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i was watching Big Brother last night (i know shoot me)

but i just couldnt stop thinking that Dan reminds me of Arthur Dent...!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:42, archived)

The

TV series was crap

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:46, archived)

its wasnt too good!

but the books were great! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:49, archived)

Yes

indeedy. *points to name*

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:50, archived)

looks at name!

hits himself upside the head!

:o) one of my fav writters old adams!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:52, archived)

There be a film soon too

Clicky

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:53, archived)

Mos Def?

oh dear...

(The Spelling Police, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:55, archived)

that's the only one i've read.

I laughed at the discription of the fella he meets called Russell. My name is russell, and i am ginger and have glasses and like billiards, so I identified with it.

not all true

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:56, archived)

gets out gun

points ....

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connor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:47, archived)

looks a tad like dominic diamond there

saw bblb today, and have decided that the new girl only has one boob.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:47, archived)

thats a bit of a bugger!

knew a girl with no arms once - but she was armless!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:48, archived)

So is a cockney Mostly...

... 'Armless.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:53, archived)

Dear Sir,

In response to your joke of Sunday June 27th 2004, you claim that you knew a girl with no arms once, but she was armless. By virtue of the fact that you had already stated she was armless, I would like to point out that further clarification of this aspect of her anatomical personality was highly unnecessary. I suggest that for future reference, you use the more conventional "'armless'" spelling, whereby dropping the "aich", as it were, and replacing with an apostrophe will greatly improve your joke telling skills. I hope this helps.

Dr. Bottomley-Trumpet
Sweden Institute Of Arse.

/pissy

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:54, archived)

read your comment

read your name

a connection, no?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:55, archived)

just being arsey today

because I have no friends. not t'other way round.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)

hehehehe

:o)

people take b3ta far too seriously!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)

dear sir

fuck off

/runs and hides

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)

dominic

gamesmaster golden joystick

diamond

always thought the contestants looked just thrilled to get one of those

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:54, archived)

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo b3ta.

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Sunshine Elephant, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:48, archived)

how do!!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:49, archived)

back on the internet,

good to be back too.
been a bit hectic past few days moving out from lancaster, back down to sunny leamington spa.
*listens to cheers theme tune*

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Sunshine Elephant, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:52, archived)

Oooh... I know your vicar then.

That is all.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:54, archived)

there's a couple of churches,

i know rev. alistair mort.
off to eat now, tata.

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Sunshine Elephant, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:55, archived)

Nope, different one.

Ta ta!

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)

Making your way in the world today

takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get a way? *dundunn*
Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your naaame,
And they're always gald you caame (inanonsexualsortofway)
You wanna go where nyehnyehnyeh
And troubles are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name!

Sorry.

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Malchick, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:56, archived)

And near the end of that piece is a lad's face who I can't stand.

I have to look away from the screen.
A ye olde picture with a snotty lad in it.

Grr! Rage over.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:58, archived)

i want to be that guy

and look repugnantly smug as I look down my nose at everyone else.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:02, archived)

I want his hat.

His hat is cool. I like hats.

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Malchick, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:06, archived)

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo Sunshine Elephant!

I would.

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:49, archived)

Hello there!

Dammit, Sunshine turns up and I'm off in ten minutes!

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feaf, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:51, archived)

hahaha he looks like John Tickle from a previous BB

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:00, archived)

a warning to aliens who may want to visit

(lib319, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:40, archived)

hmm looks like

aliens have abducted your pic

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:43, archived)

i'll get me coat

.

ps

where's it gone?

(lib319, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:44, archived)

*Firefox* right click -- view image

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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:45, archived)

how odd

i thought firefox rocked. howcome it couldnt prouce that image on demand?

I want a refund!!!

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:46, archived)

haha

top class :D

w/y/h

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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:44, archived)

"a warning to aliens who may want to visit cock"

who'd want to visit cock?

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anythingbutthisactually, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:45, archived)

im not going to answer that

tj: anyone want to play b3ta only isketch?

(Lord Gibbon, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:47, archived)

I will,

dude.

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ArthurTheRat, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)

Very good :)

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Calqhoon, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:46, archived)

u do no

they cud just come from the other side, thats whats so great about 3 dimensions

(Shakuhachi, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:49, archived)

I'll be the first shall I?

y o k w ol ' ' .

(Lord Gibbon, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:52, archived)

Shurely

you meant "wots" and "gr8"

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nick the greek, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:04, archived)

I took this:

On my phone about 2 months ago in a pub but have only just got round to getting it onto the computer. I thought it may amuse. To put it in context, there were 2 Microsoft clipart pictures of policemen just above. Sorry it's a little late.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:39, archived)

oh dear

*attempts to remove nationality*

out, damn spot!

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:41, archived)

hehehe

your all gay

(The Spelling Police, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:42, archived)

oh dear

i didn't spot that first time i read it...my pedant powers are failing me

(Lord Gibbon, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:45, archived)

As if the your/you're thing wasn't bad enough,

whoever knocked this up decided that they would award the word 'nicked' a random capital n. It would probably have made more sense written in kittin.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:47, archived)

Idiocy:

the universal language of twunts and chavs everywhere.

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Malchick, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)

anal apostrophe ?

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:19, archived)

ars'e

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amon - hooray :D, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:22, archived)

mouse :)

hopefully improved enough from before :)

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connor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:35, archived)

email sent

edit: *checks mail*
*sees pages*

edit: *uploads*
www.gimber.co.uk/connor/
seems your picture needs hosting somewhere...

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:36, archived)

thanks :)

it works ! - *sacrafices goat to the gods*

edit - yes it is taking it off my hard drive - oops

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connor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:40, archived)

Want to send me the "always thinking" picture?

I'll host it and edit the html pages accordingly

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:42, archived)

its here - if you could edit the html that would be great :)

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connor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:45, archived)

c'est fait

:o)

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:53, archived)

So that's what he was up to.

Letting the mice escape. Yes.

If you can say this to a goatse pic: woo.

(Small Beer, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:37, archived)

urrggghhhh

nooooooo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:37, archived)

i know!

lets ask goatse man to do it

Edit : Actually, lets not

(Shakuhachi, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:39, archived)

My kitten was asleep on my flat-bed scanner.

I couldn't resist :-S

edit: You can see where she almost fell off... Then went back to sleep. The big dents in mittens is a real give away.

(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:32, archived)

so you killed it?!

(The Spelling Police, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:32, archived)

Kitten Genitalia!

Woo for dormant kittens!

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:33, archived)

I have reason to belive mittens here recently visited the kitten-krapper (patent applyed for)

(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:35, archived)

awwwww

yay for sleepy kitties

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:36, archived)

Animals on scanners rule!

Especialy Ferrets

click for bigger

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:36, archived)

they are always better in your head....

(hmmm ...*thinks* OW, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:29, archived)

Hmm... ok

could you walk me through this picture?

(Shakuhachi, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)

hmm

camoflage give ya nething?

(hmmm ...*thinks* OW, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:33, archived)

I see monkeys in trees.

Is that good?

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:35, archived)

I've got it!

OK, the chap in the foreground is a man in camoflage, except all you can see is that - and not the man himself.
That it?

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:37, archived)

you can see his eyes too

w/y/h!

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:39, archived)

My head hurts now.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:41, archived)

look above 'june' where it says the date posted.

you will see a wrist watch, follow the arm up to the right to his shoulder.
His eyes are on the same level as the bottom of the roof of the central building,

helps?

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:43, archived)

Vaguely.

I can see a bearded face.
Ohhh my head, it hurts so much.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:49, archived)

awe,

*hands you paracetamol and glass of water*
Just save it and have a good old stare later on.

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:51, archived)

Hehehe... thanks!

/Would be crap in the forces.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:52, archived)

Is it a sailboat...

or a schooner?

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nick the greek, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:58, archived)

Think you lost this

"anything"

The internet has no character limit, you know

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:35, archived)

i apologise and will do lines for it

i must spell anything properly
i must spell anything properly
i must spell anything properly
i must spell anything properly
i must spell anything properly
i must spell anything properly
i must spell anything properly
i must spell anything properly
i must spell anything properly
i must spell anything properly
i must spell anything properly
i must spell anything properly
shall i continue?

(hmmm ...*thinks* OW, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:37, archived)

Yes.

(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:40, archived)

*applauds*

no, that'll be all.

Can't...resist...pedantry...

It's "I" not "i"

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:44, archived)

Your sentence should start with a capital letter.

You can't actually pedant everything on b3ta you know.

(Lord Gibbon, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:49, archived)

And I would've...

pesky kids...etc

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:52, archived)

ah only the first one because there is no full stop at the end of them untill the ? at the end

(hmmm ...*thinks* OW, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:56, archived)

Me too

I'm a little lost.

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:34, archived)

Its crap to me for one reason: I dont get it

/idiocy

*edit* how rude of me W/Y/H for your... *pause* thing...

(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:37, archived)

Not sure I understand it myself...

... just remembered a quote from school a few years ago.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:15, archived)

Took a second, that.

(Small Beer, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:18, archived)

Too see what?

No hidden memes sorry! :P

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:20, archived)

Yes there is

Domo in the top left.

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underneath the weeping willow, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:21, archived)

Domo is the opiate of the b3tans?

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:23, archived)

OK, no 'intentional' hidden memes.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:23, archived)

That's a good idea for a comp

finding memes in everyday objects.

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underneath the weeping willow, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:32, archived)

In theory,

In reality, it would just be pages and pages of goatse stuff and people would start getting bills for psychiatric treatment.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:34, archived)

I am really rather proud of the fact that I know...

... that your username means Sulphuric Acid.
Sad huh?

Mrs.Brown is dead,
We'll never see her more,
For what she though was H20,
Was H2S04.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:36, archived)

whatever school you went to

needs closing down.
got any more quaint mnemonics?
many vermin eat my jam spoons under nettle patches?

(Lord Gibbon, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:42, archived)

Mr. Venables Every Morning Jumped Seven Umbrellas, Not Parasols.

Roll Over Your Garden Bench; Very Interesting!
Can't think of any more at the moment.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:45, archived)

im guessing the

second one is supposed to be colours of the rainbow..? except it doesn't work, because the last two are the wrong way round

or am I wrong entirely?

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:47, archived)

I was always taught that Violet and Indigo should be that way round.

I don't care if this is "wrong". :P

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:50, archived)

Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:51, archived)

i was taught that one

but i always found:

red orange yellow green blue indigo violet easier to remember

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:52, archived)

Haha

Fair point :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:53, archived)

A couple I was taught

Robbers Of York Go Boating In Venice.
My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets.

(sanity challenged, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:14, archived)

If you look at it

sideways you can almost see a goatse.

(Xybex, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:25, archived)

really?

*looks sideways*

*looks some more*

nope no grosely stretched rectum, no hands.

phew

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:26, archived)

You mean

you can't see it? Oh dear.

(Xybex, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:27, archived)

please

don't feel sorry for me

I'm rather releived I don't have to bleech my eyes again.

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:28, archived)

Bleach... and he may have seen this...

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)

care factor - 0

and ahh, i see it now, very good

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:32, archived)

I didn't mean it to come out that way!

Some people just ruin my work by 'seeing things' in them.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:34, archived)

That's it.

I really wish I had never heard of Goatse.

(Xybex, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:39, archived)

You'd be hard pressed to have not have done...

... if you frequent b3ta... umm... frequently.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:42, archived)

Hmm

I can see the ol' goatse reference.
Bad luck me :(

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:32, archived)

*bleeches eyes with toilet cleanent by accident so is now in hunt of crow bar*

In other words "ARRRGH! THE GOATSE!*

(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:43, archived)

Isn't it:

"Religion is the opiate of the masses."

I don't know who said it, but it isn't really true any more I think. Sex, porn, the internet, fast food, media culture and advertising are the modern day opiates of society.

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feaf, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:28, archived)

I thought it was drugs.

(Small Beer, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:29, archived)

Said by Karl Marx.

He's in the picture, and the title.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:30, archived)

Yeah, but where

did he say it again? Communist Manifesto? DAs Kapital? I can't remember.

(Small Beer, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:34, archived)

I think it was in his book.

But don't ask me, I know nahzing!

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:39, archived)

Aha.

Sorry, I've spent all day on the internet whilst thinking about sex, partaking of a fast food luncheon whilst working! So a little brain-dead.

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feaf, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:35, archived)

hot lesbians here!

*vomits*

(MrBinxFunParade, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:14, archived)

The one in yellow

looks like a batman villain!

(PS - Top 10 comic book heroes, on Discovery Science right now!)

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TooMuch2AM, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:15, archived)

nooooo

am missing it **damn you work and no sky tv * **shakes fist**

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Xkimo was at work on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:35, archived)

Phoaarrr...

*Right click*
*save as*
*fwap*

(Xybex, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:18, archived)

That yellow shirt

goes nicely with her teeth.

/I would

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:18, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:20, archived)

*Snigger*

Well drawn that man.

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CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:20, archived)

hahahah

that's a wonderful edit!

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rawr isn't really here., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:21, archived)

pfffft....

nicely done...

*prepares kleenex*

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:21, archived)

it had to be done

most seamless pic ever:

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:36, archived)

Down Syndrome Dolls

www.downsyndromedolls.com

(hotdogwheel, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:07, archived)

thats not cool

(The Spelling Police, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:08, archived)

It's..

Ice cold

(hotdogwheel, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:09, archived)

apparently you've broken the law

by even linking to it (according to the disclaimer)

which is a new one on me

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e.parsley, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:11, archived)

ban the internet!

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barnesy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:13, archived)

*adds link to own website*

/Devils Advocate

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:15, archived)

They'll send the

Cabbaged Patch Kids round to do you in

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:17, archived)

Are you

the same Benny as the anatomically correct bear?

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:18, archived)

*Unzips bear suit*

Yes...yes I am.

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:22, archived)

*activates front path landmines*

That'll keep 'em out

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:20, archived)

just waiting for the deluge

of benny the anatomical teddy does =E@3= posts

(Frugle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:15, archived)

ARGH!

THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! THE ASCII HANDS! etc.

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rawr isn't really here., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:16, archived)

dunno about downs

but this one's put me in mind of vailla ice www.downsyndromedolls.com/Mikael.html

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lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:12, archived)

I'm waiting for the

Mutliple Amputee Garbage Pail Kids.

(Small Beer, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:15, archived)

well it's your lucky day

www.sew-dolling.com/default.htm

(hotdogwheel, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:18, archived)

Jesus H. Fucking Christ on a spacehopper.

Is nothing sacred?

Liked the chemotherapy one, though.

(Small Beer, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:22, archived)

Dear God

They'll have 'I've failed my exams and think I'll have a bit of a cry' dolls next.

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:24, archived)

wtf ?

www.sew-dolling.com/drivingcats.htm

(osiem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:25, archived)

Are they dead? Stuffed? Artificial? Made to perform at knifepoint?

And whatever happened to baby Jane?
www.sew-dolling.com/images/prosthetics2223.jpg

(Small Beer, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:28, archived)

That poor bear looks embarrassed to

be associated with this

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:29, archived)

She looks like

some kind of psycho-nutter mad axe-woman killer who's just lopped off her own limbs.

*very scared now*

(lost tourist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:14, archived)

they're available

they're also known as Rugby balls

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rawr isn't really here., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:19, archived)

No peas for the wicked

Bigness

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:42, archived)

that's rather

woo with a good degree of yay

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:45, archived)

woo

top punnage

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:45, archived)

very nice

woo yay houpla

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:46, archived)

Balls!

Woo yay houpla

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:48, archived)

yeah

that's because life's a beach

ball

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amon - hooray :D, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:49, archived)

Arf!

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:50, archived)

YAY!

(osiem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:07, archived)

Are they teenage peas?

They're all spotty and have braces!

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feaf, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:08, archived)

careful there

they might be Teenage Mutant Ninja Peas

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rawr isn't really here., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:20, archived)

I'll be fine, I'm off to hide in the sewers!

OH SHIT.

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feaf, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:32, archived)

the new sheriff said he would clean up this town...

and i'll be danged if there doesnt go a man of his word
im surprised to see no "i shopped the sheriff" puns in this compo, still early days yet

(

Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:42, archived)

Hehe

Do you think he could start on my room?
I need to clear it all out before I leave school tomorrow :(
Woo yay to you sir!

(

benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:50, archived)

The real reason for F1 crashes

(chichard673, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:41, archived)

yes

it was covered up by the press for some years

(bring on teh branston tang!, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:42, archived)

*views profile*

*dies from exclamation mark overdose*

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:45, archived)

seconded.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:47, archived)

thirded

now lets brain storm a solution

(

Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:59, archived)

Profile mod edits...

now that would be brill

/punctuation fiend

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:00, archived)

Im beginning

to run out of ideas

(chichard673, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:45, archived)

hey

what happened to the link to your website?
I was really enjoying your pics of toys

(Lordgert, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:47, archived)

Have you got the full clip

of that with sound?

(Vega31, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:51, archived)

i have the clip

but no sound, and have a gmail invite

(chichard673, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:52, archived)

Excellent

Can you mail it to rkidcd_006 (at) yahoo.co.uk please??

(Vega31, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:55, archived)

Like

what do you mean and you are a dope for writing your email on the board.

(chichard673, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:57, archived)

The clip

Can you mail the clip to it? And a gmail invite if you like. :-p

Don't mind about posting that e mail on here, it's one of the ones I use when I sign up for anything like forums...

EDIT: And I couldn't be arsed to do the (at) (dot) etc...

(Vega31, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:00, archived)

commence the spammidge

(

Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:01, archived)

HOSTS

hey wheres a good host for hosting my webbie? :) my cuirrent one has been hacked dont thinks its safe when that happens :/
suggestions :)

(Mister Ashley, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:38, archived)

There's a good free solution

at www.dhost.info

Please note that at the moment it doesn't support sites with an xhtml namespace at the top of the pages, just use the standard head tag.

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:40, archived)

learn

how to spell and I'll tell you

(Lordgert, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:40, archived)

by "has been hacked"

you mean you set your account password to your date of birth or the name of your dog and someone guessed it i assume... pick a proper password in future

(

lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:41, archived)

oooh

Mary!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:15, archived)

try the internet

always works for me

(Dirty Den, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:42, archived)

will you be quiet

you're starting to annoy me now

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:44, archived)

i'll annoy who i like!!!!

its a free country an all that bollocks!!!!!!!

(Dirty Den, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:44, archived)

i'm normally a very tolerable person mate

but you are starting to get on my tits

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:46, archived)

you have TITS?

but your all male

i stalked your profile

(Dirty Den, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:47, archived)

well spotted

my intelligence points for the week go to this cock badger here /\

for merely stating the fucking obvious

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:49, archived)

GRRRRRRR

you people with all your superior intelligence really fuck me off

(Dirty Den, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:50, archived)

well if we fuck you off

why dont you!!!!!!!!

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:51, archived)

because i love this place too much

and i'm not GAY like your all are

(Dirty Den, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:52, archived)

*sighs*

*clicks*

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:54, archived)

i wish i'd done that hours ago mate

he really annoys me, i wish he'd take his medication more often

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:55, archived)

My Troll Box is filling up nicely this week.

I'll soon have enough for the 'Car Boot'...

(

Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:56, archived)

car boots are ace

if we could put trolls in them we'd make a fortune

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:57, archived)

I'm sure Gary Glitter would take a few box loads...

(

Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:00, archived)

pppfffttttttt

only if he could touch you there

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:02, archived)

Gay?

/removes flower from hair

My all are?

(....., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:56, archived)

yes your all are!!!!!

now put that flower back and go do a pretty dance!!!!!!!!

(Dirty Den, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:58, archived)

YOOOOUUUUU!!! YOUUU THERE!

quiet the fuck down all of yee!
*throws empty whiskey bottle at screen*

(Willboy:, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:53, archived)

...

(Frugle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:12, archived)

nice

claiming that arguments on the internet are pointless is often a pretty good way to win them. Almost as good as comparing your opponents to Hitler.

(Hazhar, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:07, archived)

only a messageboard on the internet etc

/runs
/cowers

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:50, archived)

FIGHT!

(Lordgert, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:51, archived)

where?

i'll hit the little ferret felcher!!!!!

(Dirty Den, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:53, archived)

sorry matey

but people will ignore you soon

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:57, archived)

show us

the results of the "hacking" .. :)

personally I'd love to have a webpage vandalised.

good luck

(

sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:43, archived)

.....

no the host in total has been hacked not my accound

(Mister Ashley, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:48, archived)

There's an edit button up there ^

Where was it hosted before?

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:49, archived)

screw it

been no help what so ever....

(Mister Ashley, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:51, archived)

hey!

Don't be so ungrateful. Normally, people wouldn't be tolerant of people asking questions in a new thread, but today we're being nice. I offered you a suggestion, but you chose to ignore it.

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:53, archived)

Play nicely children..

(MonkeyWeasel, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:55, archived)

*throws plastic dinosaur*

don't wanna play!

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:56, archived)

Noon!

(MonkeyWeasel, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:37, archived)

oh.

.again?

(cybo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:39, archived)

no, just old methinks

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:40, archived)

that's about 2 years old isn't it?

and not yours

them advertising amachine with a 30Gb HD is a clue

(

lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:40, archived)

Didnt claim it was mine!!!!

just thought it funny

(MonkeyWeasel, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:41, archived)

If you post something a message board

which is mainly for posting things which peopl have made, it's automatically assumed by most people that you've made what you're posting, unless you state otherwise

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:55, archived)

What?

Like i 'made' a picture of a scanned in newspaper
c'mon even you're not that daft!

(MonkeyWeasel, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:57, archived)

it could of been well edited text

it's been done before, and it's not tha difficult really.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:01, archived)

Sorry your majesty...

will let you personally know every time if i have made/edited/scanned anything i post in future.

(MonkeyWeasel, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:06, archived)

For no reason other than gloating..

I have 870GB's of hard drives

/stops now

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:42, archived)

wow!

/sarcasm

No offence, but why would you need that much space?

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:47, archived)

It's mainly DVDR

...Backups ;)

and MP3s ..of CD's I own, of course

and TV shows..
Lovely lovely TV shows
I have every simpsons show ever, which in itself covers one entire hard drive

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:50, archived)

well, actually

2 years old and 512megs of RAM? pfffff...

(not_real had his name thieved, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:46, archived)

i dunno, i suspect it might be one of those ones

where they just happened to have a fuckload of ram in a warehouse somewhere so they call it a special offer and add £50... the processor is an athlon xp1XXX which fits roughly... 18 months - 2 years i reckon

(

lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:51, archived)

sounds reasonable

i apologise. you are all teh correct.

(not_real had his name thieved, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:54, archived)

it's a bit lower than th spec of my machine

which i got 2 years-ish

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:54, archived)

Hehe

That's quite brilliant, that is.

(I haven't seen it before. Sorry. Watch this instead, while we're re-posting.)

(

Malchick, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:40, archived)

hohohohoho

(

The Duke of Prunes, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:40, archived)

RAAAR!

(bring on teh branston tang!, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:35, archived)

*looks closely*

i believe it's a RAAAR!

(

amon - hooray :D, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:36, archived)

no one ever tell you it's called a "mouth" ?

edit: oh, it's a "RAAAR" - i stand corrected

(

sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:36, archived)

i think

it's your open mouth

(mitch, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:36, archived)

Plaque?

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:37, archived)

plague?

(Lordgert, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:38, archived)

The last thing

a chocolate bar ever sees

(

Roman Totale, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:38, archived)

Oooh

What white teeth you have!

(

Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:53, archived)

fluffy moment

(

amon - hooray :D, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:32, archived)

awwwwwwww

that am tooooo cute

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:34, archived)

indeed, Teh Hypnotoad command it be fp'd immeadiatly

all hail teh hypnotoad

(

Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:44, archived)

*hails*

That has all the woo

(Gimbo, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:48, archived)

ooh

all my woo are belong to him O_O

(

amon - hooray :D, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:51, archived)

Chocolate is very bad for animals digestion...

... but apart from that... awwww!

(

CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:35, archived)

here is a srawberry from my back garden

it's 4cm wide, and sadly has been nibbled upon by slugs:(

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:39, archived)

Ooooh... impressive...

... and arse-like!

(

CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:41, archived)

Be careful

when you eat a strawberry of that magnitude. I once had one collosal strawberry comprised of two large berries fused together leaving a channel up the middle. I bit into it only to find that it had a little woodlouse stowaway. Well, half a woodlouse.

(Xybex, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:42, archived)

this is one of those things i love dearly

and quite naturally, when i love something to that extent, i want to have sex with it.

(

Muns, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:35, archived)

Top quality.

Very impressed. :-)

(Vega31, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:36, archived)

Awwwwww......

KILL IT!!!

w/y/h

(

Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:36, archived)

Somebody

set up us the milk.

All your fluffy are belong to us.

Woo!

(Xybex, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:36, archived)

look! see that happily gurgling puddle of aaaawwww on the floor?

that's me, all melted with fluffy goodness.

mofaha might have to have words with you about attempting kittin-speak, though :)

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:36, archived)

hehehe

mofaha and i have an understanding ;)

(

amon - hooray :D, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:37, archived)

i am floating on clouds of woo

that is possibly the fluffiest thing i have ever seen... *wipes tear from eye*

(not_real had his name thieved, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:36, archived)

Its lully 'n fluffy.

but it seem's very B3tan to me that not one person has mentioned the neat idea of kittens coming from eggs.

(KittenPervert, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:38, archived)

*dissolves in cutefulness*

it is lully an gentil an cute an i leik teh kittin lots an lots

Woo!

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:36, archived)

That made me laugh

more than it should have!

WOO!

(

hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:46, archived)

hoorah !

They're making a musical !

(

beaubodor blogless, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:28, archived)

hee hee

very good

(bring on teh branston tang!, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:29, archived)

that original Bloody Idiot one you did

is the best picture to come out of the whole Iraq business last year for me, I loved it

(

dotmund .co.uk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:29, archived)

Thanks

I've a few postcards left, some of which I reckon I'll donate to the next B3ta party/function/thingy to raise server money..

sorry bout logo in this pic - only 1 I could find quickly..

(

beaubodor blogless, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:35, archived)

Very woo!

But that makes my head hurt :(

(

CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:36, archived)

perhaps they'll have

hugh jackman playing him.
i can see it now...

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:32, archived)

Superb!

*opens big book of php*
I may be gone for some time.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:35, archived)

RRRARARRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

what type of day is this all about there?

(Dirty Den, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:26, archived)

not really very much disgusting rain

(

sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:30, archived)

A good day if you like rain and thunder

but for me it's pish.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:34, archived)

Cliffhanger ending, part 2.

Click for part 1.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:25, archived)

Nooooo!

*readies the giant life-saving giraffe-necked seagulls*

(

hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:26, archived)

noooooooooooooo!

Puerile TJ: www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htm

(

Muns, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:27, archived)

*immature giggle*

yay for puerile threadjacks! yay for chew shit fun!

(not_real had his name thieved, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:41, archived)

it's like one of those inspirational posters,

but this time you actually want the cat to make it.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:29, archived)

Hang in there!

etc

(Willboy:, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:31, archived)

that's the one.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:32, archived)

uh oh

kittytastic :D

(

amon - hooray :D, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:35, archived)

Don't.

Just don't, OK?

http://guestbook.sparklit.com/entries?gbID=70392&gbaction=viewResponses

It's the "guest book" of the new bird that's just gone into Big Brother.

(Brian Blessed, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:20, archived)

then why

post the link here ??

(

sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:21, archived)

it's a bit like saying

'warning, don't click on www.terriblesitehthatisfullofdisgustingimages.com, it's evil, terrible and it has disgusting images on'

(1, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:23, archived)

*click*

*vomit*

(

hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:23, archived)

Don't what?

watch the program?
I can deal with that.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:26, archived)

is that reverse phycology or something

what ever it is it isn't working

(bring on teh branston tang!, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:28, archived)

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:32, archived)

Ok, I won't.

thanks for the warning

(

The Duke of Prunes, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 18:32, archived)

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