Argh!!!!!!
RUN!!!
(kill it, but remember not to look directly at it)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:12,
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(kill it, but remember not to look directly at it)
after his poor spell at man utd
chadwick moved to bash street fc.
they let him keep the shirt as a leaving present...
/coat
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:14,
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they let him keep the shirt as a leaving present...
/coat
Is that Rio
5 minutes before being told to report to the tester's office?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:15,
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Real life crudely sculpted cock.
excuse me, where should I put it?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:04,
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excuse me, where should I put it?
I believe the default response
would be "up your arse"
(he's going to get a nasty infection if he doesn't sort out the rust on his prince albert as well)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:05,
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(he's going to get a nasty infection if he doesn't sort out the rust on his prince albert as well)
Dees freds is bangin man... bangin!
Biggify
* sorry, absolutely NO hummus today
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:03,
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Biggify
* sorry, absolutely NO hummus today
The sad thing is
that the shell suit probably cost about £200
and the trainers £150.
But yes, his mum definitely did the hair.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:07,
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and the trainers £150.
But yes, his mum definitely did the hair.
Changed it briefly
for that 'b3tasize' post down there *points*
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:14,
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Ohhhhhhhhhh!
I get it now, i thought you were saying "Look it works - the turing machine CAN make an omlete"
Silly me!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:19,
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Silly me!
Look...I drew you!
it’s a dubious honour.
*goes back to hiding in the bushes in front of your house*
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:11,
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it’s a dubious honour.
*goes back to hiding in the bushes in front of your house*
Aw! Bless you!
That am lovely! I will put that on my website and credit you and everything :)
Thank you :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:13,
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Thank you :)
Not fat enough
What with the sprog on the way and all... (Ha ha ha! Mother's gonna get stretch marks! Mother's gonna get stretch marks! etc.)
/not very nice
More importantly, Mother will get several months paid b3ternaty leave, thus enabling her to spend even more time here than usual.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:19,
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/not very nice
More importantly, Mother will get several months paid b3ternaty leave, thus enabling her to spend even more time here than usual.
:(
I've got anti stretchmark cream and crossed fingers.
As I don't work anyway, I don't get maternity leave, sadly. I like the idea of being paid to do nowt.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21,
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As I don't work anyway, I don't get maternity leave, sadly. I like the idea of being paid to do nowt.
inspired by stars in your eyes kiddy edition
/sorry only got paint at work
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:03,
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/sorry only got paint at work
dreadful joke...
but I rather like the ramshackle execution :-)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21,
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i think the gophers will win
they are bigger and harder than small gerbils
but gerbils definately look more evil
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:08,
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but gerbils definately look more evil
*sigh*
Its that time of year again when all of us students have to stop fu**ing around and revise, however revision is boring, b3ta is actually more intersting. In my GCSE years i used to be able to surf the internet and pretend i was looking at BBC Bitesize, however, bitesize isn't available for degrees is it? Oh yes it is, sit back, read the board and get a BSc in Computer Science all at the same time...
Episode 1: Alan Turing
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:59,
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Episode 1: Alan Turing
sort of
computer science with SE. But we did a whole module in AI, yet this was from "MODELS OF COMPUTATION" (say it in a booming voice it sounds more interesting than it is)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:05,
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have you read
"the diamond age" neal stephenson?
lots of interesting stuff about turing machines and nano stuff
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:06,
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lots of interesting stuff about turing machines and nano stuff
no i have not...
...but i just amazoned it, i'lll add it to the list of books to read after i've finished bored of the rings... tell me, what are omelets of the future like?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:11,
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And
'ORGANISATION OF COMPUTER SYSTEMS'.
Still have nightmares about flip flops*.
* both the coastal footware and that other thing that controls memory fings
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:10,
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Still have nightmares about flip flops*.
* both the coastal footware and that other thing that controls memory fings
hahaha, informative and amusing
* bins online omlettes idea* ):
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:06,
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We have a Turing building on our other campus
thats where they banished all the mathematicians and computery type people
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:10,
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hehe
"Marzipanned Fruit Cake"
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/marzipannedfruitcake_14581.shtml
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:58,
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www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/marzipannedfruitcake_14581.shtml
tj - i just googled for "ouch" with safe search off
ahhhhhhhh, the second picture that comes up
:/
go on look for yourself
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:01,
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:/
go on look for yourself
Some people don't deserve
to be given a cock in the first place. Not when they go and abuse it like that. Horrible.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:10,
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Good. Good.
Can't wait to see a website of these.
edit: You probably think that was sarcasm. It wasn't.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:55,
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edit: You probably think that was sarcasm. It wasn't.
Thats good.
I think you deserve this. NSFW
Actually, nobody deserves this.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:57,
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Actually, nobody deserves this.
I just wonder
what the people at work do with this. I hope some people do click on it, just for a laugh.
Go on, try it.....
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:00,
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Go on, try it.....
well..
erm...
yes..
quite...
I hopes that explained it better for you
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:16,
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yes..
quite...
I hopes that explained it better for you
that was very unsatisfying and yet
at the same time hugely satisfying
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:59,
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Argh! No tea!
Too much caffeine :( I'm not allowed anything nice any more*
*60% FACT, 40% EXAGGERATION
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:05,
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*60% FACT, 40% EXAGGERATION
That is very
wyh
EDIT: They dug one of those up on Big Dig the other day, saw it on tele
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:55,
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EDIT: They dug one of those up on Big Dig the other day, saw it on tele
hehe
top bombing!
(i was referring to the john smiths advert then realised the link)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:58,
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(i was referring to the john smiths advert then realised the link)
When Bubblegum Cards Go Bad
The cartoon Charlie Chaplin ducked at the right second.
Randolph Scott, however, was not so fortunate...
The William Elliot card is currently on the run...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:48,
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The cartoon Charlie Chaplin ducked at the right second.
Randolph Scott, however, was not so fortunate...
The William Elliot card is currently on the run...
I'm sorry madam.
That is quite obviously a guinea pig with Luke Chadwick's teeth.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:54,
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"Footballer" - Man U, Reading
Looks like a Resident Evil character
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:57,
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Looks like a Resident Evil character
Argh!
THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH! THE TEETH!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:58,
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This luke chadwick
redsky.vip.sina.com/player/united_15.jpg
Man Utd. Scumboy.
edit: gah. Much urine coming out of my ears...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:59,
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Man Utd. Scumboy.
edit: gah. Much urine coming out of my ears...
Oh fuck i feel sick.
You can see his spots and all.
(Nicked your image just to scare those too lazy to click)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:00,
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(Nicked your image just to scare those too lazy to click)
Man. Utd Scumboy??
well that narrows it down abit.....
could be player or fan...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:02,
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could be player or fan...
hmmm
some spotty twunt with a brace and a Man U shirt on...
nope still could be anyone...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:05,
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nope still could be anyone...
now then...
... are you sure it's safe to snort in your condition ? (:
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:02,
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You remember Samorost?
Does anyone have it?
You know, the little man and his spaceship with bits of wood and goats.
It aint here anymore... www.freshsensation.com/samorost.swf
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:51,
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You know, the little man and his spaceship with bits of wood and goats.
It aint here anymore... www.freshsensation.com/samorost.swf
http://www.dictator-ties.com
Well, I'm sure other places sell them but that's where I got mine.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:48,
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Well, I'm sure other places sell them but that's where I got mine.
lest we forget
Does anyone know whether Dubbya knows who's on his ties?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:51,
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Similar:
wasn't Beckham pictured with a Nazi on a t-shirt sent to him by a fan, and he didn't realise until the papers told him the next day?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:52,
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:42,
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
that's woo!
I didn't get the first one the first time I saw it.
/spacker
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:43,
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/spacker
Dammit, I wish I'd thought of these.
Woo Yay!
Edit: WALLABY thanks for reminding me, I have a half finished meme Golden Axe thing I'd completely forgotten about. If it get any time I'll finish it off.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:44,
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Edit: WALLABY thanks for reminding me, I have a half finished meme Golden Axe thing I'd completely forgotten about. If it get any time I'll finish it off.
except
for the funny stupid 'animals do the funniest things' sound effects.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:44,
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I couldnt heare it cause my speakers were off
Ok. It sucks. Go away. And don't forget to take that crap with you.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:45,
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The general feeling around here
is if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:48,
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opinions are like arseholes everyone has one
keep yours to yourself
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:49,
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Reminds me of Ronald Reagan
this might be due to the evident mental incapicity of that poor elderly gentleman. He should evidently be in a home. It has introduced a note of melancholy to an otherwise not too horrendous afternoon. For this I thank you. Beautiful and tear-jerking. I shall now retreat under my desk and have a good cry.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:55,
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hehe
You can guess why KITT is so badly parked... I guess his "auto-drive feature" was a good idea hey?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:57,
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