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# she's looking for her sole mate...

sorry... just had to get that out of my head... back to work now...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)
# ack! stomp it! stomp it!
;D

very woo!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)
# you should make those
and sell them for real :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)
# GAH!
I hope she finds him or her.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Imagine
getting kicked in the nads by those

curls up

protects bits
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# gwar!
bravo!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# A man and a bear.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Pffft
That's excellent
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)
# haha
that's odd
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# What sort of a man is it thats bigger than a bear?

(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# The
sort of man than whom bears are smaller.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# a real man



and a teddy bear
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# the bear is so cute
but the man's penis is grotesque

is it modelled on yours?

much woo nonetheless
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# oh who would think that man and bear
could be so accepted everywhere
it just amazing how fair
people can be la la lalala la
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Just been going through the petty cash and found this receipt


(This is a real receipt, I only cut out the name of the company. The strange thing is (also 100% true) is we don't know who bought them).
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Does weebl work for your company?

(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)
# heheh
email it to Jonti
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)
# so the question you have to ask yourself is...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)
# what i'd like to know
is the difference between the 2.50 and 1.95 pies. hmmm.

Morning all. :D
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)
# real meat or....
pretend meat
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:20, archived)
# *shudder*
i can only hope that the pretend meat involves tofu. ;)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Or surprise vs
named meat. In the latter you at least know if it contains horses/Belgians.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Pig skin
and eye holes... and brain

yum yum yum
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:27, archived)
# nah.
meat and NAMED meat.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# I like pies
and coffee
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# would you like a cup?


:)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Thanks, but where's the rest of it?
Are we sharing these days :o)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# *blush*
i got a little thirsty this morning, sorry. ;)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# It's fine by me.
Does your latest username refer to anyone in particular?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# just a lovely little song
by the smiths. :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Ah!
Got a big client meeting this afternoon so won't be around.

have a good day. :o)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# That is superb.
Weebl and bob's shopping list, perchance?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:26, archived)
# that a lot of pies.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:26, archived)
# come on
you must be able to work out who ate all tha pies
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Well we have got one
*ahem* sturdy gentleman, but he doesn't have access to the petty cash. The only other person who could have done it is on holiday, so my finger of blame rests on his shoulders.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# oop
rumbled
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# I fuckin love bandwagons. No imagination required.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)
# indianna
and mindy?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)
# oh fuck
I did the wrong head.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)
# So mr spanky...
perhaps not quite as easy as you first imagined, eh?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# yeah but
look at the join...

what's that? you can't see one?

I must not screw up by using the wrong fuckin head...
I must not screw up by using the wrong fuckin head...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:23, archived)
# ha
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:26, archived)
# hehe
that made me laugh like a loon! ta!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Woo!
Mindy and a Jones
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Yay!
Junior Jones and Mindy
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:20, archived)
# I nearly choked then!
note to self: musn't drink water while reading the board
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Indy / MIndy! Hehe! Great!

(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)
# yes, fairly regular
I've been to Boulder and down the road their house is on :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:20, archived)
# to Boulder
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)
# yeah a few months ago.
That wasn't the sole reason for the journey of course :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:23, archived)
# ah.. with you now.
Harrison and Stick-woman's house? or mork and mindies?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)
# The Morkhouse
They must have been out because I didn't see the jeep.
Not so easy chatting now at the speed the messages go but nice to see you around again.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# why thank you. it's nice to see you too.
turn your back for five minutes and 30000 users/3500000 posts. Ber-limey.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# aaaargh my eyes

they're prettier with bros' faces.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Aaahhh the 80's
age of the big hair! How I weep at its passing!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:20, archived)
# They were all very proud...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# They've all got the gay!
Officially!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)
# hehe
I want for teh gay certificate
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)
# I went to a gay chatroom the other night
and typed "YOUR ALL STRAIGHT"

I got some furious replies.

They can be a bit touchy can't they.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:20, archived)
# so simple
yet so good
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# their all gay
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# ...and the second one in is a gay midget!
hooray! wonderful, they have all teh gay!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# You didn't even change a character
with a rhyming picture!
www.b3ta.com/board/3462637
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# no
no i didn't.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# You, sir, have talent
When I pass you in the street I shall no longer mustter "sorry mate, haven't got any money on me", but dig out a shiny sixpence to throw into your proffered cap.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)
# *poke*
ooh ooh! you know St. John's Wood at all?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Not really. I got lost there once trying to find a pub.
Strange place. Has a reputation for being posh, but looks like a fucking shithole.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)
# haha
parts of it look really nice, check your 4rthur, I shall tell you something about it.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Is it that
it got its name from the Knights of the Order of St John of Jerusalem, who were bequeathed the lands after the forced disbandment of the Knights Templar, the area's former owner?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# no.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)
# genius
and filth

I'm happy
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Where do you want this ?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# up your
arse,


edit: oh how rude
woo!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# EastEnders spin-off.
Better than Frank n Patty, you must admit.



Edit: Not even a titter? Has the bandwagon become tiresome?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# hehe
just got back from dinner, looks like i've missed the bandwagon again!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:26, archived)
# the banaphin is a graceful frumal
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# ring ring ring etc.
Woo!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# aww
tho thweet
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Cherries are dirty.


Sorry, I'll stop this now
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)
# What is it
with you women and fruit and comedy faces?

; )

woo!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)
# I don't know
I just can't help myself.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# hrmm
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)
# fnar!
woo to both pics!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Awwww

Arghhh
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:06, archived)
# argh!
that actually made me go "awww... argh!"

well done!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)
# But once he's got his dinner

you could do anything to him

(and they grow real fast)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)
# But could he fight a Dugat?
and woo!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)
# He's eating a dugat's
penis
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:13, archived)
# hrmm
cute and scary! what is it?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# You want one?
www.thepetglider.com/nursery/

and there's a pair called Mork and Mindy if you fancy a really obscure bandwagon pic
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# kill it~!
woo!~
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Aww...
SPANG!
Aww...
SPANG!
Aww...
SPANG!
etc.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Bandwagon
sorry

(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)
# heh
I ♥ windy.
Long time.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:02, archived)
# please
stop this silliness now.
www.b3ta.com/board/3462589
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:03, archived)
# Bandwagons are like Badgers in Lingerie
They are just too hard to resist!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:05, archived)
# mmmmmmmm

*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)
# That may not actually be a compo entry.
You might want to change that.

Edit: Curse the quick editingness.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)
# noticed as it began psoting
quick off the mark aint we?

damned scrolly wheeled mices..

edit: curse your own...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Why's he standing on a biscuit?
And can I eat it once he's got off?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:05, archived)
# No!
It's an arse biscuit!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Yum.
Pass it over.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Big up Windy!
I used to shag a bloke who looked just like Windy - sans smock and daft hat of course.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)
# smock
is a lovely word
smock smock smock smock smock tabard smock
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)
# smock should be one of those words
that sounds like the sound of an action.

(can't spell the real word for it)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Onomatopeia?
Word that sounds like the noise it describes.

Another excellent word that really should be used more often.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)
# It was a nose thing wasn't it?
you little minx
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Just so that we can clear this up:
No one has done*:
Chalk and Mindy,
Stork and Mindy,
Peter Falk and Mindy,
Cork and Mindy,
Dork and Mindy,
Torque and Mindy.

*as far as I know.

/kill the bandwagon
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Or
porking Sindy
or
talking Hindi
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Hugh Jarse
would like to apologise for apparently being a retard. Which is not a bad thing except he had to go and confirm it for all to see.


argh the punnage wagon
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Woop! Woop! Punnage alarm


Well?

Come along, class.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Plaster of
Blackpool?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Oh the punnage is almost too much to bear.
Plaster of Paris perchance?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:01, archived)
# paster of paris?
tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:01, archived)
# plaster of paris?
*takes plaster for punnage burns*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:01, archived)
# so_you_needed_to_look_then_you_spacker_its_plaster_of_paris_durrrrrr.jpg
?

I win.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:01, archived)
# I'm not a spacker
but I did look.

Oh the punnage.

Woo!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:01, archived)
# hahahahaha, yes I did sneak a look at the filename. Shame on me.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Oh, yes. That's sophisticated punnage right there.
My Mum was clearing out some old books the other day and asked me if I wanted any of them. Among them were two called "Pun Fun" and "The Dictionary Of Puns", which my Dad apparently bought.
I think I've found out where I get it from . . .
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)
# best. file. name. ever.
100% fact.

well done.

P of P..... pffffft.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Special edition radio times covers rock
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Wooo, gotta love Wellard!
I'm off now all, g'day!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# byeeeeee!
Later?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:58, archived)
# You're only supposed to post shopped....... oh, I get it now.
TJ: The new Prodigy album is sounding rather good so far.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# The elusive Bobcat
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Boris?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Exactly what I was thinking!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Ditto
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Huh?
What yiz takling about?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:58, archived)
# The hair
looks like that belonging to Boris Johnson, Editor of long-running weekly right-of-centre political magazine "The Spectator", Conservative Member of Parliament for Henley-on-Thames, and Shadow Frontbench Spokesman for the Arts.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:03, archived)
# And one of the funniest blokes alive...
The only Tory I'd like to have round for tea.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Boris had ME round for tea once.
100% of FACT.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Goldthwaite?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# now there
is the definition of 'mentalist'
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Welcome to Jazz Club
Nice
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# I'll get me coat...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Quick
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Climbs off...
...and wanders away whistling quietly thinking about Stork and Cindy...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:59, archived)
# I think they are winking at you....
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)
# is that bros
in wigs?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# El pisso de mind!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# /shuffles off to find bros pic to compare.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:59, archived)
# /shuffles one off to Bros pic
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)
# i think it's the compression artefacts
but it gives them a very stubbly look to their faces and arms. Are they really transvestites?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# No,
they really do have skin like Mick Hucknall's pet tortoise. Amazing eh?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Why
are Bros in drag?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# What makes you think
that they are in drag?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# After watching Big Brother
the must see a market for sex change pop twins.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Are they brothers?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# TJ
whats this 'Dugat' thing I keep reading references to? new meme in b3ta land?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Newest meme
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# *screams*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:59, archived)
#


(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:59, archived)
# erm.. Pork calling Orson...Pork Calling Orson...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Great idea!
I know coz I shopped it earlier - great minds think alike but vary in approach!


(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# hiya, why the .?
has your name been usurped?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# it would appear so:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=14961

by a non-posting lurker no less
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:53, archived)
# ah boo to that.
Thankfully the b3ta museum has taken measures to protect 'Fnord' from such an indignity ;)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Privilege eh
well well.
how y' diddlin anyway my old chum? still a regular I see
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:06, archived)
# how rude!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# damn them
damn them all to hell.
perhpas the board should give you a "registered name" and a "display name"

too late now anyway.. the cad.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Pork and Minty
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# The All New Adventures of Hanson







to be continued...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# please make them die.
please.





please?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# You love them.





anally.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Seen that T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell?
I've Shagged The Girl From Hanson
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# In my long-haired
9-stone weighing nirvana-loving phase, I looked like the drummer from Hanson

A lot. An awful lot.

So much so I had to put on 5 stone and go bald just to stop the fear.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)
# I knocked
the small one on his arse at T in the park in 1997, didn't see him and walked right over him.

Only regret is that I didn't stomp him into the mud.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# go back and STOMP HIM!
then do the others too.

/after inventing time machine of course.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I'd forgotten they were at T in the Park in 1997
was that the year Kylie was there too? And that woman from Bananrama? The pop T in the Park!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# No Kylie,
Was Kula Shaker headlined the Saturday if my alcohol soden mind remembers...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:53, archived)
# maybe
i'm thinking of the year before or the year after...
don't remember Kula shaker, but then I wouldn't have watched them anyway.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# stomp it
stomp it hard!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# she's purdy!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:53, archived)

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