo and lowry!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# yay!
tarquin's back!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Their best record
then downhill all the way

woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Oh yes
subtly woo as heck!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Tee hee
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
#

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# thats no pipe!
woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# C'est ne pas un Pipe
C'est un Elephant! Il est tres fucking obvious.

lol anyway!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# useful things those pachyderms!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# ah,
nice!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# elephants all around :o)
it's elephant hour
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# Lightsaber Kid?
Hey there - anyone know of an archive of all the lightsaber kid videos?

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)
# no ut i know a man that does
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# yup.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# where can i register a .__ domain?!!?!
need to know faaaaaaaaaaast!

:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# um
www.__?

see if it exists
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# just tick the ___ boxes on
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# thanks
b3ta is always a real pal when it comes to issues like this
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# It was FELTCHER,
FELTCHER night!

daldlalalalal

feltcher, feltcher, FELTCHERRRRRR!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# pardon
me
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# i thought it was spelt
felcher
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Fear Me
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)
# yap yap
that's the sound of the police
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] If cows were slaughtermen


(shame about the quality, best I could find, if anyone knows were to get a better quality Long Good Friday image I'll redo it)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# I've got some stills from my home videos that are kind of similar
which do you want, cows in aprons or dead people on hooks?

pic still gets a woo from me.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)
# dead people on hooks
in home videos, that's SCARY.

It was the people on hooks I could only find in dismal quality.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)
# so you normally film people dead on hooks?
*backs away*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)
# *coughs*
er... ha ha ha

only joking

*whistles*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)
# yaaay! that's the way to do it!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)
# I recognise that slaughterman
.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Isnt that still
from "The Long Good Friday?" ??

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)
# yep
hence the request for a better source for the Long Good Friday image (!)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Of course you mean
Shame about the redex.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)
# should be fixed now
server BSOD
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)
# BRRRRR....it's cold.......

edit....thats a pathetic shiver if ever i shopped one
and on a related topic......
heres a NSFW pic of Bjork naked.....not at all pleasant.....
groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDSAuQVxRp0U02*2!aY*WQxK6qzWusD83zCEQ!EKUET459TzCDmWc8H3NT96tfD2EQJsZcNAozpeEAjAp3AAkKnHJAadEEAiPGLQnAkuV4/bjorknude.gif?dc=4675448263701851470

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# She appears
to have no genitalia in that picture...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)
# and thats a bad thing
..is it..???
if it makes you feel better i could shop some onto her
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)
# HER PENIS
IS MISSING
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Looking at her
eyebrows in your picture, I imagine that they had to use a smudge brush of about 50 pixels wide to airbrush out her clodge...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# *boik*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# *boik*
- don't heave you're making me feel sick.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)
# thats handy
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)
# someones gonna be sore in the morning
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# I want to know when Jackson is going to bring out his number twos album
apparently they found class A drugs in his kitchen, class B drugs in the bathroom and class 4C in his bedroom
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)
# you know thats been about so many
times recently... you realy should know better!

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# I'm older than that joke
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# well
why do it. eh EH!
:P
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# being an elderly statesman and a bear
of contankerous nature and prone to fits of senility I can do anything
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# it also
means you are not liked just like smelly old men who are cantankerous.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)
# wheels off in bathchair
in temper
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
#
groan.

I hope you are suitably ashamed of yourself.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# me?
I don't give a flying picket
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# what about
privet though?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# I'm hedging my bets
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# hmmm
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# i don't get it
what does it mean?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Quick And Dirty.
Ralph's time in Happy days ended on an upnote:


For King Ralph, suprisingly.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# the Malph
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)
# they were just too popular

They nearly couldnt get through the door.
fan mail for those who dont get it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# security!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

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