He's
Barking mad for pulling that twig off.
/Gets coat. Drinks whiskey and wanks over Vanessa Feltz
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:17,
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/Gets coat. Drinks whiskey and wanks over Vanessa Feltz
Hey!
The rules say you must modify any images before posting them...
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:57,
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hehe
Edit: Has anybody else had this flu-type-bug-thingee? I'm getting bloody fed up of it now. grrrrr
Edit2: Ah well... at least I'm suffering in company. I'm off to shiver/sweat and feel sorry for myself in bed. Nighty-night b3ta folk.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:00,
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Edit: Has anybody else had this flu-type-bug-thingee? I'm getting bloody fed up of it now. grrrrr
Edit2: Ah well... at least I'm suffering in company. I'm off to shiver/sweat and feel sorry for myself in bed. Nighty-night b3ta folk.
My mate did
Said he thought he was going to die. It sounds bad...Or good if you like death for some reason.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:03,
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1. Surely she shouldn't wear a skirt when on a ladder.
2. Yes. Lasts about a fortnight on and off. Curse that flu-bug.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:03,
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forget about et :)
just dont do it again,else i'll get er...something on you..........heh.....
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:21,
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flu type thing, not me?
Woo to the 2 pic's, gave me a laugh..
that guy in that 2nd one looks like a bald barrymore! (michael that is)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:04,
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that guy in that 2nd one looks like a bald barrymore! (michael that is)
Oh God, no.
Some filthy bastard was sneezing his bollocks off all over the pub on Friday and today I'm feeling a bit fucked-over. If I've caught something nasty I'll be going back to the pub to stab him to death with a snapped pool cue. The cunt.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:07,
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ooooooooo
I used too love that! I always wanted Cyril to win though because the racoons were freaky....too me......
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:52,
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The pigs did for me
They went to all the trouble of putting on hats and jumpers, but they had no TROUSERS.
The same could be said for Donald Duck, but at least he wasn't flesh coloured.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:55,
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The same could be said for Donald Duck, but at least he wasn't flesh coloured.
oh dear me yes.
argh. plus their trotters always looked
filthy to me.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:58,
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filthy to me.
I loved the song....
Run with us, we have everything you need.
Come with us, you are free.
Actually, now it has worrying connotations.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:06,
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Come with us, you are free.
Actually, now it has worrying connotations.
what..
was he though? i mean a racoon is a racoon..
what was cyril though? and his son...
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:54,
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what was cyril though? and his son...
i always thought
'hairless aardvark'
but i was a troubled child...
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:56,
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but i was a troubled child...
Paper bag her for sure!
Anyone know where I can find paper bag porn?
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:56,
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(=)))(((=)
Heres her icon, its much smaller of a file then the original (700+k)( b3ta.com/board/3058020 ), icons are my new method of gif optimization, untill I get the initiative to learn a new one..
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:46,
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Heres her icon, its much smaller of a file then the original (700+k)( b3ta.com/board/3058020 ), icons are my new method of gif optimization, untill I get the initiative to learn a new one..
its still huge though
if you're going to optimise,
optimise it HARD!
85KB, Websnap Adaptive, 16 colours, no dithering, no loss
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:48,
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optimise it HARD!
85KB, Websnap Adaptive, 16 colours, no dithering, no loss
Macromedia Fireworks MX
its ace at optimising and web graphics
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:54,
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This weighs in at 73K
Considering the amount of movement in the pic I'd say that's quite good, done in Ani Shop...
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:59,
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Considering the amount of movement in the pic I'd say that's quite good, done in Ani Shop...
cool, quite a lot of colour there too.
cutting every other frame out helps when making gifs from vidcaps too.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:01,
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It's animated so every other frame is a 'half-frame'
Where it's a blend of the two drawn frames, so I already did that. Also I find for cel-shaded stuff using nearest colour instead of a smart filter lets you hack away more colours without loss, I think I still managed 128 in that one though.
EDIT: To clarify, cel-shaded videos use a system to ensure you only draw half as many frames, so every other frame of the DVD is blended, as such the first thing you do is get rid of those 'half-and-half' frames, as such I've already chopped every other frame.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:03,
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EDIT: To clarify, cel-shaded videos use a system to ensure you only draw half as many frames, so every other frame of the DVD is blended, as such the first thing you do is get rid of those 'half-and-half' frames, as such I've already chopped every other frame.
i have a video encoder for my pda
that has either 'film' or 'anime' as the encoding modes, so i guess the anime one uses that cel-shading trick.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:10,
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Icon from
Cyber tarp, I just used the one thats advertising the bigger one. When I made it I spent way to long trying to figure out how to make the file smaller. Maybe I'll try again when I make a new one..
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:52,
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just thought id pearoast...
It's the paperpimp... or the pimperclip!
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:46,
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It's the paperpimp... or the pimperclip!
i dont care what he's called
i love him and all he stands for.
woo and yay.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:57,
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woo and yay.
If anyone reposts iPod pics i'll delete the thread, but
This is a good test of how many 4rthur people are on here...
[edit]Hmm...should have changed the letter spacing...meh.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:48,
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This is a good test of how many 4rthur people are on here...
[edit]Hmm...should have changed the letter spacing...meh.
But I'm wearing the blue pyjamas.....
Pay more attention next time.
Delightful.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:53,
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Delightful.
knackered.
sorry.
usually helps to say what kind of logo you want....
i'll make you a nice one for a tenner
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:41,
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usually helps to say what kind of logo you want....
i'll make you a nice one for a tenner
In all fairness it was your fault for not looking where it went
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:43,
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i didn't even click on it
as i knew where it was going thanks to the status bar.
its fucking sad that people feel the need to link to goatse just because the guy asked a question.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:45,
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its fucking sad that people feel the need to link to goatse just because the guy asked a question.
Because he has been asking this question for an entire week
every day.
Maybe he will just have an idea and do it himself after that trauma.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:47,
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Maybe he will just have an idea and do it himself after that trauma.
In fairness,
the same idiot has asked the same question every so often for ages.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:48,
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here's one for you...
look i did it in paitn aswel LOLZ
*non-fluffy and tired from writing an essay all day so THERE fucko*
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:47,
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look i did it in paitn aswel LOLZ
*non-fluffy and tired from writing an essay all day so THERE fucko*
what are you looking for?
add it to your profile name (see profile to help me with logo) /profile and I'm sure some kind soul will oblige
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:51,
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aynone who doesnt
needs to have the top of their head bitten off
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:42,
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Must.....bring...booze...........
*walks into wall and is rendered unconsious*
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:41,
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i don't even know what's going on
but i love the hell out of it because it's so woo!
hooray for B/W shoppage.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:34,
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hooray for B/W shoppage.
It's a word associaition game where
you mustn't pause and must hesitate otherwise you get a bash on the head like
*this*
Look at each other and go
*Blahhhhh*
Look at the camera and go
*Blahhhhh*
The first word is
'Picture'.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:38,
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*this*
Look at each other and go
*Blahhhhh*
Look at the camera and go
*Blahhhhh*
The first word is
'Picture'.
*bash*
Needing a piss consitutes a pause.
Timmy Mallet doesn't make the rules he just enforces them.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:48,
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Timmy Mallet doesn't make the rules he just enforces them.
As I said
I dont make the rules. Just take your bash and after the show if you want to complain there are proper channels of appeal you can go through.
OK people, move along now.
Nothing to see here.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:51,
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OK people, move along now.
Nothing to see here.
w00t
Tiimy Mallet, Mr. Blobby and Noel Edmonds in the same room (sort of) = ownage.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:38,
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Timmy Mallet..
Ahh takes me back, remember pinky punky? that small mallet.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:44,
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Hurrah
The jury says
Have my Wogan Mk 1, it's a collectors item..
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:56,
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Have my Wogan Mk 1, it's a collectors item..
It seemed er.....fitting for 666 messages?
yes, I know, seemless
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:31,
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yes, I know, seemless
*gack*
Kiedis of course!
He doesn't look like Kilro...actually, in that pic he does....
feck..
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:37,
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He doesn't look like Kilro...actually, in that pic he does....
feck..
hull, now.
does anyone know where I could get some descent webcam/motion deteciton software for free for my webcam?
the software it came with is shite, not to meniton the company is now non-existant.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:33,
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the software it came with is shite, not to meniton the company is now non-existant.
that's just not right!
it's 999 for emergencies!
TJ: can anyone see the cam now? click here
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:36,
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TJ: can anyone see the cam now? click here
are you sure that IP is right
it looks more like a local network IP
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:38,
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does the chat come up?
anything?
the IP is the router,
i'm trying to feed it through my firewall
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:39,
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the IP is the router,
i'm trying to feed it through my firewall
it wont load
and that may be the local address of your router but its not your internet IP, for example my computers IP on the network is 192.168.0.1 but my internet IP is more like 172. ... etc
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:41,
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You got off lightly.
I got no t-shirt and 5 grands worth of debt and that was 6 years ago.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:31,
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ebay is your
friend.
There are still many more weak willed people out there to exploit.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:53,
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There are still many more weak willed people out there to exploit.
i'm not even going to make it to three years
if i don't write these fricking essays..
just one more f5..
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:39,
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just one more f5..
It was a good picture
but was missing a a little *something*...
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:25,
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but was missing a a little *something*...
Yes, but how?
By singing? By dancing? By raising the tide levels by sweating copiously?
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:33,
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The Doors
Click
Mildly over indulgent weekend, must go and die now. Night
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:22,
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Mildly over indulgent weekend, must go and die now. Night
ooh...
before you head off... did you know your box video was being used on the fhm (?) site? someone linked to it earlier... as it's a commercial site seemed a bit cheeky if they weren't giving you credit...
/unfortunately wasn't really paying enough attention to it all... :|
edit: and haha! fab...
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:26,
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/unfortunately wasn't really paying enough attention to it all... :|
edit: and haha! fab...
i'll have a look for the board thread for you...
hang on...
edit: here you go...
www.b3ta.com/board/3057690
it does look like yours... recompressed to buggery with no credit unless it's on the referring page...
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:30,
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edit: here you go...
www.b3ta.com/board/3057690
it does look like yours... recompressed to buggery with no credit unless it's on the referring page...
Yeah, I made a Quicktime version
was having probs with people not being able to see it
you're right, the fuckers didn't credit me either. Maybe I should start burning my url into the videos
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:36,
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you're right, the fuckers didn't credit me either. Maybe I should start burning my url into the videos
that's a bit out of order...
i don't mind stuff being used on other sites but using them on commercial sites without acknowledgement crosses a line as far as i'm concerned... i stick my url on everything now...
you could always use an ident at the end if you don't want it to be too intrusive... most people don't know how to edit them out or can't be bothered...
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:41,
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you could always use an ident at the end if you don't want it to be too intrusive... most people don't know how to edit them out or can't be bothered...
I woudl suggest
having a URl or logo "burned" into the vid for the first few seconds then have it fade out, or something.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:44,
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I agree
..leaves a slightly bad taste in the mouth...
prolly won't put an ident at the end because I make an effort to have them loop properly
..congrats on your work btw, great stuff
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:46,
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prolly won't put an ident at the end because I make an effort to have them loop properly
..congrats on your work btw, great stuff
hmm...
i'm a bit obsessive about stuff looping too... maybe just go for the url then... you've been a very welcome addition to b3ta btw... your stuff is ace....
right... and i was heading off ages ago so must go and do some sensible things now... night :)
edit: and ta!
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:52,
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right... and i was heading off ages ago so must go and do some sensible things now... night :)
edit: and ta!
Xylophone buggery!
That be good! Woo yay!
Hope you recover soon :-)
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:27,
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Hope you recover soon :-)
Man, when are you going to stop being so good
and start being mediocre like the rest of us?
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:28,
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Duuuuuuuude
Awsome!
I think I may have seen Point Break too many times.....
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:30,
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I think I may have seen Point Break too many times.....
Arf!
First thing I see when I click 'board' and it's this gem! Woooooo!
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:22,
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Evenin' You!
I was thinking that too... curse your quick typing abilities.
Edit: Looks like he's about to bust some speeding cars too!
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:25,
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Edit: Looks like he's about to bust some speeding cars too!
what can I say?
not just a pretty face, y'know ;-)
edit: going at warp 9 in a warp 7 zone, no doubt.
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:26,
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edit: going at warp 9 in a warp 7 zone, no doubt.
hahaha!
fab... :)
and i think i'm away for now folks... night night...
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Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:24,
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and i think i'm away for now folks... night night...
it is...
i plan to do some sensible things before bed... but it is possible that i'll return as the wine i'm consuming may battle against sensibleness... :)
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