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# Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in the loft,
She stabbed it in the forehead,
Until it's skull went soft.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)
# :)
Thats a little sik
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)
# But you like it
I'll wager

Time for a train accident post perhaps?
(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She took it to a wedding
She pinned it up against the wall
And kicked its fucking head in.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)
# To
Hell you will go.

Fucking sick, you are.

Etc
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Oh
all right then

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a shed
She took it out most every day
And stamped down on it's head.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)
# .
Mary had a little lamb
She often fed it grass
And when no one was looking
She stuck her tongue right up it's arse
(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)
# that only works
if you pronounce grass like wot posh people do
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah,
and I is a Suvnor and I speak ver English like wot ver Queen does dunnii?
(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# sorry
posh people and australians
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)
# and...
people with Linconshire accents. The bastards.
(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:27, archived)
# I like that.
I like the innocuous first image of little Mary and her snow-white lamb attending a wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was brown and smelly
Coz whenever mary had a shit
She'd rub it on his belly
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)
# that doesn't even scan,
you foul person.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)
# It does scan!
What are you talking about woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)
# the third line doesn't,
it's got one too many syllables in.
maybe if it was "coz when young Mary took a shit".
(what am I saying...)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)
# I can still make my version
scan. Its just you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Dr Phil's right.
Get rid of the 'had a' bit and it should scan.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Shant.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Go on.
It will make it funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# Nope.
*crosses arms and looks away*
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)
# Well
if you're going to be childish about a bit of constrictive criticism.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)
# Shut up
poo poo face!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:13, archived)
# Well
At least I dont smell of wee, like you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)
# Monty P
Mary had a little lamb
and it was always grunting
she tied to a five bar gate
and kicked it's little cunt in
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)
# Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Knickers all tattered and torn
It wasnt the spider
that sat down beside her
It was Little Boy Blue and his horn.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)
# Simple simon
met a pieman going to the fair.
Said simple simon to the pieman
"I can smell your spicy brains!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Mary, Mary, quite Contrary
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells
and cockle shells
and a fucking great wall flower.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Hickory Dickory Dock
Two mice ran up a glass cock
The golfer kissed one
Shoved the other up her bum
And caught the next flight to bangkok.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# nice loft
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:47, archived)
# And you used to be
such a sweet little boy till you joined the b3ta gang
(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
# Heheh
Excellent stuff...
...did you see my reply to your question below?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
# Mary...
Mary Had a little dress,
Twas split right up the front,
And everywhere that mary went,
folk could see her..
(Jamsie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)
# i prefer
mary had a bicycle
she rode it back-to-front
every time the wheels went round
the spokes went up her....

...nose?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)
# surely
that bicycle would soon become unusable if spokes came off the wheel everytime she rode it.

And her cunt would be in shreds
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# YEAH!
That one is SO unrealistic! For gods sake man!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# folk could see her
Jamsie !?
(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)
# poor
lamb
(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)
# yeah!
rights for lambs!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)
# Modernised?
Mary had a little lamb,
she fed it every day,
but the fucker got too expensive,
so she sold him on eBay.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# A little poem for y'all
Marky had a little lamb
He liked it's lamby bum
And every night he'd have his way
With hours of lamby fun

(Sorry. Sincerly. I just wanted to join in. It's not my fault.)
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Another
Jackie Chan's little lamb
Was Kung Fu like his dad
But he fell off a fucking great big building in Hong Kong and exploded
Which made Jackie really sad.
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Woo.
Yay.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)
# How 'bout a picture for my poem
Jackie Chan's Wondersheep
Hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)
# didya hear ?
About the new development in sheep shearing.
They feed them some kinda sheep protein and all their hair falls out.
This also means that they have to wear hair/wool nets.

Are they trying to put us all out of jobs by coming up with mental ideas
and really doing them rather than the make-believe world we seem to live in.
(except futive cos he's real)
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# Mary Had A Little Lamb. . .
And it was always Grunting.
She tied it to the farmyard gate.
And kicked it's little C***unt in.
(Mary_Poppins, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)
# Carrunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)
# repost sorry. but now its slightly lighter so u can see it
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)
# I like it.
I think it's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)
# Amusing
concept
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)
# Yay!
That's great.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)
# love it
.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)
# its lovely
but
(crazymum, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)
# It broke the last time
it was posted. And it's ace. So we should let him off, really.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)
# Presenting....
The Robert Manual..



Sorry Rob :) ... where did I put my coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)
# superb!!!
dammit... should have thought of that!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)
# er thanks
can everyone else post loads to get this off the page?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)
# You don't appear to run on unleaded...
..clean up your act, man! Think of the kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)
# i fucking hate kittens
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)
# maybe we could have you converted...
...to use kittens as fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)
# You replied earlier
to another post saying that a big rock in the sea looked like a dog.

People, I don't think this is Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:50, archived)
# busted.
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fantastic stuff...
Reminds me of
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:33, archived)
# Yumm!
I'd but that for a dollar!
(Jamsie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)
# Woo Woo
return of the slaphead snack
(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)
# Do you have one
for a 1976 (R reg) receptionist? Only mine seems very cranky in the mornings and dosnt get much better when she gets going.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:34, archived)
# i wonder who wrote
the fault finding section? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)
# time spaz?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)
# expertly done
my son, you really should apply for that teaching post at your old school.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)
# no no
not mine. that's why I asked whether it was a time spaz.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)
# Not seen it on here
but I saw that aeons ago... a real golden oldie that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)
# yeah
i used that for the cover of a mix tape i made about 6 years ago.
(crazymum, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# is
uruguay
(amonkey, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:14, archived)
# the pope always looked forward to monkey-nun hour
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)
# ...and who could blame him, really?
.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)
# Brilliant
I demand more Monkey Nuns.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)
# what arethey singing?
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)
# elvis obviously
no room to rhumba in a sports car
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)
# thats exactly what I was
thinking! But the obvious question is why elvis? Why does it scream elvis to me!?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)
# Why?
Because Monkey Nuns are big Elvis fans.
Everyone knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)
# i was hearing the dueling bango tune
dileverence theme - or whatever it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)
# I've got the theme from 'King Of The Hill'.....
...over here.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)
# For some reason
(I think it's the way the singing monkeynun is clutching her paws to her breast) I was hearing that crap 80's tune "Give me Just a Little More Time" which I think was Martika...
...oh, nobody knows what I'm on about, again. I'll just go over here and be quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:47, archived)
# Didnt Martika
write a song about her kitchen where 'things were cookin' ?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)
# prince wrote it for her
aren't I all pop music facts today?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
#
I had the Martika album.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)
# (So did
my brother, someone had to buy it)
(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)
# Chairmen of the Board
and covered by Kylie.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
# Someone should make
a Monkeynun Jukebox, with different songs for them to perform.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
# yeah!
Monkeynun jukebox!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# A fine line...
Pure genius or absolute insanity?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)
# OK
so everyone is now looking at me wondering why I am crying with laughter...sheer class
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)
# The full six for that...

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)
# Koit
Just wanted to say well done for doing a tip top job on the Lumpy Tune.
For some reason, I cant seem to download any other songs, is anyone else having this problem or will I have to stoke a bit more coal into the old pc.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:18, archived)
# Change the
batteries in the hard disk.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)
# I did that.
Maybe I could pump the bellows a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)
# Wind up
the monitor spring.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)
# Mines not on a spring
I have a little mouse running around in a wheel...maybe it needs more cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)
# Hogfat is more their
thing. Maybe the cupholder needs more coffee...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)
# Good tip.
But I think I've worked it out.
The small rubber duck I have connected to the harddrve has melted causing the electric pond skaters I have in a little tank to fry.
I need to reapply the two sheets of M.D.F to get things working properly.
You see?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)
# w00t. j00 @r3
t3h 1337357
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)
# um...
what?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)
# It means you
know about computers I think.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)
# I find if i scream
'Fucker!' over and over again at mine it gets the message.

I always give it a cuddle afterwards though so it knows we havent fallen out.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)
# Thanks matey bubbleships
Not heard of anyone else having problems downloading.......like you said, praps you need more coal.

Get shovelling !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)
# I wanna do
some potatoeswapping with skeksies, anyone think of a good pun? my brain not functioning yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)
# why not try for a joke?
jokes are better than puns.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)
# cant do jokes
honestly, whatver part of my shatners basoon responsoble for funniness has shriveled up like a dessicated alcohol soaked raisin after this weekend, just need something good to get me jumpstarted...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:16, archived)
# Maybe you could have
youe skeksies running at midnight?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)
# What
are skecksies?
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)
# Have you never seen
The Dark Crystal?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)
# Oh, right.
Yes, I saw it when I was about 12. Bobbins, I thought.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)
# Bobbins!
No way Muchahco.
Its a...No, your right, what was I thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)
# true
stands up great in the opaque light of memory but when you watch it again, you realise how incredibly annoying the elves are, and all the rest, besides theyre all fucking muppets anyway, heres a pic of a skeksie, couldnt find any!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)
# of course!
I could also actually do some work rather than escape into the world of potatoeswapping. Ah, my eyes. Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)
# Hilarious....
...And totally un-photo-shopped....

(G-Funk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# Thank
god for the party at the strongrooms, gave me an opportunity to tell my mum that I cant come up to oxfordshire to visit my mad uncle and spazzy cousins. Way mad, he got beaten up by thugs in balaclavas who broke into his house ( drugs of course), broken jaw, fractured pelvis. Hardcore mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)
# I don't think I understand.
People broke into his house and kicked the shit out of him, and he's mad?
Is he not, in this example, merely unlucky?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)
# In terms of life story
yes, he is certainly unlucky, but considering he chose to live with a drug dealer who owns a fleet of minicabs after his wife left him ( he was shagging his daughters best mate - 17 to his 45) I think the punishment was par for the course. Really sad tho, hes a good bloke, just totally mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)
# Mini cabs?
Bloody hell - I buy off them... they deliver to the door. Well known amongst Oxford Students
(Choaderboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)
# Those are the guys
So they beat up my uncle, bind and gag him and wait in the front room for the cab owner to come home, he does, they do the same to him, and when he eventually struggles free of the ropes and stuff, what does he do? he calls the cops! I mean, what ya gonna say "sorry officer, its just that I owe these turks 15000 pounds for drugs" - mad. And I have to go there on sunday with a b3ta hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)
# Fucking Hell........
....that is super-heavy. Have the law done anything yet?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:26, archived)
# It wasn't
me. I promise. i'm not even Turkish.
(Choaderboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)
# Nothing they can do really
Im not sure, I mean what if they do find them, the thing is the guy my uncle lives with knows who they are coz he owes them 15 grand, what an idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)
# George Thrush?
...anyone? George Thrush?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)
# aaaaw
works well, but he should have a vultures body, it might ruin the pun, but hey...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)
# ohhh
An irritating C**t.. (snigger)
(Jamsie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Following yesterday's Captain Beefheart at work outbreak...
Today I've got them on the Balanescu Quartet - Romanian string quartet who play Kraftwerk songs...

"I'm the operator...with my pocket calculator..."

Hee hee.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)
# need mp3 now
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# I'll see what I can do...
(need to download a ripper - haven't got one on this machine)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:26, archived)
# very good LP
but have you heard Senor Coconut's latin versions of Kraftwerk songs?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)
# Im currently listening
to Pat Boone's version of GnR's Paradise City.
(shiftClick shifts it., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)
# For some reason I
always thought Pat Boone was a tennis player. Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)
# some thoughts for the day
A wookie in a bikini holds a sharp stick, fashioned out of tin-plated false teeth, up to a shark's netted curtains, and smells a battery which has been left in a beaker of marshmallows.
The drunken fox returns to a kitchen's midrift after a 46-year delay in which it had bruised some washing-up liquid inside the spongiform knee-cap of a mutated bee, intent on summing up the adequacy of the pope in a 15-syllable word which may or may not rhyme with "Ontario".
A teetotal oragami expert from Kent sips some velvet rice farmers, and whistles the sky out of his tendons (armed with toenails? or brisket is contageous).
(I helped save b3ta! nyarlathotep, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)
# the best use of language is to communicate an idea
therefore it's generally better to have the idea before you start typing.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)
# ooops
that sounded bitchier than I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)
# I actually quite
enjoyed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# ooooooeeeooo
Robs all nasty today, whattup homie? didnt have your toast this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# just thought it a bit studenty
arbitrary images with no point.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)
# sorry ...
was bored, felt the urge to free-associate - amused me, hoped it might amuse someone else ;)
Used to write crapstuff like that all the time when I was a student, just fancied a bit of nostalgia.
Anyway, surely the images are the point?
As one of my friends pointed out, if Vic and Bob do it ("it's about the time of the night I like to pour Golden Grahams on an eagle", etc) it's funny, if anyone else does it, people look at them strangely.
(I helped save b3ta! nyarlathotep, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)
# sorry
I'll go and have that toast.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)
# i think he's trying to fit every letter of the alphabet into one sentence
Or maybe someone slipped acid in his contact lens solution
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)
# the quick brown fox
jumped over the etc, etc.
(OtaKuno, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)
# kinda like
a cross between unpublished Beck Lyrics and Irvine Welsh on acid. gonna set it to muzac?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)
# Sounds like
it was made with some sort of on-line 'surrealism generator"
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)
# Fuzzbucket I've signed up to the webring now
Just awaiting activation.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:54, archived)
# Thanks!
You have been activated.
33 corners of the web in so far!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)
# Cheers
mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# I wanna join!!.....
.....but I don't understand the site ID stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:12, archived)
# You choose it yourself.
It goes in the code fragment which goes on your site.
It's like a username... If you register you'll get an e-mail which explains all...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)
# I set myself a task to learn photoshop
and decided to make a b3ta car sticker - naff I know.



Click the small piccy for a big version.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)
# I wish I could get me one of those
(I wish my printer was working)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)
# "Honk
if you can hummus"?
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)
# you always see
these buggers racing down the highstreet in town blasting out the BOOMBOOMBOOM of their uk garage on their big stereos

(skagg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)
# Woo!
I like.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)
# what the fucksocks is that?
and how fast does it go?
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)
# dunno
but I bet it makes a lot of noise, yowling down the highways at 3am.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)
# It goes
MMMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOooooooooowwwwwwww!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)
# ...now why didn't I think of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)
# Fuck.
I work in a cubefarm facing a total nut who just won't stop singing and shouting.
I had peace when he took 2 weeks off - but now he's back.
I just stuck on a pair of headphones with some quality punk rock and they're not coming off.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)
# you farm cubes?
ice cubes or game cubes?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)
# or
Rubik's?
(djmothra, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)
# or zodax mystic cubes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:57, archived)
# maybe even
cola cubes
(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)
# or
those evil cubes from TerraHawks...
(djmothra, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)
# oh,
thanks... i've spent the last twenty years trying to forget those evil little fuckers...
still at least you didn't force me to remember that evil witch woman who was in charge of them...
(rawx, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)
# her
name was Zelda...
(djmothra, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)
# she was a show girl
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)
# I was thinking that.
But I thought no-one'd get it.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# no she fucking wasn't
(see below)
(rawx, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# i know
and here's a picture of her...
somehow seeing her now i'm not as embarrassed of being shit scared of her
(rawx, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)
# were they not actually
Kola Kubes?
/end Mr Pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)
# .
shut it you
(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)
# don't you try and start a fight with me.
I'll open a can of whup-ass so mean you won't know what's hit you. Matey. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)
# *throws a water bomb at dr phil
then runs and hides behind some dustbins
(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# *levitates*
*creates ball of super-powerful energy between palms*
*frazzles the feckin dustbins*

...ah, and now for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)
# facking hell!
didnt know you could do that!
RUNSAwayreallyreallyfa...
(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)
# Ms Pedantic,
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)
# possibly even
Dr Pedantic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)
# Actually.........
...'Kola Cubes' was just a brand name. The cubes were actually made of 'cola', as would be any other cola-cube regardless of brand.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)
# Brain cubes
for restrictive thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# Extreme Face Climbing

Google may censor, but it's still a great way for
finding weirdos to potatoshop.
(OtaKuno, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)
# woo
and yay to you
(skagg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)
# seems
to be something protruding from the other nostril...
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:50, archived)

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