said bloke
is brown bread
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3643133.stm
and i cant be arsed looking for pics tonight i have one of just my head if you want it?
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3643133.stm
and i cant be arsed looking for pics tonight i have one of just my head if you want it?
sure
fire it to my aol email...
dont get your hopes up though i promise it will be skillfully designed crap
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:31,
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dont get your hopes up though i promise it will be skillfully designed crap
you've not seen the
shit face you've got to work with.
when you've finished mail me the results back incase i'm not around
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when you've finished mail me the results back incase i'm not around
wow what a record
alas poor norris
i knew him well
here, have my guinness
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:20,
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alas poor norris
i knew him well
here, have my guinness
One of those pictures that just happen when you've been here a while without posting owt.
I read that
as "My monkey's on the chicken" which, as you can well imagine, is a slightly surreal image.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:19,
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'tis a side effect of spending too much time here
not that that's a bad thing though :)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:23,
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Incedenally, for I have gotten curious,
do you have a monkey, and if you do, could you somehow coerce it into riding atop a Chicken of Much Ferocity™? Possibly with the intention of photographing it.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:27,
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Caption it! CAPTION IT HARD!
(or let the masses decide on one)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:18,
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Well,
I kinda left it blank so you could all fill in your own little stories. I like doing that. :)
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probably an overdone concept
and severly lacking in hummus, but i just needed to shop something
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:15,
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Oddly enough
I'm currently listening to There Goes The Fear by the Doves. :)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:18,
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Joyous!
I'm listening to Show Me Your Soul in What Hits?! now though
Into my life you were injected, not something that I expected. Now I smile from your affection, we have made a soul connection. Just for whom does your bell toll? Don't be cold, show my your soul etc...
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Into my life you were injected, not something that I expected. Now I smile from your affection, we have made a soul connection. Just for whom does your bell toll? Don't be cold, show my your soul etc...
Even more oddly enough,
I just noticed that I was listening to Fight Test by the Flaming Lips when I posted that chicken/fox brouhaha. Odd music/pic connections going on here...
Maybe I'll put on Little Fluffy Clouds by the Orb or Star Me Kitten by REM and see what happens...
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:39,
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Maybe I'll put on Little Fluffy Clouds by the Orb or Star Me Kitten by REM and see what happens...
tis only half done....
but when complete it will join my other mysticle creatures
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:17,
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.
edit: glad you guys like this - just got interweb back, been offline for over a week cos I moved - made a few pics though in spare time!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:13,
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edit: glad you guys like this - just got interweb back, been offline for over a week cos I moved - made a few pics though in spare time!
hehe
reminds me of those birthday cards with the spong animals on
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:14,
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You've inspired me to this...
Go, Daniella, go!
Woo to you, too, Lou. Boo!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:24,
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Woo to you, too, Lou. Boo!
n00b question
what does it mean to leave a blank message, please?
i will share teh upla0d codez in return
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:15,
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i will share teh upla0d codez in return
That's okay.
I have a copy backed up on tape*.
(*cellophane tape)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:25,
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(*cellophane tape)
fraud...
this isn't your picture i've seen this online a thousand times!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:27,
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I once had a nightmare
that he was chasing me through a window in a blue balaclava.....
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:13,
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I
want some of what you are smoking. On a tenously related note I know someone who has recurring nightmares about Jimmy Savile.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:14,
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Woah
that would be extreamly scary.
Smoking? Moi?Whatever do you mean....heh heh.....
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:17,
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Smoking? Moi?Whatever do you mean....heh heh.....
Nien,
Kris Akabuski
His head was rather inflated too...
He looked like an orange on the end of a toothpick....
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His head was rather inflated too...
He looked like an orange on the end of a toothpick....
interesting
Kris Akabusi=athlete=strength?
Inflated=abnormally large=anxiety about appearence?
Orange=The Sun?
My analysis: you is kerazy!
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Inflated=abnormally large=anxiety about appearence?
Orange=The Sun?
My analysis: you is kerazy!
Glee.
My dreams are usually very bizarre...
I think I'm troubled....
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:28,
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I think I'm troubled....
I believe
He is mirroring the African political system that disallows blacks from voting rather than suggesting that he himself supports such nonsense.
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Is that Sarf Efrika?
Then the word you're looking for is "kaffirs".
from the arabic "qafir", meaning "unbeliever", it was used officially by the British government in ZA, there was even a "Kaffir War" in 1851-53...
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from the arabic "qafir", meaning "unbeliever", it was used officially by the British government in ZA, there was even a "Kaffir War" in 1851-53...
They look related...hmm...well, let's be fair, it's not like they have much option.
Incest: a game for all the family.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:08,
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Incest: a game for all the family.
Even fat kids need a hero
and who better than Doogie Howser MD
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:02,
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and who better than Doogie Howser MD
Best to make friends with MDs when you're fat
Is that Svenno's sister?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:03,
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i don't know who she is
but i think the fat little fucker squashed big bird!!!!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:04,
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How the hell
did Donnald Duck get up there?
actualy, i dont want to know.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:03,
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actualy, i dont want to know.
Those are her real legs
The other things are severe groinal hernias
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:04,
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i think
it might be a puppet in a man suit obviously the "real" kids Doogie Howser
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:06,
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Pfft!
was tempted for a second then to shop her legs out and leave the duck ones. but i need food and someone will probably do it faster/better and probably animate it aswell.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:06,
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HOO and also RAY
thats what i wish i could do :( but its ok cause officially shit is the new good REJOICE
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:18,
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Its hard to have fun after that operation. What's in the thought bubble?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:14,
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Where's Waldorf?
If you said the lower right, you're wrong...that's a Caesar salad. The Waldorf is in the top left.
Edit: either that, or it's a small fictional town in Lodnod.
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If you said the lower right, you're wrong...that's a Caesar salad. The Waldorf is in the top left.
Edit: either that, or it's a small fictional town in Lodnod.
That made me audibly chortle
brilliance
[edit] and woo to the Fawlty Towers reference
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[edit] and woo to the Fawlty Towers reference
Woosome indeed.
Minor TJ: is it true that he ('he' being the stripey, speccy git in the book) is called Wally in Britain but Waldorf in America/everywhere else?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:00,
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Aye
Except that he be called Waldo in America, not Waldorf. Silly person.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:02,
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Woah there.
I remain firmly planted in England and as such find myself exempt from being criticised about ignorance towards American culture.
*sips port and takes puff on pipe to prove Britishyness*
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*sips port and takes puff on pipe to prove Britishyness*
Hey
I'm British too, but I had to use the yankee version or the joke owuldn;t have worked.
Fool of a Took.
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Fool of a Took.
I see your point.
Was a very good joke though and I did laugh more than my initial woo may have implied.
Stupid Brandybuck.
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Stupid Brandybuck.
Also, in Germany he's called Walter.
The books are titled "Wo ist Walter?" (Where's Walter?)
Super Fun Fact presented by
DORKS IN A CAN
refreshing juice
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:15,
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Super Fun Fact presented by
DORKS IN A CAN
refreshing juice
well... i'm a disturbing kinda guy!!
who said that? not me. no. haha. fuck off. grr.. ARGH!...
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:56,
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Yay, its getting it own bac....
Fuck, thats one angry dog!
Very Woo!!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:58,
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Very Woo!!
lol
"a great read" - Observer
"TITS! TITS" - The sun
"a spiffy factor of 10" - Nimble Colin
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:05,
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"TITS! TITS" - The sun
"a spiffy factor of 10" - Nimble Colin
Inspired by my weekend....
I'm sure it is true. Everywhere I go I see the evidence...
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:44,
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I'm sure it is true. Everywhere I go I see the evidence...
hahahahahaha
that made me laugh...
obviously didn't happen to anyone else...
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:51,
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obviously didn't happen to anyone else...
Must just be the dodgy establishments
that I frequent then, eh?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:53,
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well,
us chaps tend not to bother too much about privacy whilst urinating, and by all accounts avoid crapping in nightclub toilets.
Does explain a lot though, having said that. :
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:55,
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Does explain a lot though, having said that. :
Curses! Making me flail in toilets
mutter....
Strangely that made me laugh much more that I should have so have a WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:52,
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Strangely that made me laugh much more that I should have so have a WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate to waste thread space...
but what the fudge has happened to somethingawful.com!?!
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and so they should
although the praise for Kid A's a little over the top, I'll grant you that.
edit: seems I've missed the point completely. The review was from another site.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:56,
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edit: seems I've missed the point completely. The review was from another site.
it might still be 1987 where they live
or perhaps they're a character from saved by the bell or something
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:50,
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the movie isn't all crap
but this pic deserves indeed a bigger woo than the movie
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:52,
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sorry, but that is one of the best films ever made
and heather graham is nice... very nice
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:54,
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I was beginning to wonder whether it was too subtle...
Thanks!
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i like the way that...
the gerbil is hardcore and standing his ground... maybe its cuz hes got a grenade...?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:39,
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Love it!
Very political. Do the kittens play for Man United?
'Ave one of these.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:44,
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'Ave one of these.
Surprised you
could peel it off your head.
*taps against desk*
its like a frizzbe!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:53,
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*taps against desk*
its like a frizzbe!
luckily
there is a whole army of viking kittens to save the psycothic small rodent
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:39,
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poor little rodents
they don't stand a chance when the viking kittens get to them
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:39,
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lol 11111!!!!!!111!!!!!!onehndredandeleventyone!!!1!11!
and rolf mayo*
*or is that just harsh?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:40,
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*or is that just harsh?
Spacktacularly good randomness.
Woo for so many things: gerbils, kittens, vikings, fragmentation grenades and lush green meadows.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:41,
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ooh hold up, i cant take
credit for the kittens but i can take credit for everything else. *smiles smugly*
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:42,
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Oh but you can good sir.
You had the forsight and vision to put them into a bizarre collage of inter-species war all juxtaposed by the meadow of calmness.
I hope I used juxtaposed in the correct context. Come pedants, pick at my sun bleached bones
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I hope I used juxtaposed in the correct context. Come pedants, pick at my sun bleached bones
fankoo
kittens/rodents/vikings/randomness.. bound to be a winner
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:43,
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I wish I was a cat
Sleeping all day, waking only to occasionally lap my nads and fall contentedly back to sleep
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:34,
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Sleeping all day, waking only to occasionally lap my nads and fall contentedly back to sleep
I'm on holiday at the moment
and you summed up my daily routine perfectly
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