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# Browns Wet Dream
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Hee hee !
Welcome !
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:48, archived)
# reminds me of an FP
"What if jesus... was a thalidomide?"


*says hi to bennyhillslovechild in hull*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:10, archived)
# bless
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:11, archived)
# I always suspected he had a tiny winkle
Woooooo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Booking figures at the new Barents Sea resort could have been better...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Know this is Glasscock
but reminds me of this:
www.balticsww.com/stalin_world.htm
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Trans4mer
Decided to have a go

180K Clickness
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Jeebus
that's ....strange.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Woo!(sh!)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Very well done
but shouldn't it be about christmas?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Come get ya lens flare!!
woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:55, archived)
# I'm out of ideas today.


So please accept my Apple Ogies.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Fandabbi..
Dozi!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
R2Detour

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:40, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Nature's Wonders #873
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:36, archived)
# hehehehehehhehehehehhehee
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:37, archived)
# yay!
Feztastic!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:37, archived)
# hooooooooooooooorah!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:37, archived)
# nice fez my man!
where can i get such a fine hat?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:37, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I want one
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Whoooooooooo Hooooooooo!
Yeehah!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Wee!!
Boing!! Boing!!! BoOOOIIIINNGGG!!!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:39, archived)
# He looks like he bites..
But I'd pet him anyway.

Woo!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:39, archived)
# pffft....
They aint rare. Ten a penny.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Awww
He likes jumpin'
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:39, archived)
# fuck yeah
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Yippeeee !
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:42, archived)
# boing boing boing....
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:43, archived)
# YAY!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Double YAY!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Double Double Houpla!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Bah! I'll take the physical challenge
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:58, archived)
# great!
woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:02, archived)
# ooooh!
lovely.

kill it.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Oh, dear...
...somebody left the gate open again.



(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Oh dear lord
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Ha ha !!
run awaaaaayyy !
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:55, archived)
# noooooooooooooo.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:09, archived)
# oOOH
Naughty but woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:10, archived)
# *Bzzzzzt*

Other discoveries 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Woo!
foxy lady . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:34, archived)
# woo
Great!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:34, archived)
# I do like that robot.
He's so charming.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Woo
for magic robot!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:36, archived)
# that's ace
woo

how does he do it? please tell me
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Its all an illusion.
Pulleys and rope I think
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:41, archived)
# that's a clever robot you've got there
I can't see any ropes anywhere
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:43, archived)
# WOO AND YAY
but they'll never let him into the magic circle because they're racist!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:37, archived)
# maybe robot will be interested in this:
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Robot doesnt have emotions.
He gets really angry and upset when people say he has. ;)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:42, archived)
# cor, that robot
is something special
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:37, archived)
# cor
that's clever. He really is multi-talented (and you're not so bad either :) )
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:38, archived)
# hahahaha
these really are all the tops.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:44, archived)
# phew
back in time to catch this
woo and yay good sir
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:00, archived)
# I have emailed you,
I have.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:08, archived)
# the robot
is now a dangerous person to know.

woo.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Changed his number
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)
# very christmassy.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)
# And soooooo last season.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:34, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Beckham grabbing a moob has smething to do christmas now?
screw becoming a jew, i'm going to be a shinto monk.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Clever.....
ive got ' 5 goldenballs' going through my head now!

And a Beckham up a PA!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] previous one removed - needed snow
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:29, archived)
# nice thinking.
woo!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Ahh lovely
I hope yours get used
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:31, archived)
# oooooh
perfectionism
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:31, archived)
# But....
...is it not encouraging channel 4 to show Hollyoaks more than usual?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:32, archived)
# yay
for if you turn the sound off, it is much more satisfying
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:32, archived)
# all of the female characters in HO
are played by the same 3 blonde women who affect unique physical characteristic to create the illusion of a cast!

that's true
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Still they are eye candy all the same
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:38, archived)
# hey!
thats splendid! :-D
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
nice, infact it's better than the real hollyoaks

woo
again :¬)
I think that is what I wrote
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha !
REPOST !!

:-)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Nnnggg!
God I'm bored
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:29, archived)
# :)
heehee
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Mongoose ?
Is she one of chicken-girls chums ?

Woo !
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Who be chicken girl?


(Meerkat)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)
# You not know ?
really ?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Nope
I am usually on the other side

Edit:
I seem to have missed a meme
glassco.cx/search?q=chicken+girl&board=&order=
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Sick around for a bit....
she'll turn up.

She's Duke of Prune's charming little lady friend.

She's lully !
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Don't encourage the Duke
I beg you!

Member of the anti-chicken girl brigade
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Then you must DANCE!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)
# I would..
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Hello fag ash lil
oops sorry, Princess Fag ash lil
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# you found my old woo yay!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Guess the Opera

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Carmen
by Bidet

AICMFP
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Here . . .
*passes five pound flavoured magic pie
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:28, archived)
# yum
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Pfft
THE PUNNAGE
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Ha bidets?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:28, archived)
# sunday monday ha bidets, tuesday
wednesday ha bidets... la lala
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# *sighs
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:31, archived)
# *dances*
do dodo doooo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Its by bidet
and it's Carmen.

*Hopes she was first for a bloody change*

Edit: Oh poo, B3tan
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:28, archived)
# sorry Pot . . .
*has idea!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:29, archived)
# hey -
no cheating!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:29, archived)
# what!?
*whistles innocently
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:31, archived)
# methinks
he has just thought of another pun
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:31, archived)
# methinks
he's going to tell you the answer to give you somewhat of an unfair advantage
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)
# No Way!
. . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:35, archived)
# I just saw your Chairman Miaow post
It's ACE!

Edit: I reckon you shouldn't say anything about FPs as you may jinx them. I thought it was worthy though.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:39, archived)
# thankyou
*blushes again
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Carmen?


Edit: Bollocks
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:29, archived)
# is it the dance of the sink?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# tap dancing
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
glad I gave you the hummus back now

woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:31, archived)
# I don't understand
it didn't get on the fp

or were you dreaming?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Check the Brian-text . . .
on my snail hat . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:45, archived)
# argh!
damn you DTH. I had checked the others too.

you win
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:48, archived)
# pfffftt!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Posts. Goes to pub...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:26, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
cool

no norks
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:27, archived)
# That's Mr. No-norks
when addressing SI . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# haha.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:28, archived)
# pfft
lovely coat
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:29, archived)
# FIFO : stack for rent
/geek
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# yay
i still would you know
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# She's a bitch!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:20, archived)
# poor Dave
he failed in his mission, its eternal shame for him
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Awwwwww
poor Dave
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:21, archived)
# poor Dave
he is a bit rubbish isn't he

woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:24, archived)
# it's seems
he succeeded. So he is not rubbish.

aaaah. aaaaaaaaaaaah, do you see? aaaaah.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:25, archived)
# aw.
what a great ferret.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:25, archived)
# dave is a rubbish suicide bomber...
although he did end up dead, which is something to be thankful for.

Woo yay.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:26, archived)
# How many dead people have ever said 'ouch!'?
Course he's not dead!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:27, archived)
# yeah -
but he died after saying ouch, duh!

*kills Dave just to make sure*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:29, archived)
# me Dave or him Dave?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# meh?
I dunno... flip a coin
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:32, archived)
# But what went wrong?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:26, archived)
#
he didnt die
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:28, archived)
# I put it to you
that there are 4 different ferrets in that picture! It's a terrorist cell!

*ahem* Yes, er, woo :)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Awww
His little paws couldnt set the timer properly.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
that is ace.

here, have this.


(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Shirt and tie only, i'm afraid...
...and are those casual shoes?

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:18, archived)
# please Mr let me in
i thought the point of a public toilet was it was open to the public
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:19, archived)
# tip top.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Yes please
All over some nice apple pie.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:20, archived)
# *sits down, submits...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:20, archived)
# I should be on the guest list
could you just check?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Threepwood?
Threepwood?
Threepwood?
Threepwood?
Threepwood?

nope, no Threepwood, now piss off before i beat you to within an inch of your life.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Awww but i know the DJ
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Fine!
didn't wanna go in anyway . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:25, archived)
# But I have already been in
I just came outside to use the phone


Honest
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Abstract I know... [but to the point]
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Flashy
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:18, archived)
# *fits, bites tongue, spack on the floor*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:19, archived)
# *steals wallet*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:19, archived)
# bastard.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:21, archived)
# *spacks*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:20, archived)
# that's
where I left my coathanger
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:21, archived)
# 4rf
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:22, archived)
# pssst
compo it!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:23, archived)
# wha???
I can' see a "4" logo in there?

edit: and if that pic was ever on telly the missus would kill me... even though I have enhanced it to make me look beautiful.

edit2: doH!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:25, archived)
# improved spack version 0.1.1
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:25, archived)
# *ouch*
right, here have this to make your mind spack.... these people in marketing always coming up with new ideas eh?

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:28, archived)
# He looks a bit snooty to me...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:03, archived)
# A long legged bird
with a cute pussy?

Gets my vote! w/y/h
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:08, archived)
# haha very clever
i must say it does turn me on a little
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:10, archived)
# There she goes

She's the most beautiful I've seen to date. Brilliant!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Smaller smaller ...
That's far too big for the board!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:01, archived)
# too big
edit: damn beaten to it
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:01, archived)
# *screws in monocle
nope . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:01, archived)
# 2 years =
11 messages.... now THAT'S good lurking!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Probably a b3ta record of sorts.
*reaches for telescope*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:13, archived)
# the guy who posted two compo entries earlier
has one of the best lurking records
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=1888

two of the posts were today, and the other was front paged in 2002.

well done that man!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Heh.
Legend.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)
# that's stunning
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:02, archived)
# I'm afraid that's not eligable for the
2K challenge...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:03, archived)
# arg
TINY TINY tiny tiny
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:06, archived)
# excellent.
we've missed your pictures of boats.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Woo to tinyness
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:22, archived)
# DTH's pic made me think of this


Apologies to Mr The Hat
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Beijing Fried Cat!?

Guffaw!

don't apologise, I didn't draw the original . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Aaahhhh
but the hummus is all yours
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:58, archived)
# *blushes
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:59, archived)
# oi
get your own tagline *pfffft*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Fight! fight! fight!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:01, archived)
# oh if you insist


edit: go on flame me up. I haven't seen any GOOD "cock off"s in a while.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:04, archived)
#
*hides*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Murdoch..
couldnt hit a Donkeys arse with a Banjo.

Not scared.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:12, archived)
# *hides banjo

*hides arse, just in case
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:13, archived)
# *hides donkey
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:15, archived)
# correct
although he himself was one of the few people to ever get shot in an episode.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:14, archived)
# makes you wonder
why the army wanted them back really
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:15, archived)
# well if they were being shot at
they tended to ignore he bullets and dive on people in slow motion. Quite a talented lot really.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I stand down sir
;-)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:01, archived)
# heheheheh
ta. You don't have to if you don't want to, but I actually think your tagline is better than mine now :¬(

*grin*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Awww fanx
*hugs*

but I'm liking this one at the moment
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Do I want to know....
..whats in the Chairmans secret recipe?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Toenails
and dust
and blu tac
and pins
and chairs
and children

Much like sausages really*

*FACT**

**May not be
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:03, archived)
# This my friends...
..is a fucking GUITAR!

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Hehe, so obvious and yet so good!!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Red 5, ready to ROCK!
'Ning all
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:55, archived)
# luke! you've switched your amp to 11
are you alright?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:57, archived)
# How many stacks Red Leader?
"Say about...30 stacks. Some on the stage, some on the raised platform."
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Agreed.
That is one fucking guitar.

Have a cat in honor:

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:55, archived)
# use the frets luke
hehe
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Double geetars
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:36, archived)

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