

sorry... just had to get that out of my head... back to work now...

getting kicked in the nads by those
curls up
protects bits
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:25,
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curls up
protects bits

but the man's penis is grotesque
is it modelled on yours?
much woo nonetheless
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31,
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is it modelled on yours?
much woo nonetheless

could be so accepted everywhere
it just amazing how fair
people can be la la lalala la
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:35,
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it just amazing how fair
people can be la la lalala la


(This is a real receipt, I only cut out the name of the company. The strange thing is (also 100% true) is we don't know who bought them).

is the difference between the 2.50 and 1.95 pies. hmmm.
Morning all. :D
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:19,
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Morning all. :D

i can only hope that the pretend meat involves tofu. ;)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22,
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named meat. In the latter you at least know if it contains horses/Belgians.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:26,
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Are we sharing these days :o)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:25,
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Does your latest username refer to anyone in particular?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:29,
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Got a big client meeting this afternoon so won't be around.
have a good day. :o)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31,
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have a good day. :o)

*ahem* sturdy gentleman, but he doesn't have access to the petty cash. The only other person who could have done it is on holiday, so my finger of blame rests on his shoulders.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:30,
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perhaps not quite as easy as you first imagined, eh?
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look at the join...
what's that? you can't see one?
I must not screw up by using the wrong fuckin head...
I must not screw up by using the wrong fuckin head...
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:23,
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what's that? you can't see one?
I must not screw up by using the wrong fuckin head...
I must not screw up by using the wrong fuckin head...

note to self: musn't drink water while reading the board
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:32,
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I've been to Boulder and down the road their house is on :)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:20,
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That wasn't the sole reason for the journey of course :)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:23,
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Harrison and Stick-woman's house? or mork and mindies?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:24,
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They must have been out because I didn't see the jeep.
Not so easy chatting now at the speed the messages go but nice to see you around again.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:28,
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Not so easy chatting now at the speed the messages go but nice to see you around again.

turn your back for five minutes and 30000 users/3500000 posts. Ber-limey.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:30,
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age of the big hair! How I weep at its passing!
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:20,
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and typed "YOUR ALL STRAIGHT"
I got some furious replies.
They can be a bit touchy can't they.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:20,
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I got some furious replies.
They can be a bit touchy can't they.

hooray! wonderful, they have all teh gay!
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22,
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with a rhyming picture!
www.b3ta.com/board/3462637
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:14,
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www.b3ta.com/board/3462637

When I pass you in the street I shall no longer mustter "sorry mate, haven't got any money on me", but dig out a shiny sixpence to throw into your proffered cap.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:16,
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Strange place. Has a reputation for being posh, but looks like a fucking shithole.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:18,
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parts of it look really nice, check your 4rthur, I shall tell you something about it.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:19,
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it got its name from the Knights of the Order of St John of Jerusalem, who were bequeathed the lands after the forced disbandment of the Knights Templar, the area's former owner?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22,
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Better than Frank n Patty, you must admit.

Edit: Not even a titter? Has the bandwagon become tiresome?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:12,
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Edit: Not even a titter? Has the bandwagon become tiresome?

just got back from dinner, looks like i've missed the bandwagon again!
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:26,
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you could do anything to him
(and they grow real fast)

www.thepetglider.com/nursery/
and there's a pair called Mork and Mindy if you fancy a really obscure bandwagon pic
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:14,
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and there's a pair called Mork and Mindy if you fancy a really obscure bandwagon pic

They are just too hard to resist!
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:05,
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You might want to change that.
Edit: Curse the quick editingness.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:08,
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Edit: Curse the quick editingness.

quick off the mark aint we?
damned scrolly wheeled mices..
edit: curse your own...
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:09,
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damned scrolly wheeled mices..
edit: curse your own...

And can I eat it once he's got off?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:05,
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I used to shag a bloke who looked just like Windy - sans smock and daft hat of course.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:07,
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is a lovely word
smock smock smock smock smock tabard smock
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:09,
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smock smock smock smock smock tabard smock

that sounds like the sound of an action.
(can't spell the real word for it)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:14,
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(can't spell the real word for it)

Word that sounds like the noise it describes.
Another excellent word that really should be used more often.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:17,
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Another excellent word that really should be used more often.

No one has done*:
Chalk and Mindy,
Stork and Mindy,
Peter Falk and Mindy,
Cork and Mindy,
Dork and Mindy,
Torque and Mindy.
*as far as I know.
/kill the bandwagon
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:09,
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Chalk and Mindy,
Stork and Mindy,
Peter Falk and Mindy,
Cork and Mindy,
Dork and Mindy,
Torque and Mindy.
*as far as I know.
/kill the bandwagon

would like to apologise for apparently being a retard. Which is not a bad thing except he had to go and confirm it for all to see.
argh the punnage wagon
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:10,
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argh the punnage wagon

Plaster of Paris perchance?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:01,
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?
I win.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:01,
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I win.



My Mum was clearing out some old books the other day and asked me if I wanted any of them. Among them were two called "Pun Fun" and "The Dictionary Of Puns", which my Dad apparently bought.
I think I've found out where I get it from . . .
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:08,
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I think I've found out where I get it from . . .

100% fact.
well done.
P of P..... pffffft.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:02,
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well done.
P of P..... pffffft.

TJ: The new Prodigy album is sounding rather good so far.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57,
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looks like that belonging to Boris Johnson, Editor of long-running weekly right-of-centre political magazine "The Spectator", Conservative Member of Parliament for Henley-on-Thames, and Shadow Frontbench Spokesman for the Arts.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:03,
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The only Tory I'd like to have round for tea.
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TJ
Do you think Adidas are going to drop her sponsorship as well, for going with the competitors.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57,
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Do you think Adidas are going to drop her sponsorship as well, for going with the competitors.

...and wanders away whistling quietly thinking about Stork and Cindy...
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:59,
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but it gives them a very stubbly look to their faces and arms. Are they really transvestites?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:54,
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they really do have skin like Mick Hucknall's pet tortoise. Amazing eh?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:55,
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the must see a market for sex change pop twins.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:56,
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whats this 'Dugat' thing I keep reading references to? new meme in b3ta land?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:55,
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Created by pickledpizza
Here's my dugat contributions.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57,
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Here's my dugat contributions.

I know coz I shopped it earlier - great minds think alike but vary in approach!
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:51,
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www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=14961
by a non-posting lurker no less
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:53,
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by a non-posting lurker no less

Thankfully the b3ta museum has taken measures to protect 'Fnord' from such an indignity ;)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:55,
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well well.
how y' diddlin anyway my old chum? still a regular I see
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:06,
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how y' diddlin anyway my old chum? still a regular I see

damn them all to hell.
perhpas the board should give you a "registered name" and a "display name"
too late now anyway.. the cad.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:03,
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perhpas the board should give you a "registered name" and a "display name"
too late now anyway.. the cad.

I've Shagged The Girl From Hanson
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:50,
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9-stone weighing nirvana-loving phase, I looked like the drummer from Hanson
A lot. An awful lot.
So much so I had to put on 5 stone and go bald just to stop the fear.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:00,
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A lot. An awful lot.
So much so I had to put on 5 stone and go bald just to stop the fear.

the small one on his arse at T in the park in 1997, didn't see him and walked right over him.
Only regret is that I didn't stomp him into the mud.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:48,
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Only regret is that I didn't stomp him into the mud.

then do the others too.
/after inventing time machine of course.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:51,
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/after inventing time machine of course.

was that the year Kylie was there too? And that woman from Bananrama? The pop T in the Park!
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:51,
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Was Kula Shaker headlined the Saturday if my alcohol soden mind remembers...
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:53,
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i'm thinking of the year before or the year after...
don't remember Kula shaker, but then I wouldn't have watched them anyway.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57,
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don't remember Kula shaker, but then I wouldn't have watched them anyway.
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