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# The Many Personalities Of Bill Gates

Bill Gates As A Virus!


Bill Gates As The Spack!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# ATTACK!
ATTACK!
(osiem, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:26, archived)
# that scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:26, archived)
# "Take My Strong Hand"
Or I Will Morph Into A Virus And Get Killed By My Own Creation
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:28, archived)
# the spack
with the foresight and the capitalist streak that have nicely lined his pockets

much woo to pics
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Thank You Please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# I get 50 bucks an hour... plus expenses.

the blues brothers
dirty harry
predator
alien
star wars
reservoir dogs
pulp fiction
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:49, archived)
# Ya damn right!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:50, archived)
# These are all ace.


Morning all. What's all this about The Daily Mail then? Fucked if I'm buying it to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:00, archived)
# Here ya go
b3ta.com/board/3416789

A scan coming as we speak, apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:02, archived)
# damn dirty scans
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:02, archived)
# sorry
still using a scanner made in the stone age, and I need to get a replacement caveman for it

its coming its coming just shush till its ready
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Jesus fucking Christ, man!
What are you doing? Recreating it pixel by pixel by hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:21, archived)
# about the daily mail
you'd wish this is america... you'd have damage claims and all that and you'd never have to work again if you sued the daily mail
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:22, archived)
# You get in a big ownership argument
unless it's a 100% original image.

A bit of asking would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# By hand. . .
*snigger*
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# fine!
you come and do it

not as l33t as some of the cunts here
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# is it more
cuntish than usual today then?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:02, archived)
# nin!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:02, archived)
# dont
buy it.
if they find out that they sell more because of those spreads with b3ta pics, they might do it more often
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:03, archived)
# I would rather sever, fry, and eat my own penis
than buy a copy of The Daily Mail.

I wonder if they were on the board late last night...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:04, archived)
# I'd flick back and check what your on about
but I'm lazy.

Explain yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:05, archived)
# STOP THESE SICK INTERNET FREAKS
www.b3ta.com/board/3416250
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:06, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooo
*sharp intake of breath*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# OOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:08, archived)
# can you explain
to a foreigner who they are?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:08, archived)
# a famous magician
man and wife team called Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee. They recently bought a lot of shares in Manchester United
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# pfffft
come on ... it's not that tasteless
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:12, archived)
# How long have you got?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/uk/2003/soham_trial/default.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# ehhh
just long enough for someone to explain me the pun and provide me with the minimal background needed to understand why it's so controversial and why tickets to hell are being sold? :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:11, archived)
# The girls
are two kids that got murdered, the blokes face is the guy who murdered them, the ladies face was his missus who helped him out
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# How to best put this?
It's the face of a child killer and his girlfriend shopped onto the faces of his two victims.

How's that?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# oah
thanks for the explanations..
ok.. i understand the ticketing now :D

We also have such nasty persons here: Marc Dutroux
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:14, archived)
#
he was a bit of a dirty cunt n'all
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:15, archived)
# child rapist/murderer
and his idiot accomplice/girlfriend
superimposed on two of his victims

/taste (forever)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:11, archived)
# The one on the right
grapes my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Best reply ever
www.b3ta.com/board/3416265
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# It's right up there with
www.b3ta.com/board/3416317

SSG's a marvel really.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:18, archived)
# a legend in his own lunchbox
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:20, archived)
# as soon as the mail
stops writing Asylum seekers spread TB stories i'm sure we will all do nothing but kitten pics. Woo to just about everything up this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# i think he's
wondering if a daily mail employee was on the board last night scouring for pics to put in today's paper
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# THESE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE PEOPLE HAVE DEMEANED THIS POOR BROWN FURRY THING BY MAKING AN IMAGE WHERE IT EATS KITTENS!
WE INTERVIEWED THE VICTIM, WHO SAID: 'RWAAAARRRRGH'! MORE ON THIS STORY ON PAGE 7 AFTER WE'VE FINISHED STALKING THE ROYALS
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:17, archived)
# Hmmm
I can't think of anybody at work (that I like) that buys the daily mail. Plus I don't have accss to a scanner for another hor or two.

But the sentiment is there nonetheless.

Oh, and MARNIN' everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# ANOTHER IDEA....
Every picture that people post on here has to have a swear word on it.

It can either

- be hidden and not apprently obvious, so the daily mail have the word "crayon fellating arse pianist" on there unknowingly

or

- have the word "FUCKCUNT" in huge letters over the image in a place where it can't be removed withot spoiling the image.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# surely 'fuckcunt' would ruin the image?
also, i'd be a mite flattered if anyone thought my pictures were good enough to rip-off, but that's just me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:13, archived)
# same here,
but after the flattery had worn off, I would wage holy war on the mail
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:18, archived)
# No scanner, but the pics are as follows:
-Lionel Rich-Tea;
-A beaver with a bazooka;
-Ron Atkinson wearing a KKK hat;
-A grey cat covering the eyes of a beagle;
-A US roadsign with random arrows and the words "good luck" below;
-Two pilots cleaning the windscreen of their plane;
-The upskirt view of the Statue of Liberty that won a challenge a few weeks back;
-A dog eating with (perhaps) chopsticks;
-Two babies pointing at each other;
-A baby eating a black cat;
-An astronaut with no pants on;
-The "you can take the boy out of Liverpool ..." Rooney picture;
-Some kids looking up a piper's kilt;
-A mouse doing a Mission Impossible harness scene for cheese;
-A man looking for a turkey that's pretending to be a lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:17, archived)
# pretty much
oh and here is an exact copy of the credits they gave:

















(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Bizarrely,
they've included unshopped, clearly copyrighted pictures (such as the pilots, and the kids looking up the piper's kilt) without any credit whatsoever. I sincerely hope the picture agencies involved string 'em up.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Good things will come of it. FACT!
www.howstrange.com/b3tapics/chronicle_05_07_04.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Woo!
Nice to see someeone getting recognition!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# "Ponteland"?
That's an odd way to spell Shepherd's Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# that's where I'm from
I don't live in London any more
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:33, archived)
# So all the time I've been sitting outside your house
with a butterfly net and a ether-soaked rag
has been wasted?

Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# The thing is
the people who shopped those pics probably didn't give any credit to their original source, so they have no right to complain about not getting credit themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Aye, but
www.b3ta.com/board/3416986
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:28, archived)
# I would guess
they have some kind of prior-agreed deal with news agancies like Reuters and stuff.

They are porbably also smart enough to know what they can get away with printing and what they can't.

Failing that, they will have more legal muscle than your average person off the street anyway - copyright is only any use if you can prove it in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# I agree
I don't see what the fuss is about. I'd be pretty pleased to see a pic in the paper, regardless whether it was the mail or not.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# Exactly
I have noticed recently that the people who had pictures 'stolen' by the papers were actually quite happy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# absolute bastards!
none of my images appear to fit any of those descriptions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# I'm going to complain
none of those images are mine
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# these are
pretty sweet! woo
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:02, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Ace!
Probably not long before they appear on someone's windows icons set or something :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:05, archived)
# that'd be so cool
but aren't they a little big?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# They look about right
at 1024 resolution.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# that's what i'm on
how big are windows icons now, then?
/mac user
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# 32x32
pixels
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:13, archived)
# in that case
most of these won't work. bugger
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:15, archived)
# Provided you've selected "use small icons"
about the same size as your pixel dooh-dahs.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:15, archived)
# when i get round to updating my site I'm going to
rename them 'pixel doo-dahs' in your honour

(maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:17, archived)
# you deserve at least $55 for these
(although is it just me who sees him holding a little miniature anteater?)/whisper
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# $55?
that's about ยฃ3 right?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:11, archived)
# about that
(less commission and handling charge)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:13, archived)
# This is just a little rumba, Built upon a single goat


hey look, it's a one goat rumba!

esoteric, I know... *looks at crouchingbadger*
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:40, archived)
# I dont know why
but i like that
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:43, archived)
# "You have pleased Goatboy; Goatboy can now dance without a limp... do de di do..I am Goatboy, I am here for you."
/Bill Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:46, archived)
# how refreshing it is to see the word goat
without anyone mentioning the distended anus of DOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:49, archived)
# but you just did :P
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:50, archived)
# fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:51, archived)
# hello
I believe you wanted something
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:49, archived)
# hey cool, Slim!
can I use your frames code on your website for my www.haku.co.uk website and the images I made? I'll give credit and link to your site
all I have there so far is a front page that links to nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:52, archived)
# You know what.
I'm gonna watch Spirited Away today.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:53, archived)
# with or without subtitles?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:56, archived)
# subtitled of course
It's one of the infallible laws of the universe, dubs of anime are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:58, archived)
# you damn right
/Shaft

practically none of my friends will watch subtitled films, ah well I get to see some great stuff they won't ever see
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:01, archived)
# Damned my shitty DVD player
which causes skipping due to the audio tracks.

The dubbing is pretty good, due to John Lassiter working on the lip-sync
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:01, archived)
# sure
you mean just the frames or the gallery code? - I use this for the gallery:
12345-wizard.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:03, archived)
# that's the ticket!
thank you, I'll set to and galleryize my website when I've got some sleep (been awake all night, insomnia sucks)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:06, archived)
# no problem
it makes tagged thumbnails, but you can replace them with your own thumbnails using something like Irfan View.

Edit: Have a good look around for a gallery tool. This gallery maker isn't that great, it's just what I've used.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:12, archived)
# woo
she is loveing his goat like lovelyness
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:52, archived)
# Goat?
Looks more like a fabulous dancing yak.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:58, archived)
# GRRRR
WHY OH WHY CAN I NOT SEE MAGIC EYE PICTURES!? HELP ME!
(PLEKTRUM, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:36, archived)
# *Ducks*


Cos you're a knob?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:37, archived)
# GRRRR
WHY OH WHY WAIT THIS LONG TO MAKE THIS YOUR FIRST COCKING POST?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:37, archived)
# The L plate
suggests to me that they couldn't post until today.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:44, archived)
# 10 days old
It's a weeks wait, ain't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:45, archived)
# I think
your account is set up as soon as you register, but you have to confirm your email address before you can start posting.

The newbie tuesday delay will probably start from when you confirm your email.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:48, archived)
# It's still
ten days in which time he could have read the FAQ and produced a pic.

I remember my first thread. It had a picture at the start because I worked out how this board generally worked before registering and posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:51, archived)
# Mine too!
Curse these infantile donkey wankers and their pointless wasting of threads.

Although, that said, it does let people have a bit of a chat without threadjacking...
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:55, archived)
# the answer is
the trial period ran out on my copy of paint shop and today i "fixed" it
(PLEKTRUM, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:13, archived)
# It's all detailed in the FAQ
(I love saying that to long term members!)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:46, archived)
# Pfft
"members"
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:50, archived)
# I missed the word "term" then.
I thought you were being quite complimentary.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:52, archived)
#
Every time you're mean to newbies, I EAT YOUR BRIANS!
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# Get someone to punch you in the face really hard
several times.
Providing you're not knocked out, your inability to focus properly for a short period of time will allow you to see them
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:38, archived)
# noob
oh.. and i feel like im gonna get a kick in the nasties.. but how do you attatch pics to posts?
(PLEKTRUM, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:38, archived)
# /bangs head
/dies
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:38, archived)
# *pats on back*
 
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:56, archived)
# Read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:38, archived)
# Everything you need to know
is contained within this guide:

b3ta.com/features/faq/

Please read that before you go any further. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:39, archived)
# where on earth did you find those images
it's frightning
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:59, archived)
#
That should be sent along with the registration email!

Big WOO to the pic!!
(Yazmon, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# hmmm
you could use the uploader posted below

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Ronny Morocco, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:40, archived)
# its in the FAQ
well done for not starting a new thread to ask these questions. And well done for thread jacking a useless thread to ask. That was the right thing to do. Read the FAQ grab yourself a kitten and enjoy. Look forward to seeing your post when its up.

edit opps didn't notice that he did the origional thread waste so all the above is in fact far to fluffy and now my nicotine has worn off. We gonna spang you boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:41, archived)
# for images: <IMG SRC="http://www.websiteaddresshere.com">
hosting can be found at www.imageshack.us if you don't have any (geocities, tripod, and angelfire won't work)

remember that we usually frown upon posting other people's work, and to to that you should link to it using this code: <a href="http//www.example.com">Look at this great site!</A>
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:54, archived)
# That
will be Tuesday then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:38, archived)
# *dons tin hat and fetches rifle*
ready!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:41, archived)
# ARGH FUCKWIT NEWBIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:42, archived)
# Now now
there's no need for that.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:45, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:47, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Kill it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:51, archived)
# maybe you're right
crossbred kittens and kangaroos are dangerous animals, they look cute but they can sure pack a punch
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:55, archived)
# those hind legs
really tear the fuck out of your curtains furniture too.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:56, archived)
# but they make excellent guard-dogs
no stupid burglar, cat, dog, mountain lion or whatever would ever try to go onto your property
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:03, archived)
# I almost forgot about this image!
Every time you're mean to newbies, I EAT YOUR BRIANS!
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:57, archived)
# ooh look...
a sailboat...
(I helped save b3ta! MorpheusRiot Guambats or Guammibears?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:43, archived)
# Aah, It's a schooner
There is no Easter Bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# you mean like this
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:46, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:48, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:52, archived)
# AGHHHHH
(PLEKTRUM, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:53, archived)
# cracked it then
well done
and well done for the dispair and sorrow shown in the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:55, archived)
# mall rats
thats actually a pic of a guy whos having trouble seeing a magic eye..... from the film mall rats
(PLEKTRUM, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:00, archived)
# Brenda?
Dick!
(I helped save b3ta! neuro 's cheese game is strong., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:28, archived)
# I can't see them either
but I can see hints of goatse outline in that one?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:55, archived)
# no but equally
commonly refered to around here
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:59, archived)
# not at all
you're just mentally and emotionally damaged by goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:00, archived)
# I'm immune to goatse
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:04, archived)
# BOOBS
that is all
(Kimbo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:05, archived)
# a nice
quim can come in handy as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# what's a portugese goalie got to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:36, archived)
# already posted during gay shift......

anyone care to use my brand spankin new b3ta uploader? (click)
(I helped save b3ta! Ronny Morocco, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:32, archived)
# only if, as it appears to be
it's powered by lots of chavs forced to work in vpload sweatshops saying 'one zero zero one one one' over and over and are beaten to death if they say anything like 'pure one zero zero one one, innit?'
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:02, archived)
# I've got tomorrow's Page 2 for you, Dacre
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:32, archived)
# I bet that kitchen sink invention they're on about
is soap.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:36, archived)
# i am guessing you
know that there are a whole load of b3ta pics inside todays Daily Mail then don't ya


can scan if requested
Edit: didn't read the front page properly, thought it was just a DM bashing pic
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:37, archived)
# Scan!
People here and on "the other place" need it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:38, archived)
# Yes scan it hard
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:42, archived)
# oah
if you have the frontpage..
you must have the rest too. couldee couldee scannit please*?

*(and win a free Scania truck)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:43, archived)
# No I don't
The BBC has FP's available everyday. I wouldn't touch the DM in case some of it's pure evil rubbed off onto me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:44, archived)
# having grown up having to look at it
i think that either i am now an evil nazi or i have become immune

/scanning as we speak type
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:47, archived)
# are there a lot of b3ta pics in today's daily mail?
well... did I mention what wonderful people those nice folks with scanners are, etc
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:58, archived)
# We should scan in pictures of the Daily Mail
and post them on here, saying that "here are pictures we found circulating by email"

Apologies if this has been mentioned before
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:03, archived)
# Edit my teacher!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(if you want) Note: he does not teach the finer arts of voodoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:28, archived)
# what the hell
is he teaching then?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:29, archived)
# Cue lots of cock drawings on that whiteboard


I simply can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:30, archived)
# It's funny because we don't know him.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:32, archived)
# Cleo, Cleo, Cleo
You have a computer. You obviously want editted pictures. You do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:34, archived)
# I don't really give a damn
To whether he's edited or not, I'm probably gonna stick his head on some twat later on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:39, archived)
# somewhat obvious
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:37, archived)
# Yes,
obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:38, archived)
# i wanted
to do a perfect illustrator drawing - photorealistic. But then I realized I was already 48hours awake and that I'd have fallen asleep anyway. so. let me die.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:44, archived)
# if I just
could find a decent screenshot of the voodoo lady from monkey island 3
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:49, archived)
# four fried chickens, and a coke

dirty harry
predator
alien
star wars
reservoir dogs
pulp fiction
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:24, archived)
# and some dry white toast
that's on tv tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:31, archived)
# Dan Aykroyd wasn't that fat when he was Elwood
but he is a lardy arse now, Bless Him.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:36, archived)
# The other one's lost a fair bit of weight since the film though
hell?
\
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:55, archived)
# Yes - Go straight there...
..after a speedball and too much Bourbon (biscuits)
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
#
tried to keep it small. sorry dialuppers.

(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:20, archived)
# Night?
Why it's morning!
(g'night, I do know about time diff)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:21, archived)
# anyone use Linux?
I just installed it, but the fonts in Opera are all fucked up. THe menus are really small and the fonts in the page are too big and don't have enough space in between the characters. Also, I installed aMSN but I can't find anyhwere to launch it from.

edit: how rude of me, that pic is most woosome
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:23, archived)
# oh deary deary me......
linux isn't like windows dear,
Open a Konsole,
navigate to your amsn folder
Probably cd amsn
then type ./amsn
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:34, archived)
# i own the best animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:07, archived)
# Did sunshine elephant
hack your account?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:08, archived)
# i wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:10, archived)
# !
class response
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:16, archived)
# Heh!
Have my appallingly punned mashing effort from last night

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:10, archived)
#


let me take the effort to give you a whole lot of compliments
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:15, archived)
# Lo all.
Has anyone seen the Daily Mail this morning, 2 page spread of pictures theyve "found" on teh internet. Mostve them from here.

Anyone for a strongly worded letter?
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:46, archived)
# got a scanner?
or do they have a website?
we foreigners would enjoy a looksee.
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:49, archived)
# try slim's website.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:50, archived)
# which one was slims
i can never match who's who to where
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:50, archived)
# probably all of them were slim's.
www.howstrange.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:53, archived)
# bah
you win this time SSG! *flies off in pursuit of goblins*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:53, archived)
# when does slim usually post on b3ta?
wanna ask him a question about his website (would like to borrow his frames layout to use with the pics on my website with his permission)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:56, archived)
# hes on quite often
don't think he sticks around much though, hes mostly on when he posts
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:58, archived)
# cool, I'll keep an eye out for him
failing that I'll email him if I get fed up waiting :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:59, archived)
# hello
what did you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:38, archived)
#
www.howstrange.com
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:53, archived)
# since you were so helpful
i clicked your link too.
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:54, archived)
# huzzah
I feel honoured
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:55, archived)
# that's right.
that's honour you're feeling.
not my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:56, archived)
# yes.
"Deaer Sir/Madame,
Your newspaper is a right wing rag which makes people angry, and is a bit stupid really.
Lots of love,
SSG xxxx
p.s. fuck off and die
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:49, archived)
# sounds
about right
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:55, archived)
# Which pictures?
I'll bet dollars to doughnuts there's none of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:51, archived)
# I started tagging mine since I got www.haku.co.uk
but only just recently started subtly putting the tag in the middle of the image, most are on the corner

hope someone has a scan of the page
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:54, archived)
# beau bo d'or seems to
have good tags, they're obvious to see but you can't take them off without ruining the picture.

as has Sigma5
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:57, archived)
# Poor Sigma5
He spends ages on images, then no-one cares because they are searching for the tag
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:58, archived)
# haha
so true
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:58, archived)
# I should probably start tagging mine
but my name/url is a bit big for taggin purposes.
I should of thought of that years ago before i even picked this name. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:00, archived)
# would a simple SFN
somewhere in the image be enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:03, archived)
# spose so
to be honest i'm just lazy, and i'm using the above as an excuse
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:08, archived)
# no.
he must design an intricate image involving a ninja, sticks, a cat and the words "stick figure ninja made this" in a font size 12 or larger, preferably a bold block style.
that is the law.
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:23, archived)
# slim should sue them
ssst.
now shome scan of page. monkey see monkey click
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:03, archived)
# everyone start photoshopping photos you've taken yourself
that way you own copyright on the original and altered images :P
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:30, archived)
# Let's get imaginative.
The Daily Mail love all that Atlantis/Bible Code/Crop Circles shit.

Surely we internet icons, and other posters if they want, can get together to pull a "Hitler's Diary"/"Soldiers Pissing on Iraqis" on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:07, archived)
# Scan the page!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:08, archived)
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find the scandinavian automobile company
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:10, archived)
# SCANia
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:10, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:14, archived)
# Somebody
been posting on /.?

http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=113539&cid=9617231
(Brian Blessed, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:40, archived)
# I thimk
that page got around a bit
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:42, archived)
# Sorry... i was bored before work...


These comic strip style things are great for those of us who can't animate... :)
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:06, archived)
# I like it.
I'm sure the vampires will stay clear of that pool.
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:14, archived)
# PFFT
that's absolutely superb, who needs animation with comedy genius like that
Right, I'm off to work, good day to all
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:20, archived)
# that's brilliant
and i like "comic strip style" things like that, they work better than animation for many things.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:24, archived)
# The technical term
for comic strip style things
is Monkeons.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:28, archived)
# thought as much
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:35, archived)
# (threadwaste or jackage... hmmm... i'll go with jackage)





any way in imageready to easily copy frames and paste them in reverse order?
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:43, archived)
# copy the frames whereever
then select them and right click, on the menu theres an option called 'reverse frames'
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmm - B3ta's Browser of choice?


Well I didn't know it would do that!
(I helped save b3ta! charlieroker, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:55, archived)
# um....
wtf?


'ning everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:56, archived)
# a glorious 'ning to ya
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:57, archived)
# translation
"lots of people o b3ta bang on about how glorious firefox is, but look at the error i get from it"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:58, archived)
# 'cor!
an error! It must be the worst application ever!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:00, archived)
# i am about to jack this thread
for almost no reason

with a slightly tweaked version of a picture

that you can find just a couple threads down the board.

but obey the hypno fruit monster
and forget i ever reposted so soon


with that: a goodnight to all from tom.
(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:00, archived)
# It's not a repost
In my opinion anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:01, archived)
# you're just saying that cause the fruit monster made you.
dissent! dissent or we'll all perish!
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:04, archived)
# It's not my browser of choice
real men use Opera. Real women too.

And real animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:15, archived)
# REAL men use.....
young girls....

fwap fwap fwap
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger ๐Ÿฅง, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:20, archived)
# erm...
...yes...right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:25, archived)
# I like opera, but it confuses me from time to time
so i use Mozilla
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:26, archived)
# you need the
firesomething extension.. it alters the title bar on each startup. I'm working with Mozilla LIghtningquail right now. beat that
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:51, archived)
# Mozilla Icebadger
/laughs at your puny browser
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:04, archived)
# o_O
I have mozilla seaant now.. that is a nice word. seaant. seaant. woot! sounds exotic too
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:07, archived)
#
(osiem, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:53, archived)
# i see
what you did there :E
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 8:18, archived)
# long as we're posting our pets
here's my dog

unshopped
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:45, archived)
# That's really funny.
Does your dog have a hump on his side, or is that just his shoulder-blade?
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:49, archived)
# hummus pouch
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:54, archived)
# don't i wish
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:55, archived)
# she's one of those dromedary pooches
naw, just a shoulder blade
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:54, archived)
# phew
Good thing you have your pup around to save you from the threat of small flying saucers. i only wish i had that Alien protection.

aliens creep me out almost as much as clowns. . .
(Operand B, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:58, archived)
# actually that's a normal sized flying saucer
we go through a lot of puppy chow
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:00, archived)
# doggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ronny Morocco, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:24, archived)
# "Stick 'em up!"

(My cat, his name is Effer)
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:15, archived)
# hello effer.
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:22, archived)
# should have called him Ceefer.
Ceefer Cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:22, archived)
# heh
..I had a piano teacher once, who called one of her cats Kayfer.

same reason.

heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:23, archived)
# Was it a black cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:39, archived)
# aww
he's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:24, archived)
# GIT ON DOWN!!
 


...the Feline Overlords command it...!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:30, archived)
# i don't need no cats to tell me to get down
i get down all the time on my own terms
(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:31, archived)
# heh
the more I look at it I'm thinking it's a mouse's eye view...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:32, archived)
# ha
yes, it definitely could be

a giant killer mouse
(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:33, archived)
# What i like about that idea
is that it's believable.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:54, archived)
# you trying to start a fight, boy?
(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:00, archived)
#



(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:07, archived)
# You wouldn't happen to have the munchies?
w/y/h
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:17, archived)
# mmmm... fruity
not sure whether i should be scared or hungry

aces!
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:17, archived)
# Pleae tell me this is
the product of your obsession for 'shopping a certain board member.
If not I will be scared and disturbed that i'm seeing things that arn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:26, archived)
# haha
i was wondering if anyone would see it.

yes, that was the original intent. but i decided it didn't look enough like him, and it looked crazy enough that it could stand on its own.

grandma of foods, it was called.
(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:27, archived)
# aha
i see it now
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:33, archived)
# it's not him anymore, though
it's just some weird thing
(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:38, archived)
# i like the cliche eyes
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:42, archived)
# i was thinking that when i made them
(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 7:00, archived)
# YAY!
Just got a new Graphics Tablet, now I guess I have to learn to draw....
click to see why
Please tell me these things take practice. I know I am WAY better than that.
(Geeker, The B3ta Archeologist, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:38, archived)
# ...cocks
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:40, archived)
# That was
totaly unintetional
(Geeker, The B3ta Archeologist, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:40, archived)
# that's what i saw too
*rubs chin thinking deeply of the ramifications of phalic drawings*
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:50, archived)
# it pleases my eye satisfactorily.
i think i need to fiddle with some options in photoshop so that it recognises pressure difference on my tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:43, archived)
# It takes a while to get used to it
just keep fucking about with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:48, archived)
# I drew
the obligatory Badly Drawn Cock, spent an hour or two fine-tuning the settings, then pushed the damn thing to the back of my desk. I'm sure I could get used to it but I'm so used to drawing with the mouse that it's just quicker at the moment not to bother. I should persevere.

/Edit Here it is:

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:53, archived)
# You should persevere.
I just find drawing with the mouse unnatural and awkward.

It takes a while for your brain to calibrate your hand to the movement on the screen, but once you manage it it's not too bad.

It's still not like drawing on paper, but much better than using a mouse. In my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:56, archived)
# well
I hold a pencil at such an odd angle for shading and perssure and a hundres other nuances, a stylus is just kind of odd. I do agree its better than a mouse though.
(Geeker, The B3ta Archeologist, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:01, archived)
# THE MAN WITH THE BEARD HAS SPOKEN!
*praises the spirits*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:02, archived)
# I have no beard at the moment
it is taking a well earned rest.

I do have sideburns though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:05, archived)
# do you put the beard in a small box that is full of ripped up newspaper
for the summer?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:06, archived)
# Yes
I will bring it out of the box and dab it's eyes with damp cotton wool sometime in October.

www.mysteryaction.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/me.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:07, archived)
# i like this idea!
i like it very much!
and cor, you don't half look young and handsome when shaven.
although not as manly or scottish.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:16, archived)
# oooooooooooooh!
*swings handbag*

get away from my boyfriend!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:21, archived)
# *disguises self as gracielou*
*heads northwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:24, archived)
# goodness
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:27, archived)
# Hmmm....
...I would be suspicious if she had grown a foot in height and gained a Welsh accent since I last saw her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:27, archived)
# I could still grow
in theory
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:28, archived)
# but unusually aroused?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:34, archived)
# : |
ew
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:48, archived)
# Cats it is.
OK, so I don't own a cat (much to my dismay - allergic and all), but my neighbour's cat likes to wander in my window of an evening, and have a wee kip on my bed.



See?
1, 2, 3... Awwww.
</fluff>
(ilikejamtoo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:33, archived)
# awww
... if you cut his paws off he won't wander in your house anymore...
(kaibosh, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:35, archived)
# he won't leave either

(ning b3ta!)
(nonsense, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:38, archived)
# No!
*Sneezes*
*Looks for knife*

[censored]

*Weeps sorely*

*Sneezes*
*Stops weeping*

Yup. That should do it.
(ilikejamtoo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:40, archived)
# HOLD IT FOR RANSOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:36, archived)
# and
cut off one of his paws to show you are serious
(kaibosh, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:38, archived)
# send the owner a mouses head.
i don't know why, i just like the sound of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:40, archived)
# dye the mouse's
head blue.
that'd scare the bejeezus outta me: a blue mousehead
(kaibosh, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:43, archived)
# i've seen it done,
in books.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:45, archived)
# "books!?"
"boyuh, ya don't learn mousehead dyin' in books! Ya gotta learn it with your hands, like a man, none of this book-lernin."
(kaibosh, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:46, archived)
# damn blue mouse heads.
they complicate life.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:49, archived)
# HOLD IT LIKE A DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:40, archived)
# He's
beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 5:56, archived)
# Yeah.
I'm considering stealing him (and a lifetime supply of anti-histamines).
(ilikejamtoo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 6:14, archived)

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