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# Oh dear, looks like he's over done it again.
will he ever learn?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:03, archived)
# bukkake!
/obvious reply no.74

edit: ridiculous mindpiss
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:04, archived)
# thats what happens
when you become too talented.

Now don't do it again or even worse will happen :)

Only joking please keep them coming WOOOOOOO
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:05, archived)
# that might happen to me tonight then.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:06, archived)
# England fan in Portugal?
/topical reply No.11.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Lego men, making groping gestures to the chicken song...
excellent

Found on this great, time-sapping, site.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's ACE!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# check out the star wars or the cheese film.
superbly random.

edit... and the words of wisdom one is perfect for all you people who paintmash animated gifs.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:09, archived)
# that is proper good
i don't even have sound on this computer and i could tell they were doin it poifect.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# that is brilliant!
made me laugh far more than it had any right to!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14, archived)
# you're
not far of 10,000 posts.

wouldnt want you to mis that!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:27, archived)
# hahhaahh!
yay!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:22, archived)
# That am
the birdie song.


but still woo!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# As soon as Rex saw the cone
He knew it had been a good night
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Just wait til
he finds the handcuffs and the collar marked 'spanky'...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:02, archived)
# just wait until he finds what's up his arse.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:06, archived)
# manky eye
has spoiled cuddly-osity
excellent use of tongue though
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Show me the way to go home...
HIC!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:04, archived)
# The more I look at him
the more I think that cone's been nailed to his head. Do I need help, or do you?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:06, archived)
# oh no
now I can see someone has clearly nailed a cone to that tiny dog head.

must have been a very delicate process. More of a screwing than hammering action I should think.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# We are dealing
with a sadistic and evil individual... in other words, the average b3tan.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:13, archived)
# i know that dog!!!
god luv mr. winkle
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Let me out !
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Will I be
the first to say:

Kill it! Kill it hard!

Edit: Yes I will. Lovely.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:59, archived)
# seconded
"HOW CAN WE MAKE IT DIE"
lucky sod.
I just finished a day of revision and I am about to head off to deliver pizzas
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:59, archived)
# i'm off to watch bill bailey live.
after spending the night in brighton hilton free of charge as part of my brazillian girlfriends work scheme, and skiving all day at my job as graphic designer in soho.

life's hard.

/awaits backlash.....
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:03, archived)
# I'm in soho too
tell me where you work so I can come over and BEAT YOU with a big lead pipe. :o)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:06, archived)
# post production?
which company? i might not mention where i work, i feel the shade of leady death hanging over me in pipe form :D

psst. Skin Media, owned by TSI. i was bored with life anyway
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:16, archived)
# horrid
awful, terrible thing.
woo!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:01, archived)
# See all he needed was a beer and a smoke
he's much calmer now.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Interesting
brand of ciggie he has.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:57, archived)
# they are a moroccan blended filter tip.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# ooh
my brand
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:01, archived)
# They sound smashing.
Available at all reputable tobacconists?

EDIT: Shouldn't that be Moroccan blended rolled-up-piece-of-cardboard tip
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:01, archived)
# see?
one of the funny ciggies always helps...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Wait a minute...
that's no cigarette! Quick call the police!

Woo and yay to your drawing skills though. I can just about fingerpaint myself.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Despite
the manky weather and me having a cold, I feel somewhat cheery when looking at him. Well done to you!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:01, archived)
# golly ... his winkle
looks just like a marijuana cigarillo.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:01, archived)
# feel free to have a toke.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Whoop whoop!
*grooming alert*
Whoop whoop!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
he's happy now :)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Max groanage,
before I bugger off to watch footie...


(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
# ARGH IT BURNS!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:56, archived)
# oh the pun! the pun of it all!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:59, archived)
# punnage most foul
woo
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:01, archived)
# I want to cry.
That is truly BAD.

:-D
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# B3TA get everywhere.....
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
# hmm...
...shouldn't that be copyright Zak McFlimby?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:57, archived)
# thing is it's not b3ta copyright
it's whoever made the pictures copyright
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:57, archived)
# aye
but at least b3ta is mentioned. too often images are just nicked
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:02, archived)
# good one Zak
:)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# yay
zak mc.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Enjoy!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Lovin' it
/predictable


'noon all
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Is the kid
ingesting it rectally?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
# He is
if you believe he is.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Is there any other way?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:56, archived)
# That would be why
people look at me funny when I'm drinking a can of cola-ish beverage. I'll jam it right up my arse next time and no mistake...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:58, archived)
# arf!
well i guess it's time for me to wander off and get excited over nothing much... ta ra all
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Hot Dog Anyone?


Source of much fluffiness (and hummus potential) www.mrwinkle.com/diary.htm
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:50, archived)
# They were
definitely dead before they went in the pot.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:52, archived)
# ummmmm
needs more dog

Woo
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Ahhh. Mr Winkle!
I saw a Mr-Winkle-a-like in cambridge the other day. Same mong tongue and spacker gait. I assume it's some sort of congenital canine tard-ness.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:54, archived)
# I actually own...
a yorkie (dog not cloth capped northener) with a Mr Winkle-esque tongue.

She scares me!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
# hoorah!
does she have a bit of a wonky walk as well? or is it just the tongue?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:57, archived)
#
More a hop, skip and jump than a wonky walk.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:01, archived)
# *gasp*
my long lost brother

how are ye mono?

; )

I'll take two, with extra mustard.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Im quite well, thanks!
=oP
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:02, archived)
# so...
you were doing a Goodle search for 'Winkle' were you? Own up!

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Uhmmmmm
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:03, archived)
# So very sorry, but i just noticed thor's around and wanted to show him Zombeanies are better than zombies :)


RIGHT! I'M REALLY OFF TO FORMAT NOW. REALLY!

well maybe in 5 mins, gotta make sure i back up everything, i always forget something and start abusing myself.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:50, archived)
# kill the heretic!
kill him.

Death to the Zombeanies!

Woo!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:51, archived)
# how many
rp's in new threads on the board at once
are you aiming for?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Oh hush you ;)
When i posted it last thor went offline, just wanted to show him seeing as we were having a zombie/zombeanie debate.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
# fight! fight! fight! fight!
actually ... a battle to the death between the undead could get a bit tedious ...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Freddie Vs Jason anyone? ;)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:56, archived)
# ? abusing yourself ?
looks away

*blushes*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:56, archived)
# This may be my last message
Spyware is bringing down all my programs left and right.

it's like a warzone on my comp. i must survive long enough to back up!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:58, archived)
#
Computer: Goodbye Cruel world!
Me: fuck you.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Sponsors of Big Brother
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:49, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:50, archived)
# pfft
hello mate
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:52, archived)
# ellooo nanny shoes!
I'm trying to sneak off early to watch some sort of footballing skirmish in Europe. Yay.
Howsooo?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:57, archived)
# ah best of luck
when's it on?
edit: i'm fine ta
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:58, archived)
# 5:00
I'm not that arsed, but if I pretend to be, they'll let me sneak off 1hr early. ;-)

oooh! that means now. T'raaaaah!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:02, archived)
# i've still watched an episode of it this year
which surprises me
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:50, archived)
# hehe
you like ladymen!

*points*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
:)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:51, archived)
# someone did a lovehearts one
years ago,

twas very good..

both of the above are also...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Gimme the cream or the pooch gets it...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:47, archived)
# That is one evil looking cat.
Mind you, they all look evil once they leave the kitten-stage.

Woo Yay
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# ok, ok, you can have the cream..
woo
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:50, archived)
# theres
a worrying store of pictures of men holding guns in woods on the net. worrying.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Eeek
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)
# That's rather spooky!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# what the hell
is going on there?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Dunno
Some big puch-up, it would be great if the whole thing ended in assault charges :)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# It does have an air of
Tommy Cooper about it, and not just 'cause of the fez.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Yay for
odd animals with fezzes.
George approves.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# hur hur
I smell frontpage

/jinx, personal jinx, padlock 123
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# dat
is forkin, knifing and spooning great!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:52, archived)
# hah hah hah hah hah!
fantastic!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Hi cockalarum!
I like your woo yay. Cos it has a kitten. But unfortunately, not a kittin.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pure genie-arse

WOO YAY HOUPLA
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)
# bloody excellent!
w/y/h!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)
# ARF!
ARF ARF ARF!

/monitor explodes
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)
# brilliump!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:47, archived)
# haha!
yay, i'm a big fan of brian.


(the person is not me, it is my twin brother modelling my home-made tshirt)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Right.
Your twin brother. *wink, nudge*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:51, archived)
# its 100% of fact
SSG looks like an upturned floor mop
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
# which is why
i got him to post for the photo.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Big fan?
Or creepy stalker-man? Only time will tell...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:51, archived)
# hehehhehehehehe
woo!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahahha
BRILLIANT !
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:01, archived)
# much woo
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# I'm going to format, so there won't be any zombeanies today.
So have a pea-roast.



Zombeanie stuff is still in the same place etc

If i don't return, CALL TECH SUPPORT FOR ME. ;)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Happy formatting!
A virus or just for fun?


oh and *poke*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# spyware has taken over my machine
and even rendered firefox unusable, and IE. PPFFTT.

I've tried several spyware killers, but this one is just too deep i think.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# have you checked
what processes are running? If you can find it in there, kill it, then delete. Usually does it for me.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:47, archived)
# i preffer to go overkill when it comes to these things
That way i KNOW it's gone for good. well, until it slips through my ever so protective net again.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# fair enough
better to be safe and all...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:50, archived)
# seen it

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# if not twice before
bloody internet, it's all repeats

/supermoore
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:42, archived)
# *debates spazzing back to find dutchbird's educational animation thing*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# oh please do
i missed it
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# that's why it's a pea-roast
:)

i posted it because (in my opinion) this is the best of the lot
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# just a question what
program did you use for those wonderful fractals in your profile?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# various different programs... any one in particular that you like, i may be able to remember?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)
# they are all good i just
wanted to have a play with a fractal generator.
any you can recommend?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:50, archived)
# try ultra fractal
you can get a 30 day trial and it really is in a league of its own
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:52, archived)
# ok i will try that when i get home
tonight
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
# linky for manchester thing
leads to a whole lotta empty space!
I wanna rejoice with b3ta
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)
# you might have to be an 4rthur member to see it i spose
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
# I'd format too
but it sounds like far too much effort. Backing up is a bitch when you've got a 120Gb drive...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# it's actually quite fun
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Any suggestions
on a quick and easy way to do it (without buying a SECOND 120Gb drive?)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:47, archived)
# buy a zip drive
is the only thing i can think of.
also partition the drive into smaller parts that way you just move it to a different partition
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:52, archived)
#
back-up what you want onto CD/another drive

boot up from floppy (with Win startup disk or other good proggie thing)

Then

format c: /y


/NotVeryHelpful
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Meh...
I'm just gonna ahve to buy a DVD writer...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:54, archived)
# on a network?
Just drop everything you want to keep onto another comp?



EDIT: meant to reply to mak
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahahaahahahaha
fantastic

edit: i don't see why that one was edited personally
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# What offended people so much about the "your all gay" / eats, shoots and leaves
post down there? Was it different originally?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# i just decided to be really nasty.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# fairy muff
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Arf!
And thank you for blurring it....
:@ )
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# but ...
are you lovin' it!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# what are the
opening hours?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# very good
i'm impressed
you made goatse viewable
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
# It's still horrible
...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Arf!
Woo yay
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# goatse?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Jimi HENdrix - d'ya get it? d'ya get it?

Amalgamated in MS Paint, touched up in Office Photo Editor
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# not sure which
"keep taking the pills"

or

"stop taking the pills"

is there a doctor onboard?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Woo, nice one.
He (she?) had better watch out for the FOXy Lady.




/coat
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Ugh... groan
The punnage!
Very good, btw, especially for a Photoshop-less pic!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Woo yay
a good shop of God.

My reasoning:
Nietzche: God is dead.
Hendrix is dead.
Ergo, Hendrix = God
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:42, archived)
# I
really couldn't resist... I'm so sorry. Found it on a blaxploitation movie site..



He deserves all the comic sans he gets.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:26, archived)
# love the small print
"Featuring the actual hookers and blades of Hollywood"

Marvelous.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Erm...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:24, archived)
# it was stuck on the first frame.
i found funny even without the anim
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:30, archived)
# I'm sure there was something about....
rebellious Scotts to crush in the National anthem.





hjem.get2net.dk/niels_quist/gbnatant.htm
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)

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