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[challenge entry] The beach wasn't quite as described in the brochure
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:25, archived)
# glass eyeballs
a staple of any respectable beach.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:26, archived)
# it's a shell actually
unless it's staring at you funny...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:27, archived)
# That's
quite a beauty spot he's got there.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:47, archived)
# ba
dum
tish
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 1:03, archived)
# aww
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:23, archived)
# my friend steve
looks absolutely nothing like that.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:24, archived)
# Niether does this guy that I don't know...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:26, archived)
# i think i know him
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Sure?.
He's the one that did the thing that no one talks about!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:35, archived)
# Wait, im thinking of someone else
I got him mixed up with the guy that everyone remembers his face but no one knows his name.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:36, archived)
# No... this guy is the one who does that 'thing'..
damn.. its funny...if only words could express it.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:21, archived)
# i fucking hate when that happens
night b3ta
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:22, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:23, archived)
# hehehe
dispose of cricket bats responsibly
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Heh! =)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:34, archived)
# Inspiration for the Dizzy Gargoyles
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Woo!...for sure!....I don't remember the game though :(
anyone into "Police Squad" or "Naked Gun"..might want to hear my new 'silly mix mash'

Others here
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:25, archived)
# Shame, the Oliver Twins were the best games designers ever!
nice track :oD
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:28, archived)
# you totally missed out on "Nice beaver!"
"thank you, I just had it stuffed." (in a song of mine)


Edit: didnt listen long enough....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:30, archived)
# Huh?...
sure?

EDIT: linky your song!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:32, archived)
# no webhosting :o( i suck nuts
i have some space on mp3 unsigned, but theyre my other stuff like kickazz and noreen munnely
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:38, archived)
# Shame...
comon msn... *my name* @hotmail.com , send it over there.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:12, archived)
# pffft
*hocks up a good loogie*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:13, archived)
# *unzips*
...woo!
 
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:16, archived)
# The elven king says woo
and i do too

(the effect of a few hours d&d)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:49, archived)
# BBC rogue-porn update
Interesting tale - although the third paragraph from the end kinda removes the Daily-Mail-style scandalism from the equation, non?

tinyurl.com/4ghdj
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:09, archived)
#
"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing"

Yeah, I'm sure it was disbelief that compelled them to continue watching.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:21, archived)
# i can imagine how that went
man- grr im so angry, i think we should watch it to the end because i cant bvilieve it

woman- yes, i can tell your angry, your sweating, shaking, and youve had your hands in your pockets for a good 10 minutes now
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:26, archived)
# Hahahah...'pockets'
=)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:46, archived)
# "there's a hole in my pocket, dear anne, dear anne..."
"there's a hole in my pocket, dear anne a OH MY GOD, YES!

...a hole."
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:48, archived)
# "Well 'FIX' it dear Annie..."
(and he prolly did when she fooked off to bed!)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:52, archived)
# "I can't believe television could possibly sink lower than this, Anne..."
"...but let's watch it for the next hour-and-a-half just to be sure, eh?"
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:33, archived)
# Ha ha
"The film became progressively more graphic, there was no plot to it, it was just sex."
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:33, archived)
# were they drawing a chart?
graphicness/time?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:34, archived)
# I've always spelt it 'pyjama'....?
But sit me down in front of a good filthy flick and I won't complain...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Awwwwwww....
bless
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:10, archived)
# please shop another one
where a giant duckling saves them...

I won't be able to sleep tonight like this
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:12, archived)
# noooooooooo!
:(
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:13, archived)
# poor little things
I hope they were rescued
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Domestos!
..Kills 99% of all known elephant pups..DEAD!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:22, archived)
# poor little things
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:24, archived)
# YES

/edit Yay!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:25, archived)
# hehe
I can just imagine the *plopplop* noise they would make

woo yay!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:29, archived)
# two elephants fall down a drain
*boom*boom*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:01, archived)
# Genius
Just fucking genius.

That is all.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:28, archived)
# Elephant Man-hole.
("im not an animal!" etc)
(, Sat 29 Jan 2005, 18:07, archived)
# happy birthday SFN
and it's my b3taday!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:57, archived)
# YAY!
What a happy fella!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:58, archived)
# So it is!


EDIT: this really is a screen cap of your profile.. unshopped, except for cropping.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:00, archived)
# eep - it's white!
where's my css gotten to?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Is Firefox ignoring it?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:04, archived)
#
not on my side, that's all I know.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Tis white from here!
EDIT: even after a check..IE is not showing it in colour either!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:07, archived)
# ah
the mysteries of the intermathingy.
maybe it's because the style sheet is on another server.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:09, archived)
# That'll do it
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:11, archived)
# thought you could link to it -
strange howw I can see it though.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:12, archived)
# You have the css on your local machine...
Dontcha!..huh? huh? ;)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:13, archived)
# no silly!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Did I assume that???


maybe ;)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:19, archived)
# http://www.hurtingwang.com/
"This domain name has been temporarily suspended for exceeding the daily bandwidth quota. The site will be automatically turned on again at 12:00AM PST (unless the site's allocated monthly limit is reached)."

looks like wang problems...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:15, archived)
# oops
darn that wang.
hmmm, I thought I had it elsewhere, will move it post haste.

and thanks guys!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:18, archived)
# we hardly
want to hear about your wang movements!

and goodnight!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:20, archived)
# I get a white background
using OmniWeb 5.1 :/
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:08, archived)
# yaaaaay!
happy b3taday miss november! :D
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:01, archived)
# :D
thanks
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:07, archived)
# hurrah!
happy b3taday :~)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:02, archived)
# ta!
:)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Yay!
Happy biffday!

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:02, archived)
# ook ook oook!
that's grand!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:05, archived)
# ook ook oook!
 

 
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:21, archived)
# i love that one
the faces are so perfect
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:28, archived)
# I've posted it elsewhere
but I'll post it again:
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:05, archived)
# yay
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:14, archived)
# HURRAH YOU!
My birthday is gone now, oh well.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:06, archived)
#
just pretend you're in my time zone, hurrah you!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Yay! Bring in the cakes!
two please, no skipming.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:06, archived)
# more cake I say!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 1:05, archived)
# woo!
happy birthday!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:11, archived)
# lovely! *sniff*
:D
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:15, archived)
# don't eat it all at once!

oh what the hell, knock yourself out! :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:16, archived)
# yay
I will, mmmmm
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:19, archived)
# huzzah!
fluffiness all round, then.


 
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:17, archived)
# yay!
I love that
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 1:05, archived)
# :) happy b3taday
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:26, archived)
# aw the fluff!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 1:04, archived)
# Cornary
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:53, archived)
# yay!
nicely done.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:02, archived)
# hehe
oddness
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:09, archived)
# HA ha
I like that.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:27, archived)
# Linky for glasscocx...
NSFW or anywhere else for that matter...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:50, archived)
# As it syas on the page -
"It premiered on iFilm.com on July 26/2000, and quickly became one of the most downloaded short films on the internet"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:52, archived)
# hmm
that was gay
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Does anyone else
think that "butt plugs" echoes for just a tad too long?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Butt plugs?
butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs butt plugs yes
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:57, archived)
# maybe in your cavernous ass they do
sorry
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Funny!
..Love the out-takes at the end.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:56, archived)
# hmm
my first dildo for kids

sounds a bit wrong
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:37, archived)
# surely that's glasscock
i've seen that in colour
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 1:58, archived)
# public service
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Hahahaha....
I finished reading it on its 3rd spin!

Yay!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Ditto
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:52, archived)
# No reason...
Just messing around with drop shadows...

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:44, archived)
# P.A.T.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:44, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:45, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:45, archived)
# aaahhhh
hahaha! Should've seen that coming!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Woo
hat stand
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Yup..that'll do it!
Woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Professor Cheesey was delighted with his new wanking material.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:43, archived)
# now if only he could come up with a way of sharing it with like minded people all over the planet
:~)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha!
Keep trying, Cheesey.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:27, archived)
# ahahahah
:)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:15, archived)
# that
is a great expression.

yay!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:19, archived)
# HA ha ha
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:40, archived)
# another one for the collection
woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:41, archived)
# haha!
ick!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:44, archived)
# My eyes...
...are Pies!



Yay!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:44, archived)
# and yours are lies?
what's for dinner mother? Pins?!

/fast show
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:51, archived)
# it's as easy as
3.14159265


/maths jokes
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:02, archived)
# muwhahahahah
please don't steal my eyes.

woo!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:19, archived)
# YOINK!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:39, archived)
# woot!
happy birthday indeed.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:40, archived)
# huzzah for birthdays
:~)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:41, archived)
# Ooooo
cheers!
Only just popped back on, and what a lovely picture to be met by.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:41, archived)
# Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
You look like a donkey,
And you smell like a shoe!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:43, archived)
# You didn't see mine then?.. :(
/ goes and sulks
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:46, archived)
# I did, I thought it was tops too
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:05, archived)
# My love for you
Is reinstated =)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:17, archived)
# happy birthday!
have more cake... :)

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:51, archived)
# when the job centre mentioned soles
I will tear your soles apart
this wasn't quite what he had in mind

all teh seamless, I know :~)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:37, archived)
# arf!
heheh
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:39, archived)
# *groan*
bad, but so so good :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:40, archived)
# It works!
Arf!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:40, archived)
#
"we'll tear your shoes apart......."
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:52, archived)
# umm i dunno, have it anyway
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:23, archived)
# these are very nice
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:24, archived)
# thanks.
Im going to make a webpage in college for them and its going to be orange. Mmmhmm.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:25, archived)
# hooray!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:25, archived)
# hoorah!
.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:26, archived)
# hoorae!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:27, archived)
# HOORJ!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:40, archived)
# GEORGE!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:42, archived)
# MILDRED!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:42, archived)
# GORDON?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:44, archived)
# SUSAN!!!!1
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:48, archived)
# DORIS!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:52, archived)
# BORIS?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Mmmmm...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:27, archived)
# The future's bright
damnit
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:46, archived)
# it is?
*adds sunglasses to shopping list*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 0:00, archived)
# That was me
the other night

curse those chilli peppers.....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:35, archived)
# Hahaha..class.
=)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:27, archived)
# this would be my reaction too.
i like it.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:29, archived)
# Great
You got that in wallpaper-like big?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:34, archived)
# I guess so
Click HEre

Any good?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:42, archived)
# That is
strangely funny.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:43, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:18, archived)
# Leggit!
woo!

'tis making me dizzy though
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:20, archived)
# He'll never find his contact lens
moving that fast
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:24, archived)
# hehe
i meant to tell you before that i enjoyed the original of this animation
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:20, archived)
# cheers
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:20, archived)
# jikes
that's crazy!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:20, archived)
# i can't keep up
woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:23, archived)
# Heheh..
Did a Flash 'Benny Hill tune' version get made?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:25, archived)
# h ugo_rune did a brilliant one with George Dubya, Blair, Bin Laden, Saddam....
pity he doesn`t log on much, cos it was a corking animation

.. and with that I`m off to bed

nighty night!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:27, archived)
# Nighty Rik!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:28, archived)
# midi
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:33, archived)
# Yup...
Suits it perfectly!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:40, archived)
# i'm getting out of breath just watching that.
good stuff.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:30, archived)
# And who says the 80s wasn't evil?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:15, archived)
# *buries head in hands*

that HURTS

but I shall woo it!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:16, archived)
# What's Kemp
in English?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:20, archived)
# "spandau"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:21, archived)
# My Spandau
hahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:21, archived)
# hahahah :D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:22, archived)
# here endeth the lesson
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:23, archived)
# Arf!
=)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:29, archived)
# i'm free

and woo to yoo


(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:39, archived)
# Hahaha
nice one.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:44, archived)

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