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# Regarding earlier,
q&d

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# haha
gr8 stuff
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# wazoo
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# He's
looking better these days. Oil of Ulay?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
#
2 sqillion quid's worth of reconstructive laser surgery.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# huzzah
wazoo
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Some football gag
I presume
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# luke chadwick methinks
horribly ugly
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Yep,
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# *sharp intake of breath*
He's a beauty!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
#
I've had him.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Argh!!!!!!
RUN!!!

(kill it, but remember not to look directly at it)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# unless you use a mirror
like that geezer
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# after his poor spell at man utd
chadwick moved to bash street fc.

they let him keep the shirt as a leaving present...
/coat
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Is that Rio
5 minutes before being told to report to the tester's office?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# very funny
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Snk snk snk snk.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# :)



Nice.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Real life crudely sculpted cock.

excuse me, where should I put it?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# If Baz
were here he would tell you...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# I believe the default response
would be "up your arse"

(he's going to get a nasty infection if he doesn't sort out the rust on his prince albert as well)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# avec Prince Albert
good cock spot
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# cock spot ?
i spy with my japs eye...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# I heart Quo
Book Now Available from Amazon,

Publishers Price £4.99
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# heh heh
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Dees freds is bangin man... bangin!

Biggify

* sorry, absolutely NO hummus today
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# The sad thing is
that the shell suit probably cost about £200
and the trainers £150.

But yes, his mum definitely did the hair.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# but it is 'burberry'
ie psuedo burberry
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# BSc
Are new things just happening to you all the time?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Changed it briefly
for that 'b3tasize' post down there *points*
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhh!
I get it now, i thought you were saying "Look it works - the turing machine CAN make an omlete"

Silly me!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Look...I drew you!


it’s a dubious honour.

*goes back to hiding in the bushes in front of your house*
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Aw! Bless you!
That am lovely! I will put that on my website and credit you and everything :)
Thank you :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Not fat enough
What with the sprog on the way and all... (Ha ha ha! Mother's gonna get stretch marks! Mother's gonna get stretch marks! etc.)

/not very nice

More importantly, Mother will get several months paid b3ternaty leave, thus enabling her to spend even more time here than usual.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# :(
I've got anti stretchmark cream and crossed fingers.
As I don't work anyway, I don't get maternity leave, sadly. I like the idea of being paid to do nowt.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# my favourite chav of all time.
Joint first with these:
chavs!
and not forgetting myself:
Me!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# is that really you?



you fucking cacker :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Yup. Dessed to impress.
Whats a cacker anyhoo?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# it's a bournemouth word for chav
along with mushty
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# nice.
You from Bournemouth then?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# indeed
i am, *sunny* bournemouth
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# that am brill
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# inspired by stars in your eyes kiddy edition

/sorry only got paint at work
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# dreadful joke...
but I rather like the ramshackle execution :-)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# watch out here come the psychotic gerbils!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Aww!
Murderous gerbils am cute.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# woo!

don't worry my gophers will stop them
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# i think the gophers will win
they are bigger and harder than small gerbils
but gerbils definately look more evil
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# it's the size of their weapons
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# *sigh*
Its that time of year again when all of us students have to stop fu**ing around and revise, however revision is boring, b3ta is actually more intersting. In my GCSE years i used to be able to surf the internet and pretend i was looking at BBC Bitesize, however, bitesize isn't available for degrees is it? Oh yes it is, sit back, read the board and get a BSc in Computer Science all at the same time...

Episode 1: Alan Turing



(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# how informative
just like the diamond age

woo
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# educashunal.
"b3tasize" Woo!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# I want an omlett now.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# studying AI?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# sort of
computer science with SE. But we did a whole module in AI, yet this was from "MODELS OF COMPUTATION" (say it in a booming voice it sounds more interesting than it is)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# have you read
"the diamond age" neal stephenson?

lots of interesting stuff about turing machines and nano stuff
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# his new book is out and im salivating
very salivating.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# no i have not...
...but i just amazoned it, i'lll add it to the list of books to read after i've finished bored of the rings... tell me, what are omelets of the future like?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# really really small
tiny in fact
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# which uni?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# And
'ORGANISATION OF COMPUTER SYSTEMS'.

Still have nightmares about flip flops*.

* both the coastal footware and that other thing that controls memory fings
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# hahaha, informative and amusing
* bins online omlettes idea* ):
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# We have a Turing building on our other campus
thats where they banished all the mathematicians and computery type people
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# extra brandy for
FEEDING the cake?

Shurely shome mishtake?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# tj - i just googled for "ouch" with safe search off
ahhhhhhhh, the second picture that comes up
:/

go on look for yourself
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Ouch indeed
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Some people don't deserve
to be given a cock in the first place. Not when they go and abuse it like that. Horrible.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# "b3tan until fluffy"
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# The of the day: Day Two
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Good. Good.
Can't wait to see a website of these.

edit: You probably think that was sarcasm. It wasn't.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Hey you. Strange person.
Yes you.

You deserve a WOO!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Thats good.
I think you deserve this. NSFW

Actually, nobody deserves this.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
# you do realise
that I'm going to have to kill you now
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Why do I click on such things?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# thats the sickest
thing i've seen on b3ta
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# You've not been around for long enough,
then.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# I just wonder
what the people at work do with this. I hope some people do click on it, just for a laugh.

Go on, try it.....
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# what is it?
I ain't clicking!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# my eyes :(
lord help me jeebus why do I clicky
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# its a picture of a fluffy
kitten

wink wink, nudge nudge
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# What is it REALLY?
Naughty person :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# well..
erm...

yes..

quite...

I hopes that explained it better for you
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it has*

*Not even a little ;)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Tosser!

That is all.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# that was very unsatisfying and yet
at the same time hugely satisfying
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# i think he's a missing link

but i'm not sure what to
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Hello Mother!
Hope you've got your feet up.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Sorry doctor mog.
*puts feet up*
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Good.
And I also prescribe much tea and biscuiting.

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Argh! No tea!
Too much caffeine :( I'm not allowed anything nice any more*

*60% FACT, 40% EXAGGERATION
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# No tea?
I bet you're regretting this pregnancy already ;)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# That is very
wyh

EDIT: They dug one of those up on Big Dig the other day, saw it on tele
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# woo!
Kill it! :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Nice work!
Woo!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# cashing in on their success...
world affairs
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# hehe
top bombing!

(i was referring to the john smiths advert then realised the link)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# When Bubblegum Cards Go Bad

The cartoon Charlie Chaplin ducked at the right second.
Randolph Scott, however, was not so fortunate...

The William Elliot card is currently on the run...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
#
hehe there should be a series of them...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# You feelin' lucky?
I shot eight gerbils last week and an ai-ai, you feelin' lucky skunk?
DRAW!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# go for yer guns ya pesky varmit
woo!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# yay
but, more sheeps please (:
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# I'm sorry madam.
That is quite obviously a guinea pig with Luke Chadwick's teeth.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# My mistake.
But who's Luke Chadwick?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# "Footballer" - Man U, Reading


Looks like a Resident Evil character

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Argh!
THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Tee hee hee hee hee.
Seperated at Undeath?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# A Man Utd. player
Who's rather, um, dentally challenged.

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
# This luke chadwick
redsky.vip.sina.com/player/united_15.jpg

Man Utd. Scumboy.
edit: gah. Much urine coming out of my ears...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Oh fuck i feel sick.
You can see his spots and all.



(Nicked your image just to scare those too lazy to click)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Want wallpaper?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# GOOD LORD!
/retches
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Man. Utd Scumboy??
well that narrows it down abit.....
could be player or fan...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# hmmm
some spotty twunt with a brace and a Man U shirt on...
nope still could be anyone...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# surely it's a
gopher yerguns ?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# now then...
... are you sure it's safe to snort in your condition ? (:
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# looks like a hamster :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
# fastest beaver in the west...
arf
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# 1984?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# You remember Samorost?
Does anyone have it?

You know, the little man and his spaceship with bits of wood and goats.

It aint here anymore... www.freshsensation.com/samorost.swf
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# lest we forget


(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
#
Where do I get a tie like that?

Woo
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# the site seems to be down though
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
#
http://www.dictator-ties.com

Well, I'm sure other places sell them but that's where I got mine.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Me too
Me me me me me
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# try
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Yay
to terror ties
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# lest we forget
Does anyone know whether Dubbya knows who's on his ties?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Similar:
wasn't Beckham pictured with a Nazi on a t-shirt sent to him by a fan, and he didn't realise until the papers told him the next day?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Finish Him!


Second in a series...
Part 1
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# random fact please
to earn one point of chutzpah
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# that's woo!
I didn't get the first one the first time I saw it.
/spacker
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Dammit, I wish I'd thought of these.
Woo Yay!

Edit: WALLABY thanks for reminding me, I have a half finished meme Golden Axe thing I'd completely forgotten about. If it get any time I'll finish it off.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Yes.
Kill that bland rocker dead.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# mede me laugh
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# It is
a bit funny.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# except
for the funny stupid 'animals do the funniest things' sound effects.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I couldnt heare it cause my speakers were off
Ok. It sucks. Go away. And don't forget to take that crap with you.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# It's glasscock
of the highest order.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# mede me cringe
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# This guy
really knows how to live life to the full
clicky here
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
#
ok.

yes.

good.


(woo)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Your stuff
is like watching dreams.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Eh?
That was crap. No yay and definitely no woo.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# I havn't seen you do better!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# .
My being crap also doesn't improve everyone elses work.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# The general feeling around here
is if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# No it's not.
Does no-one remember the good old days?

BAZ!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Baz
had nought to do with the good old days.
The cunt.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Very well then.
The "Cunt" old days.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Shut your face!



heh
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# opinions are like arseholes everyone has one
keep yours to yourself
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
You crazy fucker.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# You serious?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Stop being
so thicky!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# woo
that was great :)
and a lil strange
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# I love you
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Just like my life...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# yay & woo
he's absolutely mental
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# !
Fabulousness!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Ace!
I worry for you a little.

How was your childhood?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Reminds me of Ronald Reagan
this might be due to the evident mental incapicity of that poor elderly gentleman. He should evidently be in a home. It has introduced a note of melancholy to an otherwise not too horrendous afternoon. For this I thank you. Beautiful and tear-jerking. I shall now retreat under my desk and have a good cry.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# inspired
hat off to woo sir
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Blunkett is
Cabinet Rider........
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# hehehe
_nearly_ the best picture ever!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Woo!
But surely...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# woo
and yay
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Tee hee hee.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# yay!
any chance of a wolpapper-sized version?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# hehe
You can guess why KITT is so badly parked... I guess his "auto-drive feature" was a good idea hey?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Board Cute Levels Now Raised by 5%
if you blink 182 times a magical pixie will eat your ass!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)

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