b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » Archive 13838 (Older | Newer)

why

(

sof sof, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)

aaaaargh

will I never be rid of that image.

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)

ohhhh and he's got a nice holder for it

saves him buying a case

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:57, archived)

I don't know what's more disturbing:

The dangling cock being used in an iPod commercial or the fact that I know that the original picture looks like this shadow.

(

Grampa, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:07, archived)

I think

the latter.

What's good for searing out the memory of such things? I tried trepanning and a heated wire but that just gave me a tic.

(

Ratsta, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:19, archived)

i used an ice cream scoop,

and it very nearly worked
possible a dyson might do the job

(

tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:24, archived)

erm

i think im going to go bleach my eyeballs right now thank you very much.

(spiggums, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 4:23, archived)

it's ok

it's an Elephant

(flibble-san, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:28, archived)

for my birthday

my brother gave me this rather woo calculator that is the same age as me - and just as dirty!

it's a commodore

(

tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:45, archived)

seen this?

pocketcalculatorshow.com/

edit: for those as havn't, it should bring out the geek in just about anyone

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)

i'll see if mine is there!

(

tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)

sadly, i've just realised it's LCD only

i shall find an alternative site

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:58, archived)

he showed me this site:

www.vintage-technology.info/Pages/calculators/calccommodore.htm

(

tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:02, archived)

cor!

top stuff there

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:03, archived)

the machine needed a little soldering..

but seems to work pretty well :-)

(

tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:05, archived)

/wants one

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:07, archived)

it takes about

three seconds to do a sin/cos function :-)

(

tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:10, archived)

wooooow

we used to have competitions on our (fancy modern) calculators to come up with a formula that would pause the calculator for the longest time and still give a valid answer

i could pause my casio thing for 25 seconds

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:13, archived)

I'm the operator

with my pocket calculator

(KnitWit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:00, archived)

mineses topserer

(meepmeep is, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:28, archived)

coo..

that's a beast.

how old are you then? (and happy bday!)

(

dipdapdop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:50, archived)

i guess

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:50, archived)

1981 was LCD calculators

I suspect older.

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:52, archived)

heh

thanks, well...
the calculor is apparently 27 years old... gettin' old, me.

(

tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:51, archived)

I want a calculator

that uses reverse polish logic - no equals button!

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:51, archived)

if you trawl through that site up there

i seem to remember an example or two

though i may be wrong, it's months since i looked

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:53, archived)

have a baby

the result of my opening photoshop "just to mess about a bit"

(KnitWit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:45, archived)

I hate these

they mess up my head. Especially this time of night.

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:45, archived)

i'm

not allowed

(

tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:46, archived)

Whats

an appropriate size for a WooYay Gif ?

(Dr.Yogi the Potwasher, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:36, archived)

Big enough too work

but small enough that it doesn't look big.

(The If has remembered this site., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:37, archived)

see

www.b3ta.com/board/2851469

(sndmn, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:37, archived)

totally off subject

i was too lazy to make a picture to go along with this so i'll have to settle with a threadjack i suppse. I was helping a friend find the most hideous van possible, when i stumbled on this on Ebay cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2464218454&category=39411

(

Esch, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:43, archived)

that really is

quite bizarre

(

NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:06, archived)

File size is important

keep it small.
And don't take all the attention away from the original pic you are posting by having a huge woo yay.
Like this;

*This is my opinion and not endorsed by any other person living or alive.*

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:42, archived)

I wish to complain about

the above statement. Why do I not get an opportunity to endorse that opinion?

Yours faithfully,

Rev. J Albatross (deceased)

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 4:07, archived)

i've not made one over 50Kb which always used to be the limit

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:43, archived)

...I must go to bed...

...as I am turning into this:

night...

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:24, archived)

argh F5-er

like me!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)

jikes

that's scary + good!

(

NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:27, archived)

java

dev? :p

(

slight yoinks!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:30, archived)

huh?

(

NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:31, archived)

never mind sorry...

.. it's a programmer thingy is 'Jikes'.

(

slight yoinks!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:40, archived)

I caught it from hanging around Danish people

(

NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)

you must really hate those ants

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:27, archived)

heh

that's the f5 key, right ;)

gah it's like looking in a mirror. sideways. night!

(

dipdapdop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:28, archived)

read me a story

i'm ready for bed now.

(

Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:30, archived)

once there was a biscuit called terrence

he was a dijestive, a little bit soggy, always last to be picked at afternoon tea - his only friend one of those nasty pink wafer things called brian.
every day terrence and brian would sit in the corner of the biscuit tin, wallowing in the crumbs of their lonley lives, while the jaffacakes and hobnobs chatted gleefully about who was going to be next.

One morning, it was looking particularly desperate. brian was getting decidedly flaky and most of Terrence's writing had crumbled away.
they were alone in the dark.

Suddenly, there was movement.
"Well", said Terrence, "i suppose this is it".

"Yep. It's been a good life". mused Brian, "But the dustbin of truth beckons".

The lid opened - a bright, blinding light shone down on the biscuits, blinding them for a moment. They flew through the air, and landed on something hard and flat.

Silence.

"Wh-Where are we" cried Brian.
"Gggllsh- i.. i don't know!" gurgled Terrence.

With that final gurgle, a huge black triangle appeared in the light, a pink wafer in one corner, and swept terrence up, and away.

Flying high above the buildings, terrence smiled. "This is it, Brian, This is what we were made for. We are fulfiling our destiny".

But brian had gone, only a few pink crumbs around the crow's beak revealing what had happened. Without another word, Terrence followed.

So remember kids, Biscuits have feelings too. And the shit ones are meant for birds, not bins.

goodnight, and sleep well.

(

dipdapdop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)

That's a touching

story. Thankyou for sharing it with us.

(

Ratsta, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:51, archived)

hehe

that's the fifth keyboard this month

(

tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:34, archived)

night and from me

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:34, archived)

...

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:06, archived)

where's

adam?

(Pengin, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:07, archived)

is there a bandwagon around this design tonight?

(

sof sof, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:08, archived)

small

one

(Pengin, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:09, archived)

my wooyay

and this, that hardly constitutes a bandwagon

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:09, archived)

it is now!

*fires up potato

(

sof sof, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:10, archived)

potato

does this mean you have a potato gun

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:22, archived)

wonderful weapons

will make one this weekend.

(

sof sof, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:27, archived)

Isn't

mocking Apple getting kind of old? Sure, they are "all right" in itself, but enough is enough.

(Amer3tan, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:09, archived)

i like apple but:

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:11, archived)

apple is crap

*runs from wee*

(

sof sof, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:12, archived)

I wonder when people will start saying

gee the quo that's a bit old

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:13, archived)

why i oughta!

*falls off chair*

edit: actually i think it was my anti-quoness which made me snap and go all fluffy

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:14, archived)

I like the quo pics

I suppose because there are a thing as opposed to a brand

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)

i just hated it when it got to the point where it was hopelessly formulaeic

step 1: find image of suffering, preferably graphic and upsetting

step 2: take pre cut quo pic from meme kit and paste on with no attempt at subtlety

step 3: post it

and hated it even more once people lost sight ofthe fact that the joke was them laughing at suffering and just shopped them into every pic

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:21, archived)

I think

alot of people miss most of the jokes and think it's the thing to do

the quo sticker kit was fantastic though

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:23, archived)

I like horses

(

cntrlv, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:38, archived)

why

do apple users get so upset when anyone even mentions apple in a funny way?

(

slight yoinks!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)

because a lot of rubbish is talked about their system by people who should know better

and if an operating system inspires a sense of involvement and community surely that's good?

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:24, archived)

people should should inspire a sense of involvement and community, not operating systems. And I should know, I live my days and nights developing in Linux, so I have an idea about zealotry.

Mac OS.. recently became a grown up operating system, really quite nice, unfortunately tied to overpriced hardware.

B+

(

slight yoinks!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:29, archived)

hmmmmmm... i'm getting a laptop for uni in the summer and i plan to get a yellow dog linux powerbook

to go with my linux/W2K dual boot

personally i like both linux and OS X because using either you feel like there are people around who are willing to give you a hand with stuff when you slip up and also because with either you feel you are using a powerful tool

i don't dislike windows at all, it just doesn't inspire any emotional involvement from me

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:34, archived)

fair

:)

I get very wound up by a lot of Mac users because, in my experience, they tend to be non-technical, but very fond of quoting Apple propaganda about how massively superior the Mac is to everything else..

I know that's unrelated, but hints of Mac zealotry have a tendency to set me off ;)

[edit: and good night!]

(

slight yoinks!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:38, archived)

yeah it does tend to get some people into fanboy mode

but mac OS X really is rather nice and rater well put together

anyway, night night

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:45, archived)

tiny cocks

;)

probably beacuse they bought an over priced music player and don't want to see they're choice mocked

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:24, archived)

ure bas am blonog 2 em

(

tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:36, archived)

the same thing we do every night pinky

try to shop the ipod advert..

or did you mean the ceiling?

woo! anyway ;)

(

dipdapdop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:10, archived)

Don't.. make.. me.. post...

Shit. Too late.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:18, archived)

arf

does this mean god can abuse his kids at any time en masse

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)

Why change the habit of a lifetime?

Oh bollocks. I have to get up in three hours for work.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:24, archived)

whoops

that's not good

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:25, archived)

I've drunk about a dozen cans of stella too.

I'm fucked in more ways than I can start to imagine. I only started the job a week ago.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:28, archived)

damn

you should be good for work then

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:30, archived)

oops

i lol'd
is that bad?

(

tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:37, archived)

Not at all. It gives me the opportunity to repost this for the millionth time.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:40, archived)

A bunch of dicks...

Richard the Lionheart
Richard Burton
Richard Briers (from the Good Life)
Richard O’Brien (Crystal Maze)
Richard Madeley (Wife of Judy Finnigan)
Richard Gere (Pet Lover)
Richard Harris (Hellraiser! Now Dead)
Richard Dreyfuss (The one with the beard from Jaws)
Richard Nixon (…)
RIchard Beckinsale (Father of Kate from Porridge)
Richard Greene (Robin Hood)
Cliff Richard
Richard Littlejohn (Columnist)
Richard Attenborough (Jurassic Park)
Little Richard (Little Richard)
Richard Reid (Shoe Bomber)
Richard Branson (Virgin with beard)
Richard Wilson (“I don’t believe it”)
Richard Cromwell (2nd Lord Protector of England)

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:38, archived)

richard beckinsale == great

richard briers was ok

the rest arse all a bit crap

apart from littlejohn who has a special circle reserved in my private hell

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:40, archived)

Godber. ("Father of Kate"?)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:42, archived)

i thought that

but let it slide... they may be young

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:44, archived)

Father of Kate Beckinsale

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:50, archived)

yes i know that, but i think richard beckinsale

can be recognised on his own merits

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:52, archived)

I agree.

I thought there was confusion relating to the "father of Kate" comment. I see the confusion was mine. A few series of London's Burning and a vampire flick tell me it is wrong to worship her arse.

(wankity wank wank wank)

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:56, archived)

no her arse is cracking

(no pun intended)

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:59, archived)

That arse would give me "the gush" if I...

oh, never mind. It's too rude.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:04, archived)

too rude

for b3ta? :-o

edit: Jam fan?

(

NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)

I spent many a Thursday night listening to the work of the Messiah on Radio 1.

"It's nice, but it's not the same."

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)

Hmmm ... Richard the Third

(rhyming slang)

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:40, archived)

having a poo?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:42, archived)

yep,

or something nasty you stand in.

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:43, archived)

turd

mushroom

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:44, archived)

Piss fungus

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:51, archived)

Urea

Quorn

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:51, archived)

Richard (GrandmaOfShoes)

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:41, archived)

i always failed to grasp

that rick was short for richard....

(inablender, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:43, archived)

bahaha

call me Rick or Grandma

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:43, archived)

Grick...

dammit

(inablender, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:49, archived)

unlucky

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:50, archived)

what about

that richard of york guy, that gave battle in vain
or sumthink

(Fragrent Vagrant, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:55, archived)

He had 10,000 men

No wonder he lost the battle

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)

is that really

the same dude that god the shit kicked out of him.

(Fragrent Vagrant, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:00, archived)

If he hadn't spent all his time fucking about on hills his men may have

had some energy left to chop up the enemy.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)

i know

who the fuck checks whethere they are up or down or neither. when he did that , he was surely on a highway to hell

(Fragrent Vagrant, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)

who

who like invented richards being called dicks anyway

(Fragrent Vagrant, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:04, archived)

probably

some jealous guy called William

(

NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:28, archived)

i took this just now

through a pair of binoculars

but the focusing was really hard - i just took random photos and hoped one was right - because all i had to go on was the tiny low-rez camera screen. (i have a canon a70) how can i do it accuratly? any ideas?

ps. don't worry, the moon men have not dug a large canal system, it's a twig.

(

dipdapdop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:09, archived)

Trying not to sound like Joel when I say this, but:

"I love the moon now." It's ripe, full, sexy.

(Amer3tan, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:11, archived)

like yer mum

sorry, I seem to have been saying that a lot recently.

Cool picture for being taken through binoculars, I tried that once and just got rubbish.

(

NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:23, archived)

that's no...

...oh no wait, it is, sorry.

(

slight yoinks!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)

Here's my effort...

Too big? Sod off.

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:48, archived)

jeebus!

*falls off the board*

(you did well to get that below 100k!)

(

NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:56, archived)

crop

the fucker
(really nice pic though)

(

tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 4:08, archived)

we missed one,

Richard Frisky, or in the phone book Frisky, Dick.

(The If has remembered this site., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)

Have a Paint (shop-pro) Mash

(

Herr Tezcat, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:08, archived)

that's very nice

thank you

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:09, archived)

yey ..i think...

(NerfedGod, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:04, archived)

either the name of the picture is incorrect or you cannot remote link

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

edit: don't give up so easy, if you want me to host your picture i will

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:05, archived)

this be helpful too

homepage.ntlworld.com/happyzeppelin/howto.html

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:07, archived)

how could i forget

how're you doing anyway mr Lemony?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:07, archived)

i've now progressed from being knackered

to being bloody knackered... ten more minutes and a bath may be required

yourself?

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:08, archived)

i'm an insomniac and a pissed off one at that

but fine i suppose

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:10, archived)

i go through phases of imsomnia

and the complete opposite (sleeping 14 hours per day) i think i'm at the point of going back to imsomnia having slept for most of last week

and i've not even opened my streamreader today, so i have that all to read

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:12, archived)

streamreader?

i need to make me a website that isn't drivel so i can be in with the techie terms

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:13, archived)

Victorian

Interweb browser.

(Marwood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:14, archived)

rss/xml feeds

i use sharpreader

it downloads things off news/community sites for me to look at at my leisure

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:14, archived)

I use the Firefox

sidebar RSS reader plugin, saves me running more software.

(Marwood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:16, archived)

i like keeping everything i do on computers as seperate as possible

so i run a window with a browser
one with a streamreader
one with shareaza

it keeps my simple brain ticking along nicely

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:18, archived)

well...

apperantly all image hosting sites hate me...

(NerfedGod, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:50, archived)

Welcome..

Trouble ??? Use.. www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/lazyb3ta/

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:05, archived)

beta room on isketch

clicky

(Pengin, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:03, archived)

Thanks for the link!

I had wondered how to get to isketch, now I know!

(Marwood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:05, archived)

if only they produced

a simple guide to visiting the post office ;)

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:06, archived)

*slap*

(Marwood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:07, archived)

*prod*

*poke*

*dances in front of Marwood*

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:11, archived)

My friend picked it up this weekend from my hallway

and said "Cool! I haven't seen one of these in years!"

Still didn't prompt me to pack it up and send it off ;)

(Marwood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:13, archived)

I often do the same thing

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:15, archived)

that's the 4th or 5th time tonight iSketch has been spammed here

they really must love us

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:05, archived)

It's because the only thing we draw is comedy cocks

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:08, archived)

Shady characters. Don't trust them.

(

who does the table belong to

magritte?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:57, archived)

It did before they stole it

edit/ well spotted.

(

(Marwood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:58, archived)

c'est une gare de l'espace?

?

/edit
lune - what a loon
/edit

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:00, archived)

...remind me of a pic...

...*tries to find*....

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:17, archived)

to stop the lack of pictures here's my cute new inventio....ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

he just wants to be your friend

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:53, archived)

oh dear, nicely done but oh dear

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:54, archived)

it's my first b3ta post that isn't a picture of a b3tan

in a long time....thought i'd make it memoral, first time i have done anything with goatse

edit: not in a sexual reference...

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:54, archived)

you can now be one

of the many goatse inspired pic do-ers

edit:

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:58, archived)

at least mine doesn't involve any of the original

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:59, archived)

hahaha you've done goatse

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:00, archived)

yeah whenever i can

...

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:01, archived)

heh heh

makes it sound like he's done the goatse man

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:01, archived)

hehe . .

You said it was nasty .. but it's cute & nasty !

Woo :¬)

(

Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:54, archived)

cute in a really evil way

true

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:56, archived)

top

yet disturbing

(

Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:57, archived)

Reeeeeepoooooossttt-ah

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:00, archived)

aww he can find his friend

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:00, archived)

heh heh

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:01, archived)

argh

completely random question posed to anyone that's still awake: what's the name of that girl on the new "3" mobile adverts? it's been bugging me all day...

(the1gip, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:44, archived)

anna friel

(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:45, archived)

*Fwap*

sorry

(

Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:46, archived)

woohoo

knew b3ta would cure my curiosity!!!

thanks, i was so gonna lose sleep over that

(the1gip, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:46, archived)

that prompted me to look for another actress

and on the way I found a dog that appears to be a big star wars fan

padme you've changed

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:52, archived)

*slap*

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:46, archived)

LEMUR EYE DEATH POISON!!!!!

(yakmonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:50, archived)

blimey, wasn't expecting that

(the1gip, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:53, archived)

alright

that is some kind of lemur eye deathray

(

bleepbloop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:59, archived)

please

for the love of god
uplaod codez

(l33t hxc43r, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:42, archived)

Hahaha!

Funniest post ever!

Damned it, has anyone seen my sarcasm tags?

(Marwood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:45, archived)

they deffo arent with my post

ha ha ha

(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:45, archived)

definitely aren't

Shit, can't find my bloody pedantic tags either.

;)

(Marwood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:47, archived)

lol

(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:47, archived)

woo yay

comedy

(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:46, archived)

that made me laugh

i don't care what you say! i still like the uplaod coeds!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:47, archived)

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:51, archived)

*slap slap slap slap slap*

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:47, archived)

I have

the JPEG artifacts.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:47, archived)

'pegpoop!

call them by their real name

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:55, archived)

I think I'm getting the hang of being 1337

(

whelkboy is old now, you see, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:49, archived)

(Marwood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:51, archived)

Haha....

... That does rule.

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:58, archived)

Time for bed . . .

Night All

(

Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:39, archived)

ooh how pretty

(i'm working on a mind deformingly evil image)

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:40, archived)

same here

night bitches

(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:44, archived)

Their batteries last for just under 3 minutes...

(evilcoffee, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:37, archived)

10 PRINT "i'm just a love machine"

15 PAUSE 0
20 PRINT "and i don't work for nobody but you."
25 PAUSE 0
30 PRINT "ooooh yeah!"
35 PAUSE 0
40 CLS
50 RUN

woo

(

GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:38, archived)

You had a Spectrum

and I claim my five pounds.

(

whelkboy is old now, you see, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:50, archived)

nah

bbc model b

that money is mine i tells ya

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:55, archived)

spectrum 48k

squashy keys and all.

(

GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:23, archived)

haha

(

rogan, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:39, archived)

*rummages through wallet*

Damned it! Only £8.54 and a button, grrr!

(Marwood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:40, archived)

yayyyyyy I'll buyone <fumbles in pocket>

realises hand is wet

oh well maybe next time

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:41, archived)

what a good deal!

us robots usually command far higher prices

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:52, archived)

over optimised this one.

bugger

(

GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:35, archived)

i see what you did there

nice

(

bleepbloop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:01, archived)

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)

an oldie that's been brewing on the HD

(Revels, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:31, archived)

haha

arnie soundboards are awesome!

(

Sammo, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:37, archived)

hahaha

great :)

(

rogan, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:38, archived)

woo

im a friend of sarah connor...

(

reaper cushions, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:40, archived)

Insert piss into pants

System message: Piss insertion complete. Please waddle to washing basket without waking wife.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:51, archived)

You need to

"ERASE" them...

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:33, archived)

is that eraser head

from that old david lynch movie? goaddamn that movie was weird

(Cyrus, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:34, archived)

i've just had the rather pleasent experience

of rediscovering chrono trigger

that's tomorrow gone then

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:35, archived)

I got stuck

very early on with that then got bored.

I either finish games in about a couple of days or get stuck and bored.

I dont bother playing games any more.

(Marwood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:40, archived)

i very very rarely play games more complex than minesweeper

but chrono trigger is a bit classic

(

lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 0:41, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »