Thats rather cool, have a woo.
Why have Americans given up on assassinating presidents? They used to be so good at it, it seems a waste to let a national hobby fade into obscurity.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:49,
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That's rather good
.... much better than the usual political stuff we get here.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:52,
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From left to right...
Truman
Johnson
Kennedy
Carter
Ford
W
Reagan
Nixon
Ike
WTF happened to Clinton?
Edit: Oh, wait... he's under the lecturn blowing W.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:14,
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Johnson
Kennedy
Carter
Ford
W
Reagan
Nixon
Ike
WTF happened to Clinton?
Edit: Oh, wait... he's under the lecturn blowing W.
Guess the song title...
...only a few hours until my b3taday...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:34,
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...only a few hours until my b3taday...
Shout at the Devil?
Probably not since no-one seems to be shouting in the pic but let's take a minute to think about "the Crue" anyway
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:39,
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the crue are always good to think about
you're in the right era....
Mr. Spoon was very very close...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:40,
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Mr. Spoon was very very close...
That would be the case,
if it werent in fact a song by Van Halen. You arent thinking of Run To The Hills are you?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:42,
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I'm not thinking at all
Actually I was thinking about Walken doing his " I'm Bruce Dickinson - yes THE Bruce Dickinson " and then lost track of what we were guessing
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:45,
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i never said pearl jam was metal
they're like the tin foil of rock
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:47,
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I use tin foil all the time to cook me chicken
I never use Eddie Vedder
Tin foil is an underrated kitchen utensil
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:50,
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Tin foil is an underrated kitchen utensil
i'd hardly call tin foil a utensil
Eddie vedder could be a utensil though because he is a tool...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:52,
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"The devil is too good at hurdles even though he has to carry a massive fork"
?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:40,
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sometimes i follow the devil - sometimes he follows me
not a song - just a statement
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:40,
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Shit, nearly an hour and a half late for my shift...have a pearoast
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:26,
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B3ta Whacking
Me and dave have reached a new low in procrastination over the newsletter writing.
We've been b3ta whacking: take one word + b3ta to find 1 google hit.
Dave found this:
www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&q=animism+b3ta
Share my pain.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:00,
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We've been b3ta whacking: take one word + b3ta to find 1 google hit.
Dave found this:
www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&q=animism+b3ta
Share my pain.
raaaaaah!
i'm going to link this again, just because i can www.pbase.com/image/29765010
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:03,
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He's dressed for a party.
Yet he doesnt look like he is in the party mood. Someone get that dog some LSD pronto.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:06,
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www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=supercalifragilisticexpealidocious+b3ta&meta=
*edit -damn my dodgy spellign. there are actually three*
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:05,
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*edit -damn my dodgy spellign. there are actually three*
Aha!
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=winklepicker+b3ta&meta=
Don't ask how I found this
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:12,
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Don't ask how I found this
ahhh
fair enough then, i thought it was more of a race but yes wankbladder beats nodrel hands down
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:21,
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hehe...
i don't know though... i rather like supermoore's "cuntbadgers b3ta"
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=cuntbadgers+b3ta&btnG=Search&meta=
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:19,
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www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=cuntbadgers+b3ta&btnG=Search&meta=
Well
it looks like i wont be the only one clearing their search history in the morning!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:32,
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Are you insinuating
something about my shoes?
Incidentally, won't posting your findings here spoil the b3tawhack once this page is seen by the googlebots?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:18,
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Incidentally, won't posting your findings here spoil the b3tawhack once this page is seen by the googlebots?
but then maybe we won't have to share the pain again...
as there won't be any left...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:20,
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plenty of archives seem not to get google listed
which is annoying as i've entirely lost a thead/post about cumming over gary coleman's face
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:21,
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Dammit!
You nearly got me hooked on googlewhacking again! Naughtynaughtynaughtyman.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:07,
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Join other b3ta *Blokes* near you!
is this a school holidays meetup?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:15,
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it's a very old relic, I don't think it gets used really. Not had a look since last year though.
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aaah...
by the way, i had the the opportunity to spread joy the other day by introducing some friends to domo darko. i loves it, thanks :)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:41,
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manyanga b3ta
which i came across the other night whilst trying to help and friends find the swahili word for sexy... consider your pain shared...
edit: fwaptastic b3ta... hehe... "did you mean 'fantastic b3ta'
ooh... and flobadob b3ta...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:09,
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edit: fwaptastic b3ta... hehe... "did you mean 'fantastic b3ta'
ooh... and flobadob b3ta...
a...
stick? It's been delivered to your local tree for collection at your convenience.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:12,
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"Did you mean: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo b3ta"
?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:21,
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cyberwhore b3ta? :P
cyberwhore b3ta? :P
tj: anyone happen to be intested in the purchase of website templates?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:23,
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tj: anyone happen to be intested in the purchase of website templates?
Ooooh!
By whacking 'Gesticular' with b3ta, I got this lovely page, translation courtesy of google.
/Edit Apparently 'gesticular' isn't an actual word in the normal sense. Gesticulate is though. I stand by my original b3tawhack...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:27,
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/Edit Apparently 'gesticular' isn't an actual word in the normal sense. Gesticulate is though. I stand by my original b3tawhack...
well in a fit of
spazzy thinking i thought i could be joel veitch - cause surely thats easy - turns out to be harder than you think :(
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:04,
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eek
keep practising though, you'll get there in the end
or they'll cart you off in a straitjacket
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:08,
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or they'll cart you off in a straitjacket
dancing perfectly out of time with
Mr Pink Eyes by The Cure
The cheeky bugger
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:10,
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The cheeky bugger
it's like psycho
remade with zebra parrots
edit: oooh - the tune could be squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:01,
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edit: oooh - the tune could be squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk!
No
I don't like it. Who's the guy watching me from inside the picture?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:09,
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well of course
it's Norman Bates dressed as his deceased mother and wielding a large butcher's knife
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:11,
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Anyone got
a blanket I can hide under? Can't be bothered to go get my own...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:14,
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your train of thought there is intriguing
i assume it's the use of grayscale and zebra print
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:21,
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seriously though...
yes i think zebra print, 'exotic' animals, and black and white that clearly wasn't shot to be black and white, but someone thought it'd look arty so they made it black and white anyway...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:24,
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That's going to
haunt my dreams tonight. Something about the eyes is tres eville.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:53,
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that was the best rendition of SSG
by anyone other than SSG, that i've ever seen
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:58,
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raaaaaaaaaaarr!
fuck knows why i'm in a sweary mood all of a sudden, i just had a lovely phone conversation
evening miss
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:58,
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evening miss
i am glad to hear
that your conversational skills are not restricted to forums such as this :)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:06,
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you cheater!
that almost doesn't count as Real Life interaction!
(it does)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:23,
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(it does)
:-(
Daddy, daddy, stop yelling! Wahhh!!!!
/balls up in the corner
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:57,
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/balls up in the corner
i wouldn't recommend putting your balls there
they're likely to get broken
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:59,
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OH YOU DON... sorry, shouty mode disengaged
incidentally you look just like someone i used to know, she was very good at singing
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:07,
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Bee's knees are pretty nice...
Pity he'll molt. That's a nice job there.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:59,
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being busy all day gives you hummus i believe
not a huge amount, but enough to get by
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:02,
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I always hit a vein of hummus when I am too busy to note it down
then, by the time I get home, it's gone :(
or it's too difficult to find decent source pics
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:04,
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or it's too difficult to find decent source pics
oh the terror of no source pics
it's the worst. i still have a hummus from before i joined that i can't do for lack of decent source pics
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:08,
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that too
though from what i can see, you've got plenty of ability
/motivational
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:12,
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/motivational
it's the animations and clever posts that get me
animangles and doodles are (fairly) easy
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:16,
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anything topical always gets me too
I make a pic, log in and find 10 of the 15 threads are on the same subject so I don't bother posting it :(
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:23,
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that's why i don't bother
topical humour is too overdone generally
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:26,
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unless you get there quick
and to beat monkeon etc,you have to be damn quick :)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:28,
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i hold this to be true
he's also fiendishly good at it as well.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:30,
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too bloody good if you ask me
we should hunt him down, tie him to a tree and beat him to death with candyfloss
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:32,
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death by candyfloss
that's almost as good as death by sex*
*may not be 100% of fact
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:36,
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*may not be 100% of fact
hehehe
gonna put my head down now, cos my eyes are hurting
g'night
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:38,
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g'night
You know
it took me two goes to spot Mr. Hasselhoff. Can't be too bad...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:51,
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there are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that understand binary, and those that dont.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:41,
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i worked out how to mark cards using binary
eventually, everyone relised i had the cards marked because i could identify each one by toch, but no one ever found out the code
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:44,
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Those
movies were shite. Sorry to be unfluffy, but I had to say it...
*resume fluffy mode*
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:51,
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*resume fluffy mode*
the moral of the story is
i need to stop doodling in the middle of class.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:36,
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i need to stop doodling in the middle of class.
There's something special about that!
p.s. the bird reminds me of my series, i think it's taking over my brain
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:37,
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*squints*
i see what you mean about the bird, it's the eye.
i assure you, it was quite unintentional :)
edit: are you going to put your series on a website at any point?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:40,
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i assure you, it was quite unintentional :)
edit: are you going to put your series on a website at any point?
I kinda have done with the gallery page.
But i'm waiting until I've got a proper name for it. As soon as I have I'll knock out a quick.... logo, build a better page, go back and tag all the previous pictures (that'll be fun)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:50,
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that sounds infinitely fun.
no address as of yet, though, i take it?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:52,
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class: great for doodling.
until you suddenly realize that you've been there for 3 and a half hours and haven't heard a single thing the teacher has said.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:42,
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:)
hold on a minute, you doodled that in class? what kind of class are we talking here? you seem to have some art supplies at your disposal :)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:52,
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we're talking about a calculus class here,
one in which i had my trusty pen and a couple of trusty markers with me.
and a professor who wouldn't notice if a student in the front row spontaneously combusted :)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:54,
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and a professor who wouldn't notice if a student in the front row spontaneously combusted :)
and do you get thrown out of your
art class for doodling equations? :)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:55,
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i did get in trouble once
for getting caught writing a proof the quadratic equation.
i was trying to explain it to one of my fellow arteests.
didn't go down well with the professor.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:00,
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i was trying to explain it to one of my fellow arteests.
didn't go down well with the professor.
see, that would've made sense
if it was an english class i'd doodled it in.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:44,
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true.
sadly, it's got nothing to do with my major, nor is it a prerequisite.
so i shall not be learning the mysteries of the dark magics any time soon.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:52,
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so i shall not be learning the mysteries of the dark magics any time soon.
aw, the poor panda.
nicely made, he looks like he belongs there :)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:38,
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thankums squire
it took me just over a month to aquire those posts
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:30,
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i did something like that.
took me like 6 months to get 1000, but the second 1000 came in about one month.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:37,
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yeah
i found a good bunch to natter to, and my post count just exploded
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:40,
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Erm
Click to see the full and complete version
The first 120:
more:
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:26,
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Click to see the full and complete version
The first 120:
more:
that fiendish scientist in his laboratory
i really don't know where this came from
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:20,
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i really don't know where this came from
Hell?
Wherever it's from, it should definitely be killed. Hard.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:23,
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Creepiest
man in the world. Check him out in "M" or "Mad Love".
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:24,
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that was how I found it*
*might not be true
*edit* you might like this wot I dun.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:38,
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*might not be true
*edit* you might like this wot I dun.
oh i know who you mean now
that was originally Boris Karloff in the picture, another classic actor
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:28,
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They
did a few movies together - The Raven is probably the best.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:32,
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woo
reminds me of the fabulous doctor phibes, vincent price am the bestest evil actor
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:24,
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nicely done
though i'm glad i didn't enter this compo, because it's hard to think of ones that haven't been done. that's no reflection on yours, it's ace.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:23,
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a photo of a polaroid
film grain, a photo of a skeletal cup and rotating a bit.
am I right?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:36,
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am I right?
wow!
that's the fist time the alt text has shot off the side of my browser.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:10,
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I'm jealous
All he can do is spin.
and to you, woo yay, and a big houpla!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:25,
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and to you, woo yay, and a big houpla!
If this has already been done...
at least i wont be lonely in hell
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:05,
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Deep throat
from the other side of the throat has to be worth trying
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:08,
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any css gurus around?
if so, can you help me add a 1 px border to the left-side only of this menu?
www.sojomedia.com/turret/test.htm
at the moment each "box" has a border on the top/bottom/right, but not left so as to avoid a 2px border between boxes
ta!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:07,
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www.sojomedia.com/turret/test.htm
at the moment each "box" has a border on the top/bottom/right, but not left so as to avoid a 2px border between boxes
ta!
like the wanker I am
I would just make an empty cell to the left of it, hence creating another "right" border
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:11,
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Simple
and pretty. Woo! Have an origami flock of birds.
As you can tell, I am horrible at origami.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:12,
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As you can tell, I am horrible at origami.
Nice stuff
Now how in the hell did you make this picture? I'm guessing something Adobe, but if you're on a budget how does one go about creating something like this?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:15,
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