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# ...

thanks to Skimo for the inspiration of this one
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Chickens
Beware! Woo!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# arf
that would have been much scarier
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# lol
reminds me of a teacher at school called mr cheeseman
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:45, archived)
# jeremy dances the night away...
despite losing his handbag in a game of poker...

previous jeremy... lick... draw...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# awwww
no handbag.. the poor blighter
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Woo. Reminds me of my Thing
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# why does
that remind me of GrandmaOfShoes?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# because i'm super?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# could be,
could be
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# hmm
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# that's
uncanny!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# there's not a can on the screen!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)
# exactly
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# stop tuff!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)
# spitting
image
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:45, archived)
# *squints at screen*
what the heck are those, shoes?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:45, archived)
# haha
YES MA'AM
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:46, archived)
# can't you work laces?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)
# haha yes but these are my looking good shoes and worn very little
and i dont like my other ones they smell of feet
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)
# i think i'm missing a vital something in the
comprehension of this.
like the hair, though.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# its the teeth
arf
sorry
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# haha! hurrah for moshing vegetables!

:)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# haha jeremy had a handbag how girly!
woo yay houpla!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# awwww.
lookit his little tongue a-flappin' in the breeze!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# aww
he's cute
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# yay
*foams at a disco*

also i read poker as pecker
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# exsurlunt
werk !
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# Tee hee hee
Lovely stuff once again. =)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:45, archived)
# woo yay first amination
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# can someone give me the link to pivot?
pretty please?
edit: sorry, how rude of me, well done, nice anim
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# here you go..
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# Aminations stink!
/chemistry pedant
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# very good
you pivot user, you

blobby crap stickmen are the way forward!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Ya
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# What the...?
Woo anyway
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# 2nd B3ta


This is what women of Britain are turning into
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)
# *lost*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# theres an upright missing,


oh wait no, she's sat on it.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# nope all uprights are present and correct i believe...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# wouldnt know
i cant count
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# i wouldn't know either....
i'd just assume not

some creature nailed upon the coloured door of time, insane teacher bit her reminded of the rhyme, they'll be no mutant enemy we shall certify, political ends and sub remain will die...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# get your hands off of my woman
mother fucker.......
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:39, archived)
# it's too close to home,
it's too close to the bone...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# yogi's knob is long and green
cu-cum cu-cum
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# daiseeee,
daiseee
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# rhythm is a dancer
you can feel it, you can feel it
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)
# That one really made
me laugh, and hence broke the cycle. If I add another song here, it will only be a futile attempt... although
they're justified, and they're ancient...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:46, archived)
# (and they drive an ice cream van........)


My lovely horse, running through the (hang on i can get this) fieeeld....
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:47, archived)
# oooh
He ducks, he dives and he throws down the gauntlet with "my lovely horse"...
What can Stickman offer in return...

Froggy went a' courtin' he did ride, a-hum, a-hum...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# and its no, nay, never
aggrhhhh, chooo, arse

no nay never no more
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# sadly, this
banter must end, we are about to drop off the page.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)
# i win
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:56, archived)
# you'd think so,
wouldn't you.
mwahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:58, archived)
# do you have to let it linger
do you have to, do you have to
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Have you seen her?
have you heard?
The way she plays, there are no words...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:08, archived)
# i sing myself to sleep, a song from the darkest hour........
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:13, archived)
# Some people stand in the darkness,
afraid to look into the light...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:17, archived)
# Ziggy played guitar, jammin' good with Weird and Gilly,
The spiders from Mars, he played it left hand
But made it too far
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:21, archived)
# I want to run,
I want to hide.
I want to tear down the walls,
that hold me inside.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:24, archived)
# i win on this one
Well, she wore big knickers,
And she worked on t' sewage farm,
I got me 'and down 'er jeans an'
I nearly lost half me arm.
But after ten pints,
Looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get me hands
On her flabby tits.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty,
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
I've just got to get me gob
'Round her inverted nipples.
She had a massive arse
And sweatty breasts,
Thirty eight inch,
She were a mound of flesh.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweatty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweatty Betty, have you smelt her breath,
Sweatty Betty, she'll crush a man to death.
And I knew that she wanted me fer shag 'er,
So I stabbed 'er cunt with me mutton dagger,
I couldn't believe the spots on her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty.
'An I've seen real Maccicians gerroff 'ome
But you know me, I'll shag endless buer.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweatty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweatty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweatty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside 'er.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, she's so obscene,
Sweatty Betty, it doesn't matter to me.
Sweatty Betty, she's like a lump of lard,
Sweatty Betty, she makes me willy hard.
England's Glory
Shut up and listen,
I'm gonna tell thee a story,
About me trip down south,
To the crotch of England's glory.
Took some Dombies and a Bod can,
To make me fell at home,
I'm going down London,
Dig up paving stones.
Got to London half past six,
And I wished I'd never come,
'Cos there's puffs down 'ere
Drinkin' halves of larger,
Without notes from their mum's.
No gravy at the chippy,
And what's a savaloy?
Every pub were full of boring
Isling bottom boys.
We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
An' a wife at home to fuck.
If I live to be forty,
I'll never understand,
Why they're up 'till eleven,
To drink beer that's second-hand.
Dialling 0625 on the telephone,
I shouts "pull us a pint of bitter ale
The night I'm comin' home."
We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.
Yeah, we are all just simple lads
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.
(repeat)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:28, archived)
# I can't
beat
that
kind
of
recital
power
...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:29, archived)
# i bet she did...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Giants? I hadn't noticed
I really need to get out more

woo!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# that's huuuuuuuuge...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Meditation
is only better than shagging if she doesn't take it up the arse
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta records. Have a look around, listen to a few tunes.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)
# thats woo that is
small doesnt look altered at all


Who's the laydee???
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)
# *shrugs shoulders*
some lady at a record shop, i guess.

when i found this picture, the upper left record looked like it said "deagostini" already, and one thing popped into my head......
/best of all the animals
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:27, archived)
# She's hot
subtle and woo

(and she's hot)

/edit: if you sit back, she looks like she's doing a popeye hakakakakaka
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:24, archived)
#
well blow me down.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# woo!
Does she work there?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:25, archived)
# I would like to congratulate you
on your avoidance of the use of the Quo in that.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:26, archived)
# well that would have been too obvious.
and besides, this is the wrong section. they'd be 3 rows over.

I do have an interesting quo pic up my sleeve, though...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
#
w/y/h how much are the helicopter is it real and i love horses?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# Woo
Lovely. =)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# where,s
status quo
(, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)
# built into every tube

100% fact
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)
# hello
and what about emma?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)
# She's just announcing the stops
not the problems.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:24, archived)
# of course
my favourite one of those is incredibly cheerful and says everything with such a flourish that he can make me smile at Victoria station at 8.50 in the morning, but he hasn't been there for the last few weeks :(
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:26, archived)
# and there will be a small gathering of
b3t4rthurians in Camden on Friday if you fancy it
*points to scheduler*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:27, archived)
# I'm in denmark
from friday to monday.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)
# oooh
viel spass!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Not seen
'b3t4rthurians' before. Bit of a gobfull.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)
# I'd hate to pigeonhole
anyone
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Freaky.
I was just 4rthuring Bovine with a message about a pigeon before I saw that.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# she's lovely!
I've just read her interview and read the thread for codes in shops and the like
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)
# Two mighty warriors locked in eternal combat for the fate of the universe
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)
# The kitten on top dodges when he should weave.
w00t!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)
# The bottom kitty should try aiming
yay
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)
# laser-eyed kittens!
zzzzaaaap!
hooray!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)
# what happens if evil kitten wins?
aaarrggh!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)
# we put it in a bag with a brick or two and place it in a lake
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)
# good plan
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:24, archived)
# how can we tell
which is the evil one?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:25, archived)
# ah piss it
let's just get a big bag and stick them both in
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:27, archived)
# good plan
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
# why thank you
now i'm going to quietly mong out to "Yes"
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# That's so cruel :-(
He'd probably get you with his laser eyes anyway.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:26, archived)
# god laser eyes only work in space
amateur :P
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Aha!
So how do you get him out of orbit in the first place, eh? Answer me that.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
# they have to land for refreshments at half time
you really are an amateur :|
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Bah!
I still don't think you could catch a force-field protected, laser-eyed, bullet-time kitten with a sack.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# there's nothing you can't do
with a little BLACK MAGIC
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# think of a sack and 2 bricks
think of the immense power
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# with NECROMANCY
and A BIG STICK
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
# b back
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)
# lurkeralert
neenawneenaw
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)
# The Red Arrows finished their show with a fan favourite
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# hmm....
*puts ear to ground*
Quick, get off the road, incoming BW!!
*jumps in ditch, breaks leg*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)
# What in the name of Jehova is this?!

I don't like it, I don't like it ONE BIT!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)
# argh
*RUNS!*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)
# *stones*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)
# oh lord
save me jeebus!
/hurl
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)
# FTL!



hoot
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# fuck me kill it
quick and hard
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# woooohuuurghh
yayhhurrrp
*splutch*
tis nice
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# fuck!
*runs*

*hides*

*whimpers*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# *yelps*
cripes!
how could you look at it long enough to shop it?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)
# That's what I'm asking myself.
sweet dreams everyone, I know I won't be having any....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)
# That is absolutely disgusting!
Rather woo though!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)
# ...
mash and bangers?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)
# ...
haggis?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)
# WHAT THE HELL IS IT AND WHY IS THERE A FOOT THERE?
/please excuse the caps, i needed to make my point
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)
#
the foot stood on it i think
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:58, archived)
#
the foot stood on it i think
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:58, archived)
# What is it?

seriously disturbing, that's what.

but ever so WYH!

the blinking eyes are the cream on the cake, or the organs on the offal, or something.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)
# KILL IT
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)
# i dont know what disturbs me more
the freakish man-worm beast or how much the foot reminds me of goatse man's hands. Did goatse man give birth to this?

Also, what the hell was the source picture of this of (please please tell me this IS shopped....)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)
# ARRRRRGHHHH!
I just saw the face!
ARRRRRRRGHHH!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)
# mutant whale
penis dismemberment

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:27, archived)
# i dont like the fact that that sausage has veins in it
*vomits
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
# They're not sausages...
They're some sort of fish eggs, allegedly
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# FISH DO NOT HAVE EGGS THAT LARGE.
or that vile.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Shark of something...
I don't know, but jeeeeeeesus, they're bloody revolting
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# BEST POST
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# I don't care what you say



I think he looks absolutely lovely
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# Aww, he's all grown up!
Woo yay!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# hehe he's lost weight good for him
woo yay
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)
# heh heh
and you even put in the lunch box
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)
# heh
looks like he went on the diet below..
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)
# Meaningful employment
for Svenno. His mother must be proud.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)
# I agree!
yay
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] slim-fast?

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)
# I love that woman.
But woo anyhoo.


hoot
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# yeah
I liked early hole.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)
# There's something
about her I like.

I think it's the sluttiness to be honest.
Her new album is great.


Poppies fan huh?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Losing weight is cool...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)
# Something tells me..
..it may be a bit warm where you're going to.

(, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# not a very nice thing to call a baby giraffe......

daft talentless scruffy twat...?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)
# they have a lot of talent
they've tapped a niche

what does it matter if you don't like the music i'm not too much of a fan but at least respect others choices
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)
# i still think they're a bit wank ;)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)
# i'm not a fan
but you have to respect others choices in these matters

*nods solemnly*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# what about busted fans
can i wee in their shandy?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)
# if you want to up to you
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)
# I think they are alright
and in my professional opinion, he is a fair guitarist.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# indeed
i can listen to them
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)
# personally I would refer
the darkness to "Meat is Murder" By the Smiths. The track I'm referring to in particular is "That joke isn't funny any more"
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# well may i refer you to a song by Frank Zappa
the song entitled "broken hearts are for arseholes"

and the lyrics "ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute"
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)
# he he.
Zappa.
*nostalgic sigh*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)
# shame he died
but he left us with a hell of a lot of cd's to buy
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)
# He's a very funny bloke actually
"In a way, we The Darkness, are all newborn calves taking our first stumbling steps into the celebrity world"
Genius
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)
# i like them
but surely they should have named a zebra after him...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# evening all
blimey crikey this may well take some getting used too

please for the love of god go to this i have no idea if it is real (the evil in me tells me it isn't) i NEED to believe this could be true and that this ickle old bumbling man could possibly do this www.r50rd.co.uk/research/internal/v2i/engin/

p.s i'm new around these parts so HELLO, GOOD EVENING, tea and cakes round at mine anyone??
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)
# bet its not a transformer
if they did that to a volvo 240 estate it would be unstoppable and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)
# It is a very well done
fake.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)
# oh you really didn't want to do that...
*ducks incoming flames*

edit: my apologies, that is damn cool
edit 2: and yeah it's very clearly fake, but still damn cool
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)
# *farts*
*lights*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)
# gosh!
i never knew you were a reverse dragon!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)
# yes it's true!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)
# i'd illustrate it, but, you know,
i'm in class an' all.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# hahaha
hope class is fun!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)
# if you call fun hanging around b3ta
while plainly not working on sound editing for three hours, then yes.
ENDLESS FUN.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)
# I finally got a front page :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)
# i told you would if you kept with it
well done :)

edit: i'm not trying to leech off your success
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)
# unfortunately that's 'glasscock',
which is a term meaning that most b3tans have seen it before.
i also had heard that it wasn't real.
but welcome to b3ta... i recommend photoshopping a kitten, reading the FAQ so you know how to post it, and having a merry good time :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)
# i'm afraid it has been here before but it's still ace
it's actually a rather sophistcated advert for the mini
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)
# Do you have Jaffa Cakes


hoot
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)
# it looks like
bumblebee
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)
# long time listener first time caller
*fingers in ears* LA LA LA LA shit can still read but magic innocence and wasted youth tells me it must be true
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)
# He he he,
It does as well!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# If it's on the interweb
then it must be true.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)
# Viral marketing
It's actually viral marketing for the BMW group. Check the text.
Compare what this guy claims to have achieved alone to what Sony and Honda have achieved with massive research budgets and manpower (QRIO and ASIMO robots)
The pictures are fake. Even just a cursory inspection reveals that.
This has been thoroughly debunked on Slashdot already - fairly amusingly a quite high proportion of people who're supposed to have a high degree of tech literacy were taken in by it there.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)
# if you like that fakerism
try these out for size.

company 1 wasting $$$
company 2 wasting $$$

(probably glasscock for here, though, I'm sure)

I thought these were fakes for the longest time, but I don't think they are. I think these idiots actually believe governments will allow us all to just start zipping around all through the air one day.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:24, archived)
# .
i read something about these little beauts a few years ago and they actually were on tv, it must be true me mum says it is.

just realising with every word i type the more like a simpleton i sound... edumacated my arse!!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:07, archived)
# They bought that up
In chav's question time today

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# I'm in a MS paint mood
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# I
am a scrote.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# i may be doing you a dis service
but is that a repost from aaaaages back?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# no
not that i have seen, if it is similar I apologize.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)
# woo yay that's strange
but can't read the writing very well
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)
# just go look at it from the car, you'll be fine.
.

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)
# the football is still crap
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)
# That's a bit disturbing.
But in a good way. You are an arteest!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)
# YIKES
!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)
# Photographic proof~
that the war in Iraq was planned!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)
# Seamus
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# i was going to say that
but then i realized it was on purpose and cleverful.
then it made me giggle.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# I see you're nearly at your first b3tan birthday
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# i know, i know...
i have something planned, but it probably will not get done/will be shit.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)
# I see no seams...
I had a joke in my head for this but now I'mtired and realizing that i have a HELL of an errand to do right about now.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# are you a scot?
the tape makes me wonder ;)

(woo, btw)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# "........................................what?"


(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)
# classic
you are a genius
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# victorian
pranksters

woo to that
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# hehehe
that's what you get when you don't buy a proper scientificator (tm)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)
# Woo to twiddlabe moustaches
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)
# woo
funny though only the chemist in my lab has a moustache. but he is sucessful with women.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)
# very woo indeed
.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)

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