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babies - every minute they think

(J R Hartley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)

Poxy fetishists.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)

The animation

really helps to clarify the concept.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)

...

about large, salted pretzel hats?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:14, archived)

Shirley

that's a turd?

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useful_idiot, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:23, archived)

Looks more like

a turd than a pretzel to me.

A rather artistically deposited turd, not many of mine get that 'soft serve ice cream twist' happening, but still...

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Ratsta, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:32, archived)

pastry

poo's

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souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:15, archived)

my mate iain's a laugh to potatoshop.

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souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)

not sure about the top one

but the bottom one is a dead-lookalike of Ant of Ant and Dec.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:10, archived)

why is your friend

naked?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

(Al-a-tollah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:07, archived)

Woo!

You're making up for lost time today.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:07, archived)

that took me a while

well done

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)

hahah

unexpected!

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

I like that. Plus: It gives me the opportunity for a blatant repost:

When in doubt, there is always the proper
way to find out how the public really feels

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xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)

oh dear lord

thats the third time today i have had to put my punglasses on to save my delicate eyes!

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:13, archived)

SPECIAL

nice

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)

Now that is a storming great 6.4 on the Whiteley scale

(That's an 8.5 on the GAH scale)

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:11, archived)

nice use

of punnage...

woo

(Flyslip, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:16, archived)

hahaha!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:23, archived)

That gets 10/10 on my punometer

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:34, archived)

"...and you're sure you don't want a Scalextric?"

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:03, archived)

well, it's not saddam in there

so well done!

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)

erm

?

has there been a rash of Saddam things today or something?

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:14, archived)

Hahahahaha

Excellent

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)

My landlord(not pub landlord) is coming to check my rented house in the morning....what do i tell him about the blood stain on the hall floor??

edit: Thanks i will do all your ideas...apart from clean it up

(dontknow.net, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:07, archived)

the flat was built

on an ancient native american burial ground

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)

tell him it's yours

and that you have no memory of it

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)

Clean it up.

Soap and water gets blood out. Unless it's one of them haunted blood stains. If it is you might want a priest.

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Jimmeh, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)

stain the whole carpet the same colour quick...

he probably won't remember what colour it was.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)

let the door open a crack

and then be lying there with it coming out from under you, so it looks like you were killed

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)

that might get you off the rent too.

although life could get somewhat complicated.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:11, archived)

well you have to have a new identity waiting for you to make it work

i suggest going to the caribbean

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:12, archived)

Haha!

Do this one!

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:11, archived)

buy a 2.99 mat from Wilkinsons

and put it over it.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:25, archived)

no image but sounds aplenty...

this here is some seriously amusing stuff! and i do mean serious...you can even buy cd's!!

(gbert, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)

why is it hard to use a telephone in korea?

because with so many wings and wongs you always end up winging a wong number

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:04, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp*
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Laini, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)

good fat person joke some bastard told me

sir, you have more chins than a chinese phonebook

(alexnessie \o/., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)

cockage

of silicate?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)

eh?

(alexnessie \o/., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:07, archived)

yes indeed...

WHy did the *insert racial stereotype here* cross the road?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:16, archived)

your *insert stereotype* was so fat

they had to use a pool at seaworld to baptise them.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:07, archived)

massive glass winkie

(though it's still funny)

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alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

I completely lost it at "You better not CLY"

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)

This was my playschool teacher

she still scares me (lots).

(DrLego, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:00, archived)

i like the cut of his jib

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:01, archived)

hahaha!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)

Very woosome

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:04, archived)

we likes it

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)

Honbrv

moo nvn?

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:12, archived)

Anyone want a lovely MP3?

My flatmate and I have made an alternative Christmas single in a bid to keep ourselves sane amongst all the Christmas muzak. (I put the flash anim on the board earlier.) However it occurred to me that a single was pointless if you couldn't play it in a media player, so I've converted it to MP3 and OGG for your downloading pleasure.

They are both the same quality but the ogg is smaller and will play in Winamp.

MP3
OGG

Right click to download. (Don't know how Mac users would do it. Sorry.)

Lovely animated version

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Gordon., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)

Does it have Saddam in?

If not, forget it.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)

it might feature a beard.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:00, archived)

how do mac users

do anything? get a good computer

(Wire, brush and dental, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)

oh shut up

you antagonistic bastard.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:01, archived)

I heart

my Mac. Much more than my PC.

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Willis_McScruff, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)

ditto

my pc has just become a huge clumsy games console now

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)

Es est a joké FOO

I pity the foo who don't occainsly speak another languages and make random comments

(Wire, brush and dental, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:04, archived)

i think you really meant it.

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)

Well I think a lot

more than the average bear

(Wire, brush and dental, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)

Matter of fact

I just clicked it with the alt-key.
Maybe I should do that all the time until I get a good computer.

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xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)

What?

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:03, archived)

Now you've gone and done it.

This will be the longest thread in the history of long threads thanks to you.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:03, archived)

I'll put htis here as that doesn't deserve a reply.

Night all. Hopefully everything will be better in the morning. My tutor left an email about essay backups the irritating little git, and how he expects me to lead a seminar on thursday. I swear they think i'm the problem child who needs to be kept busy.
Anyhoo, g'night.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:04, archived)

G'night

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)

See

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)

night

happy backing up

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)

*ignores and right-clicks link anyway*

/mac user with a proper mouse

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:00, archived)

I would rather have your lovely brains.

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:01, archived)

Haha!

It's really good from what I've heard so far!

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:01, archived)

Excellent.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:04, archived)

thats brill

that is :)
you remind me of the proclaimers (im allowed to say that, im scottish)

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)

Woo and yay!

Another Scottish B3TAN. That's you and Mystery Bob I know of now. (Thanks for the compliment btw, I love the proclaimers.)

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Gordon., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:07, archived)

There are lots.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)

lots of

proclaimers?

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:10, archived)

the harmoines are spot on

i used to be in a choir
:D
'tis woo yay

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)

Gaz is in a barbershop quartet.

So he get's quite stroppy when I mess the harmonies up. It took quite a few takes to get it to even that standard. :)

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Gordon., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:11, archived)

can i join
:D

night all im away to eat some chocolate

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:12, archived)

I think it's got all four members I'm afraid.

I'll ask him tommorow though. Lazy git is sleeping at the moment. :)

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Gordon., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:14, archived)

its ok

i dont really want to.
id have to grow a beard.

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:14, archived)

lol

Fair enough

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Gordon., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:26, archived)

G'night

Think I'll be off shortly too

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:15, archived)

How jolly

I'll be singing that all, er, evening now.

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useful_idiot, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:19, archived)

(Ap0calypse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

That will give me nightmares

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)

mmm

bush meat

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)

Bush meat

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)

good lord.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)

This has probably been done...but....

*shrugs*, I'm feelin' christmassy...

(Nny, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)

*bangs head against wall*

(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)

care if i join you?

*also bangs head against wall*

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)

can i join too?

*bangs one and little moron's heads against wall*

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)

Hands out witch hazel

and cotton wool

:)

(allergic to curry, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)

Bangs witch hazel and cotton wool against wall

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)

*snatch*

*slap*

*dab*

There there :)

(allergic to curry, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)

178!!! Ha! haha!! haaahaaaa!!!

Boom!

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Don~Keyotey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)

(allergic to curry, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)

*snatch*es back

squish squish squish squish

Drops cotton wool.

Cries.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)

*snatch*

*squish*?

Eeewww

(allergic to curry, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:00, archived)

Oh, come on.

Like you didn't know it happened.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)

(allergic to curry, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:03, archived)

*bangs hazel*

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)

Who is she?

(allergic to curry, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)

Tree sex is unhealthy.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)

hes a cranberry as well

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)

cotton woo!

yay

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)

*bangs your head against wall*

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)

azra3l, you not leaseholder of the universe any more?

(alexnessie \o/., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)

of course i am

but i dont need to brag about it.....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)

i swore

when i opened the last page of the Times, it had a saddam in a santa hat.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)

are you saying that

you aren't sure, but you would swear it had one, or it definately had one and it made you swear?

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)

i'm saying that i was sat with my parents

and i opened the paper and i shouted "FUCK THE COCKING FUCKNUGGETS" involuntarily.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)

ooh

thats quite a reflex reaction there

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:01, archived)

hahahaha

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)

hahahahaha

thats so funny.

but not the way you think

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

ARGH!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

No... I think you may be a genius

I can't believe that anyone else would have thought of it.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

if it has been done, i haven't seen it

*warning, excessive levels of sarchasm in this post. be advised*

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

*hurts kitten*

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

thanks for the coffee

all over my desk.

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)

*mops up boiling coffee with poor helpless struggling kitten*

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)

chuckle

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)

oh.

dear.
god.

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fassit is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

Saddam should be tried

for causing threadwastes

(Harry, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

OWCH!

....plz .. no mooore

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Don~Keyotey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

*bursts into flames*

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)

hmm......

did you miss yesterday?

(Ap0calypse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Kill me now

(dontknow.net, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)

It has been done then?

(Nny, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)

yes

100's of times, nevermind eh?

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fassit is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)

178! Mwahahaha

(thunder crackles)

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Don~Keyotey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)

You weren't to know

but the place has been a bit flooded with them for a few days

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)

spazz for saddam santa

or saddam clause

go on i dare you

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)

Your search for "saddam" matched 323 messages in the last seven days:
Your search for "saddam santa" matched 481 messages in the last seven days
Your search for "suicide" matched 101 messages in the last seven days:

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)

hahaha

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:04, archived)

There's just no way to tell

is there?

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xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)

but i can't see his hat.

it's just not the same.

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE have a look at earlier posts before posting things that "may have been done before".
This is the third monitor i have put my fist through in two days.

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DirtyArse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)

could someone please collect all these images

seeing them all at once would cause me much painful joy.

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)

i am thinking of doing it

i'll see tomorrow when i have a day off from exams and my brain is already too dead to care.

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)

What a pleasant idea!

I second that!

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xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:00, archived)

hahahahh!

I love you!

PS you're also a psychiatric nurse so come help us - we've been affected by too many saddams of christmass destruction

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The Boy T, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)

Alas,

Still just a student psychiatric nurse (tho' some sedatives might be in order for a few....;) )

(Nny, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

Hm... not using the bearded Saddam.

That's a tiny bit of originality, at least.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)

Ah well,

Can't blame a guy for trying. Never mind.

(Nny, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)

Do, or do not

There is no try.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:10, archived)

Don't stop

thinking about tomorrow,
Don't stop,
It'll soon be here,
It'll be here,
Better than before,
Yesterdays's gone, Yesterday's gone.

/fade to black
/end of motivational message

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:10, archived)

hey!

that gives me an idea for a picture..

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e.parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)

Merry Friggin Christmas, baby!

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)

chillis for all!

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

they do look like chillis don't they...

ah well.

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)

well...

while everyone's busy shouting at the saddam picture, i'll take the time to say i like it

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)

thanks : )

once again i get out-shone by saddam.
story of my life.

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:00, archived)

aye, he was evil like that

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)

I say!

That's rather bizarre :)

I'd rather have one of them than a tree!

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The Boy T, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)

Probably been done many times =|, but its the first time I've done it and I'm still learning. =)

(nan-demo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)

Superb,

great start. You'll be giving Tedmus a run for his money in no time

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)

Long way to go before that happens.

Plus I can't find that many pictures of squirrels. =)

(nan-demo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)

he he he

squirrels

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oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)

It's really good

and don't worry, Squirrels are so last week. Marsupials are the new black

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)

Not too long....

When I looked at that as I was scrolling down I thought "Ah, another Tedmus one", so well done! That is a most woosome pic!

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Detrius521, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)

very nice

woo :)

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oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

It looks like it's standing on a gopher.

Make it stand on a gopher.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)

ooh yeah

i see is i see it!

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)

and i'd do it

only there seems to be a problem with my connection tonight so im struggling to even look at this board ;(

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)

good job!

keep going!

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)

Careful now

you'll be getting greetings cards offers soon!

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The Boy T, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)

Though technically correct, Spielberg wasn't pleased with the marketing dept.'s first attempt...

(b3rl1n, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)

Nice!

That always bothered me! Woo!

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xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)

???

please explain

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

i hate that kid.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

Took me a minute

but I like that. lots.

woo.

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wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:23, archived)

my first animation

please be kind, just messing for now

(J R Hartley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)

Did you feed him after

midnight?

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)

snigger

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)

i never understood that rule

when did "after midnight" end?

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

Erm..

Well you see, it's..err..

LOOK! A WALLABY!!!

*runs away*

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)

you what?

(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)

*tries hard to be kind*

but that is waaaaaay too big

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)

It's ... interesting?

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xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)

Blimey!

Thats h0000je!

compress that bastard!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)

UNREGISTERED

that's all i can think of

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)

Umm, you might wanna make that a link

it's 700Kb+!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)

christ

i won't see the last frame til next week then

/dial up warrior

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)

what is it?

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)

New person. Please read our FAQ.

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The Boy T, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So that's what turns into that!!! Shame. I'd always rather found silly chicken to be one of the more fluffy phrases around here :)

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The Boy T, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)

dont do it domo!

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:44, archived)

Paintmashtastic!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

nooooo

isketch?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:47, archived)

yay! it's you!

you made the pic of me on my profile!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)

quick

enter it in the comepetition

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

you rekon?

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:46, archived)

culdn't hurt

and it's funny

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:46, archived)

plus it's so good

nobody yelled at you for it being all big and shit!

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)

but its only 40k

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fassit is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)

still

that sometimes doesn't stop the "that's too big" warriors.

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)

actual size visually, yes its too big

size wise, no.

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fassit is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)

mmmm

tit

(dontknow.net, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:46, archived)

DO IT!

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

don't be so

nasty.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)

i can't help it

you know that

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)

I don't trust that pigeon

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:46, archived)

i do

i lent it £4

(dontknow.net, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:47, archived)

Sure, you'll get the money back

but what with? Bubonic plague, that's what

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)

i read that as

"i'd do it for £4"

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)

I'd do it for free

(dontknow.net, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)

Must... not make... obvious comment...

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)

Ta.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

i am liking

the perspective on this pic :D

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:47, archived)

me too

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oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)

me free

(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)

I am liking

the flowerpot

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:18, archived)

just throw a tv out the window

and he'll fly!

hopefully someone else remembers this domokun movie

(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)

meanwhile in Egypt ...

cpfb

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oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:44, archived)

oh my

that's a bit special that

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

that is so woo it is unbeleivable

woo woo!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

that's really nice,

but i bet you already knew that.

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bananaman, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

Lurvely

great style

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

rather nice

w/y/h etc

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e.parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

I like those camels!

maybe too much

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:46, archived)

I like your profile

maybe too much ;)

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oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)

:-)

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)

oooohh, aaaaah, mmmmmm

veddy veddy nice .. maybe make a screen saver .. it's soo hypnotic

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Don~Keyotey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:47, archived)

yay!

that is cool

i had a really good idea re: pyramid but i don't have the skills to make it happen :(

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fassit is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)

absolutely brilliant!

Woo yay houpla!

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)

Thats a bit lovely.

Woo to the Yay to the Houpla.

(nan-demo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)

Oh.

That is beautiful.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

My dear chap...

You're a fucking nutcase! WOOO!

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The Boy T, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:00, archived)

The “Flying Bell-End” brought the display to its exciting climax.

(AdrianJ, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)

ha ha

(icedragon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)

Nicely done!

From now on that's the new "I've got a new hawk training jet" post

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)

That'll teach them

to design their stunts on a graphics tablet.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)

I *heart* that!

Wooyay!

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)

wow

thats fantastic

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Laini, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)

hahahahah

watermeloning ace.

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souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:44, archived)

there's a building under construction in cardiff

which, in its current state, looks like a giant cock.
I'll take a photograph some time this week.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

I'd be just as impressed

if your cock looked like a building under construction in Cardiff, but in miniature.

Please don't take a photo, though.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)

i will.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)

magic!

I was flying from Edinburgh to London a couple of weeks ago, and the pilot came on the PA and told us to loof to the left because the red arrows were practicing a few miles away.

Sure enough... they were! Weird seeing it from 30,000 feet.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

hahahahhahahhah!

Red arrrwwooooo!

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The Boy T, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:01, archived)

On Behalf Of My Boyfriend...

...may I just deliver one of these?

(Padfoot, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:39, archived)

click on this i made it its amazing

www.freewebs.com/miceandstalin/mouse%20film.gif

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homonk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)

no thanks,

i don't use the horse.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)

Do you need one of these?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:47, archived)

heh

but thats a repost

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fassit is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)

Oh watermelon.... Squirrel Mortar Squads...

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)

heheh

I can the first squireel saying/shouting/gibbering "actung!"

(Phil Febuggure, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:44, archived)

the winnage :

theadman.daveburton.net/flash/schfiftyfive.swf

(Hythe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:37, archived)

...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:39, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)

im sorry

but that was hilarious

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)

And you ruined it

Nice going! :)

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)

didnt

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)

Oh..ok then...

/baffled

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)

waffled

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:44, archived)

schmoke and a pancake?

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

flippers!

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

baffled again.

Pah!

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:47, archived)

I *heart* you

AHA, now who's baffled.

Still me....talking to myself...ECHO Echo echo...

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:47, archived)

all-in-one-slipper

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)

Helicopter!

This is like photoshop tennis, but with words.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)

yep

this is something i used to do in class when i was a youngster...bizarre but true.

boneless sardines in tomato sauce.

edit: how far can this table go off the end of mny browser? hmm..will it exceed my 1600 x 1200 res...*geek*

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)

what an eventful life you must have lead!

Trampoline cocaine

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)

i have a wonderfully eventful life thank you.

kitten eye snot

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)

Anyone's life is more eventful than mine. FACT.

medical swimsuit gorilla.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)

aww poor baby

female ejaculation spores

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)

Hmm...can't tell if you're being sarcastic, or nice!

ashtray myths

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:01, archived)

always nice :D

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)

Ooh you spazzed back

just for me!

/hearty!

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)

I'm quite sad.

Oh yes.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:10, archived)

Most embarassing eventuality isn't 'it

Lost Sevenhundred&fiftyseven pounds at the track

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Don~Keyotey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)

not

cool?

(Hythe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)

The flash is really cool

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)

it made me

pee my pants it did

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)

btw

i didnt make it or anything so im not taking credit for it at all

(Hythe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)

don't know.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)

It is cool,

great song ;)

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)

THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOWBUSINESS

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)

SMACK MY BITCH UP

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)

i got you

under my skin.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)

When I'm cleaning windows.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:46, archived)

In an Octopus' garden.

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)

if you insist.

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bananaman, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)

which winnage?

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bananaman, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)

'the' winnage

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)

what's a winnage?

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bananaman, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)

a winnagery

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:44, archived)

a winnage a troi

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

winnage-a-rider

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)

excellent

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)

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