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[challenge entry] for some organisations,
the only secret thing is their true nature

Engineering and Physical Sciences Research Cancer (was Council)

(I'm sure they're lovely really, and not like that at all. Doing their best, etc.)
(dogmonitor went woof! on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Not sure I get it
Hmmm
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)
# I've
changed "Council" to "Cancer", suggesting that a certain research funding body is having some kind of non-beneficial effects on research.
(dogmonitor went woof! on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Ah!
See, that was too clever for us :)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# sadly I've never heard of
th Eprsc or whatever they are. So it makes no sense to me. Sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# ok-
www.epsrc.ac.uk
(dogmonitor went woof! on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# tj. sorry
someone borked the lolly poll (voted 500 times)
so am having to redo it
please revote (cookies should be sorted now)
sorry for inconvenience
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# your so demanding

i'm not sure i can cope....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Me no get :(
But woo and yay to you for a first post that doesn't redex.
Welcome! You'll never leave.*

* no, really, you won't
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# i'm
really trying to understand...

(being your first post and all..)
(Boomshanka, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# What about a tiny Sqelephant?
He can reach your nuts you know!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Awwww
look at his tiny tusks :)
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)
# We had a Squion?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# oooooooooh
fab once again!

where are you getting your pics from??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Google
I've used the based squirrel before for the squox.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# But which Reverend is better?
There's only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)
# fffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttt!
or a prayer battle
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)
# *fetches the litmus paper*
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# no,
i meant Universal Indicator.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# you're re-using your sources now
and yet it's still most woo...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Another terrible pun for you all.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Punmastery!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha

Woo to you!
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# at least sammy brought a fish to slap them with.
Don't forget to buy Moe's Tart.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Groan.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Last time...
... I went on a plane, this composer guy sat behind me. Since then I always get Ravel sickness.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Nice Handel btw
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Is he shopping in...
... Viv-Aldi ?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Nah
Van Morrisons

/tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Never shop at Van Morrisons...
... the tills are always Bizet.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# okay
you win.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# I know!
Time for lunch all!
*skips off merrily*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# actually,
he's in the Piggly-Wiggly Meat department. I wish we had that shop over here.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# If you buy something frozen...
... hurry Bach soon!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Madame
with these puns you are really spoiling us!
(the funky gibbon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Eet eez nuzzink
Ambazzadorrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Classical composer punnage
grwooange
(udlras, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Teehee
Made me laugh out loud, people staring hmmm.

Have a woo yay sandwich on me
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)
# anyone

got a 20p coin? I've got a ten and 2 fives....
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# sorry
only got coppers


Wootoyou
(udlras, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
#
ooh! are they cold?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
# woo!
i want one in the office now!
(Mr. Partyhat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# p p p pick up a penguiin!
at 20p, I'd be a fool not too
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The man from the Ministry for Pissing On People's Bonfires was busy at work
(Dobbin T. Wonderhorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# pffffft!*
*turns keyboard upside down to remove coffee
(Mr. Partyhat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# is that
max headroom?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
# close but no
Its a mannequin. I couldn't find an image of an actual man in a suit taken from the right angle so I put in a dummy I found instead. I was hoping nobody would spot that.
(Dobbin T. Wonderhorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Sorry.
See post below.

(EDIT: P.S. How do you link to a specific post? Never done it before.)
EDIT 2: original post here.
(Small Beer, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Eat my cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
# click on the box on the top left of the post
and then copy the url! jsut paste it into a message!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)
# gah - learning so much
every day's a school day etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Thank you.
It was all to obvious for me...
(Small Beer, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Mmm
Bean flicking

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)
# thats not even seamless:
Shameless!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
# yay!
but it was a quick n crap! so i dont care!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Stopping bandwagons
requires you to not continue them...
edit: answer courtesy of obvious answers Ltd.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Catch-22
Hence the 100% shite ...

worked in my mind at least ..
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)
# sorry, yes-
see above...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3073231
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
# At least it's an alright looking bandwagon
anyone know of any good free sites that would host a flash animation thats over 1Mb and cope with a lot of bandwidth?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Erm,
It's only you and me that have done follow-up pics, and at least I had the decency not to start a new thread....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# I'd quite
like to see her naked breasts, she seems to be well endowed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)
# her hands seem so manly
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# How weird is this image
What do you think it means????

(flipty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)
# easy.
john lennon + willie thorne lookalike = pissflap in a v-neck tanktop.

elementary maths.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
# The willie thorne look-a-like
is Dr Phil from Oprah

John Lennon + Dr Phil = Nerd with no dress sense?

Im sure that sum is wrong, maybe they forgot to carry the one somewhere???
(flipty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)
# pah, there's only one dr. phil
and she's dr. phil kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# he's obviously wondering where the faces
have gone
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# AHEM.....
as promised, i done a piccy:
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# bwahahahah...
that did make me laugh...
(nogber, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# fancy that...
talking sharks!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# that's what
I thought

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Was worth the wait
w-y-h
(udlras, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# *hell freezes*
*pig flies*
Woo! It's good, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# that very woo
and worth the wait
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# you absolute Loonie

now you know why i love ya!!!!

will be making my anim tonight, but it won't be as good as that
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# fankoo :)
can't wait to see yours

oooooeeeer
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
# again you mean.


*runs off to canteen*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
I went to the shop and nearly missed that.
Woo you!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# fanks
i hoped you and mostly'd see it
and stickman ben

/content now
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Hehe
Woo the anim
it came at just the right time for me.
Now I have to go back to my lecture.
Break over :(

Love the name today BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)
# ditto.
see you soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)
#
Delving in my hard drive, I found this interesting picture from a photoshop tennis match.
Just thought I'd Share it with you.


My Spangly New Website
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# How rare!
really!
(Whoopie the slug, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# "This page cannot be displayed"...
that's all I get...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# it's
working for me!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# What exactly is photoshop tennis?
.
(Dobbin T. Wonderhorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
#
shop...............
....................shop
shop...............
....................shop
shop...............
....................shop
........OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# you cannot be serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# 15:0 Advantage Stickman
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)
# surely
40:40 Advantage Stickman...? you don't get advantage unless it's tied at 40. Tennis, great sport, terrible scoring system.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Uh, I never watch tennis. That's why I don't know shit about it.
But still, somebody should explain photoshop tennis to Dobbin, or he'll run away crying.
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# you take a source image,
then send it to the other player, then they shop it, then send it back, and you shop that and send it back etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# squiog!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# woo
the squirrel mash bandwagon is rolling on nicely although not technically a bandwagon because its actually producing woo worthy pics
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# cheers
not a great on this time, but i'm having trouble finding good pix!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# pbase
has many great sources
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# cheers
i've been using that but they've taken their search facility away! so its just random selection after random selection! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# was the squino yours?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# nope sorry!
someone with more tallent than me did that!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
# Me!


And the squox

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# is a pearost permitted?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# and here's his mate
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Cute
couple.
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
# indeed .....they're always eating each other
dirty little scamps
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Squogs are the best


pearoast from about 30 minutes ago, I'm so ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# you can see
his winkle
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)
# I Love Naked chicks with signs
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# but the chicks have feathers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhh
Your Wit is most supreme this day
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# slight t.j
never realised how dangerous this place is.....
sitting here nicely chilled in my dresing gown spazzing through the board when all of a sudden my sleeve caught fire... left a burning cigarrete type thing in ashtray and forgot to move either sleeve or it
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# cigarrete type thing?
a cigarrete?
or a 'funny fag'?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# less you know
less the cops know
winks
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# what like julian clary?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# badum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# No...
julian clary was never funny.
(udlras, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# good point
um.... *tries to think of a humourous poofter*

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# took me a while to think of clary
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# john inman?
er.. strike that
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# barrymore

/scratch that, reverse it
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# oooh oooh
gonna sample that
[/oooh]
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# sample what?

i want 3.5% of the profits remember
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# 'strike that, reverse it' from willy wonka
(just posted my piccy)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# oooooohhhhh

rushes to top of the page......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# graham norton
but only in father ted

on his own he is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# he he
at a meeting once someone suggested that we should strike a happy medium...............
everyone looked blank when I suggested whacking Russel Grant
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# define whacking?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# slapping punching hitting
all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# just checking

my perverse mind had a different version of whacking in it.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# whacking off?
me too :(
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# in that case
your name is kinda apt
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# was that a lame attempt at
insulting behaviour?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# indeed
I grew up calling people "Dills"

I think it was insulting .. not sure of the source though.

Stay Fluffy !
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# I'm so fluffy
I get sheared every other tuesday
dill as an insult is australian in origin I think
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
# wow
nice chick.....
Woo to the picture,
excuse me please a moment..

*sounds of distant fwappage*
[edit]Where's the pictures from yesterday then.....
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# I would
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Bandwagon time again?
At least she's hot
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# she must be,
she's taken off all her clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# yeah sorry
I just got loads of naked shots of girls with placards. Its handy when I run out of kittens and snakes to shop
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# that's al very well
but you promised TPT and babyoil pic's yesterday.....


*ready to fwap*
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# I'll have some of that
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Im Afraid I Cant
Publish the action shots as they are to be used in an advertising campaign , and need to be OK'd by her Agents.

If you pop along to

www.crazycucumber.com/images/famous

There are a couple there, the fat, beardy ,red fella is me !
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# that's really nice
thanks.

Notes:
1)some really dodgy camera work there
2)awwwww you gotta bubby, well done.
3)no contact me addy on homepage.

That's all.
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Darth Sadr's followers have a new weapon ...



(yeah, I know, seamless)

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# that's
no moon


/coat
[edit]sorry to be rude, Woo etc, nice littlebitofpoliticsthere
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Megabowl has islam extremism night?


/eats apple flan
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Woo
to your comment ...and the pic

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Daeth Star ten pin bowling
I like it ... it has potential...

You'd need to be careful not to accidentally trigger the Death Ray and obliterate your pins, that would be most unsporting
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# F*** f*** f*** f*** need to diet
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)
# ah hah hah hah hah!
fantabulously woobulous!

just got a 4 megapixel cam off dixons for £100! huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# dixons sometimes do mad deals
for example, i got a 32 inch total flatscreen TV, in silver, for £398 TWO YEARS AGO!!!

and it was made by Grundig, and they know how to make a decent telly. it still looks brand new today.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# my what a muchos
barge-in
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
Quality!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Teehee
What a bloater, needs fatman trousers
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# or some judicial robes
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# ha ha ha!
superbosity!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# This woo
and ace spongage. I forsee a likely FP. :)
EDIT: Told you. :)
(Small Beer, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
#
Splendid!
(Schlottie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# shuperb
with these fat sponging rodents you are really spoiling us
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# That's woo-tastic!
Beleive me, I know how he feels.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# true to his name
wiffy little fellow
(BadgerPirate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Windy
Miller ?

Im struggling to get it !
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# yes
In my little world I am king
(BadgerPirate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# why yes oh yey (mike skinner style)
you are the king of fart
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# so am i
but i understand the joke ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# bah dum tish
**Applause**
(BadgerPirate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# ahhhh
the animation ...


It was a still when I looked ..

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Wheeze.
Super. :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# 1up


Click here for 2 player mode (well, a bigger version)
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# can i have some change please
easy game... got the 5th level last time
(doktored, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# hehehe














*checks pockets*
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# i'm in the bzzzness of laughter...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# smile giggle groan
but woo top punnage
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# huzzah
bye
im off
i have an history lecture
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# hehehehehe
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Arfworthy
Great punnage. :)
(Small Beer, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# The simplistic beauty
Gets you off the hook for the groansome punnage
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# heh he
'nice exoskeleton'! pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# The Strokes Flash video
Fancy doing a flash animation "rock video" for a quality Strokes pastiche song? Contact [email protected]

I don't want to give too much away (actually, anything) about the song, but trust me, it's good.

Ta.
(no_i_dont_remember_guildford, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# awww
how harsh
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# you said the same thing!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# yes
twas a joke
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# oh right
/thick
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# no
the strokes are shit and they eat poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# cannibals???
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# ...argh!
logic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Strokes
Are excellent, you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
# sounds like
a porn vid..
(radja, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Email me
here is my webby site

www.richardtingley.co.uk

er...but only if you're paying...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# I suspect if they're spamming b3ta
they're expecting a freebie

(oh and "pffft bisexual teapot")
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# cue
music company person cough a lot and look to the ceiling and shuffle his feet.

music? work? paying? I think your in the wrong line mate.
(doktored, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# I've heard this
several times, but one can only hope...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# no
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# No
1. I wouldn't be able to

2. The Strokes are b0llocks
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# yeah ok
although I will need to be furnished with the full Flash Suite (or whatever it's called)
Oh, and sunshine helps me think so jet me off to the Bahamas or Australia and we may have a deal
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# What are we?
Your Strokes video pastiche making bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# I can't believe
it took so long for someone to say that
(Mr. Partyhat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# But
Still makes you all warm and fuzzy inside reading it, doesn't it?
(Whoopie the slug, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# now I don't believe
you wanted to post your email address on an interweb massageboard

edit: although I appear to be the only person here who doesn't hate the strokes ... so for a sizeable fee and a tropical location full of honeys oiled-up buxom wenches in butt-biting bikinis I could probably knock something up ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# A location full of honey?
mmm... sticky...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# *licks lips*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# I quite like them,
axshoeally.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# so do i
is it suddenly cool to hate them? I haven't got the nme today you see.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# strokes are
the most dull band ever

plus worst videos ever

and those awful twangy bits at the end of the 'songs' like they didn't know what else to do

and the NME seems to think they are cool
grrr

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# most dull band ever?
surely you've heard massive attack at some point in your life?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# pretty dull
but strokes are duller


and more infuriating

like celine dion
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# harsh!
only one of the strokes looks anywhere near that equine!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# neigh!
i suppose i shouldn't saddle them with that bag
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Fuck The Strokes

Stupid "Emperor's New Clothing" Lou Reed rip-off twats*

*I have issues witha flatmate who plays "Last Night" all the time. Not the album - that one song. Not that I want to listen to the album
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Hmmmm
Well the song isn't exactly kind to the band.
(no_i_dont_remember_guildford, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# is the cold hard cash involved?
then maybe - email is in my profile.
Just maybe, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# anybody picked as a winner??
if so make the strokes lick the unnamed bit between a spazzs' balls and asshole

its all they deserve
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# i believe it is known as
the choad (Beavis and Butthead i think).

and i wanna know how much money there is....hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# no, a choad
is a cock that is only as long as it is wide.

the unnamed bit in question is the barse or sometimes the biffin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# thanks
for clearing that up!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Didn't Sum 41 already do a Strokes pastiche in a video?
That wasn't funny either.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# I'm a huge fan of the Strokes
I would love to attempt it!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)

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