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All the years off the telly had meant...

...that Basil would do anything to earn a few quid.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)

seam-

less

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weirdbeard, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)

fu manchu fan?

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)

fu manchu

your mother too
and your Daddeeee

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)

pigsy

fan

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weirdbeard, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

daphne and celeste

depending on what mood you're in, they represent everything that's right/wrong with music today

minimum of 37% fact

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

Myfirst 'seamless'...

...I feel like I've finally arrived.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

Welcome then

Did you take the A12 or did you go through Braintree to the M11?

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weirdbeard, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

I took the A12.

Right up the shitter, that's how I took it.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)

Stars on the Shitta (number 32)

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)

Hahahaha

(I fucking hate him, and his wifes jowls)

Wheres your watermark? usually it cleverly plays part of the pic, is it in there?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)

maybe it's in the newspaper

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)

or maybe the bowl has been pebble-dashed

to spell it out in poo

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

not on that one Sigsy

too lazy

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

like it

a lot. yay!

(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)

Dear Mr. 5,

I am concerned at the outrageous amount of source pictures you have for people on the toilet. Might one suggest you seek medical help?
All the Best.

Robert St.John-Pomeroy Scott III

P.s. Woo.
Oh- Subtle soilage too...

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)

thats me

:)
hehehehe

soilage ahahahaha lmao

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)

hahahha

Would this make you a scatman?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)

absolutely not

but my shreddies are always like that

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

Blimey!

Sort your wiping out!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

I only have one pair

just turn them inside out on he odd occasion :)

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)

Woo !

That's lovely. I hate the smug little *!*% as well. What's that dubious looking stain on his pants, it looks a bit like he's on the jammy rag ?

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rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)

His facial expression

makes me think he's had a right rock up there, finally forced it out with such strain that his skull nearly collapsed in on itself and he's now relaxing.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

brian's regressed

(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)

That's one noisy baby

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)

Seamless

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)

ozzy stays healthy with a regular facial grind.

(kiwi damo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)

Anyone know where I can stand my Hat?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)

sure

/runs away

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)

No, Brian. For the last time, there's no diving in this one.

Crap, I know. Just an idea over lunch.

(kittenpusher, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)

I'd buy that

for a dollar

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)

I'd buy it

for a pound...

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)

i'd buy it for a rouble

mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)

masher masher masher masher

mashroom mashroom mashroom.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)

You would need EAX to get that working

to it's full effect. Woo.

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)

mc escher

(51, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

Seamless!

Great punfoolery... Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)

ahahahahahhahahahaha

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)

quick TJ

my mad scientist days have begun.
THanks to mostly harmless, I was able to delete a convo we had,
thus puling an image out of the spazz..so...in theory..
you can infinitely re-spazz an image...like dunking a donut!

erm...nevermind

/EDIT
Ill prove it.. if you all reply to this.. then i delete, we can infinitely respazz the politics post that used to be at the bottom..
*belm

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)

....what

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)

OMG

(Kimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)

uummmm

yeah, what he said.....

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)

ahhhhhh......

/goes to find straightjacket

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)

....meh?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)

You mean by deleting a really old post, you can get away with pearoastage?

/attempt at translation

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)

um..not quite

basically lets say this post took up the whole page right? all the posts below go to the spazzy depths.. if I delete this post, they come back..

so basically we can freeze time

/head explodes
MUHAHAHAHA

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)

kds

can you tell me those other sites you know where you can upload a mix? cheers

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Polly Carbonate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)

i looked into it and the other sites are down...

if I do find one ill definately let you know...
email me

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)

interesting concept

i'm writing an article for the newsletter about breaking th spazz barrier - finding the exact point when things dissapear into the spazz

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)

well to prove my theorum

if pregnant sausage deletes the crazy pussy, then we can see politics.

/that looks completely retarted after typing.

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)

I have to admit

I have a couple of times ridden the spazz barrier ... waiting until a post is teetering on spazzdom before calling them a masher so that their response is spazzed before it is posted.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

one thread

can't take up the whole page

I think you need to retake basic newtonian board-physics before you try to progress to relativistic board-physics

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)

what about the Chevron it hard technique?

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

you're confusing

number of lines
with number of threads
you're heading for a third but you could scrape a desmond if you apply yourself in the final semester.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

Thats why you are a Dr

and im a DJ

which puts you (klmnopqr) 8 levels above me in wooness

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

alphabetical ranking eh?

*considers changing user ID to ZZZZ-hire cars*

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)

Capital Z's are null

100% of fact*

*possible

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)

reply it!

reply it hard!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)

WTF

AYBOA?
you masher

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)

Bwahahahah

Wooo

He's always been a bit musical:
I get to pea roast my only FP - Heaven!!

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)

yay to the water-skiing penguin

(That guy with a hat., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)

what the fuck?

Don't make me go Joe Pesci on your dumb ass...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)

Maybe on the

jumbo b3ta website.
Haven't seen many 468 pixel wide fp's recently...

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)

weird

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)

too wide

also the best way to get an fp is not to say you want an fp, which has only worked about two times.

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)

when?

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)

I think one of them was

Sunshine Elephant.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)

indeed

went sumthing like: it's my birthday, give us an fp

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

He's a high quality

b3tan, So I can't begrudge him that.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)

here

www.b3ta.com/board/1389478

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)

the moustache was fp-worthy

alone.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)

One guy got one

as a deal for giving rob a link he needed.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

Hehe

classy.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)

another was something like

'in a desperate attempt to get a frontpage, have a dancing (food item)'

I can't remember the food item

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)

nah to be honest

I can't be fucking arsed anymore with explaining to people you do not ask for FPs.

The idea of this place is to have fun and make people laugh with both dumb and smart humour.

Not to make some wanky banner type thing and then plead for recognition.

Wassamatter with these people- not hugged enough when they were a child?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

nah to be honest

I can't be fucking arsed anymore with explaining to people you do not be mean to newbies.

The idea of this place is to have fun and make people laugh with both dumb and smart humour.

Not to make some wanky cock off animation/rant type thing and then plead for recognition.

Wassamatter with these people- not hugged enough when they were a child?

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)

your funny.

You're a lot like a retarded child who hears something clever then repeats it back but gets it wrong.

Here, have a biscuit.

*gives one a rusk*

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)

I can't be fucking arsed anymore with trying to think of something witty to put here

The idea of this place is to have fun and make people laugh with both dumb and smart humour.

Not to keep repeating the same thing over and over, substituting two or three words

Wassamatter with me- not hugged enough when i was a child?

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)

mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash

mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash

mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash

mash mash mash mash mash mash mash mash

mash mash mash mashER.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)

Wow.

A FP and starting a new word in the same morning.

NOW I can die happy.

/gets petrol canister and matches

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)

Woo to you and

yours. Don't do it.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)

nah to be toaster

toaster can't be fucking toaster anymore with toaster to toaster you do not toaster.

The toaster of this toaster is to have toaster and make people toaster with both toaster and smart toaster.

Not to make some wanky toaster type thing and then plead for toaster.

Wassamatter with these toaster- not toaster enough when toaster were a toaster?

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)

dunno why,

but i fancy a bit of toast.....

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)

Did you say

Toast?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)

*taps nose*

*points*

/Lionel Blair

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)

468 pixels wide

will not get you to the FP.

even if it was any good.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)

ha ha!

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

handbags at 10 paces, sir.

i demand satisfaction.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

Pearoast?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)

Briefly...

Image below was changed to summat else... weird

(Doogal, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)

before someone says this in a nasty way, I'll say it the nice way: you won't get an fp just for asking. And anyway, all fps must be 280 pixels wide or less. Oh, and they usually have to be good, too.

/refluffs

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)

Put him down!

Put him down hard!

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)

If the real world was coded #2

Farmer Giles found that stylesheets made crop rotation much easier

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)

a revolution in agriculture.

Woo to you sir!

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)

Woo!

I like that.

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

More Ning All

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)

Ahaha!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

tres

subtle. Woo!

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)

Oh yes

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)

what have you

had enough of?

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)

that was last night

and it was sandwiches, as i was full.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)

ha ha!

How very Orwellian.

Woo!

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

crappy 14 clour 2 frame animation

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)

yay

make him do tricks!

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)

reckon that might bump up the number of frames

somewhat :)

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)

just a minute

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)

I bet he does a jump

Any takers???

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)

Somersault

definitely

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

barrel roll

/crosses fingers

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)

that would mean

additional spriting

i'm supposed to be doing homework right now - maybe later

-edit- bugger homework. part three is here!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)

happy two word six letter exclamation

WOO YAY!

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)

hehehe

noice werk

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)

please please please

make it a series

(That guy with a hat., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3062503

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)

2 frames is all you ever need.

Including whole disney films.

Woo.

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underneath the weeping willow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

Stars on the Shitta (number31)

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)

that's not a picture on the wall,

it's a hatch. Chaz is passing the glass through.
Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)

he's using

her head as a beer-mat

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)

Camilla

parks her bowels.

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)

Well done

for pre-empting my punnage

(bastard)

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)

I'm sure I spoke

for every man, woman and retard who saw that picture. Can't wait until she's on the civil list by the way* (*possibly not entirely true).

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)

Arf!

(Rex Monday, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)

That's great!

Have a Woo and a Yay Mr/Mrs/Dr Sigma5

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)

after scathing comments about being underweight....

victoria went on the much appraised Weight-Gain 2000 programme...

(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)

Ouch!

My poor little eyes....

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)

I would...

if it had a paper bag over its head

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)

arf

velly fanny

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)

BEEFCAKE!

BEEEEEEEEFCAAAAKE!

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)

surely it was

"after her so-called career went down the pan, and her celeb marriage broke apart at the seams, victoria took the vanessa feltz approach to stardom"

still woo though

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)

if i had an imagination like yours then this post would be better i agree. woo to youuuu

(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)

i'll let you copy it and edit your original if you want

i'm nice like that

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)

'ning mostly!

congrats on the marriage thing

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)

thats quite alright

thankya

hows you?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)

got it!!

(That guy with a hat., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)

pearoast.

That triangle circle square thing is on here all the time...
(Can't see it.)

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)

hmm

i love it's subtle square,that bold almost brash circle, and the juxtoposition of that tringle is exquisite

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)

are you Brian

Sewell in disguise?

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)

i'm that weird looking nun

who looks at nuddy paintings

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)

sister wendy

its art really, honest...

*flicks shrivelled bean*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)

she truy is a dirty old woman

and sooo desperate due to years of being a nun/looking like she's been hit with a spanner
that she has to resort to looking at 'acceptable' pornography

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)

well the pope approves

and she likes him because he shakes alot of the time.......

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)

apparantly he's a bedroom gymnast of the highest order*

*apparantly

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)

hahhaha

sister wendy is into "pope" dancing

/coat

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)

bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

infallible vibrator
every nun's dream

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)

Oh.

You mean Sister Weirdlookingnunwholooksatpaintings?

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)

sister fister is her name*

*possibly

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)

it so should be

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)

is it a

3D-Arty-Farty-post-modernist redex???

(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)

It's been done before, but that's the best I've seen!

Woo to you!

BTW, sausage, you had the same issues earlier. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. Might be of help.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)

yo rob

nothing from msn groups seems to be getting through

(That guy with a hat., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)

Your problem

Make the folder public.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)

do you have it set to public?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)

oh dear...

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)

took a quick break from my coursework to do this:

(for those who don't know, my toon site is in my profile)

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)

these are great :)

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)

thank you :)

very much :)

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)

lovely

yay

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lemonhead, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)

I likey this

series very muchly

woo yay

(When weasels ruled the world, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)

fab

if the national press and greeting cards companies aren't beating a sweating path to your door then there is no justice in the world

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)

hmm...

maybe that could then let me take up my chosen career of musician later...

know any greetings card company numbers? ;)

although they probably wouldn't appreciate all the blood and wheelchairs (sometimes in the same strip!)

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)

Kiss it Brian

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)

Hmm

glassy.

(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)

it looks like it's burning him

woo!

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Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)

i'm sure i've seen that before

*answer courtesy of obvious answers ltd™

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)

kiss it

he's gonna shout at it till it shatters

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)

I know, you've seen it before...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)

I've not

tis a bit woo

(Mr. Partyhat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)

"A Wip Woaring Wampage of Woo"

- Jonathon Ross, Film 2003

(microsaulxp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)

si senor

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)

jesu criste!!!

I... must... pearoast... cannot.... resist.....

The above animation started out as this one by MrSnuggly

(tookishlad, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:46, archived)

Sweet woopness!

Not seen it before - topshop!

(saaaaaaausage you say?, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)

repost from last night

i know what brand of amp i would buy

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)

well does it

does it go to eleven

(Eccles, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)

For those of you that remember Friday afternoon, here's the latest edition to the group

Emperor Not Bob The Third, and his old war companion Capatin Wobblybollock, invited Archibald McVitie round after hearing about his unfortunate tea dunking incident, who in turn brought along Melon, who does'nt do much at all it has to be said, but then Peregrin Percival III cheered them all up by showing off his smoke ring pipe skills.

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)

Spongtastic

woo

(When weasels ruled the world, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)

yes....

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)

hehe

are you gonna use my character?

thats woo that is!!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)

Was yours Toni, formerly known as Tony?

Here's the list of names I already have :

Toni (formerly known as Tony)
Peregrin Percival III
Malcolm Pigstrotter
Gary McTwunt-Foot the 68th
George
Lord Smockington
Marmaduke Hussey
Peregrine Worsthorne
Spandexter Rimmington-Flockbiscuit III
Sir Archibald Spongebasket
Auntie Jocasta
Uncle Aethelbert
Adrian Infinitum
Ramasees Niblick The Third, kerplunk kerplunk WHOOPS, where's my thribble
Eric Strokewanger the jousting butcher
Red Buttons
Rip Torn
Dick Trickle
Ralph Lung
Excreta de Winter
Lawrence Belm....errrrr...
Chris Cockbill

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)

Gary McTwunt-Foot the 68th

was mine

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)

no problem, I have a cunning plan my lord!

\walks off with a big turnip

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)

Woohoo

That's my character. Looks like an interesting chap.

(Nefarious Tim, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)

He smells of tobacco all the time

But other than that he seems a jolly nice fellow.

He does have a rather fantastic monacle. I think it should be called a spongacle!

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)

Animate it

please

(Alienboy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)

Heat magazine redux

Sneak preview of new look for 'Heat' magazine's vacant moron readers! Oooh! its filthy!

For sexy big version, hammer www.kendallsmithdesign.co.uk/pics/heat.gif

(pmposse, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)

i'd buy it if it was like that

for sure

wooo

(mysticmurray, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)

subtle.

I think that's known as an affectionate tribute...

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)

Who makes the decisions on the 'blue sticker'

in razzle mags...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)

Good to see our taxes are doing something useful

woo!

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)

Hiding-muff-tastic !

woo yay

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)

Excellent

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)

pedant

I thought they were JAZZ mags, Razzle being a particular publication.

FACT if you hold the page right up to your face you can just see under the blue sticker. Best to do this prior to use.....

(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)

Razzle? Jazz? Wankrags? Shuffle-papers? One handed reading material?

Blue news? Willy reading? Wankmags?

Dunno really- take your pick and substitute where appropriate.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)

my apologies

I forgot to woo.

(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)

"Guardian"?

Probably NSFW, but it's "art"

Imagine opening that up on a crowded train this morning.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)

hahaha

I misread that as orange dots 'on' his penis.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)

but theres boobs in every

sun 'newspaper' why is this different?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)

I've been reading jazz mags for years now

and i still cant play the saxaphone, can pull a good trombone though!

(haitch, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)

I know how it's done

in the UK - no popshots, flapshots or pan-handles.

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weirdbeard, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)

hmmm....

seems a "goatseshot" would be ok then in the UK press? Or is it already covered by a sub-grouping of flapshots, eg flapshots(anal)?!

Or is there another word...?

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Three Dog Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)

The guy teaching in the middle pic looks like

Brian Greene

(terrorbite, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)

Inspired by a post a lil bit ago

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)

Nice eyebrow action

Are all his books wank? I only read popcorn and that was shite.

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)

I dont know

as I've not read any

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)

STARK

is quite good.....

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)

Elton never stops wanking

or is that being a wanker.

will check and get back.

(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)

had enough of what

oh and a three letter word beginning with 'w' ending in 'o' and with another 'o' in the middle

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)

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