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# Hey foos!
This is Mistah fuzzbucket reminding you all that tomorrow is The Second Official Talk Like Mistah T Day.
Damnit, Murdock, I don'wanna hear no jibba jabba about threadwastin'!
I ain't flyin' on no plane, Hannibal!
I pity the foo who don't talk like T on the T birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:01, archived)
# Why was I not informed before?
Why?
And where are teh uplaod codez, foo'?

edit: Mr. T truly is the forefather of bling.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:02, archived)
# *limbers up*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Fuck
I've just been repremanded over internet usage. No Mr.T day for me ;-(
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:03, archived)
# BURN THEM ALL!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Pull a sickie.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:07, archived)
# Only one course of action to take.
Fuck it.

On a somewhat related note, they blocked bash.org at my office. I went nuts and sent a mail to a guy I know with a list of phrases like 'vaginal fisting, scat muncher, anal dildo' and so on (so it would be flagged read by the IT support dorks) bemoaning the blockage and mentioning the fact that all I do is talk that sort of shite on IRC.
I also made a very good point about censorship, but that wasn't as funny. It was quite a day to be wearing my '86 AT classic "No More Censorship" Tee, though.
Upshot of it all, bash was unblocked a single day later.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:11, archived)
# you know you want to
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:25, archived)
# where was my advance warning?
How can I prepare my hair and get to chain shop before tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:05, archived)
# I only just remembered.
Don't get much time for this b3ta lark any more you know...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:07, archived)
# prepare my hair - ARF!

poof
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:13, archived)
# Mistah T Day
Cant wait

*Puts social life on hold*

(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:28, archived)
# Mushrooms
Click for mushroomy jiving. Erm. Yeah. I've a feeling this one isn't finished with yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:01, archived)
# jive it!
jive it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Bizarre

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] It has some nasty side-effects!
(Is it just me?, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:00, archived)
# GROAN
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:00, archived)
# oh my
thats genius that is!i salute you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Pfffft
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
an old joke round these parts, but done better. Woo to you with nobs on, hob nobs infact
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:01, archived)
# *honk*
*phweep*

woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:01, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:01, archived)
# *moo*
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:02, archived)
# meep!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Whilst
you won't be surprised to hear that you're not the first,
that is the best one I've seen.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:01, archived)
# Woo!

Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:02, archived)
# I gave my boss some of these last year

But they don't quite work, because when he walks past my desk...

yes, a repost
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:06, archived)
# Last one for a while
I promise*

CFB

*may in fact be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:56, archived)
# W/Y/H
Veh nice. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:57, archived)
# Its nice
why stop?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:58, archived)
# Lovely

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:58, archived)
# Sweet image
Is it modelled on anyone?
(happylobster, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:58, archived)
# Herself
probably :)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:01, archived)
# Well done
I'm so predictable, aren't I? *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:01, archived)
# I quote you Madam:

"I am useful_idiot, queen of self-shoppery!! "

:)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Ah yes
I only put that in a couple of days ago and had quite forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:04, archived)
# I knock
myself in the head with a stool
(happylobster, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:07, archived)
# For asking such a silly
question :S
(happylobster, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:22, archived)
# useful idiot herself
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Woosome!
You really useful with a vector, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:58, archived)
# Very nice!
Looks like Kate of Eastenders aka Jill Halfpenny
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:01, archived)
# Whhhhhhoooooooo?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:01, archived)
# Oh her
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:08, archived)
# nice work
you're making me want to vector again!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:12, archived)
# unhappy chappy
(guinea, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:56, archived)
# This scares me.
In a good way.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:59, archived)
# Random

:)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:59, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:55, archived)
# Hooray!
The Messiah!
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:57, archived)
# is that
Cat Deely in the window?
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:57, archived)
# I thought it was
the late Diana Princess of Wales
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:59, archived)
# b3ta is a better
place for your consistently baffling pictures.

Woo to you, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:57, archived)
# I'm beginning to wonder
If there secretly is some sort of reason behind all your baffling pictures after all. Maybe it's all part of a cunning plan to brainwash us all.
*puts on tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:59, archived)
# gah! she's right
*puts on anti-psf radiation suit*
(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:10, archived)
# Could it be
Americana gone bad?

/Huh. I'm listening to Loretta Lynn duet with Jack White. There's an unlikely pair.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:59, archived)
# I love these.
If I had to sum them up, it would be "looking for love in all the wrong places".
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Just in case you missed it
A real bargain:
(happylobster, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Saw it the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:49, archived)
# I'd recognize
that awful font and laughable pricing anywhere; comet right?

/edit: oops, didn't see the one below saying dixons. my mistake.
(Spatula, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:49, archived)
# I think Dixons and Comet are run by the same company
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:51, archived)
# yep see below
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:52, archived)
# Comet, Dixons, PC World
Aren't they owned by the same company or something like that?
(happylobster, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:51, archived)
# No
It's Dixons, Currys, PCWorld and The Link

Comet are a completely different company
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:53, archived)
# You gotta be quick
or Dixons will rob you blind - the bastards! :D
(happylobster, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:50, archived)
# The last time I ever went into Dixons
was when I bought a Sega Game Gear - the sales assistant tried to get me to buy an extended warranty - I refused again and again, so she called the manager over who said "yes, you really need one, as we get these things back all the time". They had only been released that week.
(I helped save b3ta! Cog, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Don't be surprised:
They're "always cutting prices"*

/linda barker

*I know it's not actually curry's
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:52, archived)
# Or there's this one
www.private-eye.co.uk/contentimages/ispy1105b.jpg
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:52, archived)
# nice.
I love the private eye...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:56, archived)
# don't suppose you could delete the second one
I liked the first one but they're both quite big. Think of the poor 56k'ers ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Dixons deal of the day
but there is no deal! :)

(happylobster, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Is that genuine?
if so thats fucking brilliant. Robbing bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:41, archived)
# LOL
Goes to show they'll do anything to make you think you're getting a bargain - when in actual fact it's always a load of shit and f*ck off prices. :)
(happylobster, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:42, archived)
# Happens all the time
My favourite marketing mistake was Time computing who release a capability roadmap for their product and another.

They got ticks and crosses the wrong way round at the printers though.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:43, archived)
# aaah Time...
...purveyors of novelty paperweights.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:44, archived)
# Have time shut down?
Haven't seen one of thier shops for a while.
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:49, archived)
# They merged...
With Tiny to make The Computer World or some other knock-off shite
(Q-Target, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:51, archived)
# haha took a while
has it been shopped?
(fluffytail, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:42, archived)
# this is 100% genuine
taken with my ol' Nokia cameraphone
(happylobster, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Ha
Why am I not suprised that its in a Dixons..

ME: So what makes this Amiga 1200 better than the Amiga 500.

Dixons Fuckwit: Well, it has more memory and bigger ram...

(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:42, archived)
# Init! I'm sure there's many
a hapless shopper who buys into that crap
(happylobster, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:44, archived)
# No you can't get them anymore
I've tried
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:46, archived)
# Not to mention
32bit architecture, fat denise for AGA supremacy and kickstart 3.0 and PCMCIA interface. Bloody cretin
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:44, archived)
# Ooh, I did love
my A500+ I had a CD drive for it and loads of ram! Great until my mum threw it out :( However,she left my Amstad 64!! I was furious :'(
(happylobster, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:46, archived)
# I know..
When he told me about it ( I had a 1200 at the time ) I could barely stop myself from just laughing in his face..

Was also fun, putting the shutdown program in the startup folder of macs. They didn't have a clue.. I don't like Dixons much.
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:47, archived)
#
I hope you said "Well so does a fucking elephant" and walked out...
(I helped save b3ta! moonjam, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:46, archived)
# I walk into PC World, and the fuckwit says 'Can I help you?'
I reply 'I doubt it' and carry on walking.
(jagerman, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Where in the world???
Pc Woe!!

I got a great 8 port 100 meg hub from Pc Woe a couple of years ago, priced the same as the 4 port 10 meg hub..

Stupid Dumbasses..
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:53, archived)
# probably nsfw
guess what the source is & win a prize*!

click me!

*or I could be lying

and the solution is:
now click me!
the dirty little bastard in the middle - he's been bugging me for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:37, archived)
# tubgirl?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:38, archived)
# oriental fella's eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:38, archived)
# keep guessing
the source is actually quite innocuous
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:39, archived)
#
helium?
(I helped save b3ta! moonjam, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:42, archived)
# alec baldwyn
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:39, archived)
# The pic with the tattooed horse
that you did this afternoon was great
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:39, archived)
# ta very much
i may repost it tonight, for the 1am shift
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:41, archived)
# hello sir
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:40, archived)
# doing good thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:40, archived)
# top stuff
:)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:41, archived)
# going out soon,
when i come back i may be superhappy or supersad it's all very exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:41, archived)
# It's not my mum in a sexaul act again is it?
There are just so many pictures like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:39, archived)
# its
jordans arsehole?
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 20 May 2004, 19:39, archived)
# peter
andre
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:42, archived)
# is it the bricks you've been stealing
from my garden wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Its not funny.


Yeah, so it's not funny, it might not even be good. I was working on it for a little while and it almost killed my laptop. 2 super large bitmaps composited together to make the one picture. I should have coloured the puddles.

Full Image Here
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:32, archived)
# unshopped?
im sure I went swimming there
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:34, archived)
# the sewage treatment plant?
..
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:35, archived)
# nothing better than a nice swim in hepitius b
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:36, archived)
# well that *is* the point of the picture
i think
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:36, archived)
# Not a sewer treatment plant
But an old Balentines Distillary. Soon to be demolished sadly.
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:37, archived)
# a dip in the
hepitius c is always good. i think hepitius b is the most dangerous insect in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:38, archived)
# not quite as deadly as the rare
cocochicarao insect
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:39, archived)
# i thought id
caught hepitius from a plastic bag once. Turned out it was just a carrier.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:40, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:40, archived)
# or as bloody annoying as cock chafers
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:40, archived)
# It's
Just where the river Leven meets the river Clyde.
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:36, archived)
# hmm
do we have to guess what you've done to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 20 May 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Didn't do much
Just merged two pics together..

Bah, waste of time posting it apart from the funny hep b jokes.. :)
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Well I liked it
Once I realised it was a composite. Here, have a Woo:

Trouble with comps is that if you're any good at them (like you), they look like originals.

Now do a really trippy surreal one, e.g. the Taj Mahal in the Lake District. With mimes outside, enteratining a flock of puffins on a school trip.
(I helped save b3ta! N3d, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:59, archived)
# I did do one a couple of years ago,
That got me into a bit of trouble at work.

Ted Danson, Blonde Pony tail, picture almost in the Daily Star after I captioned it "Ted Danson Shows off New Hair implants"....

Got my wrist slapped for that :)
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:06, archived)
# Base Images
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:31, archived)
# Arff\!
Hellooo to you!
(Smudger, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Hey Smudge
MSN has imploded on me. Are you on 4rthur?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Simply wonderful
Nostalgic. I caught the tail end of those things on tv. Those were the days...

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:54, archived)
# yeah, the little blind flower girl..... memories.


Harold Lloyd was also a fave of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:01, archived)
# no pun.. just saw a good opputunity
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 20 May 2004, 19:25, archived)
# hurrah for sliced dog tongues.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:27, archived)
# More like
Hurraah for Stella
(Copes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:29, archived)
# more like
Hurrah for going to the pub and drinking Timmy Taylors
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:31, archived)
# "more like"
hoorah
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:33, archived)
# We say
Hurrah up north.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:36, archived)
# more like
currah for your uninteligable 8-bit computer speech needs.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:01, archived)
# good plan
10 GOTO SHOWER
20 GOTO PUB
RUN
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:31, archived)
# you don't want to run after a beer
sit down and relax for a bit then go to the kebab shop
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:33, archived)
# Sounds
Good. I'll get the beers you get the kebabs :)
(Copes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:36, archived)
# Hooray!
Naked Pubbing!
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha
that's better than my suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:35, archived)
# faux leather seats
are you going to video this...
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 May 2004, 19:31, archived)
# yay
animals love beer

(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:32, archived)
# jus like that!
(gowithnoakes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:24, archived)
# Woo
Tommy Cooper is Great.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:27, archived)
# 2nded
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:31, archived)
# The Shat again
lol

www.mykhan.tk
(Frooky, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:21, archived)
# ignore?
or new...

EDIT: New it seems. Welcome and sorry for being suspicious. Lot of trolls around lately! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:22, archived)
# May I suggest a brief perusal of our
Frequently Asked Questions?

*proffers apologies* oh. Seems that's a genuine link. Welcome to b3ta!
(Gimbo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:23, archived)
# You were just being carefull
I dont blame you
The trolls have been out in force
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Excuse
the ignorance as I am a newbie, but what is a troll?
(Copes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:38, archived)
# A fair enough question
A troll, by My defination*(therfore it must be true :-) ) is a anoying little gimp who posts on message boards such as this to normally cause trouble, which can be defined in many ways such as
Posting pics not of their own
Being Silly Chickens
Jut posting to piss others off...

Hope this helps
(Phil Febuggure, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:41, archived)
# Ta
Muchly, I hope I will never fall into any of those categories. If I do, you have my permission to strip me naked and whip me ;)
(Copes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:44, archived)
# A very kind person referred me to
the 4rthur dictionary for something else the other day, which I found very helpful

4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=T
(I helped save b3ta! Cog, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:45, archived)
# somehow
i dont trust that link
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:23, archived)
# ERM YES
Don't get it. Doh yes I do, oh the punnage it hurts ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:23, archived)
# Actually,
that's quite funny.

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:24, archived)
# gah "lol"
(m1k3k, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:32, archived)
# hehehe
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:33, archived)
# Strangely
alluring
(pseudosocrates, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:33, archived)
# Someone sent me this. I don't know why, and I don't know what it means. Can someone be a gay Nazi?

(fcknuts, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:21, archived)
# don't suppose so
Gays were on the list along with commies, jews, gypsies etc

That am pretty though
(Gimbo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:22, archived)
# hitler
(oh and the leader of uk bnp)
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 May 2004, 19:28, archived)
# mein
campf
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:22, archived)
# i might be wrong on the details
but that's also the hindu sign for peace, i think
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:23, archived)
# yah
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:23, archived)
#
Oh ya. My friend who sent it to me is hindu.

Cool. Well I wish peace to all my fellow B3TAns!

Edit: did some searching and found this.
www.hindubooks.org/sudheer_birodkar/hindu_history/omkar.html
(fcknuts, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:25, archived)
# I think
it's the hindu symbol of light (that way round), the nazis corrupted it.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:23, archived)
# I always forget
which way round they go.

The Nazi one does indeed go the other way. They turned it backwards, which makes it mean the opposite. Whether this was deliberate or not is open for debate.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:26, archived)
# No
The Nazis used both orientations, both of equal meaning. I don't know why they chose the swastika symbol in the first place. Nazi mysticism was a bit strange.
(Harry, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Well, you can have an Army Chaplain
so I suppose anything's possible
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:24, archived)
# not sure
but i remember something to do with pink triangles..
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 20 May 2004, 19:27, archived)
#
It's historical fact that all Nazi's were and indeed are gay*

It's also 100% fact that Hitler shit the bed.

*the reverse is not true of course
(I helped save b3ta! moonjam, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:35, archived)
# evening
download this movie. I think it's fab
it features some scary custard fetish
freak my friend found. But don't let
that put you off.
(davey_binbag, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Nice Backing Track.
I'll have three spades please.
Till /pedant

Woosome sense of hummus sir, muchly chuckles.
(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:27, archived)
# Thank you sir
your spades have been despatched by our secret agent who is out in the field at the moment. Glad you liked, I like to show other people how I see my world... Life is brighter this way.

btw, don't whizz in woods when there's a camera near by.
(davey_binbag, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:32, archived)
# Hmm.. how wonderfully hatstand!
I think i'm going to have my spades dinner now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Error.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:20, archived)
# woo
speaking of errors have a pearost form 30 mins ago, that I have now tagged. I'm going to start doing this now :) (tagging that is, not reposting)

How robots write lines:
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Yay!
Nice. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:52, archived)
# First post, five for the price of four...
Using a picture I saw in a magazine, I thought the caption was... humorous...



Came up with this at work. Had to exorcise it using Paint:



My brother was out of his room for a few minutes, so I did this and set it as his desktop:





Mmmmmmmm... tasty burger...



I did this a couple of years ago, but apparently it bounced around cyberspace a while back. Never knew it would become popular...



(Oh, and I still have the PSD file for that last one - a friend of mine was surprised it was one of mine...)
(I helped save b3ta! Slavedriver, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:14, archived)
# I dont get
thats last one
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:16, archived)
# I think its from a music video
I'm sure its a radiohead one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Just
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:18, archived)
# THAT'S THE ONE IN 7/8
ISN'T IT? wOO AND YAY BY THE WAY TO THE PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:19, archived)
# I HAVENT A FUCKING CLUE!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:20, archived)
# LESS BOLD CAPSLOCK!
:-)
(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Thu 20 May 2004, 19:27, archived)
# NO
MORE
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Just
YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF YOU DO!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:18, archived)
# It's about wanking you know
"You cant get the stink off"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:21, archived)
# Hehehe
and I'm always impressed by grandmas recall
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:22, archived)
# I believe
it's a rather spiffy parody of Radiohead's "Just" video.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:18, archived)
# based on radiohead song I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:18, archived)
# welcome
and wyh
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:19, archived)
# quick and dirty....geddit?



*coat
(bum plops, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:13, archived)
# arf!
definately dirty...
(Spatula, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:51, archived)
# Has this been done to death yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:06, archived)
# no.
well i haven't seen anything like it
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:10, archived)
# you'll scweem & scweem
until you make yourthelf thick!

/violet elizabeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Ooooooh!
Creepy. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:13, archived)
# wha?
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:13, archived)

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