
and i dont like my other ones they smell of feet
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:50,
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comprehension of this.
like the hair, though.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:49,
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like the hair, though.

pretty please?
edit: sorry, how rude of me, well done, nice anim
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:32,
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edit: sorry, how rude of me, well done, nice anim

www.geocities.com/peter_bone_uk/software.html at the bottom
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:40,
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you pivot user, you

blobby crap stickmen are the way forward!
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:33,
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blobby crap stickmen are the way forward!

i'd just assume not
some creature nailed upon the coloured door of time, insane teacher bit her reminded of the rhyme, they'll be no mutant enemy we shall certify, political ends and sub remain will die...
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:37,
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some creature nailed upon the coloured door of time, insane teacher bit her reminded of the rhyme, they'll be no mutant enemy we shall certify, political ends and sub remain will die...

me laugh, and hence broke the cycle. If I add another song here, it will only be a futile attempt... although
they're justified, and they're ancient...
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:46,
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they're justified, and they're ancient...

My lovely horse, running through the (hang on i can get this) fieeeld....

He ducks, he dives and he throws down the gauntlet with "my lovely horse"...
What can Stickman offer in return...
Froggy went a' courtin' he did ride, a-hum, a-hum...
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:49,
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What can Stickman offer in return...
Froggy went a' courtin' he did ride, a-hum, a-hum...

aggrhhhh, chooo, arse
no nay never no more
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:53,
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no nay never no more

banter must end, we are about to drop off the page.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:55,
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have you heard?
The way she plays, there are no words...
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:08,
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The way she plays, there are no words...

afraid to look into the light...
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:17,
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The spiders from Mars, he played it left hand
But made it too far
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:21,
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But made it too far
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band

I want to hide.
I want to tear down the walls,
that hold me inside.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:24,
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I want to tear down the walls,
that hold me inside.

Well, she wore big knickers,
And she worked on t' sewage farm,
I got me 'and down 'er jeans an'
I nearly lost half me arm.
But after ten pints,
Looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get me hands
On her flabby tits.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty,
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
I've just got to get me gob
'Round her inverted nipples.
She had a massive arse
And sweatty breasts,
Thirty eight inch,
She were a mound of flesh.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweatty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweatty Betty, have you smelt her breath,
Sweatty Betty, she'll crush a man to death.
And I knew that she wanted me fer shag 'er,
So I stabbed 'er cunt with me mutton dagger,
I couldn't believe the spots on her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty.
'An I've seen real Maccicians gerroff 'ome
But you know me, I'll shag endless buer.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweatty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweatty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweatty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside 'er.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, she's so obscene,
Sweatty Betty, it doesn't matter to me.
Sweatty Betty, she's like a lump of lard,
Sweatty Betty, she makes me willy hard.
England's Glory
Shut up and listen,
I'm gonna tell thee a story,
About me trip down south,
To the crotch of England's glory.
Took some Dombies and a Bod can,
To make me fell at home,
I'm going down London,
Dig up paving stones.
Got to London half past six,
And I wished I'd never come,
'Cos there's puffs down 'ere
Drinkin' halves of larger,
Without notes from their mum's.
No gravy at the chippy,
And what's a savaloy?
Every pub were full of boring
Isling bottom boys.
We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
An' a wife at home to fuck.
If I live to be forty,
I'll never understand,
Why they're up 'till eleven,
To drink beer that's second-hand.
Dialling 0625 on the telephone,
I shouts "pull us a pint of bitter ale
The night I'm comin' home."
We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.
Yeah, we are all just simple lads
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.
(repeat)
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:28,
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And she worked on t' sewage farm,
I got me 'and down 'er jeans an'
I nearly lost half me arm.
But after ten pints,
Looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get me hands
On her flabby tits.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty,
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
I've just got to get me gob
'Round her inverted nipples.
She had a massive arse
And sweatty breasts,
Thirty eight inch,
She were a mound of flesh.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweatty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweatty Betty, have you smelt her breath,
Sweatty Betty, she'll crush a man to death.
And I knew that she wanted me fer shag 'er,
So I stabbed 'er cunt with me mutton dagger,
I couldn't believe the spots on her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty.
'An I've seen real Maccicians gerroff 'ome
But you know me, I'll shag endless buer.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweatty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweatty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweatty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside 'er.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, she's so obscene,
Sweatty Betty, it doesn't matter to me.
Sweatty Betty, she's like a lump of lard,
Sweatty Betty, she makes me willy hard.
England's Glory
Shut up and listen,
I'm gonna tell thee a story,
About me trip down south,
To the crotch of England's glory.
Took some Dombies and a Bod can,
To make me fell at home,
I'm going down London,
Dig up paving stones.
Got to London half past six,
And I wished I'd never come,
'Cos there's puffs down 'ere
Drinkin' halves of larger,
Without notes from their mum's.
No gravy at the chippy,
And what's a savaloy?
Every pub were full of boring
Isling bottom boys.
We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
An' a wife at home to fuck.
If I live to be forty,
I'll never understand,
Why they're up 'till eleven,
To drink beer that's second-hand.
Dialling 0625 on the telephone,
I shouts "pull us a pint of bitter ale
The night I'm comin' home."
We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.
Yeah, we are all just simple lads
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.
(repeat)

is only better than shagging if she doesn't take it up the arse
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:36,
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small doesnt look altered at all
Who's the laydee???
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:23,
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Who's the laydee???

some lady at a record shop, i guess.
when i found this picture, the upper left record looked like it said "deagostini" already, and one thing popped into my head......
/best of all the animals
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:27,
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when i found this picture, the upper left record looked like it said "deagostini" already, and one thing popped into my head......
/best of all the animals

subtle and woo
(and she's hot)
/edit: if you sit back, she looks like she's doing a popeye hakakakakaka
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:24,
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(and she's hot)
/edit: if you sit back, she looks like she's doing a popeye hakakakakaka

on your avoidance of the use of the Quo in that.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:26,
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and besides, this is the wrong section. they'd be 3 rows over.
I do have an interesting quo pic up my sleeve, though...
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:28,
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I do have an interesting quo pic up my sleeve, though...

w/y/h how much are the helicopter is it real and i love horses?
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:36,
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my favourite one of those is incredibly cheerful and says everything with such a flourish that he can make me smile at Victoria station at 8.50 in the morning, but he hasn't been there for the last few weeks :(
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:26,
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b3t4rthurians in Camden on Friday if you fancy it
*points to scheduler*
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:27,
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*points to scheduler*

I was just 4rthuring Bovine with a message about a pigeon before I saw that.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:31,
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I've just read her interview and read the thread for codes in shops and the like
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:48,
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He'd probably get you with his laser eyes anyway.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:26,
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So how do you get him out of orbit in the first place, eh? Answer me that.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:28,
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you really are an amateur :|
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:28,
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I still don't think you could catch a force-field protected, laser-eyed, bullet-time kitten with a sack.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:30,
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*puts ear to ground*
Quick, get off the road, incoming BW!!
*jumps in ditch, breaks leg*
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:17,
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Quick, get off the road, incoming BW!!
*jumps in ditch, breaks leg*


I don't like it, I don't like it ONE BIT!

cripes!
how could you look at it long enough to shop it?
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:16,
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how could you look at it long enough to shop it?

sweet dreams everyone, I know I won't be having any....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:22,
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/please excuse the caps, i needed to make my point
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:18,
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seriously disturbing, that's what.
but ever so WYH!
the blinking eyes are the cream on the cake, or the organs on the offal, or something.

the freakish man-worm beast or how much the foot reminds me of goatse man's hands. Did goatse man give birth to this?
Also, what the hell was the source picture of this of (please please tell me this IS shopped....)
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:20,
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Also, what the hell was the source picture of this of (please please tell me this IS shopped....)

*vomits
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:28,
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They're some sort of fish eggs, allegedly
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:32,
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I don't know, but jeeeeeeesus, they're bloody revolting
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:41,
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about her I like.
I think it's the sluttiness to be honest.
Her new album is great.
Poppies fan huh?
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:16,
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I think it's the sluttiness to be honest.
Her new album is great.
Poppies fan huh?

..it may be a bit warm where you're going to.
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Thu 1 Apr 2004, 12:38,
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daft talentless scruffy twat...?

they've tapped a niche
what does it matter if you don't like the music i'm not too much of a fan but at least respect others choices
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:08,
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what does it matter if you don't like the music i'm not too much of a fan but at least respect others choices

but you have to respect others choices in these matters
*nods solemnly*
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:11,
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*nods solemnly*

and in my professional opinion, he is a fair guitarist.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:11,
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the darkness to "Meat is Murder" By the Smiths. The track I'm referring to in particular is "That joke isn't funny any more"
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:15,
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the song entitled "broken hearts are for arseholes"
and the lyrics "ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute"
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:17,
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and the lyrics "ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute"

but he left us with a hell of a lot of cd's to buy
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:18,
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"In a way, we The Darkness, are all newborn calves taking our first stumbling steps into the celebrity world"
Genius
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:14,
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Genius

but surely they should have named a zebra after him...
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:15,
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blimey crikey this may well take some getting used too
please for the love of god go to this i have no idea if it is real (the evil in me tells me it isn't) i NEED to believe this could be true and that this ickle old bumbling man could possibly do this www.r50rd.co.uk/research/internal/v2i/engin/
p.s i'm new around these parts so HELLO, GOOD EVENING, tea and cakes round at mine anyone??
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:04,
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please for the love of god go to this i have no idea if it is real (the evil in me tells me it isn't) i NEED to believe this could be true and that this ickle old bumbling man could possibly do this www.r50rd.co.uk/research/internal/v2i/engin/
p.s i'm new around these parts so HELLO, GOOD EVENING, tea and cakes round at mine anyone??

if they did that to a volvo 240 estate it would be unstoppable and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:05,
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*ducks incoming flames*
edit: my apologies, that is damn cool
edit 2: and yeah it's very clearly fake, but still damn cool
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:05,
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edit: my apologies, that is damn cool
edit 2: and yeah it's very clearly fake, but still damn cool

while plainly not working on sound editing for three hours, then yes.
ENDLESS FUN.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:14,
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ENDLESS FUN.

well done :)
edit: i'm not trying to leech off your success
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:10,
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edit: i'm not trying to leech off your success

which is a term meaning that most b3tans have seen it before.
i also had heard that it wasn't real.
but welcome to b3ta... i recommend photoshopping a kitten, reading the FAQ so you know how to post it, and having a merry good time :)
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:06,
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i also had heard that it wasn't real.
but welcome to b3ta... i recommend photoshopping a kitten, reading the FAQ so you know how to post it, and having a merry good time :)

it's actually a rather sophistcated advert for the mini
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:06,
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*fingers in ears* LA LA LA LA shit can still read but magic innocence and wasted youth tells me it must be true
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:12,
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It's actually viral marketing for the BMW group. Check the text.
Compare what this guy claims to have achieved alone to what Sony and Honda have achieved with massive research budgets and manpower (QRIO and ASIMO robots)
The pictures are fake. Even just a cursory inspection reveals that.
This has been thoroughly debunked on Slashdot already - fairly amusingly a quite high proportion of people who're supposed to have a high degree of tech literacy were taken in by it there.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:13,
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Compare what this guy claims to have achieved alone to what Sony and Honda have achieved with massive research budgets and manpower (QRIO and ASIMO robots)
The pictures are fake. Even just a cursory inspection reveals that.
This has been thoroughly debunked on Slashdot already - fairly amusingly a quite high proportion of people who're supposed to have a high degree of tech literacy were taken in by it there.

try these out for size.
company 1 wasting $$$
company 2 wasting $$$
(probably glasscock for here, though, I'm sure)
I thought these were fakes for the longest time, but I don't think they are. I think these idiots actually believe governments will allow us all to just start zipping around all through the air one day.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:24,
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company 1 wasting $$$
company 2 wasting $$$
(probably glasscock for here, though, I'm sure)
I thought these were fakes for the longest time, but I don't think they are. I think these idiots actually believe governments will allow us all to just start zipping around all through the air one day.

i read something about these little beauts a few years ago and they actually were on tv, it must be true me mum says it is.
just realising with every word i type the more like a simpleton i sound... edumacated my arse!!
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:07,
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just realising with every word i type the more like a simpleton i sound... edumacated my arse!!

but is that a repost from aaaaages back?
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:03,
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But in a good way. You are an arteest!
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:09,
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but then i realized it was on purpose and cleverful.
then it made me giggle.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:03,
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then it made me giggle.

i have something planned, but it probably will not get done/will be shit.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:22,
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I had a joke in my head for this but now I'mtired and realizing that i have a HELL of an errand to do right about now.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:03,
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that's what you get when you don't buy a proper scientificator (tm)

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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:04,
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funny though only the chemist in my lab has a moustache. but he is sucessful with women.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:20,
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