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all that was needed now were two really big rackets

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Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)

woo!

FP it, someone!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)

woo!

Jinx it someone! :)

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)

Woo to that!

Fanspasmic.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)

that's good

Well done.

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)

Top notch good fella

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)

Space crew

ep2 is fantastic, btw.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)

Thanks Mr Ben

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)

arf

that = good = woo = yay

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)

thats good that is

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)

owls

can turn their heads all they way..

which makes them quite good at breakdancing.

(radja, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)

Super!

Dance baby! Too-wit-too-WOO!

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)

You spin me right round

baby, right round, like a record baby right round round round.

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)

haha!

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)

Hang on...

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mozza, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)

thats freaky but very woo

also muhahahahhaha

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)

What would he

do if t'were true? He's a racist ijit and no mistake.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)

"what do you call a fat mancunian comic drowning

in a vat of their own bile?"
"a good start"

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)

nicely done

and more than a little scary

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)

...seamless

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CitizenKaned, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)

HEY SUCKER,TAKE IT FROM ME , MR B.

(shorty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)

Guess how much

Jared lost on a diet of nothing but Hummus!

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Box of Rabbits, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)

His Job?

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)

Jared

has aides.

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)

News from the weekend

(okay - it's another damn pearoast)
The biscuit game is NOT gay. Really. er...not that we play it anyway...

we go over to Warwick Hunt for a wider perspective...

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)

Woo... if only that were the end of it.

*sighs*

(microsaulxp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)

Did someone say pearoast?

Shinobi-wan kenobi?

(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)

yay

woosome!

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)

yes,

yes they did

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)

New

Radiohead album sleeve?

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)

if only

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)

In your bigger pic

the guy on the right reminds me of when I was walking past a kids playground (not a paedo, just it was next to the path) and this 6 year old shouts "Oi mate, you're gay". My (female) friend with me turns to me and said "How did he know?"

I'm not a bummer by the way.

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)

I think it's exposure to this board

www.b3ta.com/board/3041195

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)

You may well be right

However, you will be teaching children such as this, so be sure they use the word gayers instead of gay, and bumsexual as well.

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)

Bernard: Why didn't you just say you were gay?
Manny: What? But I, I'm not.
Bernard: But you're interested in lamps.
Manny: Yeah but I'm interested in, in women, and lamps. I thought you were actually (points to Bernard). Gay, I mean.
Bernard: So did I for a bit. Then I found out about the prohibitive standards of hygiene. And all that dancing!

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)

blackbooks

am de bestest

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)

News-related weekend pea-roasts, you say?

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Neth, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)

Have a woo

in a pipe and smoke it....SMOKE IT!

(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)

ohh pea roast, have a ninja tortoise

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mongychops, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)

The irqis

dont know how to spell things right.

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Box of Rabbits, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)

*AHEM*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)

*sniff*

I'm so proud

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)

summat to do with harmless?

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)

Mostly

kittens?

Edit: How rude of me - congrats! ()c;

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)

summat to do with harmless kittens

and mostly harmless kittens

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)

i'm not taking your name bitch

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)

now now

let's not fight

cunt

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)

*raises hanbag*

*walks back ten paces*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)

/stamps feet

/does 'the look'

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)

sorry dear

i'll cook tonight shall i?

*bends over*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

your cooking? i think takeaway

/inserts

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)

i am an excellent cook

its not my fault that everyone at our last dinner party had dodgy hearts!!

*re-digs patio*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

you're sooo the bitch

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)

i am aren't i

butch

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)

not sure i'm overly butch

*flexes muscles*
no, definitely not.....

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)

uh-oh...

trouble already. Have you really thought this through?

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)

Theorising that one could travel within his own lifetime, summat to do with kittens stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his harmless

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)

PPPSSFFTTTT

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)

time for your pills, I think,

mostly harmless, Just the good ol' boys, Never meanin' no harm, Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was kittens

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)

you can get pills for the dukes of hazard theme tune

bring em on

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)

arf!

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)

ooh!

A wedding!

*buys new hat*

EDIT:fucking gayers...

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)

bovine will probably nick it for his own "ends".

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)

Good point.

*puts clingfilm over hat*

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)

use tinfoil its safer

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)

I would but

I used the last of my tinfoil to cover our house over the weekend. One can't be too careful these days.

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)

i hope you used shiny side out

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)

Of course.

I'm not stupid you know.

*goes home - turns tinfoil right way out*

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)

we're sooooo happy :)

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)

ooh

congratulations

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)

it'll be a bumgay wedding anyway.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)

someone noticed

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)

Are you

one them gayers then?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)

technically no

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)

so you've resorted to technicalities now . . .

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)

yup

just to make it all legally complicated and jargony sounding

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)

surely that will mean you will breed harmless kittens

That will be no good for the evil army of fluff which I am assembling to invade Iraq.

However will be good for shoppage

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)

Is George Bush invited?

Congratulations.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)

congrats

hope your very happy together*

*really

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)

San Francisco, baby, YEAH!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)

first of the day

sychronized dildo? could catch on...

(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

(shorty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)

Oh look

at the keeper DDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!!

(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)

Gordon Banks

is ALIVE!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)

Good lord

Have a Nazi Brian (bet he could have heckled Hitler from there)

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)

Revolutionary Brian

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)

Topless Minnie Driver (late-nite pearoast)

Bad punnage meant no sleep until purged of this

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)

she

would get it, seamless as she is

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)

weekend pearoast thread

that'll do me

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)

Now with "i'm your father"-action

/hell

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)

oh no!

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Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)

HHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHHAHA!

shhh! this is a quiet office!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)

I find

your lack of lubrication disturbing.

(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)

pffft!

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)

Ouch

that "helmut" is going to get caught on the flaps on the way out. Just how I like it.

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)

woo!

you've also unwittingly recreated her first ever TV appearance in a deodorant advert, in which ahe was sitting in an open top car.

\yawn

(8-Ball, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)

made this earlier

sorry found it funny at the time

(That guy with a hat., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)

*waits for animation*

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)

Redex

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)

I dont know why

but that really made me laugh :D

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)

aaaarggh!

the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat! the scat!

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)

shut up or i'll post our announcement in a new thread

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)

do it

i would but i can't remember the link :(

EDIT - hahahahahahahahahaha

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)

i can replace it...

(That guy with a hat., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)

Morning all

The compressor incident.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)

woo for inflating penguins

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha

/wets self

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)

Arf arf arf

100% guaranteed frontpage. :)

(Small Beer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)

How naughty!!!

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Mr. Bell Division, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You sir, rock.

If you weren't a bloke I'd ask you to marry me.

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)

Wahey!!

Long time, no stuff.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)

*ahem*

winloseordraw

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)

Cor,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)

even more

here

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)

I've

just been looking...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)

ding

dong i say there...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)

Hassle

hassle hassle

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)

very very veryveryvery

nice

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)

That's hilarious

Woo to you!

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Neth, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)

Hahaha

Hahahahahahaha...

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)

*mini orgasm*

I don't own a hat big enough to doff at that.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)

Woo to living life

on the edge!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)

Hahahahahah

and again hahahahahah

(Schlottie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)

A most welcome return Mr Sheep,

a most welcome return indeed

(ivor_the_engine, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)

ooh

What a smashing response. Have missed everyone. Had some issues. Now mostly dealt with. Nice to be back.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)

lovely animation :)

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mozza, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)

Woo!

Thats fab!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)

hahabonk

It's the cartoony pause and fall at the end that caps it nicely. I can almost hear him..."waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhggghghhggghhhhh...fucksocks." *THUD*

(sacredchao, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)

Oh my, that's excellent!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)

true fact

that's something that has actually been tried, with the blowie dying because his bowel exploded, or so i heard. so, never try this at home kids!

(bwana dik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)

This one photo

is the only evidence that this place actually exists...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)

It's funny because

it's true, woo to you

(When weasels ruled the world, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)

that photo is a lie*

*100% Fact

Yours Truly
The Government

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)

wooyay!

that = class

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)

Terry's got one now.

(microsaulxp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)

pppsssffttttt

wogans glasscock

*snigger*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)

He's got a rather small cock

/coat

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)

Being as you mention it...

... I think his glasscock is appropriately proportioned given the scale of the piccy.

You won't see this on Right to Reply.

Miss G Roslin wrote in to say "Thank you BBC, Terry Wogan made me scream repeatedly."

(microsaulxp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)

you realise thats a mental image that will stay with me forever

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)

Don't fight it...

... feel it.

DARK.

(microsaulxp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)

"Ah, hello there,

You've caught me just as I was about to wend me way over to Gaby Roslin, and give her a rather large helping, of me glasscock!"

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)

you listen to radio 2

and I claim my five easy listening compilation albums

(woo to tezza's cock)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)

I do

and I'm proud to!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)

With Mark n Lard replaced by

Colin Murray and Edith Piav I don't blame you.

Who gives Colin Murray work? It's like all the smugness that ever was and ever shall be was made incarnate in one person.

(microsaulxp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)

radio

1 sure has gone downhill faster than a downhill thing with their line up now...sure is radio turd.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)

that was uncanny

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)

tis very easy to talk like the old Wogan himself, just add few flowery words hither and thither pause, in strange places and just generally, talk me donkeys legs off.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)

it's you

isn't it?
can I have "all around my hat" by steeleye span dedicated to my gran please?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)

Ah no,

I shall be playing, a little bit of the old Rod, Stewart.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)

Ewww

Has one of his eyes fallen out?!

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rub-a-chicken, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)

Old McDonalds had their own branded mineral water

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)

ahaha!

you're terrible you.

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dipdapdop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

badum..

(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

tish

edit: i dont get it btw :s

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)

haha

you don't get it becuase you're heaumeau.
In a non gay way

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)

I get it now... the problem is that "ei" is a SINGLE sound in dutch, pronounced as "I". hence.

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)

Phht

When I were a lad, we were to poor to afford vowls.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)

you're still on then......

(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)

Doubleplusfunny.

(Small Beer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

andonefromlastnight

Biggify

.

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

heh

that's mightyfine too ;)

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dipdapdop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)

now that i like

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)

*arf*

woo

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

hahahaha

woo!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

Fantastic.

Puntacular. Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)

Jesus,

that took me far too long.

w/y

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)

worrying

thing is..that would sell.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)

hahahaha

superb

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)

i am

too slow

what's the joke?

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)

old

mcdonald had a farm..eieiohh..

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)

i will die

from that punnage

-edit- in a good way, of course

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)

Ha!

Everyone give up now. B3ta can finally die happy.

(maddave, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)

that

is damn classy. Havawoo

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)

Wow

That am so woo!
best thing i've seen since the blonde in the red golf on the M56 this morning...

WOOYAYHOUPLA

edit: Why this didn't get an FP is beyond me!

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)

and in that water

he had some carcinogens
eieioh
with a malignancy here
and a lawsuit there
here a cyst
there a cyst
everywhere a PR disaster

w/y

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)

i made a cartoon about coke giving you exploding brain cysts

but it scanned really badly and my handwriting was so bad people thought i had cerebral palsy

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)

or perhaps

exploding brain cysts?

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dipdapdop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)

hehe

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dipdapdop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)

That doesn't rhyme.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)

neither does the original

really.

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dipdapdop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)

there was a young stoodent called wanky

who didn't know how to say thankee
stick it in your hat
you ungrateful twat
or at least wipe it off on a hanky

/rhyme

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)

Pearoast from yesterday

but the Beeb says he's still under lock and key.

It was the hat, really.

(Small Beer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

OOOH!

Political!

Ever see the somethingawful.com version of the Private Lynch story?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)

Nope.

Had a look at the site - link?

(Small Beer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)

Here ya go...

www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1786

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)

(Small Beer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)

repost

you say ?..have the sacred shroud of blessed

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

First Post: Tony's gotta lotta bottle

(Benz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)

Woo.

Very good! High quality punning.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)

arf

top lurkage there btw
/doffs cap
/drops trousers

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)

new record?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

it has got to be close

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

new record for what?

trouser dropping?

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)

new record for trouser dropping of course

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)

wooo me

/accepts trophy

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)

you'll have to bend over to accept it.

/coat

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)

'it says bend over and insert'

'insert into what?'
'well there's no mention of a vase'

/bottom

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)

it also says

made in china, but you dont see any of us with stamps like that.

oh wait *checks tattoo*, sorry i was wrong

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)

blimey ... that is impressive

not sure whether I'm talking about the lurkage or the trouser contents ...

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)

definitely the latter

/waggles

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)

*adjusts opera glasses*

*raises eyebrow*

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)

Hehe, top punnage

woo yay

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)

Ha ha... that is positivly top drawer, and I bet the buggers do as well... you never see the stuff being poured down the drains on TV any more.

(Schlottie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

a chutzpah point for that good bloke

good punnage + first post = prolly a dead good b3tan.
woo!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

boom boom

the puns are strong today

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)

good

game..good game.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)

well-shopped

but am I being a bit thick?
what's brucie got in common with a short-arse coke-addled fatboy football cheat?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

CAREFUL!

Very thin ice. Brucie's lawyers'll be in...

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

well

i noticed some maradona pics and thought..stick brucies head on it.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)

that's a relief

have a belated "nice to see you .... to see you ... crackerjack"

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

Filesharing on the high seas.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

Splendid!

Woo to you.

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)

Arf... the punnage, woo to you

(Schlottie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

hahahahaha

*snigger*
WOO

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)

Great wordplay. :)

(Small Beer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)

dear :)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)

hahaha

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)

Spifin'!

Damn Pirates !!

(phleepit has been lurking for way too long..., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

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